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2013-12-03 02:13:54 PM
Here's the top ten states, according to penis size:

North Dakota
Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina

When did they become a state?

Also.

41.  Texas

Everything's bigger, huh?
 
2013-12-03 02:16:13 PM
Something in the water?

//methane?
 
2013-12-03 02:16:16 PM
Said the same thing about District of Columbia.
 
2013-12-03 02:17:01 PM

blatz514: Also.

41.  Texas

Everything's bigger, huh?


It's based on condom sales, and the God fearing people of Texas practice abstinence!
 
2013-12-03 02:17:21 PM
Surprised the states with the most blacks didn't do as well

/I sound racist
 
2013-12-03 02:17:51 PM
"Condomania.com compiled condom sales data from all 50 states to figure out which state boasted the largest members..."

Did they ask condom purchasers in each state to disclose their size?

Or are they going off sales volume of larger-sized condoms? Maybe there's one well hung dude in ND buying a shiatload of condoms.
 
2013-12-03 02:19:49 PM

Creoena: Surprised the states with the most blacks didn't do as well

/I sound racist



Seriously, Mississippi is all WTF . . . those peckerwoods are so small they brought the entire state down?  Damn!
 
2013-12-03 02:20:13 PM

jankyboy: "Condomania.com compiled condom sales data from all 50 states to figure out which state boasted the largest members..."

Did they ask condom purchasers in each state to disclose their size?

Or are they going off sales volume of larger-sized condoms? Maybe there's one well hung dude in ND buying a shiatload of condoms.


I was only there for a week! My bad.
 
2013-12-03 02:21:50 PM
I believe their method was far less than scientific. This "article" is an excuse for an advertisement for CONDOMANIA.COM
 
2013-12-03 02:23:04 PM

jankyboy: "Condomania.com compiled condom sales data from all 50 states to figure out which state boasted the largest members..."

Did they ask condom purchasers in each state to disclose their size?

Or are they going off sales volume of larger-sized condoms? Maybe there's one well hung dude in ND buying a shiatload of condoms.


They also probably need to control for dudes buying condoms that are too big for them.

Dunno, maybe run the rates of unplanned pregnancies through the size mathalyzer.
 
2013-12-03 02:23:32 PM
Wow. Stupid article is stupid.

A friend of mine likes to joke about her ex, who insisted on buying Magnums. She compared him, literally, to a vienna sausage.

But yea, let's use condom sales to determine penis size. I'm sure that's an intelligent rationale.
 
2013-12-03 02:25:30 PM

grumpfuff: Wow. Stupid article is stupid.

A friend of mine likes to joke about her ex, who insisted on buying Magnums. She compared him, literally, to a vienna sausage.

But yea, let's use condom sales to determine penis size. I'm sure that's an intelligent rationale.


Well, unless Sasha Grey goes door to door with a measuring tape, this is the closest we can get.
 
2013-12-03 02:25:39 PM
They forgot to take into account the 3rd sock men have to wear in order to try and stay warm up here and the size condom you'd need to fit over that.

10 degrees now....
high of -8 on Saturday....
brrrr...
 
2013-12-03 02:25:53 PM
Just one more thing for Mississippi to be last in
 
2013-12-03 02:25:56 PM
The little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.

2.bp.blogspot.com

/yah
 
2013-12-03 02:27:03 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: jankyboy: "Condomania.com compiled condom sales data from all 50 states to figure out which state boasted the largest members..."

Did they ask condom purchasers in each state to disclose their size?

Or are they going off sales volume of larger-sized condoms? Maybe there's one well hung dude in ND buying a shiatload of condoms.

They also probably need to control for dudes buying condoms that are too big for them.

Dunno, maybe run the rates of unplanned pregnancies through the size mathalyzer.


Hey!  When the clerk asks if I want to supersize that Trojan for just a quarter more, you better damn sure believe that I say "yes!"
 
2013-12-03 02:33:37 PM
Wait...Georgia isn't included- does that mean that we are measured on an entirely different scale, or that we don't use condoms? You know which end of the scale I'm talking about too....
 
2013-12-03 02:33:55 PM

Creoena: Surprised the states with the most blacks didn't do as well

/I sound racist


Well as much as that is a stereotype none of the blacks I had to shower with in school or whatever had a bigger cawk than mine. Of course just because I am hung doesnt mean every white guy on earth is.
 
2013-12-03 02:35:37 PM
DC 4th? Congress must have been out of session as they're the biggest pr*cks in the world.
 
2013-12-03 02:37:19 PM

Oldiron_79: Creoena: Surprised the states with the most blacks didn't do as well

/I sound racist

Well as much as that is a stereotype none of the blacks I had to shower with in school or whatever had a bigger cawk than mine. Of course just because I am hung doesnt mean every white guy on earth is.


or whatever?
 
2013-12-03 02:38:50 PM

ocendot: Wait...Georgia isn't included- does that mean that we are measured on an entirely different scale, or that we don't use condoms? You know which end of the scale I'm talking about too....


It's a scientific fact that men from Georgia have "innies".
 
2013-12-03 02:40:36 PM

srgrobe: Oldiron_79: Creoena: Surprised the states with the most blacks didn't do as well

/I sound racist

Well as much as that is a stereotype none of the blacks I had to shower with in school or whatever had a bigger cawk than mine. Of course just because I am hung doesnt mean every white guy on earth is.

or whatever?


bg0lden.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-03 02:42:21 PM

FarkedOver: ocendot: Wait...Georgia isn't included- does that mean that we are measured on an entirely different scale, or that we don't use condoms? You know which end of the scale I'm talking about too....

It's a scientific fact that men from Georgia have "innies".


Yeah- in your momma....
 
2013-12-03 02:45:34 PM

grumpfuff: Wow. Stupid article is stupid.

A friend of mine likes to joke about her ex, who insisted on buying Magnums. She compared him, literally, to a vienna sausage.

But yea, let's use condom sales to determine penis size. I'm sure that's an intelligent rationale.


Magnums are a ripoff even if you have an enormous schlong. Hasn't everybody seen those demonstrations where you can fit a regular-sized condom over a giant cucumber? Magnums exist to allow people to engage in self-flattery.
 
2013-12-03 02:45:46 PM

ocendot: FarkedOver: ocendot: Wait...Georgia isn't included- does that mean that we are measured on an entirely different scale, or that we don't use condoms? You know which end of the scale I'm talking about too....

It's a scientific fact that men from Georgia have "innies".

Yeah- in your momma....


My mother's dead fool.

3.bp.blogspot.com
"I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
 
2013-12-03 02:47:59 PM

Creoena: Surprised the states with the most blacks didn't do as well

/I sound racist


I see your racist and raise you

Those people don't use condoms. More babies, more welfare.
 
2013-12-03 02:50:35 PM

H31N0US: blatz514: Also.

41.  Texas

Everything's bigger, huh?

It's based on condom sales, and the God fearing people of Texas practice abstinence!


Here in Mississippi we practice bareback ridin'.

/explains why we're #1 in STDs
 
2013-12-03 02:51:54 PM
ND has a higher percentage of men than most states because of the oil and gas industries, so maybe vagina lengths are included in the average.
 
2013-12-03 02:52:12 PM
ugg..  it wasnt that long ago that the large size ones were only one brand that had a ridiculously thick membrane to them and smelled terrible.  thank god for the newer varieties they have out.
 
2013-12-03 02:53:57 PM
This just in: Men in North Dakota catch bigger fish.
 
2013-12-03 02:57:45 PM

Super Chronic: grumpfuff: Wow. Stupid article is stupid.

A friend of mine likes to joke about her ex, who insisted on buying Magnums. She compared him, literally, to a vienna sausage.

But yea, let's use condom sales to determine penis size. I'm sure that's an intelligent rationale.

Magnums are a ripoff even if you have an enormous schlong. Hasn't everybody seen those demonstrations where you can fit a regular-sized condom over a giant cucumber? Magnums exist to allow people to engage in self-flattery.


F=kx, Hooke's Law, and consider the base of a condom is basically a rubber band.
 
2013-12-03 03:00:22 PM
North Dakota is a sausage fest, so if you fap a lot eventually it is stretched out and becomes longer.

/that's how I did it.
 
2013-12-03 03:04:46 PM

blatz514: When did they become a state?


DC is very frequently included in state listings, seeing it has a higher population than Wisconsin or Vermont, and isn't part any state.
 
2013-12-03 03:05:23 PM

drumhellar: blatz514: When did they become a state?

DC is very frequently included in state listings, seeing it has a higher population than Wisconsin Wyoming or Vermont, and isn't part any state.


FTFM
 
2013-12-03 03:05:50 PM

sweetmelissa31: ND has a higher percentage of men than most states because of the oil and gas industries, so maybe vagina lengths are included in the average.


Actually, there may be something on the "percentage of men" angle... there's a growing trend of men watching while their wives have sex with other men, and the husbands say that it makes their own climax better because of the competition.  Maybe they have other physiological responses to the competition.

/hypothesis, do not intend to test in any way.
 
2013-12-03 03:06:21 PM
The headline is wrong. The study shows that North Dakotans ARE the biggest dicks in the country. I'd have guessed Texas, but... science!
 
2013-12-03 03:06:24 PM

ocendot: Wait...Georgia isn't included- does that mean that we are measured on an entirely different scale, or that we don't use condoms? You know which end of the scale I'm talking about too....


I don't think you need a condom when you're farking your cousins.
 
2013-12-03 03:06:35 PM

sandbar67: Just one more thing for Mississippi to be last in


Because we don't buy condoms here. Given the ridiculous birthrates, this should be obvious. Granted, if it went by actual penis size, mine would skew the average so bad we'd probably still be last place.
 
2013-12-03 03:06:47 PM
static.squarespace.com
 
2013-12-03 03:08:53 PM
The operative word is "boasted." 9 of 10 men you buy magnum condoms don't need them. What does that tell us?
 
2013-12-03 03:09:47 PM
This study sponsored in part by the North Dakota Board of Tourism.
 
2013-12-03 03:11:17 PM
Thought he was from  South Dakota

abovethelaw.com
 
2013-12-03 03:11:48 PM
If they based it off of the size of condoms bought, a lot of guys (I would guess at most) who buy those don't need them, they're simply boosting their own ego. I guess the logic is, "well if these things fit me, I must be well hung".
 
2013-12-03 03:12:14 PM
Explains why my wife & I were going to retire to South Dakota (#3).
 
2013-12-03 03:13:28 PM

Zeeba Neighba: They forgot to take into account the 3rd sock men have to wear in order to try and stay warm up here and the size condom you'd need to fit over that.

10 degrees now....
high of -8 on Saturday....
brrrr...


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-03 03:13:57 PM

AbiNormal: ocendot: Wait...Georgia isn't included- does that mean that we are measured on an entirely different scale, or that we don't use condoms? You know which end of the scale I'm talking about too....

I don't think you need a condom when you're farking your cousins.


You wouldn't say that if you knew the repercussions...
www.whoateallthepies.tv
 
2013-12-03 03:14:23 PM
I had time on my hands, so I regressed the penis size ranking against this ranking of gun ownership. (Discarding Georgia since it's not in TFA.) Came up with this: y = -.0374x + 35.296. So the negative correlation seems to exist, though the R2 was admittedly low. (Hawaii looks like a big ol' outlier at (49, 49) and if you take that out, the fit is better.)
 
2013-12-03 03:15:03 PM

drumhellar: blatz514: When did they become a state?

DC is very frequently included in state listings, seeing it has a higher population than Wisconsin or Vermont, and isn't part any state.


I guess you mean Wyoming and obviously not Wisconsin.
 
2013-12-03 03:18:54 PM
It may well be affected by people buying the wrong sized condoms for self flattery/delusion but you would then have to prove that behavior is engaged in more in North Dakota then everywhere else.
 
2013-12-03 03:30:28 PM

Super Chronic: I had time on my hands, so I regressed the penis size ranking against this ranking of gun ownership. (Discarding Georgia since it's not in TFA.) Came up with this: y = -.0374x + 35.296. So the negative correlation seems to exist, though the R2 was admittedly low. (Hawaii looks like a big ol' outlier at (49, 49) and if you take that out, the fit is better.)



That's because of Hawaii's large asian population.

/das wasis?
 
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