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(Guardian)   The best picture of a naked Gillian Anderson with a conger eel around her neck that you'll see this week   (theguardian.com) divider line 86
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2013-12-03 03:19:16 PM
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French-Portuguese actor Barbara Cabrita with a herring
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2013-12-03 03:23:35 PM
 But what about her hovercraft?
 
2013-12-03 03:25:32 PM

jake_lex: Fishlove 2013?

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Nice. +1
 
2013-12-03 03:42:18 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [static.guim.co.uk image 400x500]
French-Portuguese actor Barbara Cabrita with a herring
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heh.
 
2013-12-03 03:50:45 PM
...why?
 
2013-12-03 03:53:09 PM
I see genki-genki is the new vanilla.

/if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't try to find out
//sometimes, ignorance really is bliss
 
2013-12-03 04:05:45 PM

Wellon Dowd: I have the weirdest bonefish right now.

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farm3.static.flickr.com

That place is actually pretty good.
 
2013-12-03 04:16:50 PM

sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.


45.  She was born in 1968.
 
2013-12-03 04:20:11 PM

R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.


I can't get past that she might not be a natural red head.  I refuse to google it - REFUSE.
 
2013-12-03 04:20:50 PM

lennavan: R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.

I can't get past that she might not be a natural red head.  I refuse to google it - REFUSE.


I WANT TO BELIEVE!
 
2013-12-03 04:26:06 PM

R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.


She's smoking hot in The Fall.
 
2013-12-03 04:27:01 PM
Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?
 
2013-12-03 04:29:29 PM

snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?


My chances of nailing her haven't diminished one iota.
 
2013-12-03 04:29:31 PM

snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?


I'm content just to watch.
 
2013-12-03 04:34:53 PM

R.A.Danny: snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?

My chances of nailing her haven't diminished one iota.


Same here.  Whereas my desires of nailing have increased significantly.
 
2013-12-03 04:35:08 PM
Okay, wait a gosh darn minute... give us the Wiener warning... I wanna believe this was all Babes and Blue Marlins!!!
 
2013-12-03 06:32:43 PM

snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?


I now have an even bigger weird boner.....

/rimshot
 
2013-12-03 07:00:12 PM
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2013-12-03 07:25:42 PM

i.imgur.com

 
2013-12-03 08:20:08 PM
I once touched a dolphin's vagina.

/true story
//wife never lets me live it down.
 
2013-12-03 09:59:15 PM
Lesbian? Hmmph. She's looking a bit like Sue Sylvester.
 
2013-12-03 10:25:37 PM

RogerClemente: I once touched a dolphin's vagina.

/true story
//wife never lets me live it down.


On purpose?
 
2013-12-03 11:08:34 PM

neilbradley: RogerClemente: I once touched a dolphin's vagina.

/true story
//wife never lets me live it down.

On purpose porpoise?


FTFY
 
2013-12-03 11:13:25 PM
I miss her having red hair.
 
2013-12-03 11:25:03 PM
I could pull out my walleye.
 
2013-12-04 12:57:23 AM

Somaticasual: With a look on her face that really says "I didn't know this is what they meant when I signed up for the photo shoot.."


Or that she got last pick from the aquarium.
"Seriously, I get the eel? I have to pose with the goddamn EEL? None of the guys were chivalrous enough to leave a single one of the f*cking mullets in the tank?"

/though in fairness, while all the pictures are bizarre and nothing I'd want on my wall, I almost sort of like how hers is arranged. It has that familiar classical Greek "unclad person gets throttled by snake monsters" motif, a popular theme with the Hentai pioneers of the ancient world.
 
2013-12-04 02:01:08 AM
Well, that was something completely different.

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [static.guim.co.uk image 400x500]
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Yes, I'm sure we all read 'WITH A HERRING' in that special voice.
 
2013-12-04 02:09:41 AM

lennavan: Wellon Dowd: I have the weirdest bonefish right now.

[i.imgur.com image 464x650]

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x341]

That place is actually pretty good.


I've been there.  Overpriced, overrated.  If they were more reasonably priced I would go again.
 
2013-12-04 05:24:48 AM
Kenzo Takada, #15, is the guy responsible for the French pink rugby shirt.

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2013-12-04 05:56:19 AM
Dude is totally doing that Mako shark.
 
2013-12-04 07:38:39 AM

sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.


I know right? She looks so gross. Probably way below your standards.

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2013-12-04 07:43:11 AM

abhorrent1: sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.

I know right? She looks so gross. Probably way below your standards.

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WANT, if she'd have me.
 
2013-12-04 08:07:23 AM

abhorrent1: sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.

I know right? She looks so gross. Probably way below your standards.

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In your pic she looks fine.  The one in the article makes her look like something the embalmer did, never having seen her before and not having any notes to work from.  Picking on the picture, not the subject.  But rage on, good Farker!
 
2013-12-04 08:34:37 AM

sno man: In your pic she looks fine.  The one in the article makes her look like something the embalmer did, never having seen her before and not having any notes to work from.  Picking on the picture, not the subject.  But rage on, good Farker!


Sorry, I don't think I read that right.  I have something crazy in my eye.
 
2013-12-04 09:33:20 AM
If Gillian is a lesbian than 90% of college girls are.

/she messed around in college.
//Probably still does
///giggity
 
2013-12-04 12:04:21 PM

InmanRoshi: R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.

She's smoking hot in The Fall.


And it is a damned good show.  I gave it my rare 5 star rating on Netflix.  Which has included only the following TV shows:

Breaking Bad
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Walking Dead
 
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