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(Guardian)   The best picture of a naked Gillian Anderson with a conger eel around her neck that you'll see this week   (theguardian.com) divider line 86
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2013-12-03 01:03:55 PM  
what a strange set of photos
 
2013-12-03 01:11:24 PM  
Meh. I saw a better one yesterday
 
2013-12-03 01:11:33 PM  
Bookmarked.
 
2013-12-03 01:12:09 PM  
It's funny how the best way to raise awareness on any subject, in the human species, is to strip naked.
 
2013-12-03 01:16:43 PM  
Fishlove 2013?

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-03 01:20:09 PM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-03 01:22:14 PM  
i want to believe
 
2013-12-03 01:28:13 PM  
So, all of these fish in the pictures are dead, right?
 
2013-12-03 01:29:41 PM  
Wow, she looks way different.
 
2013-12-03 01:31:37 PM  

netizencain: Wow, she looks way different.


That's what riding around in a hovercraft all the time does to you..
 
2013-12-03 01:31:41 PM  
Your move Japan!
 
2013-12-03 01:34:34 PM  
They should have had her pose with a Red Snapper.
 
2013-12-03 01:35:46 PM  
She has a very nice eel but I'd rather she her clam. I presume it is of the bearded variety.
 
2013-12-03 01:40:23 PM  
Can somebody with photoshop do one of those face swappy things? I think it would be nice and disturbing. Thanks in advance.
 
2013-12-03 01:41:18 PM  
Lovely Carol O'Roarke can rock my salmon any day.
 
2013-12-03 01:41:44 PM  
Umm... does that shark have an arm?
 
2013-12-03 01:43:07 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

"Soon as the photographer leaves, I'm gonna fark the shiat out of this fish."
 
2013-12-03 01:43:36 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

I bet Kanye is rubbing one out to those pics as we speak!
 
2013-12-03 01:43:43 PM  
Are those fish suffocating or already dead? It's one or the other and somehow I think that's a bad move for your 'awareness' poster.
 
2013-12-03 01:46:35 PM  

jjmartin: Are those fish suffocating or already dead? It's one or the other and somehow I think that's a bad move for your 'awareness' poster.


Probably dead.  I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-12-03 01:48:12 PM  
fark you subby
 
2013-12-03 01:48:31 PM  

MagSeven: Your move Japan!


No. Please?
 
2013-12-03 01:50:45 PM  
Well...barramundies are bloody big fish.

/kick his ass, Sea Bass!
 
2013-12-03 01:51:46 PM  
Holy Mackerel!
 
2013-12-03 01:52:05 PM  
It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?
 
2013-12-03 01:55:15 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-03 01:55:47 PM  

whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?


She's still gorgeous.
 
2013-12-03 01:56:01 PM  

whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?


yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.
 
2013-12-03 01:57:47 PM  
She looks like she could play in "the Hillary Clinton Story."
 
2013-12-03 01:59:15 PM  
Wow .. I almost couldn't beat off to that.

Almost
 
2013-12-03 02:01:22 PM  

netizencain: Wow, she looks way different.


Grandmotherly.
 
2013-12-03 02:09:00 PM  

Slaxl: It's funny how the best way to raise awareness on any subject, in the human species, is to strip naked.


Wait, she was raising awareness about something other than boobies?
 
2013-12-03 02:09:10 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: [i42.tinypic.com image 400x500]


thedailymew.com
 
2013-12-03 02:10:38 PM  

phaseolus: Can somebody with photoshop do one of those face swappy things? I think it would be nice and disturbing. Thanks in advance.


Like this?

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-03 02:12:51 PM  
Great now they are all going to smell like that.
 
2013-12-03 02:19:30 PM  
 
2013-12-03 02:22:30 PM  
Looks like  Barbara Cabrita is ready to cut down the tallest tree in the forest.
 
2013-12-03 02:23:56 PM  

Thudfark: phaseolus: Can somebody with photoshop do one of those face swappy things? I think it would be nice and disturbing. Thanks in advance.

Like this?

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x500]


Not bad
 
2013-12-03 02:27:08 PM  

MagSeven: Your move Japan!


Nope.  Do not listen to this madman Japan.  We concede, for all time on this one we concede.  Let's all just do something else.
 
2013-12-03 02:30:33 PM  
Caroline Ducey makes my barracuda get all wiggly.
 
2013-12-03 02:31:55 PM  
It's Arthur Treacher's Fish & Tits!
Arthur Treacher's Fish & Tits!
Arthur Treacher's Fish & Tits!
The meal you cannot get --
The meal you cannot get --
The. Meal. You. Can. Not. Get... At... Hommmmmmmmmmme!
 
2013-12-03 02:35:26 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-03 02:42:15 PM  
I'm 30...and I'd greatly enjoy disappointing Ms. Anderson.

*shrugs*
 
2013-12-03 02:48:11 PM  
She'd look better with my Bongo-Eel in her mouth.
 
2013-12-03 02:53:22 PM  

Slaxl: It's funny how the best way to raise awareness on any subject, in the human species, is to strip naked.


and kill the thing they are trying to protect.

Kinda like if PETA ran high kill shelters....oh wait...
 
2013-12-03 03:05:40 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-12-03 03:11:27 PM  
British actor Jeany Spark poses with a seabass

Are they ill tempered?
 
2013-12-03 03:11:34 PM  
Sea life is pretty unsexy to me but I'd still give Ms. Anderson a very disappointing 5 minutes, come back a couple hours later and make up for it in spades.
 
2013-12-03 03:14:33 PM  
I have the weirdest bonefish right now.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-03 03:15:59 PM  
With a look on her face that really says "I didn't know this is what they meant when I signed up for the photo shoot.."
 
2013-12-03 03:19:16 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
French-Portuguese actor Barbara Cabrita with a herring
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2013-12-03 03:23:35 PM  
 But what about her hovercraft?
 
2013-12-03 03:25:32 PM  

jake_lex: Fishlove 2013?

[flavorwire.files.wordpress.com image 681x379]


Nice. +1
 
2013-12-03 03:42:18 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [static.guim.co.uk image 400x500]
French-Portuguese actor Barbara Cabrita with a herring
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heh.
 
2013-12-03 03:50:45 PM  
...why?
 
2013-12-03 03:53:09 PM  
I see genki-genki is the new vanilla.

/if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't try to find out
//sometimes, ignorance really is bliss
 
2013-12-03 04:05:45 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I have the weirdest bonefish right now.

[i.imgur.com image 464x650]


farm3.static.flickr.com

That place is actually pretty good.
 
2013-12-03 04:16:50 PM  

sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.


45.  She was born in 1968.
 
2013-12-03 04:20:11 PM  

R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.


I can't get past that she might not be a natural red head.  I refuse to google it - REFUSE.
 
2013-12-03 04:20:50 PM  

lennavan: R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.

I can't get past that she might not be a natural red head.  I refuse to google it - REFUSE.


I WANT TO BELIEVE!
 
2013-12-03 04:26:06 PM  

R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.


She's smoking hot in The Fall.
 
2013-12-03 04:27:01 PM  
Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?
 
2013-12-03 04:29:29 PM  

snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?


My chances of nailing her haven't diminished one iota.
 
2013-12-03 04:29:31 PM  

snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?


I'm content just to watch.
 
2013-12-03 04:34:53 PM  

R.A.Danny: snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?

My chances of nailing her haven't diminished one iota.


Same here.  Whereas my desires of nailing have increased significantly.
 
2013-12-03 04:35:08 PM  
Okay, wait a gosh darn minute... give us the Wiener warning... I wanna believe this was all Babes and Blue Marlins!!!
 
2013-12-03 06:32:43 PM  

snarketyfarker: Yeah, last I heard Ms. Anderson was a lesbian. So there, I just saved you all from your own crushing disappointments, yes?


I now have an even bigger weird boner.....

/rimshot
 
2013-12-03 07:00:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-03 07:25:42 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2013-12-03 08:20:08 PM  
I once touched a dolphin's vagina.

/true story
//wife never lets me live it down.
 
2013-12-03 09:59:15 PM  
Lesbian? Hmmph. She's looking a bit like Sue Sylvester.
 
2013-12-03 10:25:37 PM  

RogerClemente: I once touched a dolphin's vagina.

/true story
//wife never lets me live it down.


On purpose?
 
2013-12-03 11:08:34 PM  

neilbradley: RogerClemente: I once touched a dolphin's vagina.

/true story
//wife never lets me live it down.

On purpose porpoise?


FTFY
 
2013-12-03 11:13:25 PM  
I miss her having red hair.
 
2013-12-03 11:25:03 PM  
I could pull out my walleye.
 
2013-12-04 12:57:23 AM  

Somaticasual: With a look on her face that really says "I didn't know this is what they meant when I signed up for the photo shoot.."


Or that she got last pick from the aquarium.
"Seriously, I get the eel? I have to pose with the goddamn EEL? None of the guys were chivalrous enough to leave a single one of the f*cking mullets in the tank?"

/though in fairness, while all the pictures are bizarre and nothing I'd want on my wall, I almost sort of like how hers is arranged. It has that familiar classical Greek "unclad person gets throttled by snake monsters" motif, a popular theme with the Hentai pioneers of the ancient world.
 
2013-12-04 02:01:08 AM  
Well, that was something completely different.

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [static.guim.co.uk image 400x500]
French-Portuguese actor Barbara Cabrita with a herring
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Yes, I'm sure we all read 'WITH A HERRING' in that special voice.
 
2013-12-04 02:09:41 AM  

lennavan: Wellon Dowd: I have the weirdest bonefish right now.

[i.imgur.com image 464x650]

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x341]

That place is actually pretty good.


I've been there.  Overpriced, overrated.  If they were more reasonably priced I would go again.
 
2013-12-04 05:24:48 AM  
Kenzo Takada, #15, is the guy responsible for the French pink rugby shirt.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-12-04 05:56:19 AM  
Dude is totally doing that Mako shark.
 
2013-12-04 07:38:39 AM  

sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.


I know right? She looks so gross. Probably way below your standards.

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2013-12-04 07:43:11 AM  

abhorrent1: sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.

I know right? She looks so gross. Probably way below your standards.

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WANT, if she'd have me.
 
2013-12-04 08:07:23 AM  

abhorrent1: sno man: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

yea and photoshopped a lot here.... move along, nothing to see here.

I know right? She looks so gross. Probably way below your standards.

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In your pic she looks fine.  The one in the article makes her look like something the embalmer did, never having seen her before and not having any notes to work from.  Picking on the picture, not the subject.  But rage on, good Farker!
 
2013-12-04 08:34:37 AM  

sno man: In your pic she looks fine.  The one in the article makes her look like something the embalmer did, never having seen her before and not having any notes to work from.  Picking on the picture, not the subject.  But rage on, good Farker!


Sorry, I don't think I read that right.  I have something crazy in my eye.
 
2013-12-04 09:33:20 AM  
If Gillian is a lesbian than 90% of college girls are.

/she messed around in college.
//Probably still does
///giggity
 
2013-12-04 12:04:21 PM  

InmanRoshi: R.A.Danny: whidbey: It's the Best Damn Slideshow You'll Never Click Through in Your Whole Life.

Plus, isn't Gillian Anderson in her 50s or something?

She's still gorgeous.

She's smoking hot in The Fall.


And it is a damned good show.  I gave it my rare 5 star rating on Netflix.  Which has included only the following TV shows:

Breaking Bad
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Walking Dead
 
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