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(Daily Mail)   JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION Get in the car   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
    More: Scary, Nairobi National Park, rush hour  
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2013-12-03 12:41:06 PM
"F*ck y'all. We're gonna roll around in buffalo sh*t and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it!"
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2013-12-03 01:05:41 PM

Walker: "F*ck y'all. We're gonna roll around in buffalo sh*t and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it!"
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Nothing I can do about it? I've read the manual on what to do about it

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2013-12-03 01:06:54 PM
Is it just me or do they look really emaciated? Also thought they would avoid human interaction, given the option. So guessing they came out to find food?
 
2013-12-03 01:07:10 PM
They feed they lion
 
2013-12-03 01:07:52 PM

RobotSpider: So guessing they came out to find food?


No, they came out to roll in buffalo feces. RTFA.
 
2013-12-03 01:08:29 PM
Meh, I'ld be more worried if two other Lions were charging me.  Like Suh and Fairley.

/A replay of a recent safety by Suh breaking through the line made me wonder why the qb didn't run at that very moment.
//maybe he wet his pants.
 
2013-12-03 01:09:11 PM
Something something Selena Gomez something...

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2013-12-03 01:10:50 PM

whatshisname: RobotSpider: So guessing they came out to find food?

No, they came out to roll in buffalo feces. RTFA.


That's so they can stroll up to the buffalo and have them all like "Dude, you smell like shia[GURK]" rather than "JESUS CHRIST! IT'S A LION! Get in the.. um... something?" What do buffalo get into when they see a lion, anyway?
 
2013-12-03 01:11:29 PM

blatz514: Something something Selena Gomez something...


Jesus Christ...
 
2013-12-03 01:13:55 PM

RobotSpider: Is it just me or do they look really emaciated? Also thought they would avoid human interaction, given the option. So guessing they came out to find food?


Yeah that was my thought too.  Get those cats some cheeseburgers!
 
2013-12-03 01:16:07 PM
the lions rolling in Buffalo dung to mask their scent in a bid to go undetected when hunting.

going to give this a shot next time I go out to the bar, I'll let everyone know how it turns out.
 
2013-12-03 01:17:59 PM
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2013-12-03 01:18:24 PM

MooseUpNorth: blatz514: Something something Selena Gomez something...

Jesus Christ...


Get in my Trunk!
 
2013-12-03 01:18:38 PM
Rush hour traffic?!
I thought everyone ran to work.
 
2013-12-03 01:21:13 PM

RobotSpider: Is it just me or do they look really emaciated? Also thought they would avoid human interaction, given the option. So guessing they came out to find food?


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They reminded me of a story I read to my kids.

There was also the Saggy Baggy Elephant.
 
2013-12-03 01:21:49 PM
The African lions' antics caused tail backs as they found the busy road the perfect place to rub themselves in buffalo faeces,


Copycats... It's the only reason that I even GO to Nairobi...
 
2013-12-03 01:24:50 PM
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2013-12-03 01:25:09 PM
Is it just me, or do those lions seem gay? NTTAWWT
 
2013-12-03 01:25:25 PM
 I asked god, and he said when he first saw it he thought it was a lion to.
 
2013-12-03 01:25:29 PM
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2013-12-03 01:29:43 PM

Trocadero: Is it just me, or do those lions seem gay? NTTAWWT


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Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
 
2013-12-03 02:01:38 PM
Tailbacks? Is that a British-ism for traffic jams?
 
2013-12-03 02:03:11 PM
Have had Deer, Elk walk around on roads blocking traffic. That must have been epic.
 
2013-12-03 02:03:13 PM
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2013-12-03 02:30:24 PM

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2013-12-03 02:38:28 PM

MassAsster: the lions rolling in Buffalo dung to mask their scent in a bid to go undetected when hunting.

going to give this a shot next time I go out to the bar, I'll let everyone know how it turns out.


Da lions, dey roll in da poo-poo!!!
 
2013-12-03 04:25:40 PM
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!!! RUN PUMBAA!!!!
 
2013-12-03 04:43:12 PM

Trocadero: Is it just me, or do those lions seem gay? NTTAWWT


"They went into a ridiculous pose, with their rear ends up in the air and their faces down over some..."

So there's that.
 
2013-12-03 05:48:58 PM
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2013-12-03 06:53:37 PM

blatz514: Something something Selena Gomez something...


I have the unweirdest boner right now.

/I think the left one is staring at me
 
2013-12-03 07:42:59 PM
Those poor babies are starving. They haven't had a Christian to chow down on in ages.
 
2013-12-04 12:25:25 AM
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2013-12-04 12:35:17 AM
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/made this back when the meme was popular
//glad to have a chance to use it again
///Praise Aslan!
 
2013-12-04 11:04:26 AM

MooseUpNorth: whatshisname: RobotSpider: So guessing they came out to find food?

No, they came out to roll in buffalo feces. RTFA.

That's so they can stroll up to the buffalo and have them all like "Dude, you smell like shia[GURK]" rather than "JESUS CHRIST! IT'S A LION! Get in the.. um... something?" What do buffalo get into when they see a lion, anyway?


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Same thing we do, really...
 
2013-12-04 12:52:48 PM

OversizedHat: Same thing we do, really...


Heh, thanks for clearing that up.
 
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