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(610 WIOD)   Angry moms want ballot initiative on nearly-nude baristas. Nearly-nude Barista shop owner: "Great idea. Let's let the voters decide. Let me help you collect signatures"   (wiod.com) divider line 10
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2013-12-03 02:26:17 PM
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James10952001: dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!

Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.


shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.
2013-12-03 05:08:40 PM
1 votes:

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


I'm willing to compromise. I volunteer to get smacked around by boobs. A lot. And often.
2013-12-03 02:34:39 PM
1 votes:
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Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.


Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?
2013-12-03 02:28:01 PM
1 votes:

WTP 2: i say go for it
gf says look all you want but these are the only ones to touch


Just because you're broke doesn't mean you can't window shop.
2013-12-03 02:16:20 PM
1 votes:
Reason #89,234,313,452 that it was a mistake to let women vote.
2013-12-03 02:14:39 PM
1 votes:

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


What's so awful about naked people? You haven't seen me naked. Of course I doubt I'll ever get a job where I have to wear a bikini.
2013-12-03 02:12:01 PM
1 votes:
www.northeastshooters.com
2013-12-03 02:09:56 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.


Hmmm...that was a lot more intelligible when it was in my head.
2013-12-03 02:06:02 PM
1 votes:
Wait... are their toddlers going out for coffee? Then why on earth would the mothers care what the baristas wear? Unless, of course, this has nothing at all to do with "moms", and everything to do with wives upset that their husbands are skipping breakfast and leaving earlier and earlier to grab a cup of coffee or seven on the way to work, after a night spent mumbling, "Oh yeah, double... mocha... latte...EXTRA... FOAM... baby..." in their sleep.

Personally, as long as the coffee was good and they were clothed enough to keep stray fur and bodily fluids out of it, I don't care what the girl passing the cup through the window is wearing.
2013-12-03 02:01:55 PM
1 votes:
Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?
 
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