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(610 WIOD)   Angry moms want ballot initiative on nearly-nude baristas. Nearly-nude Barista shop owner: "Great idea. Let's let the voters decide. Let me help you collect signatures"   (wiod.com ) divider line
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2013-12-03 02:01:55 PM  
18 votes:
Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?
2013-12-03 02:44:31 PM  
4 votes:

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because we were founded by Christian Puritans that thought burning a witch was just fine, but looking at her tits made you go to hell.   The founders of the country were such colossal assholes that *the dutch* got sick of their shiat and kicked them out.   The didn't come here to escape religious persecution, they came here to practice it.
2013-12-03 02:12:01 PM  
4 votes:
www.northeastshooters.com
2013-12-03 03:23:00 PM  
3 votes:
This 30 second interaction with a flirty little 22 year old with nice skin is probably the only happy thing some men get all day. Think of the guy who commutes daily from his tedious day job to his soul crushing nag of a wife. His little coffee run might be the only thing keeping him from screaming "LOOK AT ME!" right before blowing his brains out all over another half assed dinner and Ikea furniture.
2013-12-03 02:02:41 PM  
3 votes:
I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?
2013-12-03 04:28:49 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: I suspect the hetero/bi men of Spokane will find this relevant to their interests, at the very least.


It is interesting as a double standard. If hetero men complained about some business with nearly nude men in their community, they would be accused of "homophobia".
when women protest Hooters it's "feminism".
2013-12-03 03:02:26 PM  
2 votes:
Oh please. This isn't about the children. It is about women being pissed their husbands want to oogle a little eye candy of some 20-something gym bunny on his way to work instead their wrecked baby bodies they've taken no effort to change. Politics made by insecure people at its finest.
2013-12-03 02:12:59 PM  
2 votes:

kd8our: James10952001: I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

I don't want naked people making my food and I am sure they don't want to be making my food either.  I tend to like hot and spicy things. I can't imagine ghost pepper puree  would feel so great on a penis/clitoris.  even accidentally, never mind the whole thing.


That falls under the "don't go there" solution.

Hell if someone wants their coffee dispensed from a fat hairy guy's asshole and so e fat hairy guy is willing to make a living pooping out coffee enemas into cups to serve, that's ok by me. I sure won't be going there but I don't give a shiat what other people do.
2013-12-03 02:04:55 PM  
2 votes:

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.


It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!
2013-12-03 06:11:31 PM  
1 vote:

hailin: Oh please. This isn't about the children. It is about women being pissed their husbands want to oogle a little eye candy of some 20-something gym bunny on his way to work instead their wrecked baby bodies they've taken no effort to change. Politics made by insecure people at its finest.


Don't worry about where he gets his appetite as long as he comes home for dinner.
2013-12-03 05:34:52 PM  
1 vote:
Looked at the Facebook page, there are two facial expressions on it.

There is CrazybiatchrunawaybrideNASAastronautdon'teverputyourdickinit, which doesn't much bother me. Then there is the "I really wish I weren't here, me but I haven't found another job." look. That one would make me feel shame to patronize such an establishment.
2013-12-03 03:07:51 PM  
1 vote:
If there is any group of people I tune out and have an immediate, knee-jerk contrarian reaction to it's outraged mommie-beasts who are blathering about decency.
2013-12-03 02:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
2013-12-03 02:34:39 PM  
1 vote:
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Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.


Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?
2013-12-03 02:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
What "nearly-nude" baristas might look like...

guardianlv.com


What "nearly-nude" baristas probably look like:

webhost.bridgew.edu
2013-12-03 02:17:20 PM  
1 vote:
I hope these women have mirrors at home so they can see who to blame when taxes rise due to their zealotry.

www.baristas.tv

Dumb coonts
Who doesn't like looking at titties?
2013-12-03 02:14:39 PM  
1 vote:

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


What's so awful about naked people? You haven't seen me naked. Of course I doubt I'll ever get a job where I have to wear a bikini.
2013-12-03 02:06:14 PM  
1 vote:

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because jesus.
2013-12-03 02:06:02 PM  
1 vote:
Wait... are their toddlers going out for coffee? Then why on earth would the mothers care what the baristas wear? Unless, of course, this has nothing at all to do with "moms", and everything to do with wives upset that their husbands are skipping breakfast and leaving earlier and earlier to grab a cup of coffee or seven on the way to work, after a night spent mumbling, "Oh yeah, double... mocha... latte...EXTRA... FOAM... baby..." in their sleep.

Personally, as long as the coffee was good and they were clothed enough to keep stray fur and bodily fluids out of it, I don't care what the girl passing the cup through the window is wearing.
2013-12-03 02:04:42 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: I don't understand. I've been told that sex gets better as you age, you'd think old people would be the most open about sexuality and nudity.


They are.  It's not-quite-as-old people with kids that aren't.  Won't someone please think of the children?
2013-12-03 02:03:52 PM  
1 vote:

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


a large portion of us enjoy both.
 
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