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2013-12-03 01:54:20 PM
Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.
 
2013-12-03 01:55:52 PM
I suspect the hetero/bi men of Spokane will find this relevant to their interests, at the very least.
 
2013-12-03 01:59:31 PM
I don't understand. I've been told that sex gets better as you age, you'd think old people would be the most open about sexuality and nudity.
 
2013-12-03 02:01:16 PM
Mom, I love you but your politics suck.
 
2013-12-03 02:01:55 PM
Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?
 
2013-12-03 02:02:41 PM
I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?
 
2013-12-03 02:03:14 PM
Neither side wants this decided by the city council - the council which, presumably, granted the business licenses in the first place, and which could, after a quiet election, reverse their position.

A ballot initiative is permanent.
 
2013-12-03 02:03:52 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


a large portion of us enjoy both.
 
2013-12-03 02:04:42 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I don't understand. I've been told that sex gets better as you age, you'd think old people would be the most open about sexuality and nudity.


They are.  It's not-quite-as-old people with kids that aren't.  Won't someone please think of the children?
 
2013-12-03 02:04:55 PM

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.


It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!
 
2013-12-03 02:06:02 PM
Wait... are their toddlers going out for coffee? Then why on earth would the mothers care what the baristas wear? Unless, of course, this has nothing at all to do with "moms", and everything to do with wives upset that their husbands are skipping breakfast and leaving earlier and earlier to grab a cup of coffee or seven on the way to work, after a night spent mumbling, "Oh yeah, double... mocha... latte...EXTRA... FOAM... baby..." in their sleep.

Personally, as long as the coffee was good and they were clothed enough to keep stray fur and bodily fluids out of it, I don't care what the girl passing the cup through the window is wearing.
 
2013-12-03 02:06:14 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because jesus.
 
2013-12-03 02:06:37 PM

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


Someone opened a bikini coffee stand here in Tulsa.  Briefly.  It died quickly not for laws but for lack of people interested in having their coffee served to them out of a pop-up tent at the corner across from Hooters and... nothing else.  I simply enjoyed laughing at it.
 
2013-12-03 02:07:21 PM

James10952001: I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


I don't want naked people making my food and I am sure they don't want to be making my food either.  I tend to like hot and spicy things. I can't imagine ghost pepper puree  would feel so great on a penis/clitoris.  even accidentally, never mind the whole thing.
 
2013-12-03 02:09:21 PM

dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!


Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.
 
2013-12-03 02:09:56 PM

jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.


Hmmm...that was a lot more intelligible when it was in my head.
 
2013-12-03 02:10:51 PM
Without pictures of nearly nude baristas, I cannot fully understand the issue.
 
2013-12-03 02:12:01 PM
www.northeastshooters.com
 
2013-12-03 02:12:59 PM

kd8our: James10952001: I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

I don't want naked people making my food and I am sure they don't want to be making my food either.  I tend to like hot and spicy things. I can't imagine ghost pepper puree  would feel so great on a penis/clitoris.  even accidentally, never mind the whole thing.


That falls under the "don't go there" solution.

Hell if someone wants their coffee dispensed from a fat hairy guy's asshole and so e fat hairy guy is willing to make a living pooping out coffee enemas into cups to serve, that's ok by me. I sure won't be going there but I don't give a shiat what other people do.
 
2013-12-03 02:13:40 PM
Probably see more skin at the beach the these girls.
 
2013-12-03 02:14:23 PM
cdn.soundpublishing.com
 
2013-12-03 02:14:39 PM

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


What's so awful about naked people? You haven't seen me naked. Of course I doubt I'll ever get a job where I have to wear a bikini.
 
2013-12-03 02:15:40 PM

Aulus: [www.northeastshooters.com image 384x46]


Done here
 
2013-12-03 02:16:07 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Tits kill more Americans than guns.
 
2013-12-03 02:16:20 PM
Reason #89,234,313,452 that it was a mistake to let women vote.
 
2013-12-03 02:17:20 PM
I hope these women have mirrors at home so they can see who to blame when taxes rise due to their zealotry.

www.baristas.tv

Dumb coonts
Who doesn't like looking at titties?
 
2013-12-03 02:18:14 PM
What "nearly-nude" baristas might look like...

guardianlv.com


What "nearly-nude" baristas probably look like:

webhost.bridgew.edu
 
2013-12-03 02:19:16 PM
 
2013-12-03 02:19:31 PM
Well, FTA the city council declined to enact the restrictions because they thought it would be too expensive to enforce.

So it is being moved to a public ballot and the way it is stated on the ballot will ensure how this plays out.

If the ballot question is simply "Should nearly nude Baristas continue to operate in city limits: Yes/No" - then the ban is going to get passed and the shops will have to cover up or close.
But if they give more choices and include estimated enforcement costs and tax revenues then things have a much better chance of passing.

But since this is a America and we operate on the low information voting, so this is doomed.
 
2013-12-03 02:24:41 PM
i say go for it
gf says look all you want but these are the only ones to touch
 
2013-12-03 02:26:17 PM

James10952001: dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!

Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.


shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.
 
2013-12-03 02:28:01 PM

WTP 2: i say go for it
gf says look all you want but these are the only ones to touch


Just because you're broke doesn't mean you can't window shop.
 
2013-12-03 02:29:04 PM
wth is with "articles" these days? Who is Birnel?
 
2013-12-03 02:34:39 PM
.............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.


Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?
 
2013-12-03 02:40:35 PM

offacue: .............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.

Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?


I guess it's more a case of big fingers. Touchscreens and I never have gotten along well.
 
2013-12-03 02:41:30 PM

reillan: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

Someone opened a bikini coffee stand here in Tulsa.  Briefly.  It died quickly not for laws but for lack of people interested in having their coffee served to them out of a pop-up tent at the corner across from Hooters and... nothing else.  I simply enjoyed laughing at it.


Why do you hate business, and America?


/foam
//latte
///boobs
 
2013-12-03 02:44:31 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because we were founded by Christian Puritans that thought burning a witch was just fine, but looking at her tits made you go to hell.   The founders of the country were such colossal assholes that *the dutch* got sick of their shiat and kicked them out.   The didn't come here to escape religious persecution, they came here to practice it.
 
2013-12-03 02:50:34 PM

jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.


i'd say it's about 50/50. Depends whether the horny old men listen to their wives when they vote or not.
 
2013-12-03 02:55:09 PM

CSM101: jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.

i'd say it's about 50/50. Depends whether the horny old men listen to their wives when they vote or not.


for which reason there is a secret ballot.
 
2013-12-03 02:55:17 PM
 
2013-12-03 02:57:40 PM

James10952001: offacue: .............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.

Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?

I guess it's more a case of big fingers. Touchscreens and I never have gotten along well.


FTFY
 
2013-12-03 03:02:26 PM
Oh please. This isn't about the children. It is about women being pissed their husbands want to oogle a little eye candy of some 20-something gym bunny on his way to work instead their wrecked baby bodies they've taken no effort to change. Politics made by insecure people at its finest.
 
2013-12-03 03:04:38 PM

James10952001: dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!

Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.


I don't go to strip clubs or Hooters either, but a lot of guys seem to live and die by the damn places.
 
2013-12-03 03:05:59 PM
Don't like something?  DON'T GO THERE!
 
2013-12-03 03:07:51 PM
If there is any group of people I tune out and have an immediate, knee-jerk contrarian reaction to it's outraged mommie-beasts who are blathering about decency.
 
2013-12-03 03:08:38 PM
Insecurity + jealousy = this
 
2013-12-03 03:09:26 PM
Dexterman:
What "nearly-nude" baristas probably look like:

[webhost.bridgew.edu image 300x222]


Jebuz, I'm outta eye bleach! (prolly true, dude)
 
2013-12-03 03:10:59 PM

Rurouni: Insecurity + jealousy = this


Insecurity + jealousy * young bodies to the factor of wrapped in bikinis = protest
 
2013-12-03 03:11:39 PM

dv-ous: THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!


ding ding ding ding
 
2013-12-03 03:11:56 PM
Oh God, the potential for horrific burns is terrible
 
2013-12-03 03:14:07 PM
OK, may I ask....What precisely does this farking country have against nudity?  I get the sexual aspect (father of four) but really?

Aren't we basically creating an environment where our children will grow up ashamed of their own bodies BY DEFAULT?  Because all we could do is sit around and whine about naked people?  "Oooh..close your eyes, the big bad boobie will get you!"  This is doubly important for girls.

...and then we wonder why they're all in therapy for eating disorders.
 
2013-12-03 03:16:33 PM

Aulus: NSFW:   http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2010/01/08/1262997085-11 r elease-pursuant-to-court-order-jan.jpg


What exactly is the backstory behind this photo?
 
2013-12-03 03:16:54 PM

dv-ous: A ballot initiative is permanent.


So I am guessing this isn't in California then.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-12-03 03:17:43 PM

Somacandra: I suspect the hetero/bi men of Spokane will find this relevant to their interests, at the very least.



There was one?
 
2013-12-03 03:21:50 PM

Billy Bathsalt: reillan: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

Someone opened a bikini coffee stand here in Tulsa.  Briefly.  It died quickly not for laws but for lack of people interested in having their coffee served to them out of a pop-up tent at the corner across from Hooters and... nothing else.  I simply enjoyed laughing at it.

Why do you hate business, and America?


/foam
//latte
///boobs


Because I'm a socialist.  Which inherently means I hate business and America.
 
2013-12-03 03:23:00 PM
This 30 second interaction with a flirty little 22 year old with nice skin is probably the only happy thing some men get all day. Think of the guy who commutes daily from his tedious day job to his soul crushing nag of a wife. His little coffee run might be the only thing keeping him from screaming "LOOK AT ME!" right before blowing his brains out all over another half assed dinner and Ikea furniture.
 
2013-12-03 03:24:47 PM

cig-mkr: Probably see more skin at the beach the these girls.


You've never been to a Spokane beach. Yes there is lots of skin, no it isn't always pretty.

/Spokanites that have been to the nude beach off  west Riverside know what I'm talking about.
 
2013-12-03 03:26:07 PM

A Cave Geek: Aren't we basically creating an environment where our children will grow up ashamed of their own bodies BY DEFAULT?


Created, not creating. That's existed for basically forever. There's been counter-culture pushback in a sort of pendulum swing (think 60s with bra burning, free love, and the like) and with all the mixed messages that come with it.

What's new is that with the mainstreaming of the internet, the effect is wildly amplified. On the one side, we have 'rape culture' and 'slut shaming' and other forms of sexual repression; on the other, we have mass media (advertising and now gaming culture) shoving wildly unrealistic (and unhealthy) body images and relational attitudes and other sexual pressures on our youth, both male and female. (Although our young women are very much taking the brunt of it.)

Japan may be a warning of our future.
 
2013-12-03 03:37:19 PM

garandman1a: dv-ous: A ballot initiative is permanent.

So I am guessing this isn't in California then.

/DNRTFA


Touché - relatively permanent?
 
2013-12-03 03:38:54 PM
I would be far more concerned over the potential for hurt boobies. Bare skin + scalding hot coffee = a sad turn of events.
 
2013-12-03 03:53:50 PM
Hasn't the "community" already decided since the owner is still in business?  Takes a lot of customers to generate enough revenue to keep a coffee shop of any sorts afloat.
 
2013-12-03 04:02:03 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-03 04:12:48 PM

NakedDrummer: Hasn't the "community" already decided since the owner is still in business?  Takes a lot of customers to generate enough revenue to keep a coffee shop of any sorts afloat.


I prefer to think of a community as more than just consumers of a particular brand of retail goods or services.
 
2013-12-03 04:28:49 PM

Somacandra: I suspect the hetero/bi men of Spokane will find this relevant to their interests, at the very least.


It is interesting as a double standard. If hetero men complained about some business with nearly nude men in their community, they would be accused of "homophobia".
when women protest Hooters it's "feminism".
 
2013-12-03 04:30:18 PM
Wait, their Facebook page hasn't been posted yet?

Contains duckface, boobs, and poor life choices. NSFWish (duh).
 
2013-12-03 04:31:05 PM
Calling all Farkers to go on a road trip to Spokane to help collect signatures to support the titties... time for us to band together and help these poor single moms with our $1 bills!!!  Nude Coffee pouring is an Art form. Hear, hear for 1st Amendment Freedom of Expression!
 
2013-12-03 04:33:28 PM

hailin: Oh please. This isn't about the children. It is about women being pissed their husbands want to oogle a little eye candy of some 20-something gym bunny on his way to work instead their wrecked baby bodies they've taken no effort to change. Politics made by insecure people at its finest.


Done in whichever number this post is
 
2013-12-03 04:34:58 PM

nytmare: NakedDrummer: Hasn't the "community" already decided since the owner is still in business?  Takes a lot of customers to generate enough revenue to keep a coffee shop of any sorts afloat.

I prefer to think of a community as more than just consumers of a particular brand of retail goods or services.



Tax payers spending money at a local businesses for goods and services is more "community" than activists with nothing better to do than stuff ballot boxes is.
 
2013-12-03 04:43:51 PM
Be nice to know exactly whet TFA considers to be 'nearly nude'. Is it bikini? A string bikini? A thong? Short shorts and tank-top? Just WTF are they talking about? Journalism at it's finest; say something vague without giving any clarification or pictures.
 
2013-12-03 04:46:47 PM
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2013-12-03 04:50:35 PM

AFKobel: Aulus: NSFW:   http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2010/01/08/1262997085-11 r elease-pursuant-to-court-order-jan.jpg

What exactly is the backstory behind this photo?


http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/01/08/your-tax-dollar s- hard-at-nsfw

Google Chrome is your shiny!
 
2013-12-03 04:54:50 PM
Probably not an issue up there, but here in san jose, the nudie coffee shops have a high correlation with crime and gangs.

/They're nighttime affairs here.
 
2013-12-03 04:55:03 PM
Sounds unsanitary. Lotta guys would eat poop coffee if they thought some naked girl would pretend to like them.
 
2013-12-03 04:56:01 PM

NakedDrummer: nytmare: NakedDrummer: Hasn't the "community" already decided since the owner is still in business?  Takes a lot of customers to generate enough revenue to keep a coffee shop of any sorts afloat.

I prefer to think of a community as more than just consumers of a particular brand of retail goods or services.


Tax payers spending money at a local businesses for goods and services is more "community" than activists with nothing better to do than stuff ballot boxes is.


This. If the "community" doesn't buy the product/service, then the "community" shows they don't want it. If they partake in outrage but buy the product, then there isn't near as much actual outrage as they claim. There had been that kind of place around here just down the street from a community college. I expected it to do pretty well; it bombed hard. Turns out while guys will pay to sit and ogle hot girls over beer and wings, they won't do it for coffee. At least, they won't do that here (maybe just not for the girls who were working there... the only one I had seen was a real butterface).

DigitalCoffee: Be nice to know exactly whet TFA considers to be 'nearly nude'. Is it bikini? A string bikini? A thong? Short shorts and tank-top? Just WTF are they talking about? Journalism at it's finest; say something vague without giving any clarification or pictures.


From the Facebook link a bit up the page it looks like it's a string bikini top.

So they're pretty much trying to determine how much clothing they want baristas to wear. Since a bikini top is generally considered clothed enough to be out in public and presumably the people aren't trying to make them go full burkha, the line they want to draw is in the neighborhood of a T shirt or even tank top. But they'll have a rough time articulating what makes less than a tank top but more than a bikini top unacceptable. I suspect it's mostly that they just are offended that hot women are allowed to go about looking hot and using that hotness to drive business.
 
2013-12-03 05:05:50 PM

James10952001: offacue: .............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.

Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?

I guess it's more a case of big fingers. Touchscreens and I never have gotten along well.


No shame in being autocorrect-curious. Embrace your desire to fat finger.
 
2013-12-03 05:08:40 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


I'm willing to compromise. I volunteer to get smacked around by boobs. A lot. And often.
 
2013-12-03 05:12:52 PM

o'really: Probably not an issue up there, but here in san jose, the nudie coffee shops have a high correlation with crime and gangs.

/They're nighttime affairs here.


Are those the Vietnamese coffee shops that I heard about?
 
2013-12-03 05:21:58 PM
Coffee shop like in idiocracy?
 
2013-12-03 05:28:48 PM

FarkinNortherner: Wait, their Facebook page hasn't been posted yet?

Contains duckface, boobs, and poor life choices. NSFWish (duh).


I'm old.  I have had two sips of coffee in my 51 years, and hated both of them.  But I would go here, just to ask if they had hot chocolate.  And I'd buy it.  If it was good, I'd go back again.
 
2013-12-03 05:34:52 PM
Looked at the Facebook page, there are two facial expressions on it.

There is CrazybiatchrunawaybrideNASAastronautdon'teverputyourdickinit, which doesn't much bother me. Then there is the "I really wish I weren't here, me but I haven't found another job." look. That one would make me feel shame to patronize such an establishment.
 
2013-12-03 05:37:23 PM
Came for the Grab-n-Go picture link.

FARK comes through again.
 
2013-12-03 05:43:13 PM

akula: So they're pretty much trying to determine how much clothing they want baristas to wear. Since a bikini top is generally considered clothed enough to be out in public and presumably the people aren't trying to make them go full burkha, the line they want to draw is in the neighborhood of a T shirt or even tank top. But they'll have a rough time articulating what makes less than a tank top but more than a bikini top unacceptable. I suspect it's mostly that they just are offended that hot women are allowed to go about looking hot and using that hotness to ...


Thanks. About what I thought, though why they couldn't just come out and clarify it in TFA is still a mystery.

/can we start blaming lazy reporters on 0bama yet?
 
2013-12-03 05:57:31 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because they prefer that which is unnatural. When confronted with the primeval forest, they metaphorically and philosophically soiled their breeches. It's been prudery and torture since.
 
2013-12-03 05:58:07 PM

Finger51: LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?

Because jesus.


Oh, and this too.
 
2013-12-03 06:11:31 PM

hailin: Oh please. This isn't about the children. It is about women being pissed their husbands want to oogle a little eye candy of some 20-something gym bunny on his way to work instead their wrecked baby bodies they've taken no effort to change. Politics made by insecure people at its finest.


Don't worry about where he gets his appetite as long as he comes home for dinner.
 
2013-12-03 06:18:14 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: Coffee shop like in idiocracy?


We don't exactly have time for a hand job right now.
 
2013-12-03 06:20:32 PM

MooseUpNorth: A Cave Geek: Aren't we basically creating an environment where our children will grow up ashamed of their own bodies BY DEFAULT?

Created, not creating. That's existed for basically forever. There's been counter-culture pushback in a sort of pendulum swing (think 60s with bra burning, free love, and the like) and with all the mixed messages that come with it.

What's new is that with the mainstreaming of the internet, the effect is wildly amplified. On the one side, we have 'rape culture' and 'slut shaming' and other forms of sexual repression; on the other, we have mass media (advertising and now gaming culture) shoving wildly unrealistic (and unhealthy) body images and relational attitudes and other sexual pressures on our youth, both male and female. (Although our young women are very much taking the brunt of it.)

Japan may be a warning of our future.


I think television is more to blame. On the internet, people have to actively seek out the content they want to see; on TV, it's force fed to them. TV is also more ubiquitous, not just in the US, but around the world.

With the internet, there's also the equalizing potential of user-created content. On TV, it's mostly ratings driven.
 
2013-12-03 06:21:00 PM

Silly_Sot: Looked at the Facebook page, there are two facial expressions on it.

There is CrazybiatchrunawaybrideNASAastronautdon'teverputyourdickinit, which doesn't much bother me. Then there is the "I really wish I weren't here, me but I haven't found another job." look. That one would make me feel shame to patronize such an establishment.


Seconded
 
2013-12-03 06:28:03 PM

Whatthefark: cig-mkr: Probably see more skin at the beach the these girls.

You've never been to a Spokane beach. Yes there is lots of skin, no it isn't always pretty.

/Spokanites that have been to the nude beach off  west Riverside know what I'm talking about.


You had to go there.... I had those suppressed, and you had to bring them back (grew up in Mead and went to Mead High School - Go Panthers!!!!). Thank god I moved away. Been back once in 26 years, and don't miss it a bit.
 
2013-12-03 06:59:44 PM
If it's legal on the beach it should be legal at the coffee shops.  Bikini's and non-see through lingerie are also acceptable.  Pasties, and see through outfits, along with actual nudity I think are a little over board.  If you have to be 18/21 or older to see them at other companies then it should not be considered appropriate for a non-adult store.

/which is why I am found at the latter..
 
2013-12-03 09:07:11 PM

Valiente: Because they prefer that which is unnatural. When confronted with the primeval forest, they metaphorically and philosophically soiled their breeches. It's been prudery and torture since.


...so they were offended by the sight of an unshaven cooch?
 
2013-12-03 09:28:29 PM

ongbok: o'really: Probably not an issue up there, but here in san jose, the nudie coffee shops have a high correlation with crime and gangs.

/They're nighttime affairs here.

Are those the Vietnamese coffee shops that I heard about?


Yep
 
2013-12-03 10:22:32 PM

kd8our: James10952001: I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

I don't want naked people making my food and I am sure they don't want to be making my food either.  I tend to like hot and spicy things. I can't imagine ghost pepper puree  would feel so great on a penis/clitoris.  even accidentally, never mind the whole thing.


This is why regulations require naked cooks to wear gloves and a condom while preparing food.
 
2013-12-03 10:42:35 PM
I really miss the "Girl Town Espresso" website. That was some entertainment that Grables' Daughter turned us on to. Bikini Baristas on webcams: A farking brilliant idea.

But:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126830/Girl-Town-Espresso-sh o p-closed-owner-Rick-Summers-puts-sex-images-internet.html
 
2013-12-03 10:51:25 PM
The Dutch Brothers coffee stands around here seem to go out of their way to hire pretty little twenty something ladies (no bikinis, though they do seem partial to yoga pants and cut off shorts). And I love them for it. Even though I know I'll never get lucky with any of them, and that part makes me sad.
 
2013-12-04 12:47:58 AM

o'really: ongbok: o'really: Probably not an issue up there, but here in san jose, the nudie coffee shops have a high correlation with crime and gangs.

/They're nighttime affairs here.

Are those the Vietnamese coffee shops that I heard about?

Yep


A good bit of gambling, and a few deals being made that are executed elsewhere. It's a pretty standard Asian way of doing things.
 
2013-12-04 12:54:08 AM

garandman1a: dv-ous: A ballot initiative is permanent.

So I am guessing this isn't in California then.

/DNRTFA


Spokane, WA. Although this time of year work has to be a little nipply for them. Spokane isn't exactly warm and tropical in November.
 
2013-12-04 02:22:24 AM
I assume all the kids have gone to bed.

bikini-baristas.com
 
2013-12-04 02:23:29 AM
i.i.cbsi.com
 
2013-12-04 02:24:18 AM
www.celebritysentry.com
 
2013-12-04 02:25:46 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-04 02:26:26 AM
blogs.westword.com
 
2013-12-04 02:27:18 AM
bikini-baristas.com
 
2013-12-04 02:28:22 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-04 02:30:21 AM
img.fark.net

Heh...GIS for this one led me to another fark thread where this was already posted.
 
2013-12-04 03:36:19 AM
They also serve pastries while wearing pasties.
 
2013-12-04 05:07:46 AM

jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.


The funny thing about crotchety old men, they'll complain to the druthers to their councilman to ban those undressed young girls, but in a secret ballot? I look forward to the results.
 
2013-12-04 05:10:57 AM

Silly_Sot: Looked at the Facebook page, there are two facial expressions on it.

There is CrazybiatchrunawaybrideNASAastronautdon'teverputyourdickinit, which doesn't much bother me. Then there is the "I really wish I weren't here, me but I haven't found another job." look. That one would make me feel shame to patronize such an establishment.


Sooooo.... how do you manage to patronize any retail store or restaurant then? Because you pretty much summed up two entire industries right there.

/And it goes all the way up the chain of management, too.
 
2013-12-04 05:19:14 AM

Aulus: NSFW:   http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2010/01/08/1262997085-11 r elease-pursuant-to-court-order-jan.jpg


I can certainly see why that joint is stirring up controversy; the owner is certainly very good at selecting applicants....

/Mother of God

fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-12-04 05:25:45 AM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Violence is an inherent part of the most popular religions here.
 
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