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2013-12-03 01:54:20 PM
Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.
 
2013-12-03 01:55:52 PM
I suspect the hetero/bi men of Spokane will find this relevant to their interests, at the very least.
 
2013-12-03 01:59:31 PM
I don't understand. I've been told that sex gets better as you age, you'd think old people would be the most open about sexuality and nudity.
 
2013-12-03 02:01:16 PM
Mom, I love you but your politics suck.
 
2013-12-03 02:01:55 PM
Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?
 
2013-12-03 02:02:41 PM
I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?
 
2013-12-03 02:03:14 PM
Neither side wants this decided by the city council - the council which, presumably, granted the business licenses in the first place, and which could, after a quiet election, reverse their position.

A ballot initiative is permanent.
 
2013-12-03 02:03:52 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


a large portion of us enjoy both.
 
2013-12-03 02:04:42 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I don't understand. I've been told that sex gets better as you age, you'd think old people would be the most open about sexuality and nudity.


They are.  It's not-quite-as-old people with kids that aren't.  Won't someone please think of the children?
 
2013-12-03 02:04:55 PM

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.


It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!
 
2013-12-03 02:06:02 PM
Wait... are their toddlers going out for coffee? Then why on earth would the mothers care what the baristas wear? Unless, of course, this has nothing at all to do with "moms", and everything to do with wives upset that their husbands are skipping breakfast and leaving earlier and earlier to grab a cup of coffee or seven on the way to work, after a night spent mumbling, "Oh yeah, double... mocha... latte...EXTRA... FOAM... baby..." in their sleep.

Personally, as long as the coffee was good and they were clothed enough to keep stray fur and bodily fluids out of it, I don't care what the girl passing the cup through the window is wearing.
 
2013-12-03 02:06:14 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because jesus.
 
2013-12-03 02:06:37 PM

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


Someone opened a bikini coffee stand here in Tulsa.  Briefly.  It died quickly not for laws but for lack of people interested in having their coffee served to them out of a pop-up tent at the corner across from Hooters and... nothing else.  I simply enjoyed laughing at it.
 
2013-12-03 02:07:21 PM

James10952001: I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


I don't want naked people making my food and I am sure they don't want to be making my food either.  I tend to like hot and spicy things. I can't imagine ghost pepper puree  would feel so great on a penis/clitoris.  even accidentally, never mind the whole thing.
 
2013-12-03 02:09:21 PM

dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!


Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.
 
2013-12-03 02:09:56 PM

jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.


Hmmm...that was a lot more intelligible when it was in my head.
 
2013-12-03 02:10:51 PM
Without pictures of nearly nude baristas, I cannot fully understand the issue.
 
2013-12-03 02:12:01 PM
www.northeastshooters.com
 
2013-12-03 02:12:59 PM

kd8our: James10952001: I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

I don't want naked people making my food and I am sure they don't want to be making my food either.  I tend to like hot and spicy things. I can't imagine ghost pepper puree  would feel so great on a penis/clitoris.  even accidentally, never mind the whole thing.


That falls under the "don't go there" solution.

Hell if someone wants their coffee dispensed from a fat hairy guy's asshole and so e fat hairy guy is willing to make a living pooping out coffee enemas into cups to serve, that's ok by me. I sure won't be going there but I don't give a shiat what other people do.
 
2013-12-03 02:13:40 PM
Probably see more skin at the beach the these girls.
 
2013-12-03 02:14:23 PM
cdn.soundpublishing.com
 
2013-12-03 02:14:39 PM

James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?


What's so awful about naked people? You haven't seen me naked. Of course I doubt I'll ever get a job where I have to wear a bikini.
 
2013-12-03 02:15:40 PM

Aulus: [www.northeastshooters.com image 384x46]


Done here
 
2013-12-03 02:16:07 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Tits kill more Americans than guns.
 
2013-12-03 02:16:20 PM
Reason #89,234,313,452 that it was a mistake to let women vote.
 
2013-12-03 02:17:20 PM
I hope these women have mirrors at home so they can see who to blame when taxes rise due to their zealotry.

www.baristas.tv

Dumb coonts
Who doesn't like looking at titties?
 
2013-12-03 02:18:14 PM
What "nearly-nude" baristas might look like...

guardianlv.com


What "nearly-nude" baristas probably look like:

webhost.bridgew.edu
 
2013-12-03 02:19:16 PM
 
2013-12-03 02:19:31 PM
Well, FTA the city council declined to enact the restrictions because they thought it would be too expensive to enforce.

So it is being moved to a public ballot and the way it is stated on the ballot will ensure how this plays out.

If the ballot question is simply "Should nearly nude Baristas continue to operate in city limits: Yes/No" - then the ban is going to get passed and the shops will have to cover up or close.
But if they give more choices and include estimated enforcement costs and tax revenues then things have a much better chance of passing.

But since this is a America and we operate on the low information voting, so this is doomed.
 
2013-12-03 02:24:41 PM
i say go for it
gf says look all you want but these are the only ones to touch
 
2013-12-03 02:26:17 PM

James10952001: dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!

Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.


shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.
 
2013-12-03 02:28:01 PM

WTP 2: i say go for it
gf says look all you want but these are the only ones to touch


Just because you're broke doesn't mean you can't window shop.
 
2013-12-03 02:29:04 PM
wth is with "articles" these days? Who is Birnel?
 
2013-12-03 02:34:39 PM
.............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.


Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?
 
2013-12-03 02:40:35 PM

offacue: .............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.

Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?


I guess it's more a case of big fingers. Touchscreens and I never have gotten along well.
 
2013-12-03 02:41:30 PM

reillan: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

Someone opened a bikini coffee stand here in Tulsa.  Briefly.  It died quickly not for laws but for lack of people interested in having their coffee served to them out of a pop-up tent at the corner across from Hooters and... nothing else.  I simply enjoyed laughing at it.


Why do you hate business, and America?


/foam
//latte
///boobs
 
2013-12-03 02:44:31 PM

LordJiro: Why the fark is America so terrified of tits, yet so enamored with violence?


Because we were founded by Christian Puritans that thought burning a witch was just fine, but looking at her tits made you go to hell.   The founders of the country were such colossal assholes that *the dutch* got sick of their shiat and kicked them out.   The didn't come here to escape religious persecution, they came here to practice it.
 
2013-12-03 02:50:34 PM

jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.


i'd say it's about 50/50. Depends whether the horny old men listen to their wives when they vote or not.
 
2013-12-03 02:55:09 PM

CSM101: jaylectricity: Why yes, let's put this to a matter voted on by old-crotchety people that just get with the times, man. Because those are the only people who vote.

i'd say it's about 50/50. Depends whether the horny old men listen to their wives when they vote or not.


for which reason there is a secret ballot.
 
2013-12-03 02:55:17 PM
 
2013-12-03 02:57:40 PM

James10952001: offacue: .............
Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.

shiat, I meant big, not bi. That sure didnt come out as planned. Goddamn autocorrect.

Soooo then, autocorrect changes when you type big to bi?  Do you text your wife that you have a bi dick waiting for her?

I guess it's more a case of big fingers. Touchscreens and I never have gotten along well.


FTFY
 
2013-12-03 03:02:26 PM
Oh please. This isn't about the children. It is about women being pissed their husbands want to oogle a little eye candy of some 20-something gym bunny on his way to work instead their wrecked baby bodies they've taken no effort to change. Politics made by insecure people at its finest.
 
2013-12-03 03:04:38 PM

James10952001: dv-ous: James10952001: I really don't get the connection between coffee and sex. I can go on the Internet and find more pictures of hot naked girls than I have time to look at.

It's about being served by a girl wearing (almost) nothing but a smile, and the sense of empowerment that engenders. It feeds every guys "have her bathed and brought to my chambers" fantasy.

I don't get the outrage either. If you don't want to buy overpriced coffee from girls in bikinis or whatever, don't go there. When was the last time someone was hurt by seeing some boobies? The shame in the human body is baffling to me in this age. What is so awful about naked people?

THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!

Meh, I don't need to pay money to be teased by girls that are out of my league. It's like being hungry and paying someone to let me look at a nice juicy steak. Never been real bi on make believe though.


I don't go to strip clubs or Hooters either, but a lot of guys seem to live and die by the damn places.
 
2013-12-03 03:05:59 PM
Don't like something?  DON'T GO THERE!
 
2013-12-03 03:07:51 PM
If there is any group of people I tune out and have an immediate, knee-jerk contrarian reaction to it's outraged mommie-beasts who are blathering about decency.
 
2013-12-03 03:08:38 PM
Insecurity + jealousy = this
 
2013-12-03 03:09:26 PM
Dexterman:
What "nearly-nude" baristas probably look like:

[webhost.bridgew.edu image 300x222]


Jebuz, I'm outta eye bleach! (prolly true, dude)
 
2013-12-03 03:10:59 PM

Rurouni: Insecurity + jealousy = this


Insecurity + jealousy * young bodies to the factor of wrapped in bikinis = protest
 
2013-12-03 03:11:39 PM

dv-ous: THEY'RE PRETTIER THAN ME!!! MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT HER!!!


ding ding ding ding
 
2013-12-03 03:11:56 PM
Oh God, the potential for horrific burns is terrible
 
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