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(MLive.com)   Despite the ability to "shut that whole thing down," Republicans propose women buy rape insurance   ( mlive.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Republicans, Whitmer, Michigan Legislature, Rick Snyder, Party leaders of the United States Senate  
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2013-12-03 09:59:51 AM  
20 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-12-03 08:54:33 AM  
13 votes:
Mary couldn't wait for the insurance adjuster to come by sometime between 4 & 11 PM to evaluate the damage and decide if her womb was totaled.
2013-12-03 09:57:41 AM  
8 votes:

www.afcaforum.com

Well, there's your problem.

2013-12-03 09:44:31 AM  
7 votes:
deanwintersfans.files.wordpress.com

Mayhem gets raped?
2013-12-03 10:08:25 AM  
6 votes:

flucto: I_C_Weener: Having now read the article

That's crazy talk. Are you new here?


www.spokaneontherocks.com

Did you know that just 15 minutes of reading articles on Fark before posting can save you a lot of misunderstandings?

2013-12-03 09:52:46 AM  
6 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

I knew fishnets were a bad idea in that neighborhood.....
2013-12-03 11:00:22 AM  
5 votes:
www.bartcop.com
2013-12-03 09:55:46 AM  
5 votes:

I_C_Weener: [theinspirationroom.com image 515x272]We cover kitchen fires....and legitimate rape.


ken_ashford.typepad.com
So easy a caveman could do her.
2013-12-03 11:03:55 AM  
4 votes:

www.dvdtalk.com

Like a she-bear protecting her cubs, you can protect your uterus with an insurance policy from Mutual of Omaha....


Yes, I'm old.
2013-12-03 11:03:12 AM  
4 votes:

SurfaceTension: It's all good, I've got rape insurance!

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neversubmit: [www.bartcop.com image 749x472]


OH GOD WHY DID YOU BOTH POST CONSECUTIVELY! NOW I SEE FLO WEARING PANTIES!!!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-12-03 09:46:26 AM  
4 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: Mary couldn't wait for the insurance adjuster to come by sometime between 4 & 11 PM to evaluate the damage and decide if her womb was totaled.


pimphop.com

Is your body in good hands?
2013-12-03 10:36:54 AM  
3 votes:
s16.postimg.org
2013-12-03 09:50:04 AM  
3 votes:

theinspirationroom.com

We cover kitchen fires....and legitimate rape.

2013-12-03 09:15:49 AM  
3 votes:
mlpchan.netthumbnails.hulu.com
2013-12-03 08:46:21 AM  
3 votes:

Fafai: what if I told you we could profit from it too?


Rape tax? Republicans get rape legislation, Democrats get a tax. it's a total win/win
2013-12-03 12:21:20 PM  
2 votes:
you know the old saying... You rape what you sew...

cltampa.com
2013-12-03 12:14:16 PM  
2 votes:
Dear policyholder,

We regret to inform you that your recent claim filed under your rape insurance policy (#█ █ █ █ -█ █ █ █ -█ █ █ █ -█ █ █ █ ) has been deemed ineligible for coverage, after review of the case by our expert team of adjusters.

Per the terms of your policy, you may opt to submit a disputation of this judgement to a third party mediator of our choosing.  The terms of the mediated arbitration are binding and final, and are subject to the laws of the state of appropriate jurisdiction.

Statistical analysis of claims for rape insurance indicate that over 50% are deemed ineligible for a claim, for a variety of reasons. We suggest that you contact your broker to discuss improving your coverage by adding a slut insurance policy.  Information on slut insurance is also available on our website, www.█ █ █ █ █ █ █ .com.
2013-12-03 11:07:04 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-03 10:37:33 AM  
2 votes:

MayoSlather: If every woman were required to carry rape insurance I'm pretty sure my new pick up line would be "Just let it happen, you have insurance."


A gentleman would offer to pay the deductible or co-pay at least.
2013-12-03 10:05:16 AM  
2 votes:

I_C_Weener: Having now read the article


That's crazy talk. Are you new here?
2013-12-03 10:01:33 AM  
2 votes:
Here's the thing. If you're raped, it should be the rapists insurance paying for the abortion. Like the at-fault driver in a car accident. Maybe the republicans could compromise by including "uninsured rapist" coverage by default.
2013-12-03 09:43:03 AM  
2 votes:
If every woman were required to carry rape insurance I'm pretty sure my new pick up line would be "Just let it happen, you have insurance."
2013-12-03 08:54:54 AM  
2 votes:
Outrageous!  Women should get their rape insurance for free from the Federal government.
2013-12-03 08:44:06 AM  
2 votes:
This whole rape thing is great for raping women but what if I told you we could profit from it too?
2013-12-04 09:22:28 AM  
1 vote:

demaL-demaL-yeH: pdee: The one question the pro-choice crowed has to avoid is when does a fetus become a person.  If you sink to the then the fundies will claim the high moral ground.

First breath, see:
וייצר יהוה אלהים את האדם עפר מן האדמה ויפח באפיו נשמת חיים ויהי האדם לנפש חיה׃

Because God says so.
Any other questions?


Not only can't I read that, I can't even make a guess to what language it is.   But I would like to know.   Would you please give the best guess English translation and the verse in the Bible for it?  (I say best guess because I know stuff is always lost in translation.  I regret I can't read it in it's original format.)

I have never heard the breath stance presented before and would love to know more about it.  This is as exciting as the time I found out 'thou shall not kill' is more closely translated to 'thou shall not murder' which is a huge difference.
d23 [BareFark]
2013-12-03 12:43:38 PM  
1 vote:

Ab3: if I had a choice between voting for a Republican or a Sontaran I would take the Sontaran every time.


static2.wikia.nocookie.net

Today... These weird American's known as RE-publicans and their fascination with the vaginial system....
2013-12-03 11:58:44 AM  
1 vote:
skullkrusher:

Yet, here, it is a Democratic female bandying about rape like the political football it has become.

Isn't it awful how often these Democrats bring up rape?
2013-12-03 11:52:58 AM  
1 vote:

Uranus Is Huge!: Is being in prison considered a preexisting condition when determining rape insurance premiums?



No. But being Catholic...
2013-12-03 11:35:16 AM  
1 vote:
Dear GOP:

Is it really that difficult to *NOT* mention rape for just one day? It never does you any favors.

Hedly Lamarr isn't recruiting today.
2013-12-03 11:34:39 AM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: I don't have a vagina.


*unfavorite*
2013-12-03 11:34:11 AM  
1 vote:
Is the government making them buy rape insurance, telling them, "if you like your rapist, you can keep your rapist"?
2013-12-03 11:27:46 AM  
1 vote:

pueblonative: [gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 403x361]


img.fark.net
2013-12-03 11:18:55 AM  
1 vote:

mainstreet62: SurfaceTension: It's all good, I've got rape insurance!

[static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

neversubmit: [www.bartcop.com image 749x472]

OH GOD WHY DID YOU BOTH POST CONSECUTIVELY! NOW I SEE FLO WEARING PANTIES!!!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


What? She's not *ugly.* And the panty woman has flat abs. So settle down there, Studman.
2013-12-03 11:09:23 AM  
1 vote:
I love Republicans.  I can't think of ANY circumstance where mentioning rape in any context has turned out well for them.  Yet they consistently feel the need to do it every few months, apparently in some grand quest to be the first political party with absolutely zero female votes in an election.

//rape insurance?  seriously?
2013-12-03 11:06:13 AM  
1 vote:

mainstreet62: SurfaceTension: It's all good, I've got rape insurance!

[static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

neversubmit: [www.bartcop.com image 749x472]

OH GOD WHY DID YOU BOTH POST CONSECUTIVELY! NOW I SEE FLO WEARING PANTIES!!!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 650x475]


Lol. I never would have noticed if you hadn't said anything.

Um...at least she doesn't have a camel toe? In fact, she appears to have undergone Type III excision.
2013-12-03 11:05:44 AM  
1 vote:
i291.photobucket.com
2013-12-03 10:59:16 AM  
1 vote:
It's all good, I've got rape insurance!

static5.businessinsider.com
2013-12-03 10:53:09 AM  
1 vote:
Your company covered me... so go ahead and rape me.
i.ytimg.com
2013-12-03 10:46:02 AM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: Citation needed.


Wait, now cops can write you a ticket if you don't have rape insurance?
2013-12-03 10:44:54 AM  
1 vote:

Bareefer Obonghit: Mary couldn't wait for the insurance adjuster to come by sometime between 4 & 11 PM to evaluate the damage and decide if her womb was totaled.


This can only lead to a proliferation of large black dildos and rape insurance fraud as people claim they lost some expensive jewelry up in there.
2013-12-03 10:43:56 AM  
1 vote:

mrshowrules: Not a dumb idea. You could probably sell thousands of policies. Here is an article about the real cost to immigrate to Canada. Just base the payout on that.


Just please, please... if you immigrate to Canada adjust your political spectrum.  Years of living in the US will probably have caused you to think that the Dems are left wing.  Our conservative party is pretty much what a "moderate" Democrat would be, except even they won't overtly attack socialized medicine.
2013-12-03 10:40:44 AM  
1 vote:

Bareefer Obonghit: Mary couldn't wait for the insurance adjuster to come by sometime between 4 & 11 PM to evaluate the damage and decide if her womb was totaled.


cdn.uproxx.com
2013-12-03 10:33:33 AM  
1 vote:

mainstreet62: We hate Muslims! So, let's treat our women like Muslims treat theirs! GREAT IDEA!

I have always tried to see the better side of humanity, but quite honestly, eugenics is looking more and more appealing as a solution. One could say it's the.....final solution.


We wiped out 50 million uncivilised savages to get this country. It might be time to do this again.
2013-12-03 10:23:49 AM  
1 vote:

flucto: I_C_Weener: 15 minutes of reading articles on Fark before posting can save you a lot of misunderstandings?

Why would we want to avoid misunderstandings? What the hell would we defend to the death if we actually bothered to understand shiat? I thought you were meant to LEAD us not ruin stuff.


Citation needed.

/better?
2013-12-03 10:10:19 AM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: 15 minutes of reading articles on Fark before posting can save you a lot of misunderstandings?


Why would we want to avoid misunderstandings? What the hell would we defend to the death if we actually bothered to understand shiat? I thought you were meant to LEAD us not ruin stuff.
2013-12-03 10:02:30 AM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Here's the thing. If you're raped, it should be the rapists insurance paying for the abortion. Like the at-fault driver in a car accident. Maybe the republicans could compromise by including "uninsured rapist" coverage by default.


New York is a "no fault" state.
2013-12-03 09:50:40 AM  
1 vote:
Hoo boy. THIS is going to be a popular thread. 

/ home sick for the day anyway
// breaks out the popcorn
2013-12-03 09:48:53 AM  
1 vote:

cman: Thats one beautiful lady


Hope she bought her rape insurance.
2013-12-03 09:46:59 AM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: [deanwintersfans.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]

Mayhem gets raped?


He shouldn't have been running around the neighborhood dressed like that, asking for it.
2013-12-03 09:32:42 AM  
1 vote:

gopher321: How about if you all come up with 'Republican' insurance? Next time the GOP are elected, the insurance companies have to pay out. Don't know what the premiums would be, but it might be worth it.

/dumb idea of the week


R-ape insurance?
2013-12-03 09:26:13 AM  
1 vote:
How about if you all come up with 'Republican' insurance? Next time the GOP are elected, the insurance companies have to pay out. Don't know what the premiums would be, but it might be worth it.

/dumb idea of the week
2013-12-03 08:56:44 AM  
1 vote:

BravadoGT: Outrageous!  Women should get their rape insurance for free from the Federal government.


No that's just ridiculous. They just have to plan the rapes to coincide with Obama's mandatory annual abortions.
2013-12-03 08:46:40 AM  
1 vote:
Proposing it is an amazing dick move.  Following one dick move with another doesn't make sense.

Perhaps proposing a law making it the responsibility of the rapist to pay for any and all costs would make more sense.  Said perp has no means to pay?  He's doing time and working until he's paid back the state for the costs they covered.  Of course, that sort of thing might amount to slave labor.  Making someone work for no or little pay is far, far worse than rape...because money.  Go ahead and rape money and see what happens to you.
 
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