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(Metro)   Dude who had sex with a goat forced to confront his victim at trial. Prosecutor: "What happened then?" Witness: "It was b-a-a-a-a-a-d" (pics)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 60
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2013-12-03 09:23:07 AM
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Mad
 
2013-12-03 09:42:45 AM
The goat was asking for it.  Can't you see it's horny?
 
2013-12-03 09:44:54 AM
At least it wasn't a dog....in front of a daycare center.....that used to be your girlfriend's dog......"used to"  because it was dead.....

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2013-12-03 09:45:26 AM
Well that was inconsiderate.
 
2013-12-03 09:46:19 AM
cdn.aarp.net
"Now show us on the doll where the bad man touched you."
 
2013-12-03 09:47:41 AM
Ya spend your whole life building bridges...
 
2013-12-03 09:48:11 AM
 
Oh Billy!
 
2013-12-03 09:49:02 AM
Mutton to see here, move along.
 
2013-12-03 09:49:07 AM
In alot of countries goats have more rights than women.
 
2013-12-03 09:51:18 AM
Katana Kitsao Gona was accused of molesting three goats. In order to shield their identities, the goats are referred to in court documents as Goat A, Goat B, and Goat C. Goat C suffered the greatest injuries with extensive damage done to Goat C's rectum.
 
2013-12-03 09:53:05 AM

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk

 
2013-12-03 09:54:06 AM
That's a capricious action by the judge.
 
2013-12-03 09:55:27 AM
They had the guy's kid on the stand.

"Are you ashamed that your father had sex with a goat?"

"Na-a-a-a-a-ah."
 
2013-12-03 09:56:49 AM
What did the goat say?
 
2013-12-03 09:57:05 AM

MBooda: They had the guy's kid on the stand.

"Are you ashamed that your father had sex with a goat?"

"Na-a-a-a-a-ah."


Picture of the kid:

303magazine.com
/Not sure why he's white, though.
 
2013-12-03 10:01:45 AM
Why did I find that to be one of the funniest articles I've read all year? Especially since it was so short.
Does that make me a b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d person?
 
2013-12-03 10:07:36 AM
Wow ten years in jail. That's more jail time than most people would get for raping a human kid.
 
2013-12-03 10:07:39 AM
Great.  Yet another sicko victimizing kids.
 
2013-12-03 10:09:41 AM

Prey4reign: What did the goat say?


www.chicagonow.com

HEY HEY HEY, that's my thing!
 
2013-12-03 10:13:04 AM
My little ponies said to be looking over their shoulders nervously.
 
2013-12-03 10:13:08 AM
It's going to be very difficult for the goat to have a normal romantic relationship with men in the future.

Sad, really.
 
2013-12-03 10:15:54 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Katana Kitsao Gona was accused of molesting three goats. In order to shield their identities, the goats are referred to in court documents as Goat A, Goat B, and Goat C. Goat C suffered the greatest injuries with extensive damage done to Goat C's rectum.


Pretend that I posted a pic of someone with eyes narrowed.
 
2013-12-03 10:17:36 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Katana Kitsao Gona was accused of molesting three goats. In order to shield their identities, the goats are referred to in court documents as Goat A, Goat B, and Goat C. Goat C suffered the greatest injuries with extensive damage done to Goat C's rectum.


What you did there, I can't unsee it.
 
2013-12-03 10:22:05 AM
Will the goats receive counselling?
 
2013-12-03 10:22:23 AM
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Should have used "Obliviate"
 
2013-12-03 10:26:13 AM
Is his last name McGreggor?
 
2013-12-03 10:32:50 AM

pippi longstocking: In alot of countries goats have more rights than women.


In those places, the goats are sexier, too.
 
2013-12-03 10:41:32 AM

ChipNASA: At least it wasn't a dog....in front of a daycare center.....that used to be your girlfriend's dog......"used to"  because it was dead.....

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My breakfast just started to not taste so good...
 
2013-12-03 10:42:52 AM
That stupid ass headline made me burst out laughing for some reason.

/+1
 
2013-12-03 10:45:17 AM
Defendant tried to claim it was satyr?
 
2013-12-03 10:48:53 AM
He'll get acquitted.  It's all about jury selection.
 
2013-12-03 10:49:22 AM

hobnail: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Katana Kitsao Gona was accused of molesting three goats. In order to shield their identities, the goats are referred to in court documents as Goat A, Goat B, and Goat C. Goat C suffered the greatest injuries with extensive damage done to Goat C's rectum.

Pretend that I posted a pic of someone with eyes narrowed.


Pretend I posted a pic of a person wearing goggles reflecting a green liquid.
 
2013-12-03 10:54:36 AM
Hold on a sec... His name is Katana?
 
2013-12-03 10:56:37 AM
It looks like Katana should have... kept it sheathed.

/Yeah
 
2013-12-03 10:57:15 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Katana Kitsao Gona was accused of molesting three goats. In order to shield their identities, the goats are referred to in court documents as Goat A, Goat B, and Goat C. Goat C suffered the greatest injuries with extensive damage done to Goat C's rectum.


Rectum? It damn near killed him!
 
2013-12-03 10:59:12 AM

Arkanaut: Hold on a sec... His name is Katana?


This shiat is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Goat Rapist here.

/we cool
 
2013-12-03 10:59:23 AM
Africa?

(reads article)

Yep, Africa.
 
2013-12-03 11:04:27 AM
Thanks, Smokey!

/yes, I know the difference between sheep and goats
//don't care, still posting the link
 
2013-12-03 11:06:50 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Katana Kitsao Gona was accused of molesting three goats. In order to shield their identities, the goats are referred to in court documents as Goat A, Goat B, and Goat C. Goat C suffered the greatest injuries with extensive damage done to Goat C's rectum.


Don't forget Goat E who was left with a Dirty Sanchez.
 
2013-12-03 11:08:49 AM
its hard to find a good goat like that.
 
2013-12-03 11:10:10 AM
Be gentle with Daisy....

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-03 11:11:03 AM
Soooo .. that's how Obama was brought into being.

All makes sense now ..
 
2013-12-03 11:17:06 AM
I mean what would its parents think?
i1256.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-03 11:20:21 AM

Evil Mackerel: Mutton to see here, move along.


You've got to be kidding.
 
2013-12-03 11:23:13 AM
Is this a picture of the goat or of the judge? You decide!

www.ultimatecarpage.com
 
2013-12-03 11:41:14 AM
I just knew goatse would turn up somewhere...
 
2013-12-03 11:50:52 AM
I am not going to lie when I say that would have been a hell of a trial to watch. Even the hot news lady doesn't seem to take this seriously.  I know i couldn't report on this without laughing.
 
2013-12-03 11:58:38 AM
It wasn't beastiality... it was inter-species erotica farko!
 
2013-12-03 12:07:54 PM
Somebody porked Stevie NIcks?
 
2013-12-03 12:12:10 PM
Another witness was a neighboring dog... when asked how the sex was, he responded "Rough!"
 
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