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(Stoke Sentinel)   Nothing like a friendly game of soccer in the park on a Sunday... even if four players get sent off and two end up in hospital   (stokesentinel.co.uk) divider line 13
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1795 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Dec 2013 at 8:08 AM (19 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-03 08:05:45 AM
It's Stoke. If only two players were sent to the hospital, it means they didn't play a whole game.
 
2013-12-03 08:17:39 AM
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2013-12-03 08:25:28 AM
Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.
 
2013-12-03 08:30:14 AM

DubtodaIll: Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.


If you're gonna turn them into pussies by making them wear pads all over, you might as well stop the game after every single play so the little snowflakes get time to rest.
 
2013-12-03 08:36:36 AM

SmackLT: DubtodaIll: Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.

If you're gonna turn them into pussies by making them wear pads all over, you might as well stop the game after every single play so the little snowflakes get time to rest.


Pads let you hit harder.
 
2013-12-03 08:37:39 AM

SmackLT: DubtodaIll: Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.

If you're gonna turn them into pussies by making them wear pads all over, you might as well stop the game after every single play so the little snowflakes get time to rest.


Or they could just flop around on the ground holding their leg every 30 seconds pretending to be hurt.
 
2013-12-03 08:51:46 AM

Carn: SmackLT: DubtodaIll: Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.

If you're gonna turn them into pussies by making them wear pads all over, you might as well stop the game after every single play so the little snowflakes get time to rest.

Or they could just flop around on the ground holding their leg every 30 seconds pretending to be hurt.


Flopping really ruins the game, I farking hate it. I'm all for an immediate red card for any diving. That or execution on the field. That would stop the problem quickly.
 
2013-12-03 09:06:32 AM

bearcats1983: Carn: SmackLT: DubtodaIll: Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.

If you're gonna turn them into pussies by making them wear pads all over, you might as well stop the game after every single play so the little snowflakes get time to rest.

Or they could just flop around on the ground holding their leg every 30 seconds pretending to be hurt.

Flopping really ruins the game, I farking hate it. I'm all for an immediate red card for any diving. That or execution on the field. That would stop the problem quickly.


I agree.  I like watching the World Cup even though I'm no fan of soccer generally, but the constant flopping is beyond ridiculous.  Just do the equivalent they do in hockey - instant yellow (2 for diving/embellishment).
 
2013-12-03 09:11:59 AM
Atlantic City laughs at your shenanigans.  They had a friendly football game that broke out into a fist fight that ended up with gun fire.
 
2013-12-03 09:38:17 AM

Carn: bearcats1983: Carn: SmackLT: DubtodaIll: Maybe they should start wearing pads and stop just using their feet.  And maybe switch the goal out and make both ends of the field the scoring area.  And just for looks maybe install some goal posts just to keep kicking in the game somewhere.

If you're gonna turn them into pussies by making them wear pads all over, you might as well stop the game after every single play so the little snowflakes get time to rest.

Or they could just flop around on the ground holding their leg every 30 seconds pretending to be hurt.

Flopping really ruins the game, I farking hate it. I'm all for an immediate red card for any diving. That or execution on the field. That would stop the problem quickly.

I agree.  I like watching the World Cup even though I'm no fan of soccer generally, but the constant flopping is beyond ridiculous.  Just do the equivalent they do in hockey - instant yellow (2 for diving/embellishment).


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2013-12-03 10:58:15 AM
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2013-12-03 01:08:06 PM
I was going to go to Discoteque but I went to this football match instead.  One of the footballers spilled almost 2 liters of wine that I bought for 25 pfennigs fifty.  I almost sent him to hospital myself.
 
2013-12-03 06:28:41 PM
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