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(CNN)   Investigators rule out the possibility of a second car in the Paul Walker death. Conspiracy theorists insist they heard engine sounds coming from a grassy knoll   (cnn.com) divider line 72
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2013-12-02 09:11:38 PM
Drink!
 
2013-12-02 09:12:05 PM
Is there a conspiracy theory about our Dark Masters planting fake, false-flag "conspiracy theories" about EVERYTHING, and that with the intent of making us no longer care when people cry wolf about conspiracy theories?
 
2013-12-02 09:12:44 PM
Remove "and that" from my previous post, I am a stupid. Seriously though, not everything is a big farking coverup
 
2013-12-02 09:16:12 PM
Did his head go forward and to the left?
 
2013-12-02 09:17:18 PM
Dead celebrity? Let the deification commence!

www.skepticaloccultism.com

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
2013-12-02 09:17:50 PM
we"re THe driking glass.. people  *passes out*
 
2013-12-02 09:22:58 PM
A second car has struck the Wall Parker!
 
2013-12-02 09:26:38 PM
Shut the fark up about this guy already.
 
2013-12-02 09:28:30 PM
Conspiracy theorists insist they heard engine sounds coming from a grassy knoll

That's where the engine landed.
 
2013-12-02 09:34:31 PM
Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.
 
2013-12-02 09:47:21 PM
Today one of my students told me that Paul Walker wasn't really dead, it was a conspiracy. I asked him if he saw the picture of Tyrese bawling his eyes out at the scene. Yes. Tyrese isn't that good an actor. It's real.
 
2013-12-02 09:50:51 PM
A second driver has hit the accelerator!
 
2013-12-02 09:51:33 PM
it slammed into a light pole

www.autoguide.com

I was not aware light poles had branches and leaves on them.
 
2013-12-02 09:53:55 PM

fusillade762: it slammed into a light pole

[www.autoguide.com image 646x394]

I was not aware light poles had branches and leaves on them.


They put those there AFTER the accident, to throw off the investigation.
 
2013-12-02 09:57:11 PM
This isn't Princess Di, move on already.
 
2013-12-02 10:01:46 PM

ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: it slammed into a light pole

[www.autoguide.com image 646x394]

I was not aware light poles had branches and leaves on them.

They put those there AFTER the accident, to throw off the investigation.


yomygawd...look at his handle! Look at his user name! It's a sign that Paul Walker is alive! Look at the photo, no body could burn up from a car wreck...........there's "ZERO CORPSE"

/amidoinrite
 
2013-12-02 10:04:50 PM

fusillade762: it slammed into a light pole

[www.autoguide.com image 646x394]

I was not aware light poles had branches and leaves on them.


Ya think, just maybe, looking a the results, maybe that car hit TWO things? Or more?

/ I know, crazy talk
 
2013-12-02 10:05:02 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Shut the fark up about this guy already.


This.

i1199.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-02 10:13:38 PM

cptjeff: Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.


You must be a blast at the parties you don't get invited to.

As for this case, this was clearly the work of the Illuminati, putting a driver in the car that was granny shifting and not double-clutching like he should.
 
2013-12-02 10:14:00 PM
Just replace him with Paul McCartney for the FnF franchise.
 
2013-12-02 10:20:18 PM

NateAsbestos: Is there a conspiracy theory about our Dark Masters planting fake, false-flag "conspiracy theories" about EVERYTHING, and that with the intent of making us no longer care when people cry wolf about conspiracy theories?


I shook the magic 8 ball and is says "YES."
 
2013-12-02 10:21:56 PM
Wouldn't the second car be the guy who happened to be driving by filming it?
 
2013-12-02 10:25:17 PM
Did anyone else get the Inferno commercial before the video?
 
2013-12-02 10:28:20 PM

walktoanarcade: ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: it slammed into a light pole

[www.autoguide.com image 646x394]

I was not aware light poles had branches and leaves on them.

They put those there AFTER the accident, to throw off the investigation.

yomygawd...look at his handle! Look at his user name! It's a sign that Paul Walker is alive! Look at the photo, no body could burn up from a car wreck...........there's "ZERO CORPSE"

/amidoinrite


Well, you are one of the only people to get the meaning of the handle. Kudos for that.

/Not Paul Walker.
//Might be someone else, though.
 
2013-12-02 10:43:22 PM
Harsh bunch. I wouldn't think twice about going for a ride in one. Until now....
 
2013-12-02 10:49:46 PM
One thing, why is Oliver Reed tagged in this story? That guy hasn't had a drink since 2000 and is still way over the legal limit to drive.
 
2013-12-02 10:50:55 PM
My neighbor's niece's ex-boyfriend's co-worker was telling her that if you watch all of the Fast and Furious movies backwards starting with the last one, there's all kinds of messaging predicting Paul's death.  His death didn't involve a second car so much as a massive Hollywood conspiracy to boost sales of the next few movies in the franchise.
 
2013-12-02 10:52:37 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-02 11:13:13 PM

cptjeff: Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.


Well, most of those don't die acting like juvenile delinquents in a quarter million dollar car.
 
2013-12-02 11:21:35 PM

uncleacid: Did anyone else get the Inferno commercial before the video?



I did. Wow way to go CNN.
 
2013-12-02 11:31:59 PM
I wonder if at the time, people were like "Shut the fark up about James Dean. Let me watch my stories in peace."
 
2013-12-02 11:33:53 PM

MFAWG: cptjeff: Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.

Well, most of those don't die acting like juvenile delinquents in a quarter million dollar car.


The current details are saying Rodas was doing 45 coming up to a 15 mph turn on a 35 mph road.

In other words, driving like most normal people would drive.  It just so happens that he was driving a half-million dollar supercar that decided at the worst possible moment to stop listening to him.
 
2013-12-02 11:42:20 PM

Clutch2013: The current details are saying Rodas was doing 45


According to Rodas' lawyers, I presume.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-12-02 11:42:58 PM

Mega Steve: [img.fark.net image 720x411]


Well, TFA *does* say it was a street light...
 
2013-12-02 11:43:14 PM

stoli n coke: cptjeff: Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.

You must be a blast at the parties you don't get invited to.


If Paul Walker gossip during a party is your idea of "a blast", it doesn't sound like anyone is missing anything anyway.
 
2013-12-02 11:57:57 PM

jaytkay: Clutch2013: The current details are saying Rodas was doing 45

According to Rodas' lawyers, I presume.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x475]

The Porsche that actor Paul Walker was riding in when he died on Saturday was traveling at approximately 40 to 45 mph when it came to a bend in the road where the speed limit drops to about 15 mph, a law enforcement official familiar with the investigation told NBC News on Monday. It was in that vicinity where the driver, Roger Rodas, apparently lost control of the vehicle, ending in the fiery solo accident, the source said.


http://www.nbcnews.com/entertainment/paul-walker-was-real-hero-daugh te r-heart-soul-his-charity-2D11683842

Yep, his lawyer.
 
2013-12-03 12:00:02 AM
Metro-North Train Collides With Paul Walker
 
2013-12-03 12:04:16 AM

fusillade762: Mega Steve: [img.fark.net image 720x411]

Well, TFA *does* say it was a street light...


MOTHER. OF. GOD.
 
2013-12-03 12:43:39 AM
ABS or A.B.S. ?

ABS or A.B.S. ?

5 different threads, anybody else need to say anything?
 
2013-12-03 12:43:56 AM

Clutch2013: jaytkay: Clutch2013: The current details are saying Rodas was doing 45

According to Rodas' lawyers, I presume.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x475]

The Porsche that actor Paul Walker was riding in when he died on Saturday was traveling at approximately 40 to 45 mph when it came to a bend in the road where the speed limit drops to about 15 mph,


No, no, no, and *NO*. The speed limit doesn't drop to 15mph - it's a yellow SPEED ADVISORY sign, not a white SPEED LIMIT sign, and the right hand corner was 500+ feet beyond the crash site.
 
2013-12-03 12:44:47 AM
sportsmeister.files.wordpress.com

He wants his job at West Canaan High back.
 
2013-12-03 12:56:04 AM

Fox10456: ABS or A.B.S. ?

ABS or A.B.S. ?

5 different threads, anybody else need to say anything?


It is an ABS system for those that know anything
 
2013-12-03 12:58:26 AM

Tourney3p0: stoli n coke: cptjeff: Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.

You must be a blast at the parties you don't get invited to.

If Paul Walker gossip during a party is your idea of "a blast", it doesn't sound like anyone is missing anything anyway.



The topic is irrelavant. I'm referring to the guy who shows up in a discussion to proclaim he doesn't want to talk about what the discussion topic is.
 
2013-12-03 01:02:06 AM
So, who's he gonna replace on that Oscar In Memoriam thing? And will anyone still whine about Farrah vs. Jacko?
 
2013-12-03 01:50:25 AM
You can pretty much figure out what happened just by looking at Google Maps.

Here's where the crash occurred:

imageshack.com

The red X is where I believe the crash occurred. The arrow is pointing in the direction that I believe they were traveling, based on photos of the wreck. The red circle I will get to in a moment.

Like many industrial parks, this one is arranged in a nice loop. I worked for a time in a similar industrial park, where the loop was about a mile around. On a weekend - and a holiday one, at that - this area would have been mostly empty and a nice place to take a car for a not-so-legal loop. They were obviously traveling at a high rate of speed, and considering that this particular car sub-culture admires "drifting" where you powerslide through turns, that long turn preceding the crash site (where my arrow is) would have been a nice one to test out a 600+ horsepower V10 supercar. They come out of that turn at a high rate of speed, lose control when it straightens out, or have some kind of mechanical failure, crash through a light pole and a tree, rupture the fuel line and/or tank, and that's all she wrote.

Now, for the corner circled in red on the above image. There is a very big clue there that is plainly visible to anyone who takes a few seconds to look up this area on Google Maps:

imageshack.com

That's a very nice, wide corner - almost like a cul-de-sac - and the curlicue skid marks clearly indicate that people have been using it for burnouts and donuts. Here it is from Streetview:

imageshack.com

I believe Walker and his friend were coming from the other direction, and therefore crashed before making it to this corner. However, these images show that the area has a history with the tuner/race crowd, possibly motorcycles too. Walker and his buddy's speed shop was in the neighborhood. They certainly would have been familiar with this little loop and it's popularity for taking joyrides in fast cars. They may have even made some of those skid marks themselves on previous trips. It would be a nice place to test a fast car.

Anyways, I'm surprised with all of the media attention and speculation that I haven't seen this pointed out - just a quote from law enforcement at the scene that there were skid marks present but not believed to be related to this crash. But it's funny to me that evidence of people hot-rodding in this industrial park is so obvious that it can literally be seen from space.

It's a tragedy. I work in entertainment and have heard the same positive stories about Walker from everyone. On the other hand, this is all on him and his friend. They were going too fast, not on a closed course, not wearing protective gear. Luckily no one else was caught up in the wreckage. RIP.
 
2013-12-03 03:23:36 AM

cptjeff: Oh, dear lord, another thread on this.

Can I just ask who on earth gives a flying fark? A guy you didn't know is dead. People die in car accidents all the time. Get the fark over it.


People are interested in it, therefore it generates page clicks, such as yours.

You are the reason you are reading about it. Stop being disingenuous; nobody is fooled.

People are drawn to stories about celebrities (and even non-celebrities) dying in fiery wrecks, and you know it. It's why you can't stop reading about it.
 
2013-12-03 03:27:42 AM

Fista-Phobia: Disgruntled Goat: Shut the fark up about this guy already.

This.


rhiannon: This isn't Princess Di, move on already.


Why haven't you thre shut up about it already? Jesus Christ, move on, already.
 
2013-12-03 03:28:29 AM
*three

whee!
 
2013-12-03 03:30:22 AM

ZeroCorpse: walktoanarcade: ZeroCorpse: fusillade762: it slammed into a light pole

[www.autoguide.com image 646x394]

I was not aware light poles had branches and leaves on them.

They put those there AFTER the accident, to throw off the investigation.

yomygawd...look at his handle! Look at his user name! It's a sign that Paul Walker is alive! Look at the photo, no body could burn up from a car wreck...........there's "ZERO CORPSE"

/amidoinrite

Well, you are one of the only people to get the meaning of the handle. Kudos for that.

/Not Paul Walker.
//Might be someone else, though.


Got any money left, D.B.?
 
2013-12-03 03:41:36 AM

Saiga410: Fox10456: ABS or A.B.S. ?

ABS or A.B.S. ?

5 different threads, anybody else need to say anything?

It is an ABS system for those that know anything


Is that like a PIN number?

God, I'm a snipy one tonight.
 
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