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(CNN)   Preliminary investigations show the Bronx train engineer was going all Paul Walker when it left the tracks   (cnn.com) divider line 70
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 06:36:11 PM
I routinely approach 30 mph curves at over 70 mph, but I have rubber tires and useful brakes.
I won't get an insurance company tattletale box because it would mistake by approach to an exit ramp for an emergency collision avoidance maneuver.
 
2013-12-02 07:02:56 PM
The conductor was screaming and on fire?
 
2013-12-02 08:15:53 PM
He was sitting in the passenger seat?
 
2013-12-02 08:22:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: He was sitting in the passenger seat?


My understanding that he was in the passenger seat.  And the driver's seat.   Backseat too.  And all over the dash, of course.

/2 tix plz
 
2013-12-02 08:23:29 PM
He was helping scientists study great white sharks?
 
2013-12-02 08:25:40 PM
Preliminary investigations show the Bronx train engineer was going all Paul Walker Francisco Jose Garzon Amo when it left the tracks

FTFY
 
2013-12-02 08:26:29 PM
He had Diesel in his face?
 
2013-12-02 08:51:05 PM

ZAZ: I won't get an insurance company tattletale box


If you have anything even resembling a modern car you already have one.
 
2013-12-02 09:05:53 PM
♫ Drivin' that train, high on cocaine... ♫
 
2013-12-02 09:06:05 PM
LOL
 
2013-12-02 09:51:09 PM
So the engineer was asking someone "Who am I?"?

He's the guy that played the joker, right?
 
2013-12-02 09:51:24 PM

ZAZ: I won't get an insurance company tattletale box because it would mistake by approach to an exit ramp for an emergency collision avoidance maneuver.


You are bad at driving
 
2013-12-02 09:51:36 PM

Barfmaker: If you have anything even resembling a modern car you already have one.


But they only maintain their recorded data if there is an accident, which the kind of people who drive like assholes are convinced they will never have.
 
2013-12-02 09:52:57 PM

impaler: Preliminary investigations show the Bronx train engineer was going all Paul Walker Francisco Jose Garzon Amo when it left the tracks

FTFY


Thanks, came here to say that.
 
2013-12-02 09:53:24 PM

Barfmaker: ZAZ: I won't get an insurance company tattletale box

If you have anything even resembling a modern car you already have one.


Yeah but it's not hooked into your insurance agent's office at all times. It's a tattle box they only use in forensics.
 
2013-12-02 09:55:46 PM
So Paul Walker's car corners like it's on rails?
 
2013-12-02 09:56:28 PM

walktoanarcade: "Who am I?"?


img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-12-02 09:57:32 PM
Zing, subby... very zing.
 
2013-12-02 09:58:01 PM
The engineer was genderless?
 
2013-12-02 09:59:31 PM
So he was drag racing?
 
2013-12-02 09:59:50 PM
I don't follow. Oh, you mean because in Shes All That he tried to move very fast with Rachel Leigh Cook?
 
2013-12-02 10:04:34 PM
Engineer Gomez Addams.
 
2013-12-02 10:10:24 PM

Mad_Radhu: He had Diesel in his face?


I see what you did there.
 
2013-12-02 10:14:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Drivin' that train, high on cocaine... ♫


So is the conductors name Casey Jones? This would make my farking day if it was!
 
2013-12-02 10:16:57 PM
In Paul Walker's case, the real answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.  Along with some of his ashes.
 
2013-12-02 10:18:33 PM
So, 24 comments in, and nobody has mentioned that the guy's name was WEENER and and that Weener said "something something came late in the game?"  You guys are slipping.
 
2013-12-02 10:20:17 PM
Where were Denzel and Chris when we really needed them?
 
2013-12-02 10:31:17 PM

Brick-House: Where were Denzel and Chris when we really needed them?


duh! they were busy watching too fast too furious.
 
2013-12-02 10:31:28 PM
That train doesn't appeared to have wrapped around a tree and burned up, leaving only the hood.
 
2013-12-02 10:36:17 PM
Wanted for questioning....

/you never leave the tracks and...
//... you always stop for a red flag.

www.rmlearning.com
 
2013-12-02 10:39:59 PM
Hey, look at that picture. That's not the Bronx. There are trees and stuff.
 
2013-12-02 10:46:05 PM

MBooda: Hey, look at that picture. That's not the Bronx. There are trees and stuff.


No that is just graffiti that looks like trees.

/Just a little friendly inter-borough joking

FYI kids, The Bronx doesn't all look like Rumble in the Bronx  or The Warriors .  Actually the biggest park in all of NYC is Pelham Bay park in the Bronx... they have actual coyotes and stuff there.
 
2013-12-02 10:46:35 PM
www.dark-circuit.com
 
2013-12-02 10:52:40 PM
He was Running Scared?
 
2013-12-02 11:00:46 PM
Send love to his daughter, Meadow... She needs is right about now...
 
2013-12-02 11:06:54 PM

ZAZ: I routinely approach 30 mph curves at over 70 mph, but I have rubber tires and useful brakes.
I won't get an insurance company tattletale box because it would mistake by approach to an exit ramp for an emergency collision avoidance maneuver.


I approach 30mph curves at 70 but just go round them at 70...

/Citroen Activa.
 
2013-12-02 11:12:46 PM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Send love to his daughter, Meadow... She needs is right about now...


How, exactly, does one send love? Strippergram?
 
2013-12-02 11:16:26 PM

NewportBarGuy: OOBE Juan Kenobi: Send love to his daughter, Meadow... She needs is right about now...

How, exactly, does one send love? Strippergram?


You do it through an 80s one-hit wonder, of course....

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-02 11:20:48 PM
My guess would be the passengers failed to provide a unsolvable riddle.
 
2013-12-02 11:20:53 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Drivin' that train, high on cocaine... ♫


Coke? nah. MTA runs on crack

http://articles.latimes.com/1991-08-29/news/mn-1835_1_subway-crash
 
2013-12-02 11:21:08 PM
maybe the conductor was trying to drift the corner?
 
2013-12-02 11:28:53 PM

LemSkroob: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Drivin' that train, high on cocaine... ♫

Coke? nah. MTA runs on crack

http://articles.latimes.com/1991-08-29/news/mn-1835_1_subway-crash


You do know what crack is made of... right?
 
2013-12-02 11:33:25 PM

NewportBarGuy: OOBE Juan Kenobi: Send love to his daughter, Meadow... She needs is right about now...

How, exactly, does one send love? Strippergram?


Energy behaves in two ways...

1. It travels across space and dissipates
2. It synchronizes non-locally via vibrational resonance

In terms of telepathy, 2 is more effective, so what you'll want to do is think about a specific person, form a mental image in your mind, and project that thought outward. I think telepathy might actually be a combination of both, so at first you synchronize (2), then send (1).
 
2013-12-02 11:35:59 PM
What I was actually talking about, though, was just connecting with the heart. The field of the heart is much more powerful than the field of the mind it seems. Good luck : )
 
2013-12-02 11:48:00 PM
You wanna hear some trippy shiat?

I am watching Running Scared, right at this moment, and right after I wrote the above posts, Paul Walker's character mentions telepathy... At the 1:22 mark...

http://www.tubeplus.me/player/456674/Running_Scared/
 
2013-12-02 11:48:12 PM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: What I was actually talking about, though, was just connecting with the heart. The field of the heart is much more powerful than the field of the mind it seems. Good luck : )


To be honest, from reading about him, it seems like he grew up a lot in the past few years and was finally being the kind of father a daughter needs in her life. So, for her, I am very sad she won't have one.

Hopefully, there are enough family and friends to step in and take care of her.

Tragic loss for her. Guys doing stupid sh*t. When you have people relying on you, you've got to cut out the bullsh*t.
 
2013-12-02 11:53:44 PM

ZAZ: I routinely approach 30 mph curves at over 70 mph, but I have rubber tires and useful brakes.


I know what has ZAZ all confused. He's thinking of those diamond-shaped yellow signs that say "30 MPH" on them. Unlike the white rectangular signs that say "speed limit", the yellow diamonds are mere suggestions. Their message, written out in full, is, "We suggest you restrict your speed to 30 MPH or less, especially if you are an idiot, or are driving an SUV (but we repeat ourselves!), or don't have much driving experience"

They don't have those on railroads.
 
2013-12-02 11:53:50 PM
Investigators questioned the engineer, William Rockefeller, and the rest of the train crew on Monday. Rockefeller told investigators he applied the brakes, but the train didn't slow down


'Yeah, that's the ticket, the train did it. Nooo need to check my cell phone records.'
 
2013-12-02 11:55:29 PM
DRINK!
 
2013-12-03 12:08:41 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LemSkroob: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Drivin' that train, high on cocaine... ♫

Coke? nah. MTA runs on crack

http://articles.latimes.com/1991-08-29/news/mn-1835_1_subway-crash

You do know what crack is made of... right?


yes, and you are aware of the price and quality difference, yes?
 
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