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(SB Nation)   Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno is known for his passionate play on the field. Yesterday, he also became known for urinating from his eyes during the national anthem   (sbnation.com) divider line 27
    More: Amusing, Knowshon Moreno, running back, Chiefs  
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2013-12-02 08:20:38 PM  
That was just an insane amount of tears. And not like it was a long time, it was just one steady stream. It would take me an hour to get as many tears out as he did in 2 seconds.
 
2013-12-02 09:13:58 PM  
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2013-12-02 09:27:51 PM  
Yea...I gotta say that was really weird.  I would almost argue that the guy has a medical condition that would produce tears like that.  Very strange. I have never seen anything like it...
 
2013-12-02 09:28:58 PM  
Any medical people care to chime in?
 
2013-12-02 09:35:51 PM  
I found this via Google search:

People lacrimate at widely differing rates due to factors such as physiology, stimulation, and various emotional states. In this case, the physiology of Knowshon's closed eyelids/eyelashes, as well as that of his puncta/nasolacrimal duct allowed a sudden and robust secretion of tears to build up, spilling out in spectacular fashion once he'd finally opened his eyes. It's possible that the elasticity of his eyelid tissue is such that tears are able to pool within them in unusually high volume, but it's more likely that his eyes were slightly open, and his long eyelashes worked with his tears' natural surface tension to allow a "bulge" of lacrima to be held in suspension before the gap between his eyelids was great enough for gravity to take over.   Could be wrong, given so little to go on.
 
2013-12-02 10:04:41 PM  
I can do that with my penis.
 
2013-12-02 10:05:19 PM  
No. I can't.
 
2013-12-02 10:31:15 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: No. I can't.


I laughed...
 
2013-12-02 10:35:09 PM  

jonjr215: Any medical people care to chime in?


They live.
 
2013-12-02 10:52:53 PM  
I assumed there was a pocket of air brushing his eye clitoris and eventually the magic happened.

Has Shady McCoy chimed in?
 
2013-12-02 10:55:33 PM  
Not gonna lie, I get a little choked up sometimes during the national anthem(Combat Vet). This is a little much though.
 
2013-12-02 11:04:52 PM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: Not gonna lie, I get a little choked up sometimes during the national anthem(Combat Vet). This is a little much though.


THIS, minus the combat vet thing.  Still, that was like a damn waterfall.
 
2013-12-02 11:21:45 PM  
It could be he was emotional. It could be he was in pain because of his leg injury. Or he could be like me. Any irritant in my eyes and they water like crazy. Or if a I get air blown in my face my eyes water like that. I always have people ask me what's wrong with me because my eyes are tearing like that.
 
2013-12-02 11:23:58 PM  

jonjr215: Uranus Is Huge!: No. I can't.

I laughed...


I laughed longer than I should have.
 
2013-12-03 12:01:03 AM  
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Princess Aura: Look! Water is leaking from his eyes.
The Emperor Ming: It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness.
 
2013-12-03 12:14:53 AM  

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2013-12-03 12:29:26 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: Not gonna lie, I get a little choked up sometimes during the national anthem(Combat Vet). This is a little much though.


I hear you brother.
 
2013-12-03 12:59:31 AM  
I think the national anthem should not be played at sporting events. The two things have nothing to do with one another.

And America has a lot of issues. I'm not interested in worshiping it.
 
2013-12-03 01:00:36 AM  
He is the Peter North of crying football players.
 
2013-12-03 01:08:37 AM  

king of vegas: I think the national anthem should not be played at sporting events. The two things have nothing to do with one another.

And America has a lot of issues. I'm not interested in worshiping it.


Then don't... it is easy.
 
2013-12-03 01:15:25 AM  
He wasn't crying. He was just cutting some onions for a lasagna.... for one...
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2013-12-03 01:50:04 AM  
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2013-12-03 01:59:49 AM  

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TJ AJ RJ BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH.
 
2013-12-03 02:12:26 AM  

you are a puppet: I assumed there was a pocket of air brushing his eye clitoris and eventually the magic happened.

Has Shady McCoy chimed in?


why is this so funny
 
2013-12-03 02:44:21 AM  

king of vegas: And America has a lot of issues. I'm not interested in worshiping it.


Think of it as a celebration of all that we do that is good, and that some people went through a lot of shiat to keep it that way.   On a slightly different subject,  I heard an analogy about flag burning once that I liked.  Think about how some would feel if you burned the Aids quilt.  To someone who has served in the military, the national anthem is like that.
 
2013-12-03 09:56:47 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: you are a puppet: I assumed there was a pocket of air brushing his eye clitoris and eventually the magic happened.

Has Shady McCoy chimed in?

why is this so funny


Yea for Tom Robbins handle! Favorite author. Favorited farker!
 
2013-12-03 12:16:50 PM  
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