Mugato: I don't violate any of those except the poster one. You can take my signed Jaws, The Day the Earth Stood Still and Empire Strikes Back Posters out of my cold dead hand.
Lsherm: I would have gone for toning down the amount of internet porn, but that's just me. The rest of this shiat is something only college guys without jobs tend to do.
NateAsbestos: The majority of these are stereotypes that most men don't fall into. Right?
NutWrench: I don't play video games ALL weekend. Sometimes I sleep.
zzrhardy: So, which brave soul is going to write a list of the 10 habits that females need to stop right now?I am sure once you explain to women it is for a worthy cause (because it pleases men) then they will immediately comply without question.
smunns: I know I will take some heat for this but I tend to sit when I pee at home. Many problems averted.
pla: Okay, new rule: Down, including the lid, always. Oh wow do women hate not having a response to a completely fair compromise! XD
johnny queso: Dry cleaning. Best money one can spend.
Gergesa: smunns: I know I will take some heat for this but I tend to sit when I pee at home. Many problems averted.One of my friends ( I forget why exactly, I think it had something to do with track) had to take some medicine that turned his piss orange. He said that the spray pattern was actually much larger than one initially thinks and seeing it in orange convinced him to start sitting.
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