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(Opposing Views)   News: Edmonton man busted for child porn possession. Fark: They caught him when he printed out the kiddie porn at a grocery store, then just left when the printer ran out of paper before all the images printed   (opposingviews.com) divider line 60
    More: Sick, Bradley Lenz, Edmonton-Manning, child pornography, self-control, Dirty Minds  
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2013-12-02 06:25:09 PM
He also loves parkour:

www.opposingviews.com
 
2013-12-02 06:25:40 PM
I can't fap to...eh, never mind.
 
2013-12-02 06:26:05 PM
Not just morally reprehensible but amazingly stupid, too.

When is he running for Congress?
 
2013-12-02 06:26:47 PM

Phil McKraken: Not just morally reprehensible but amazingly stupid, too.

When is he running for Congress?


We put Canadians in the Senate.
 
2013-12-02 06:27:20 PM
A guy at work was busted for porn after printing one picture on the color printer, then not picking it up. The genius just left it there. It was just regular old porn, but still.

/not really a CSB, but I thought I would share.
 
2013-12-02 06:28:47 PM
God I hate those people at the office! Copier out of paper? I'll just leave. Paper jam? I didn't need my 100 page printout anyway.
 
2013-12-02 06:29:15 PM

Phil McKraken: Phil McKraken: Not just morally reprehensible but amazingly stupid, too.

When is he running for Congress?

We put Canadians in the Senate.


We put a Kenyan in the white house.
 
2013-12-02 06:33:01 PM

big pig peaches: Phil McKraken: Phil McKraken: Not just morally reprehensible but amazingly stupid, too.

When is he running for Congress?

We put Canadians in the Senate.

We put a Kenyan in the white house.


+1
 
2013-12-02 06:33:10 PM

desertfool: A guy at work was busted for porn after printing one picture on the color printer, then not picking it up. The genius just left it there. It was just regular old porn, but still.

/not really a CSB, but I thought I would share.


When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.
 
2013-12-02 06:34:01 PM

fusillade762: When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.


Was it any good?
 
2013-12-02 06:35:48 PM
Goddammit Edmonton, can't you ever wind up on Fark for a reason that isn't patently Floridian?
 
2013-12-02 06:37:46 PM
www.opposingviews.com

Remember, before you read any article from this site, imagine the first line is "Doesn't this just piss you off?"
 
2013-12-02 06:38:56 PM
Um, those printers are usually phase change printers and even if you take the prints, the roll of ink will have copies...
 
2013-12-02 06:40:07 PM
I can't wait for the future Fark(TM) thread that discusses the story about a guy busted for printing out 3-D Kiddy Porn.

/not me, I'm into midget tranny porn
 
2013-12-02 06:40:32 PM
Police don't yet know if the child porn photos were taken by Lenz himself, or whether he simply grabbed images off the internet

Cops:  What did you do with girls in these photos?
Lenz:  These were just pictures I downloaded from the internet.  What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
 
2013-12-02 06:41:46 PM

Phil McKraken: Not just morally reprehensible but amazingly stupid, too.

When is he running for Congress?


Well, what else should he do?  Ask an associate for help?
 
2013-12-02 06:42:19 PM

FatherChaos: [www.opposingviews.com image 240x170]

Remember, before you read any article from this site, imagine the first line is "Doesn't this just piss you off?"


I'm not sure what to do with that tip.
 
2013-12-02 06:43:56 PM

SirMadness: Goddammit Edmonton, can't you ever wind up on Fark for a reason that isn't patently Floridian?


This
 
2013-12-02 06:44:38 PM
Why would you print any kind of porn? What's the point?
 
2013-12-02 06:49:08 PM
Reminds me of a prank I read about a while back because apparently these wifi printers have shiat for security, so lusers with no life would war drive around and find them and print all kinds of stupid shiat on them... pretty funny to print gay porn for thw wife to find only the kids find it and now its probably a federal crime...heh
 
2013-12-02 06:50:12 PM

finnished: fusillade762: When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.

Was it any good?


Sadly I wasn't working when it came in so I never got to see it. Though I was there when the husband sheepishly came to pick it up.
 
2013-12-02 06:52:40 PM
fusillade762:

When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-02 06:52:59 PM

finnished: fusillade762: When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.

Was it any good?


When I worked at a department store in my youth, I knew when my buddy who worked at the store...or creepily the girl who used to babysit me who also worked there, paged me to the electronics department, where the photo lab was, they where about to show me somebody's nudey pics.
 
2013-12-02 06:55:50 PM
Reminds me of the dipsh*t that once went to a Walmart, put a porn video into one of the VCRs, and began stroking off right then and there in the TV section.

"Is our children learnin'?"
 
2013-12-02 06:56:46 PM

finnished: fusillade762: When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.

Was it any good?


I used to manage video stores in the days of VHS and adult rooms. We got a few home movies back. Some were disgusting. Some were pretty good. None were illegal, thankfully.

We also used to get pervos who would go into the adult room and whip it out with every intention of leaving us a mess to clean up. Jerks.
 
2013-12-02 06:57:17 PM

FatherChaos: [www.opposingviews.com image 240x170]

Remember, before you read any article from this site, imagine the first line is "Doesn't this just piss you off?"


Nah, when the popover ad came up I just left. The next guy will pick it up.
 
2013-12-02 06:59:35 PM
Good thing they weren't pics of his own kids in the bathtub, or naked on the blanket, or he'd really be in trouble!


/Just found some pics of myself and my sister in the tub as toddlers when going through some old family photos
//tempted to burn them but the wife found them and thought they were 'cute'
///kill me
 
2013-12-02 06:59:59 PM
Respect for keeping a hard copy of data that's important to him. I always tell my clients that you can never have too many backups.
 
2013-12-02 07:05:55 PM

desertfool: A guy at work was busted for porn after printing one picture on the color printer, then not picking it up. The genius just left it there. It was just regular old porn, but still.

/not really a CSB, but I thought I would share.


We had a girl at work that we nicknamed the Porn Star who not only was writing an erotic novel while at work and saving it to the shared company directory, she also invited a few co-workers to read and critique it.  She didn't last long.  She was not particularly bright, I think.
 
2013-12-02 07:09:25 PM
I change ribbons on the photo printers at the grocery store I work at, so I can just imagine picking up the first print.

Bleeeargh.
 
2013-12-02 07:20:41 PM

abhorrent1: Why would you print any kind of porn? What's the point?



I'm guessing he wants to keep his monitor clean.

I said I was guessing!


FTA :

police, who checked surveillance footage and identified Lenz... found more child pornography there (his home) as well as video and electronic equipment

Everything but a printer, it would seem.
 
2013-12-02 07:23:43 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Um, those printers are usually phase change printers and even if you take the prints, the roll of ink will have copies...


Don't worry they'll take everything as "evidence". We rented a guy a computer and when he brought it in for servicing we found hundreds of kiddie porn pics in a folder on the desktop. We called the cops and they seized it and when we got the computer back it was just the case and power supply everything else had been destroyed they even kept the monitor for some reason.
 
2013-12-02 07:32:41 PM

Mr.Tangent: finnished: fusillade762: When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.

Was it any good?

When I worked at a department store in my youth, I knew when my buddy who worked at the store...or creepily the girl who used to babysit me who also worked there, paged me to the electronics department, where the photo lab was, they where about to show me somebody's nudey pics.


The guys I knew that worked in the Payless photo department all had binders of copies they made of any intimate photos that came through. They brought them out at parties for a laugh.
 
2013-12-02 07:32:52 PM
Was it ASCI? WTF?

How do you print images on invoice printers?
 
2013-12-02 07:37:26 PM

FatherChaos: [www.opposingviews.com image 240x170]

Remember, before you read any article from this site, imagine the first line is "Doesn't this just piss you off?"


I don't bother.  I just skip to the comments.
 
2013-12-02 07:40:10 PM

Closed_Minded_Bastage: I can't wait for the future Fark(TM) thread that discusses the story about a guy busted for printing out 3-D Kiddy Porn.

/not me, I'm into midget tranny porn


Smart move. That'll save you money on 3D toner.
 
2013-12-02 08:19:58 PM

FatherChaos: [www.opposingviews.com image 240x170]

Remember, before you read any article from this site, imagine the first line is "Doesn't this just piss you off?"


I will not click on any "Opposing Views" link EVER. Sick tracker filled site. I can't believe that Fark is in bed with them.
 
2013-12-02 08:21:51 PM

ReverendJimBobHammer: Mr.Tangent: finnished: fusillade762: When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.

Was it any good?

When I worked at a department store in my youth, I knew when my buddy who worked at the store...or creepily the girl who used to babysit me who also worked there, paged me to the electronics department, where the photo lab was, they where about to show me somebody's nudey pics.

The guys I knew that worked in the Payless photo department all had binders of copies they made of any intimate photos that came through. They brought them out at parties for a laugh.


Wonder how many of those guys later went to the trouble of scanning and uploading the contents of those binders.
 
2013-12-02 08:40:21 PM

desertfool: FatherChaos: [www.opposingviews.com image 240x170]

Remember, before you read any article from this site, imagine the first line is "Doesn't this just piss you off?"

I will not click on any "Opposing Views" link EVER. Sick tracker filled site. I can't believe that Fark is in bed with them.


money talks and standards drop
 
2013-12-02 08:46:52 PM
At least there was a helpful slideshow linked below.

img2u.info

Hot... and SFW.
 
2013-12-02 08:59:53 PM

desertfool: A guy at work was busted for porn after printing one picture on the color printer, then not picking it up. The genius just left it there. It was just regular old porn, but still.

/not really a CSB, but I thought I would share.


We had a large format color printer at work, which 15 years ago was pretty unusual. Not quite as unusual, though, as the guy who accidentally printed out his night's porn selections across the network.

To the wrong printer.

In the other building across the car park, which was card-controlled access, and manned by a security guard 24/7/365.

And even if you had access to the building, the printer was in a room that was locked at night, and which nearly nobody had the key to.

I never saw him again, because they emptied his desk and mailed the contents to him -- he wasn't even allowed back in the building to pick the stuff up. The rest of the office had a good laugh at his expense, though.
 
2013-12-02 09:01:26 PM
ZeroCorpse:

...We also used to get pervos who would go into the adult room and whip it out with every intention of leaving us a mess to clean up. Jerks.

poor choice of word there.
 
2013-12-02 09:02:01 PM

LesserEvil: At least there was a helpful slideshow linked below.

[img2u.info image 500x432]

Hot... and SFW.


This menu is inviting; where is this place?
 
2013-12-02 09:10:13 PM

JoieD'Zen: LesserEvil: At least there was a helpful slideshow linked below.

[img2u.info image 500x432]

Hot... and SFW.

This menu is inviting; where is this place?


Not sure, but you can always bring your baby

img2u.info
...so long as they sleep, eyes closed, peacefully, so as not to bother the other patrons.
 
2013-12-02 09:27:39 PM

LesserEvil: This menu is inviting; where is this place?

Not sure, but you can always bring your baby


...so long as they sleep, eyes closed, peacefully, so as not to bother the other patrons.


Ha, these are great. It's like my eyes are trolling my brain.
 
2013-12-02 09:29:09 PM

semiotix: LesserEvil: This menu is inviting; where is this place?

Not sure, but you can always bring your baby


...so long as they sleep, eyes closed, peacefully, so as not to bother the other patrons.

Ha, these are great. It's like my eyes are trolling my brain.


img2u.info
I'm sure they'll let you dine like pigs in a trough.

/Sorry
 
2013-12-02 09:40:50 PM
And the Wild-rose party of Alberta loses another candidate.

/His phrase "its not child abuse if its only a copy!"
//In real news: ACTA is almost approved in Kanuckistan by a hive of scum and douchbaggyness.
 
2013-12-02 10:09:12 PM

sirbissel: fusillade762:

When I worked a Blockbuster someone returned one of their "home movies" instead of the rental tape.


Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
 
2013-12-02 10:33:31 PM
FTA: Investigators are in the process of trying to identify the children depicted in the sickening images...as soon as they finish laughing at Bradley Lenz.

RTOGUY: Don't worry they'll take everything as "evidence". We rented a guy a computer and when he brought it in for servicing we found hundreds of kiddie porn pics in a folder on the desktop. We called the cops and they seized it and when we got the computer back it was just the case and power supply everything else had been destroyed they even kept the monitor for some reason.


Duh! That's where the pictures are.
 
2013-12-02 10:53:09 PM

abhorrent1: Why would you print any kind of porn? What's the point?


Back in the days when desktop computers often came with a 17" CRT monitor and all laptops had terrible LCD displays (assuming you could even afford one), printing porn was the only way to get it from the computer to a proper fapping location.  Especially if the computer was kept in a common part of the house.
 
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