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(Fark)   Now that the year is almost over and you're looking forward to Christmas, Fark would formally like to invite you to sign up for Totalfark. Bonus: there are now additional payment options besides Paypal   (fark.com) divider line 1025
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2013-12-02 03:53:16 PM
I don't know how often we do a Totalfark drive, but as of the end of last week, Fark finally squared away a payment method that is non-Paypal (since some of you hate Paypal) so I'm pleased to announce that we now accept credit card subscriptions via Stripe.

That's right...Fark has absolutely ROCKETED into 2004. Although to be fair the last time we'd looked at credit card processing, the companies we talked to were...less than helpful. Long story.

So anyway, this is our request, from us to you, if you've never tried Totalfark or you wanna give it a go, sign up today and see what you can do. Lurk on TFD to watch the weapons-grade snark and the dogpiling. Vote up funny headlines you like, or see what stories are coming up before they post. Enter contests first.

Longer subscriptions earn you the one-month gift subscription-a free month of TF that you can give to a non-TFer. Maybe a person who had TF and lost it, or someone who's consistently funny, or maybe someone you think would be a good addition to the community. Your choice. For a six-month subscription, you get one gift subscription, and with a one-year subscription you get three. And if the person you sponsors signs up for TF after the gift sub runs out, you get that gift subscription back.


So this is our invitation. Come try it out. Have fun with it.
 
2013-12-02 03:53:23 PM
Can I pay in acorns?
 
2013-12-02 03:53:38 PM
Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.
 
2013-12-02 03:54:15 PM
Come to the darkside. We have candy.
 
2013-12-02 03:54:38 PM
LOL.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:04 PM
I'd like y'all to meet my dick, he'll be in here soon.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:25 PM
You know the best part of TFD is you can submit any thread you like.

Just post whatever is in your head.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:29 PM

Unfreakable: Come to the darkside. We have candy.


It's true.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:32 PM

Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.


Engineers need not apply.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:43 PM
I'm currently under a gift subscription, is there any way to preemptively pay now or do I have to wait for the current subscription to expire?
 
2013-12-02 03:55:52 PM
Square really needs to get its ass into online payment processing.
 
2013-12-02 03:56:14 PM
Seriously just get in the van and you can have all the candy you want
 
2013-12-02 03:56:33 PM
Oh boys! YAY! somebody can pay for me to amke yoiu guys pay with strippers! I lvoe total frak so very mych.
 
2013-12-02 03:56:37 PM
You should try it because it's a good way to get to know some fun people.
 
2013-12-02 03:57:07 PM

Unfreakable: Lurk on TFD to watch the weapons-grade snark and the dogpiling


What a TFD dogpile might look like.

www.sengei.com

blog.ecotools.com
 
2013-12-02 03:57:08 PM
Only attractivece people need apply.
 
2013-12-02 03:57:21 PM
*offers hugs and kittehs to anyone who wants them*
 
2013-12-02 03:57:23 PM

EviLincoln: Just post whatever is in your head.


Preferably something life and drama related, we're total helpers up here with peoples personal problems

Trust us, we're professionals
 
2013-12-02 03:57:24 PM

Starryeyes: Unfreakable: Come to the darkside. We have candy.

It's true.


Yeah, but it's that black and orange wrapper Halloween candy...
 
2013-12-02 03:57:25 PM
Someone in this very thread will be sponsored by me. Just tell me in an email or TFD private message why you should be picked and why I should be the one to pick you.
 
2013-12-02 03:57:27 PM

EviLincoln: You know the best part of TFD is you can submit any thread you like.

Just post whatever is in your head.


its so true. I jus toposted a therad ofr us all to remembr our best chirasmas gifts.

my abnsithe fountain was my facorit.
 
2013-12-02 03:57:28 PM
Wouldn't this make more sense on the main page? Presumably we already have Totalfark in this section.
 
2013-12-02 03:57:52 PM
Do you have a personality disorder?

Narcississitic?

COME ON DOWN
 
2013-12-02 03:58:20 PM

Skybreakers Dick: Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.

Engineers need not apply.


You are the dick of an engineer, slapnuts.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 03:58:30 PM
Is this a TFD thread before going green or was this dropped in the wrong tab?
 
2013-12-02 03:58:36 PM
Hi, I'm imapirate and I f*cked your sister.
 
2013-12-02 03:58:39 PM
You have to send at least five veteran TFers KIE (kitties in email) or else they will send you WIE
 
2013-12-02 03:59:02 PM
Wat is unscrooger?

/Am I doing it right?
 
2013-12-02 03:59:03 PM
Tl;dr
 
2013-12-02 03:59:05 PM
Where else can you play "Find EviLincoln's Hidden Penis in His Paintings" game? Not in Literland, that's for sure.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:08 PM
Go f*ck yourself
 
2013-12-02 03:59:13 PM

Unfreakable: Vote up funny headlines you like

*

*voting is meaningless on TFD
 
2013-12-02 03:59:19 PM

Solty Dog: TFD private message


What is this sorcery?
 
2013-12-02 03:59:26 PM

skybreaker: Skybreakers Dick: Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.

Engineers need not apply.

You are the dick of an engineer, slapnuts.


Wrong kind of engineer, bro. She hates the ones that design bridges and childrens toys.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:33 PM

skybreaker: Skybreakers Dick: Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.

Engineers need not apply.

You are the dick of an engineer, slapnuts.


The least used part!
 
2013-12-02 03:59:33 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: EviLincoln: Just post whatever is in your head.

Preferably something life and drama related, we're total helpers up here with peoples personal problems

Trust us, we're professionals


Later in the week i'm going to post a thread about how I have no idea what to buy my wife for christmas. I'm sure it will devolve in attention whoring and name calling.

Like Drew intended.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 03:59:34 PM
OH CRAP IT WENT GREEN.

heh
 
2013-12-02 03:59:35 PM
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:35 PM

Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.


Yes, yes I do.

Please answer the following:

How old are you?
When is the last time you pooped your pants?
Are you a boy or a girl?
What is your current relationship status?
What teams are you on?

Please post a recent picture here to complete the survey.
Thanks for your cooperation and have a great day.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:39 PM
I'll sponsor the first liter who posts their junk inline.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:47 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Go f*ck yourself


Sign up for TF and you can assure yourself that you'll get at least one fark per day
 
2013-12-02 03:59:48 PM
I can send beer. Is that good?
 
2013-12-02 04:00:01 PM

skybreaker: Skybreakers Dick: Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.

Engineers need not apply.

You are the dick of an engineer, slapnuts.


Doesn't mean he wants to be inside one.
 
2013-12-02 04:00:06 PM

Purelilac: Wouldn't this make more sense on the main page? Presumably we already have Totalfark in this section.


It's in TFDiscussion, so we shall discuss.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 04:00:09 PM

ahab: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.


Yeah but you hear that a lot.
 
2013-12-02 04:00:10 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Go f*ck yourself


You have no idea, brochomsky...
 
2013-12-02 04:00:15 PM

Ponzholio: Starryeyes: Unfreakable: Come to the darkside. We have candy.

It's true.

Yeah, but it's that black and orange wrapper Halloween candy...


And it's all melty from being in the pocket of a fat sweaty tfer.
 
2013-12-02 04:00:16 PM
come plaaaayyyy with meeeeee
 
2013-12-02 04:00:22 PM

DGS: Is this a TFD thread before going green or was this dropped in the wrong tab?


Yeah, we started off in TFD. We were all trying to figure out what the best part of TF was.

/Answer: TFD.
//Duh.
 
2013-12-02 04:00:24 PM

Skybreakers Dick: skybreaker: Skybreakers Dick: Honest Bender: Welcome, newbies.  Go ahead and show us your boobs.   CatherineM has a new TFer survey you'll want to fill out and post.

Engineers need not apply.

You are the dick of an engineer, slapnuts.

Wrong kind of engineer, bro. She hates the ones that design bridges and childrens toys.


You and ABW's Penis have got to be roommates
 
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