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(Thrillist)   List of the 44 Worst People in Every Restaurant. Curiously absent: The Anti-Social Dimestore Sociologist Who Can't Enjoy His Meal Because He's Too Busy Critiquing The Behavior of Everyone Else In The Restaurant So He Can Blog About It   (thrillist.com) divider line 168
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2013-12-02 05:17:11 PM
Well, it's certainly a good thing that nobody is validating his behavior, subby.
 
2013-12-02 05:22:48 PM

Pocket Ninja: Well, it's certainly a good thing that nobody is validating his behavior, subby.


You submitted this, didn't you?
 
2013-12-02 05:31:35 PM
Is one of them: The Guy Who Knows the Difference Between "34" and "44"?
 
2013-12-02 05:46:30 PM

sigdiamond2000: You submitted this, didn't you?


nope
 
2013-12-02 05:49:01 PM
Seriously? Someone eating alone needs to have a book or phone or they make *you* uncomfortable?  I don't think it's the solo diner who has the issue here.
 
2013-12-02 05:56:41 PM
Another well made list on the internet that isn't at all reaching or contrived.
 
2013-12-02 05:58:34 PM
Eat your food, thank the server, and get the fark out.

Is that hard to do?
 
2013-12-02 05:59:43 PM
Man they put a lot of work into that click bait.
 
2013-12-02 06:00:19 PM

hervatski: Eat your food, thank the server, and get the fark out.

Is that hard to do?


Are you suggesting that I "dine-and-dash"?
 
2013-12-02 06:03:51 PM
 The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.
 
2013-12-02 06:06:13 PM
The Ruiner? People still whine and biatch about how others eat food? Granted I refuse to eat a steak with any Steak sauce and prefer mine medium - how a person eats - who gives a fark.
 
2013-12-02 06:06:16 PM
Who the hell pays this much attention to what other diners do?

If I go to a restaurant, it's to enjoy myself.  Unless they're really loud, I don't give a rat's ass what other people are doing.
 
2013-12-02 06:06:33 PM

abhorrent1: The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.


Shhhh quiet! If they find out we are having fun, then they'll get jealous and somehow ruin it
 
2013-12-02 06:07:28 PM
When did tips go from 10-15%, to 20% or even 25% and I cant leave coins on the table out of being "rude".  Same things with drinks at a bar.  Beer is 3.25 and I leave $4 at the bar dont look at me like I'm a cheap bastard.
 
2013-12-02 06:07:46 PM
Incorrect, Subby.  It takes TWO pathetic "writers" to come up with insightful commentary like this.
 
2013-12-02 06:07:50 PM
Try going to that link on an outdated work computer.

It called me "Grandpa."

Perhaps that's all I need to know about their farking list.  If they're so smarmy that their message is that douchy, then I can't imagine their list is well thought out or in the least bit insightful.

I feel smarter for having been denied access.

/I'll be in 2005 if you need to reach me
 
2013-12-02 06:09:37 PM

abhorrent1: The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.


But how will you validate your existence if you aren't with others 24 hours a day?
 
2013-12-02 06:09:44 PM

abhorrent1: The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.


exactly... I hate people, yet my body continually requires food for energy. it's a real dilemma  since it's impossible to consume nourishment in a non-social manner.
 
2013-12-02 06:11:43 PM
I just eat at places that seat less than 44 people. Problem solved.
 
2013-12-02 06:12:30 PM

abhorrent1:  The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.


Yes, it's me time. fark you if you don't like it. Get a table facing the wall.
 
2013-12-02 06:12:31 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: abhorrent1: The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.

But how will you validate your existence if you aren't with others 24 hours a day?


Smartphone, duh
 
2013-12-02 06:13:47 PM

hervatski: Eat your food, thank the server, and get the fark out.

Is that hard to do?


For many people it is.
 
2013-12-02 06:13:57 PM
Is it just me, or is the "gluten free evangelist" right up there with the Apple fanatic as things that exist more in the minds of cliche-spouting internet writers than in real life?
 
2013-12-02 06:15:17 PM
1) Obnoxiously loud people
2) People who smack their food
3) People who cant control their kids

There, that's the real list you douche. If you somehow have a list of 44 people who annoy you that much you should consider just eating at home.
 
2013-12-02 06:16:30 PM

ThatDarkFellow: 1) Obnoxiously loud people
2) People who smack their food
3) People who cant control their kids

There, that's the real list you douche. If you somehow have a list of 44 people who annoy you that much you should consider just eating at home.


This^
 
2013-12-02 06:17:30 PM

Katolu: abhorrent1:  The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.

Yes, it's me time. fark you if you don't like it. Get a table facing the wall.


Exactly. I have people riding my ass all day. It's nice to occasionally go out for some quiet time by myself and not have to deal with anyone.
 
2013-12-02 06:19:31 PM
I have no problem with the sad Solo diner.

My issue has always been with Greedo.
 
2013-12-02 06:19:38 PM

LadyHawke: Seriously? Someone eating alone needs to have a book or phone or they make *you* uncomfortable?  I don't think it's the solo diner who has the issue here.


yeah, i would say 50% or so of these worst people in restaurants were so inoffensive i might not have known they exist.  or, well, i knew they existed as people, but not as categories.
 
2013-12-02 06:20:34 PM

LadyHawke: Seriously? Someone eating alone needs to have a book or phone or they make *you* uncomfortable?  I don't think it's the solo diner who has the issue here.


abhorrent1: Katolu: abhorrent1:  The Sad Solo Diner

What's sad about that?
I go out to eat by myself all the time. I quite enjoy doing things by myself, actually.

Yes, it's me time. fark you if you don't like it. Get a table facing the wall.

Exactly. I have people riding my ass all day. It's nice to occasionally go out for some quiet time by myself and not have to deal with anyone.


All of these.
 
2013-12-02 06:20:38 PM

Earl Green: Try going to that link on an outdated work computer.

It called me "Grandpa."

Perhaps that's all I need to know about their farking list.  If they're so smarmy that their message is that douchy, then I can't imagine their list is well thought out or in the least bit insightful.

I feel smarter for having been denied access.

/I'll be in 2005 if you need to reach me


I'm in the room next door, #2003.  Keep it down over there, I'm trying to eat my dinner of creamed corn, and writing Matlock/Murder, She Wrote fan fiction!
 
2013-12-02 06:20:46 PM

ThatDarkFellow: 1) Obnoxiously loud people
2) People who smack their food
3) People who cant control their kids

There, that's the real list you douche. If you somehow have a list of 44 people who annoy you that much you should consider just eating at home.


4) People who are downright rude to the server.
 
2013-12-02 06:20:58 PM
If I'm paying 60 bucks, you better bring me a burnt steak with ketchup.
 
2013-12-02 06:21:14 PM
The person in the headline sounds familiar; hmmm......oh, that one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA
 
2013-12-02 06:21:28 PM
88 lines about 44 patrons.
 
2013-12-02 06:22:11 PM
There are some strange things to get on someone's nerve. Like the no-coat-check guy. How can someone else wearing a coat bug you? Same with some of the other things. It seems to me the bulk of the problems the blogger has are self-controlling.

In other words, chill out. It is none of your business what other people do. Yeah, some of the items are truly bad or inconsiderate behavior. But you went way overboard and maybe it is time to talk to someone about it. It isn't normal.
 
2013-12-02 06:22:30 PM

Starshines: Is it just me, or is the "gluten free evangelist" right up there with the Apple fanatic as things that exist more in the minds of cliche-spouting internet writers than in real life?


Why, just this Thanksgiving my father-in-law was telling me that Microsoft is dying because of Apple's whopping 8% market share in operating systems.  I assure you, they exist.
 
2013-12-02 06:22:46 PM
Everyone can be an asshole occasionally. Film at 11
 
2013-12-02 06:22:47 PM
Most of them are share the same personality trait. Ass8oles
 
2013-12-02 06:23:35 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I have no problem with the sad Solo diner.

My issue has always been with Greedo.


We've found George Lucas' Fark username.
 
2013-12-02 06:24:00 PM

Snarfangel: 88 lines about 44 patrons.


Thanks for the ear worm, bastage!
 
2013-12-02 06:24:28 PM

edmo: I just eat at places that seat lessfewer than 44 people. Problem solved.


FTFY
 
2013-12-02 06:25:03 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I have no problem with the sad Solo diner.

My issue has always been with Greedo.


Because he didn't shoot first.
 
2013-12-02 06:25:47 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-02 06:26:39 PM
Could tie this comment to several items on the list, but just to pick one:

The Waitress Pick-Up Artist
Did you just draw a pen15 next to your cell number on the check? Does that really work? Also: do you realize you only tipped 15%


If someone else is (apparently) paying for dinner, why the fark do you care about their juvenile attempt to pick up the waitress? How about you just thank him for buying dinner and stfu?
 
2013-12-02 06:27:58 PM
Hey... that's complete crap. I don't blog.
 
2013-12-02 06:28:15 PM

eraser8: Who the hell pays this much attention to what other diners do?

If I go to a restaurant, it's to enjoy myself.  Unless they're really loud, I don't give a rat's ass what other people are doing.


I feel this article should have been renamed "44 annoying dining dates" because a) I agree with your opinion and b) the article makes multiple references to "friends"...
/has a gluten Nazi in his circle, no, I doubt she's got celiac disease...
 
2013-12-02 06:31:27 PM

ThatDarkFellow: 1) Obnoxiously loud people
2) People who smack their food
3) People who cant control their kids

There, that's the real list you douche.


There are people who smack their food?
 
2013-12-02 06:32:46 PM

Optimal_Illusion: Earl Green: Try going to that link on an outdated work computer.

It called me "Grandpa."

Perhaps that's all I need to know about their farking list.  If they're so smarmy that their message is that douchy, then I can't imagine their list is well thought out or in the least bit insightful.

I feel smarter for having been denied access.

/I'll be in 2005 if you need to reach me

I'm in the room next door, #2003.  Keep it down over there, I'm trying to eat my dinner of creamed corn, and writing Matlock/Murder, She Wrote fan fiction!


Man, I'm sorry.  Maybe we can swing by the library and read it on microfiche.
 
2013-12-02 06:33:06 PM
Another list of way too into what other people are doing...  but

I generally don't tip on the tax, and

Take your farking hat off when you're in a nice joint, Brosky McDudeBro.
 
2013-12-02 06:33:28 PM
Wow... the authors must hate everyone. That article sucked.

I like hamburgers. Hey everyone, I am the WORST PERSON! I have sat alone. I AM JUST AWFUL. I am dressed nicely. I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I know the owner. I SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
 
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