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2013-12-02 03:25:43 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2013-12-02 03:41:11 PM
Oh look, it's 1996 again.
 
2013-12-02 03:47:06 PM
I thought it was going to be a product actually called "Very Effective Asian Tire."
 
2013-12-02 04:25:46 PM
[generic sarcastic comment indicating bland indifference to prove internet awesomeness]

/ too easy to see the obvious coming, but I still lol'd
 
2013-12-02 04:58:34 PM

Relatively Obscure: I thought it was going to be a product actually called "Very Effective Asian Tire."


this made me ROR
 
2013-12-02 05:19:20 PM
Winter is coming.
 
2013-12-02 05:41:04 PM
Translation?
 
2013-12-02 05:45:07 PM
Anyone know what those kung fu letters said?
 
2013-12-02 06:12:46 PM
Hehe man, I totally shat me draws.
 
2013-12-02 06:39:42 PM

AbiNormal: Anyone know what those kung fu letters said?


The drivers are mostly just saying, "Careful, watch out, hey who's that?  OMGWTFDESU!"

Text: "Snowy roads are scary"

Laptop: "Have you put on your winter tires...?"
 
2013-12-02 06:52:11 PM

Barfmaker: Hehe man, I totally shat me draws.


I was expecting "Sadako" to start running towards the car. The teleport got me.
 
2013-12-02 07:26:12 PM
If I buy your tires I'll be brutally murdered? Here, take my money!
 
2013-12-02 07:27:59 PM
Go and change your kimono.
 
2013-12-02 07:28:04 PM
Fake.
 
2013-12-02 07:51:32 PM
I AM VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO SNOW! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?!?!?

/sorry for the caps lock
//cruise control for awesome and all that
 
2013-12-02 07:52:22 PM
screw the tires, I want whatever footwear that girl is wearing.

did you see how quickly she covered that ground in those less-than-ideal conditions?

such traction! such stopping power!

/"thatsa spicy meatball" effect
 
2013-12-02 09:08:59 PM
I knew what was coming, yet I still jumped a bit... scary asian girls are scary
 
2013-12-02 09:48:49 PM

Fast Moon: AbiNormal: Anyone know what those kung fu letters said?

The drivers are mostly just saying, "Careful, watch out, hey who's that?  OMGWTFDESU!"

Text: "Snowy roads are scary"

Laptop: "Have you put on your winter tires...?"


Thank you.
 
2013-12-02 09:55:05 PM
I expected someone to go running across the road
 
2013-12-02 10:03:36 PM
Scared me.  Silly Asians
 
2013-12-02 11:16:36 PM
Me, the moment it started I thought, "oh, look, something scary is going to jump out."  Obvious crap is obvious.
 
2013-12-02 11:48:14 PM

OgreMagi: Me, the moment it started I thought, "oh, look, something scary is going to jump out."  Obvious crap is obvious.


You're just mad because you shiat your pants.
 
2013-12-03 01:00:14 AM

Perlin Noise: Relatively Obscure: I thought it was going to be a product actually called "Very Effective Asian Tire."

this made me ROR


Raugh out roud?
 
2013-12-03 01:01:43 AM

Tangent2UrCurve: Perlin Noise: Relatively Obscure: I thought it was going to be a product actually called "Very Effective Asian Tire."

this made me ROR

Raugh out roud?


/Scooby doo = Asian to me apparently.
 
2013-12-03 01:19:54 AM
I haven't seen a screamer video for awhile. They got me.
 
2013-12-03 01:36:58 AM
"Oh what, some kind of lame-ass asian ghost shiat?"

Nailed it. *sighs*
 
2013-12-03 01:54:38 AM
I hate you subby. lol.
 
2013-12-03 02:48:41 AM
These types of videos never get me, that stupid flash game where you have to navigate the maze? Never got me, horror movies that have "Jump" scares instead of actual frighting moments? I yawn at those.

And I saw this coming from a mile away.

.........I threw my cat across the room and shrieked like a girl. Think I piddled myself too......scared my GF from a sound sleep. My record is over :(
 
2013-12-03 04:01:38 AM
hahaha it got me! sub lol
 
2013-12-03 04:22:32 AM
I owe my life to Bridgestone Potenzas in the rain, and yes I did buy them because they were whipping the shiat out of Michelin back when Formula 1 was an actual race.
 
2013-12-03 07:36:56 AM
Dang... I shimmied.
 
2013-12-03 08:32:43 AM
Tires or adult diapers?
 
2013-12-03 09:52:11 AM
I almost sharted.
 
2013-12-03 12:26:11 PM
That doesn't make me want to buy tires, it makes me want to buy diapers.
 
2013-12-03 01:50:42 PM
So that's what an adrenalin rush feels like. Haven't had one of those for a long time. Thanks subby.

/ Yes, I lead a very boring life.
 
2013-12-03 02:51:33 PM

Crewmannumber6: That doesn't make me want to buy tires, it makes me want to buy diapers.


After the initial reaction, I started wondering what she looks like once she's cleaned up... better or worse than this one?

scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-12-03 03:53:14 PM
The dreaded pop up video.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-03 05:17:49 PM

Archimedes' Principal: So that's what an adrenalin rush feels like. Haven't had one of those for a long time. Thanks subby.


This.

/  The cat snoozing between keyboard and monitor didn't wake up, so I'm doing something right.
 
2013-12-03 06:32:42 PM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-03 08:11:35 PM
Since I can't read their funny hieroglyphs, I'm reading the commercial's message as "Our snow tires are so good that you'll be able to stop short of running over a horror movie monster who will then kill you. You should probably buy shiattier tires and just flatten the biatch.
 
2013-12-04 03:34:16 AM
These cheap thrills work off a primal instinct. Why are people always so proud to say they didn't jump, whether they anticipated it or not?

Either they're lying, or their fight or flight mechanism is broken, and they'd be toast in the real world. Be it by a lion on the African plains 10,000 years ago, or a bus jumping the curb today.
 
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