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(Mirror.co.uk)   "No you cheap ass landlord, you can't put a kitchen in a bathroom for your three-bed student let just because you don't want them using yours"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 79
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2013-12-02 03:31:05 PM
Saysof pricipal
 
2013-12-02 03:32:45 PM
Landlord . Caught sayof apartment that has stoped Kitchensing " See, told ya so" Is room rented or not. Daily Mirror Says yes. Tenants left looking for new pad -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for affordable housing"
 
2013-12-02 03:33:31 PM
Huh?
 
2013-12-02 03:33:41 PM
Now that's a recipe for shiatty food.
 
2013-12-02 03:33:56 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
 
2013-12-02 03:37:10 PM
Having the kitchen and the bathroom collocated saves time.  I had a garbage disposal installed in my shower.  It's a Clarkman.
 
2013-12-02 03:38:03 PM
When i was in college, a "kitchen" was a hot plate and a bucket.  And we LIKED IT.

/DNTRFA, but I understood the headline.
 
2013-12-02 03:40:03 PM
That is not English.
 
2013-12-02 03:41:25 PM
Easier to parse once you realize "let" is a noun. A hyphen between "cheap" and "ass" would be greatly appreciated, tho.
 
2013-12-02 03:41:28 PM
Finally! My culinary masterpieces won't go to ruin due to my distracting bowel movements!

I can pinch one off AND keep an eye on  the KD noodles boiling in the pot.
 
2013-12-02 03:42:38 PM
walterwouk.files.wordpress.com

Approves.
 
2013-12-02 03:42:56 PM
No you acn't have greenlight for your threesubmission submitter just because you says is yours you don't want than using yours
 
2013-12-02 03:43:16 PM

Fast Thick Pants: Easier to parse once you realize "let" is a noun. A hyphen between "cheap" and "ass" would be greatly appreciated, tho.


Also them instead of then.
 
2013-12-02 03:43:17 PM

Fast Thick Pants: Easier to parse once you realize "let" is a noun. A hyphen between "cheap" and "ass" would be greatly appreciated, tho.


I think it needs this treatment:
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-12-02 03:43:23 PM

Fast Thick Pants: Easier to parse once you realize "let" is a noun. A hyphen between "cheap" and "ass" would be greatly appreciated, tho.


"let" = rental property?  As in "room to let"?

England does a worse job of corrupting parts of speech than the US does.  I can't stand how they've turned 'shiat' into an adjective, completely ignoring the fact that 'shiatty' already exists.
 
2013-12-02 03:44:21 PM

FrancoFile: "let" = rental property?  As in "room to let"?


Pairs well with your trailer for sail or rent.
 
2013-12-02 03:44:24 PM
Also, the rent is still too damn high.

/guessing subby wasn't a journalism major.
 
2013-12-02 03:45:02 PM
*Sale

Dammit subby your fail is leaking into my brain.
 
2013-12-02 03:46:08 PM
I remember being shown a flat in germany where the shower was in the kitchen.. very bizzare.
 
2013-12-02 03:46:28 PM

kevinfra: Having the kitchen and the bathroom collocated saves time.  I had a garbage disposal installed in my shower.  It's a Clarkman.


thread over. show yourselves out.
 
2013-12-02 03:47:06 PM
Reminds me of the sort of layout I would end up with in the Sims. It solved the problem of my Sim family wetting themselves after loading up on coffee (for the FUN and ENERGY).
 
2013-12-02 03:47:14 PM
Or it could be that someone placed a toilet in the kitchen for a joke.
 
2013-12-02 03:47:17 PM

Treygreen13: FrancoFile: "let" = rental property?  As in "room to let"?

Pairs well with your trailer for sail or rent.



Roger Whittaker fronted for Styx?
 
2013-12-02 03:49:03 PM

lilplatinum: I remember being shown a flat in germany where the shower was in the kitchen.. very bizzare.


I remember seeing a lot of old NYC tenements where the bathtub was in the kitchen. Must have made for some interesting breakfast conversations.

"Mommy, why is grandma naked when I'm trying to eat my soggy pancakes?"
 
2013-12-02 03:49:42 PM
He must be a fan of The IT Crowd.

/not the theatre episode...the german episode...watching telly...oh nevermind...
 
2013-12-02 03:49:59 PM

lilplatinum: I remember being shown a flat in germany where the shower was in the kitchen.. very bizzare.


The Germans - there's a culture that would appreciate a sh*tter in the kitchen!
 
2013-12-02 03:51:26 PM
To is illegal it hunt forest kings in the!
 
2013-12-02 03:51:45 PM
Greenlight boosters: lack grammar and spellibg
 
2013-12-02 03:53:30 PM

oldfarthenry: lilplatinum: I remember being shown a flat in germany where the shower was in the kitchen.. very bizzare.

The Germans - there's a culture that would appreciate a sh*tter in the kitchen!


only if the toilet has a shelf in the bowl...for inspecting turds...
 
2013-12-02 03:54:07 PM
Yeah, yeah, I understood it, I read poorly written Brit...but to hell with that, what about the next article under?

By
Man gets toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom - and rings 999 for assistance
 
2013-12-02 03:54:59 PM
Make the kitchen smaller and wall off the toilet with a door. How many college kids these days even know how to cook? A microwave, mini fridge and a hot plate ought to do it for most.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:40 PM
What a cheap-ass slumlord might look like


gaslamppost.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-02 03:56:54 PM
www.fansandcritics.com
 
2013-12-02 03:57:29 PM

lilplatinum: I remember being shown a flat in germany where the shower was in the kitchen.. very bizzare.


I lived in a place like that. One of those small cube showers with the cheesy semi-transparent plastic curtain. Right across from the stove.

Mornings would have been a whole lot less awkward if i didn't live there with another guy.
 
2013-12-02 03:57:57 PM
Flushing toilet atomizes fecal matter, thus misting cooking surfaces with same. Solution: stop needless flushing!
 
2013-12-02 03:58:06 PM

Treygreen13: FrancoFile: "let" = rental property?  As in "room to let"?

Pairs well with your trailer for sail or rent.


Only if you're the king of the road.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:30 PM

HammerHeadSnark: Flushing toilet atomizes fecal matter, thus misting cooking surfaces with same. Solution: stop needless flushing!


Or put the lid down and then flush.
 
2013-12-02 03:59:32 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: only if the toilet has a shelf in the bowl...for inspecting turds...


I'm trying to come up with another reason to explain the shelf, but I can't.  Maybe to sift through the turd in case you had to swallow a piece of jewelry or something?
 
2013-12-02 03:59:46 PM
I swear I saw the exact same picture in relation to the living space for a Czech-born (formerly and in the near future) homeless guy.  He wanted to live there and his landlord was ok with him living there, but the local council wanted him out.

...unless I am hallucinating articles.  In which case I would prefer I hallucinated more interesting ones featuring the Swedish Bikini Team or something rather than homeless guys taking a dump in his kitchen.
 
2013-12-02 04:02:18 PM

born_yesterday: TheShavingofOccam123: only if the toilet has a shelf in the bowl...for inspecting turds...

I'm trying to come up with another reason to explain the shelf, but I can't.  Maybe to sift through the turd in case you had to swallow a piece of jewelry or something?


i think it had a lot to do with German medicine and quakery.

Although on Scrubs, they did have a song called "Check the Poo!"
 
2013-12-02 04:02:40 PM
Yeah well, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-02 04:04:15 PM
I dunno that looks more like a bathroom inside a kitchen to me, could be different zoning laws for that.
 
2013-12-02 04:09:31 PM
Sayof - the first word that crossed my mind.

/spending way too much time farking.
 
2013-12-02 04:11:52 PM
FTFA: "after a landlord tried to beat planning laws by putting a kitchen in a toilet."

Don't they mean toilet in a kitchen?

Of course, this may explain the reputation of British food.
 
2013-12-02 04:16:45 PM
Dear Brittan: Don't know shiat where you eat.
 
2013-12-02 04:16:48 PM

Treygreen13: HammerHeadSnark: Flushing toilet atomizes fecal matter, thus misting cooking surfaces with same. Solution: stop needless flushing!

Or put the lid down and then flush.


Put the "lid" down? Are you crazy?

doblelol.com

Stay off the grass!
 
2013-12-02 04:17:55 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: born_yesterday: TheShavingofOccam123: only if the toilet has a shelf in the bowl...for inspecting turds...

I'm trying to come up with another reason to explain the shelf, but I can't.  Maybe to sift through the turd in case you had to swallow a piece of jewelry or something?

i think it had a lot to do with German medicine and quakery.

Although on Scrubs, they did have a song called "Check the Poo!"


It was "Everything Comes Down to Poo".
 
2013-12-02 04:24:37 PM

Tyrosine: Dear Brittan: Don't know shiat where you eat.


I have got to stop posting while pretending to pay attention during meetings.
Or have my assistant proofread. Either way.
 
2013-12-02 04:27:25 PM

HammerHeadSnark: Treygreen13: HammerHeadSnark: Flushing toilet atomizes fecal matter, thus misting cooking surfaces with same. Solution: stop needless flushing!

Or put the lid down and then flush.

Put the "lid" down? Are you crazy?

[doblelol.com image 359x480]

Stay off the grass!



Just that mid-grade, Mexican, brick weed.
 
2013-12-02 04:34:20 PM
CSB:
I rented a room with a landlord/junk salesman (imagine living upstairs from the set of Sanford and Son) while looking for an apartment.  I was told that after a few problems with tennants I would not be permitted to cook in the kitchen.  I had to use the hot plate in the room upstairs.  It was explained to me that several immegrants from one of the communist asian countries insisted on smoking their oil before cooking.  Also cabbage was prepared by several people.

After smelling my dinner a few nights, I was suddenly allowed to use the kitchen.  I think the fried chicken did it.
 
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