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2013-12-02 02:43:35 PM  
Why does fark have to treat cis individuals as some sort of normative truth!?! We are all above average intelligence here, why resort to the archaic ideals of heteronormativity. It's perverse and pervasive. We could be a bastion of progressiveness if we only shed our privilege at the login screen.
 
2013-12-02 02:48:22 PM  
I'd try to make a funny comment, but I would be branded as homophobic or something like that.

/bunch of tight-asses
 
2013-12-02 02:52:27 PM  

real_headhoncho: I'd try to make a funny comment, but I would be branded as homophobic or something like that.

/bunch of tight-asses


They're trying to appeal to a new generation of breeders. READERS. I meant readers.
 
2013-12-02 03:02:47 PM  

Monoxide: Why does fark have to treat cis individuals as some sort of normative truth!?! We are all above average intelligence here, why resort to the archaic ideals of heteronormativity. It's perverse and pervasive. We could be a bastion of progressiveness if we only shed our privilege at the login screen.


Someone's been steeped in political correctness and its jargon a bit too long.
 
2013-12-02 03:15:49 PM  

Monoxide: Why does fark have to treat cis individuals as some sort of normative truth!?! We are all above average intelligence here, why resort to the archaic ideals of heteronormativity. It's perverse and pervasive. We could be a bastion of progressiveness if we only shed our privilege at the login screen.


what the fark did i just read?
 
2013-12-02 03:27:13 PM  
You obviously have no respect for the human right of sovereignty of self. Mocking or ignoring non cis-identifying individuals or situations makes you a non-ally. If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.

They came for the communists, I stood by, they came for the jews, I stood by, they came for the catholics, I stood by and chuckled, they came for me and there was no one left to help.
 
2013-12-02 03:44:41 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Someone's been steeped in political correctness and its jargon a bit too long.


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2013-12-02 03:58:19 PM  
Nice headline subby. +1

And a lot of you guys are getting trolled so hard it ought to hurt.
 
2013-12-02 04:53:07 PM  

Monoxide: You obviously have no respect for the human right of sovereignty of self. Mocking or ignoring non cis-identifying individuals or situations makes you a non-ally. If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.

They came for the communists, I stood by, they came for the jews, I stood by, they came for the catholics, I stood by and chuckled, they came for me and there was no one left to help.


Sounds like you deserved it.
 
2013-12-02 05:54:28 PM  

Crudbucket: Monoxide: You obviously have no respect for the human right of sovereignty of self. Mocking or ignoring non cis-identifying individuals or situations makes you a non-ally. If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.

They came for the communists, I stood by, they came for the jews, I stood by, they came for the catholics, I stood by and chuckled, they came for me and there was no one left to help.

Sounds like you deserved it.


Typical patriarchy-steeped response. Go to hell and drown in your bigoted right wing bile.
 
2013-12-02 08:03:50 PM  

Monoxide: If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.


I've often looked back at American history and thought, "Why the fark didn't we nuke Switzerland?"

Is it possible to be an ally and disagree with your individual approach? Because I thought I was an ally..
 
2013-12-02 08:45:53 PM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: Monoxide: If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.

I've often looked back at American history and thought, "Why the fark didn't we nuke Switzerland?"

Is it possible to be an ally and disagree with your individual approach? Because I thought I was an ally..


Global politics is so far removed from domestic social struggles that your mocking suggestion only reveals either a troll or a moron. I suspect you're the latter... a moron product of the heterobiasism that nurtured our western way of life from its infancy.
 
2013-12-02 09:02:06 PM  

Monoxide: Why does fark have to treat cis individuals as some sort of normative truth!?! We are all above average intelligence here, why resort to the archaic ideals of heteronormativity. It's perverse and pervasive. We could be a bastion of progressiveness if we only shed our privilege at the login screen.


Damn, that is some mighty powerful Poe's law right there.
 
2013-12-02 09:12:16 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Monoxide: Why does fark have to treat cis individuals as some sort of normative truth!?! We are all above average intelligence here, why resort to the archaic ideals of heteronormativity. It's perverse and pervasive. We could be a bastion of progressiveness if we only shed our privilege at the login screen.

Damn, that is some mighty powerful Poe's law right there.


Home'boy'; declaring an argument that you can't handle 'sarcasm' or 'parody' does not automatically render it void.

You probably are one of those mythical '100% cis-gendered.' Bah go bow to your dogmatic patriarchal contradiction-ridden religious figures.
 
2013-12-02 10:30:53 PM  

Monoxide: aintnuttintofarkwith: Monoxide: If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.

I've often looked back at American history and thought, "Why the fark didn't we nuke Switzerland?"

Is it possible to be an ally and disagree with your individual approach? Because I thought I was an ally..

Global politics is so far removed from domestic social struggles that your mocking suggestion only reveals either a troll or a moron. I suspect you're the latter... a moron product of the heterobiasism that nurtured our western way of life from its infancy.


Jesus, ease up. You perpetuate the perception that cis/trans people are unapproachable like it's no one's business. Sprinkle a little MLK on your cracked-out Malcom X.
 
2013-12-03 12:45:18 AM  
Twice a week? Seems a bit much for a dying medium.
 
2013-12-03 01:51:20 AM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: Monoxide: aintnuttintofarkwith: Monoxide: If you're not an ally, you are worse than n enemy.

I've often looked back at American history and thought, "Why the fark didn't we nuke Switzerland?"

Is it possible to be an ally and disagree with your individual approach? Because I thought I was an ally..

Global politics is so far removed from domestic social struggles that your mocking suggestion only reveals either a troll or a moron. I suspect you're the latter... a moron product of the heterobiasism that nurtured our western way of life from its infancy.

Jesus, ease up. You perpetuate the perception that cis/trans people are unapproachable like it's no one's business. Sprinkle a little MLK on your cracked-out Malcom X.


Don't you dare try to racially charge the situation. We must keep the focus on the systematic oppression perpetuated by our patriarchal roots, not minimizing the abuse we lay upon the identity of the female orientated.
 
2013-12-04 03:33:58 AM  
It is true that the 1% always rules. In the economy its the billionaires. In universities its the Professors. Why the 99% of the population that is CIS has no say in social formation whilst the 1% that are LGBT folks pen the enforced policies is a great mystery. Perhaps they have an inate ability like Monoxide to dominate situations where physical ability is counted as a negative. Perhaps due to a lack of offspring they have extra time on their hands. Some even believe that God created them to dominate and smother. Whatever the case, the western world is being lead by these brave folks into a much more advanced reality. Those of us born CIS need to relax, accept our position in the system and enjoy the splendor the fruits of progress bring.
 
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