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(Slate)   Not news: scientists discover previously-unknown organ in koalas. News: sex organ. Fark: in their throats   (slate.com) divider line 49
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2013-12-02 01:56:06 PM  
Yeah, like I didn't already know that.

What? Don't judge me.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 01:56:58 PM  
The bellow suggests an animal the size of an elephant, not one the size of a human toddler.

My wife said that on our honeymoon.
 
2013-12-02 01:59:13 PM  
My darling I
Can't get enough of your love
 
2013-12-02 02:00:05 PM  
Didn't Linda Lovelace have something like that?
 
2013-12-02 02:00:18 PM  
Is it called the beejlitoris?
 
2013-12-02 02:00:45 PM  
/oh, and DNRTFA
 
2013-12-02 02:01:05 PM  
Quite the theme happening today on Fark.
 
2013-12-02 02:01:24 PM  
Just like subby's mom?

.Got nuttin...not even slashies.
 
2013-12-02 02:02:06 PM  
Can't believe i have to do this, but.
www.vinmag.com
 
2013-12-02 02:02:12 PM  

danno_to_infinity: /oh, and DNRTFA


oops, just read it.
stupid words.
 
2013-12-02 02:03:50 PM  
Seems like human males do that when they hork up that snot goblin to spit out. It always gets the ladies' attention... just not the kind you want.
 
2013-12-02 02:04:31 PM  
Speaking on behalf of Koalas, I find this tough to swallow.
 
2013-12-02 02:08:19 PM  
Little known fact: Despite their appearance, Australia's famous "Koala bears" are not actually bears at all.  They're twinks.
 
2013-12-02 02:10:22 PM  

blogs.discovery.com



"WHAT?!"

 
2013-12-02 02:11:24 PM  

FloydA: Little known fact: Despite their appearance, Australia's famous "Koala bears" are not actually bears at all.  They're twinks.


Twinks have been known to date bears.
 
2013-12-02 02:20:12 PM  
That eucalyptus breath gets them everytime.
 
2013-12-02 02:23:09 PM  
Eats bushes and leaves?
 
2013-12-02 02:24:57 PM  

danno_to_infinity: Didn't Linda Lovelace have something like that?


Yes she did.  Her doctor diagnosed her as having a clitoris in her throat.  Poor girl...
 
2013-12-02 02:30:45 PM  
Sexual dimorphism and secondary sex characteristics are not the same thing as sex organs.
 
2013-12-02 02:32:52 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-02 02:39:38 PM  
came for deep throat

leaving satisfied
 
2013-12-02 02:42:59 PM  
I also thought of Linda Lovelace as son as I read the headline.

Proof that I am getting old.
 
2013-12-02 02:44:34 PM  

bearded clamorer: Eats bushes shoots and leaves?


Big_Fat_Liar: Yes she did. Her doctor diagnosed her as having a clitoris tinkler in her throat. Poor girl...

 
2013-12-02 02:48:52 PM  
The pharynx is not a new organ.
 
2013-12-02 02:52:34 PM  

medius: came for deep throat

leaving satisfied



As so many have said before.
 
2013-12-02 02:53:28 PM  
Does it immediately recede upon permanent bonding with a mate?
 
2013-12-02 02:53:42 PM  

medius: came for deep throat

leaving satisfied


I came many times for deep throat and left satisfied each time.
 
2013-12-02 02:55:31 PM  
What's lesser known is that drop bears aren't trying to eat your face...
 
2013-12-02 02:56:11 PM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

Not impressed.
 
2013-12-02 02:57:49 PM  

haineux: Can't believe i have to do this, but.


Came here for the Deep Throat reference; leaving satisfied.

/RIP Linda.
 
2013-12-02 02:58:36 PM  

Rodeodoc: I also thought of Linda Lovelace as son as I read the headline.

Proof that I am getting old.


You needed proof?
 
2013-12-02 02:59:19 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: bearded clamorer: Eats bushes shoots and leaves?


I guess you never heard the one about the koala bear and the prostitute.
 
2013-12-02 03:05:42 PM  
Somehow, the Cobra Effect will rear it's ugly head before this is over.
 
2013-12-02 03:09:50 PM  
Rasanna's voice,"Never mind."
wrong slate heading, time to change the bongwater
 
2013-12-02 03:22:48 PM  

barefoot in the head: The pharynx is not a new organ.


Thanks for sucking the fun out of the thread Mr. Pedantic
 
2013-12-02 03:40:50 PM  

asurferosa: Sexual dimorphism and secondary sex characteristics are not the same thing as sex organs.


Did your wife tell you that?
 
2013-12-02 03:46:44 PM  

haineux: Can't believe i have to do this, but.
[www.vinmag.com image 250x354]


I've seen the movie Slapshot nearly 200 times by now, and only just noticed two days ago that during the parade at the end of the movie, they pass a movie therater with Deep Throat on the marquee.
 
2013-12-02 03:54:49 PM  
I would have guessed 'venom sac', because Australia.
 
2013-12-02 03:55:53 PM  
I've been known to have a sex organ down a girl's throat... ahh, good times.
 
2013-12-02 04:09:45 PM  

FloydA: medius: came for deep throat

leaving satisfied


As so many have said before.


To your mom!
 
2013-12-02 04:11:02 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: I've been known to have a sex organ down a girl's throat... ahh, good times.


Full hilt and just five inches past their lips does not constitute "down a girl's throat".
 
2013-12-02 04:20:50 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-02 05:06:58 PM  

haineux: Can't believe i have to do this, but.
[www.vinmag.com image 250x354]


Took way too long.
 
2013-12-02 06:25:54 PM  
thumbs3.ebaystatic.com
Can see the light at the end of the tunnel
 
2013-12-02 10:17:13 PM  

barefoot in the head: The pharynx is not a new organ.


Not only that. How does anything in that article make it a sex organ?
 
2013-12-02 10:23:21 PM  

haineux: Can't believe i have to do this, but.


Came here for this
 
2013-12-02 10:30:19 PM  

morg: barefoot in the head: The pharynx is not a new organ.

Not only that. How does anything in that article make it a sex organ?


Sex Organ =/= Farking Organ.  It means an organ exclusive/functional for one biological sex.
 
2013-12-03 12:55:40 AM  

danno_to_infinity: Didn't Linda Lovelace have something like that?


/thread
 
2013-12-03 04:44:36 PM  

Molavian: haineux: Can't believe i have to do this, but.
[www.vinmag.com image 250x354]

Took way too long.


That's what she said.
 
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