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(Slate)   Unprotected anal sex is on the rise. Is that a good thing? With pic of what unprotected anal sex may look like   (slate.com) divider line 221
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2013-12-02 01:22:01 PM
Hitler was anally conceived.
 
2013-12-02 01:23:58 PM
While possibly still legal in the country in which it was filmed... that guy in the pic is clearly doing it wrong.
 
2013-12-02 01:24:17 PM
I seem to recall a funny Kenny Powers quote about "ATM" from one of the episodes. somebody please help.
 
2013-12-02 01:24:53 PM
Duh, Smitty.  Congress is on Thanksgiving vacation.
 
2013-12-02 01:25:39 PM
Paging RugbyJock.
 
2013-12-02 01:26:40 PM
Damn it subby!  That image is NSFW!
 
2013-12-02 01:28:11 PM
memedepot.com
 
2013-12-02 01:28:25 PM

utsagrad123: Damn it subby!  That image is NSFW!


Wait, who clicks on Slate/Salon links?

Idiots, that's who!
 
2013-12-02 01:28:25 PM
Now, Subby. I'm not going to be fooled by an obvious rickroll like that ....

OMG! That guy is totally bare-backing!

And his partner is hung like a horse!

Somebody's not going to do much sitting down over the next week or two.
 
2013-12-02 01:28:45 PM
It's a bit of a crap shoot.
 
2013-12-02 01:28:47 PM
YEE-HAW!!!
 
2013-12-02 01:28:58 PM
"Protect Yourself From HIV With These 3 Simple Tricks!"
 
2013-12-02 01:29:05 PM
Wait, *that's* what it's supposed to look like? Man o man, have I been doing it wrong! Thanks subby!
 
2013-12-02 01:29:15 PM
I was expecting a pic like this:
notlostjustweird.files.wordpress.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 01:29:23 PM
"Unprotected anal sex is on the rise."
Damnit! So the IRS is going to do more audits?
 
2013-12-02 01:29:44 PM
Unprotected anal sex feels better? Really...who knew? I now learned something.
 
2013-12-02 01:29:53 PM

HotWingConspiracy: It's a bit of a crap shoot.


Or crap chute, even,
 
2013-12-02 01:30:16 PM
Brokeback?
 
2013-12-02 01:30:27 PM

Skail: "Protect Yourself From HIV With These 3 Simple Tricks!"


"Doctors hate this mom for finding out how to protect yourself from HIV with this one weird trick!"
 
2013-12-02 01:31:30 PM
It's actually more like this:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-02 01:31:33 PM
Probably unrelated, but overprotective, anal parents are also on the rise.
 
2013-12-02 01:34:10 PM
Maybe it's on the rise because people are smarter, and are getting tested before choosing partners.
 
2013-12-02 01:35:13 PM
So...for those of us who don't live in our parents' basement, what about unprotected anal sex with a female?


/buttsecks thread!
 
2013-12-02 01:35:54 PM

Farce-Side: Skail: "Protect Yourself From HIV With These 3 Simple Tricks!"

"Doctors hate this mom for finding out how to protect yourself from HIV with this one weird trick!"


The funny part about that is that it is actually 1 trick.
 
2013-12-02 01:36:12 PM
Remember when Slate was good?
 
2013-12-02 01:36:22 PM

foo monkey: Paging RugbyJock.


Be careful for what you wish for. That's like summoning Durnehviir without a blood offering closeby.
 
2013-12-02 01:36:41 PM
"from here, you look just like your sister!"
 
2013-12-02 01:37:15 PM
I just don't see the allure of hitting the starfish.
 
2013-12-02 01:37:32 PM

tuxq: So...for those of us who don't live in our parents' basement, what about unprotected anal sex with a female?


Wait....what? That's a thing??
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 01:38:25 PM

fireclown: "from here, you look just like your sister!"


LOL
 
2013-12-02 01:38:42 PM

minoridiot: I just don't see the allure of hitting the starfish.


It has its charms, but there's a lot that can go wrong.
 
2013-12-02 01:38:54 PM

tuxq: So...for those of us who don't live in our parents' basement, what about unprotected anal sex with a female?


/buttsecks thread!


This! Cue the butt-farking!
 
2013-12-02 01:39:02 PM

mightybaldking: HotWingConspiracy: It's a bit of a crap shoot.

Or crap chute, even,


winner
 
2013-12-02 01:39:05 PM
My first thought was of a certain goat and I clicked the link just to make sure it wasn't.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-02 01:39:47 PM

minoridiot: I just don't see the allure of hitting the starfish.


data3.whicdn.com
 
2013-12-02 01:43:39 PM

ElLoco: While possibly still legal in the country in which it was filmed... that guy in the pic is clearly doing it wrong.


Exactly. He should be wearing ass-less chaps.
 
2013-12-02 01:44:28 PM

Pinner: Maybe it's on the rise because people are smarter, and are getting tested before choosing partners.



Or people lie about being tested.
 
2013-12-02 01:45:01 PM
My girlfriend loved it last night unprotected. Should I tell her we're a danger to society next time?
 
2013-12-02 01:46:19 PM
Hey, I got a great idea. Let's go rub feces on our urethras.
It''s a great idea. It feels good and you can't possibly get any kind of infection from it all all.
Said no one with an I.Q. over 50 ever.
 
2013-12-02 01:46:27 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-02 01:47:11 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-02 01:47:15 PM

minoridiot: I just don't see the allure of hitting the starfish.


Well, I don't see the allure of, say, toe-sucking. I guess some people are just digital, and some are analog.
 
2013-12-02 01:47:24 PM

Pinner: Maybe it's on the rise because people are smarter, and are getting tested before choosing partners.


Or no more preexisting conditions.....
 
2013-12-02 01:48:19 PM
The guy on the horse only has to last 8 seconds.
 
2013-12-02 01:48:34 PM

vudukungfu: Hey, I got a great idea. Let's go rub feces on our urethras.
It''s a great idea. It feels good and you can't possibly get any kind of infection from it all all.
Said no one with an I.Q. over 50 ever.


you know enemas exist right?
 
2013-12-02 01:49:52 PM

Cheater71: vudukungfu: Hey, I got a great idea. Let's go rub feces on our urethras.
It''s a great idea. It feels good and you can't possibly get any kind of infection from it all all.
Said no one with an I.Q. over 50 ever.

you know enemas exist right?


As the saying goes, keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.
 
2013-12-02 01:50:11 PM
You have to admit though, ejaculating into a piece of plastic is nowhere near as sexy as dumping a hot creamy load into a guys quivering farkhole and then leaving your throbbing dick in until you star

(THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

 
2013-12-02 01:51:08 PM

Cheater71: vudukungfu: Hey, I got a great idea. Let's go rub feces on our urethras.
It''s a great idea. It feels good and you can't possibly get any kind of infection from it all all.
Said no one with an I.Q. over 50 ever.

you know enemas exist right?


Just go with sheathing up, and simply enjoying listening to the cries of pain from your victim.
 
2013-12-02 01:51:10 PM
What the aftermath of unprotected anal sex might look like:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-02 01:51:47 PM

Cheater71: vudukungfu: Hey, I got a great idea. Let's go rub feces on our urethras.
It''s a great idea. It feels good and you can't possibly get any kind of infection from it all all.
Said no one with an I.Q. over 50 ever.

you know enemas exist right?


You saying you want to shiat on him?  Or you want him to shiat on you?  I'm confused.
 
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