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(Lifehacker)   Five things successful people do before 8 AM every day forgets to mention the three S's   (lifehacker.com) divider line 36
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2013-12-02 01:27:24 PM
That's exclusive to successful people?
 
2013-12-02 01:29:08 PM
Sex, snorting coke and sneezing?
 
2013-12-02 01:29:09 PM
Slap it, suck it and screw it?
 
2013-12-02 01:30:23 PM
i thought there were 5 s's -- shiat, shine, shave, shower, and shampoo
 
2013-12-02 01:30:41 PM
You forgot Go F*ck Yourself.

Go F*ck Yourself.
 
2013-12-02 01:31:27 PM
The 3 S's:

1) Swake
2) Sbake
3) Sgo back to bed
 
2013-12-02 01:32:13 PM

byelii: i thought there were 5 s's -- shiat, shine, shave, shower, and shampoo


stretch, scratch, sausages
 
2013-12-02 01:33:03 PM

a particular individual: The 3 S's:

1) Swake
2) Sbake
3) Sgo back to bed


Sbravo, sir.
 
2013-12-02 01:33:06 PM
Sleep, snooze and snore.
 
2013-12-02 01:35:09 PM
I think the best thing you can do to make yourself happy is to find the person who does all of these things and knock them out of their candy-ass routine.  Turn their schedule into a failure.  It takes minimal effort on your part but turns their life upside down, if only for 30 minutes.  Unequalled joy.
/I work with a couple of these folks.
 
2013-12-02 01:36:34 PM
LAst night the roomate wanted to go to work early so she told me to wake her at 5 am when I get up. I did, she got up peed and went back to bed. Tried to twice more before I left she looked at the clock and rolled over. Sent me a text an hour ago mad at me because I didnt wake her up. Guess she shouldnt have drank 2 bottles of wine last night before bed.
 
2013-12-02 01:36:42 PM
Be Rich
Keep being rich
Stay Rich
Don't not be rich
Tell others that it's easy
 
2013-12-02 01:37:56 PM
We have a link to a Life Hacker repeat of a Forbes article that cites no sources other than 'Inc. Magazine' and provides no actual evidence for any of their claims.

Meh
 
2013-12-02 01:39:29 PM
I like to go with the S.C.O.R.E. method to a successful morning.

Shower
Coffee
Oral
Reacharound
Ejaculate
 
2013-12-02 01:41:26 PM
Scotch, scotch and scotch?
 
2013-12-02 01:41:37 PM
Plenty of unsuccessful people to. Any time you see a "traits of success" they only talk to the winners.
 
2013-12-02 01:42:25 PM
The 4 ch's

chit, chower, chave, chine my choes

/latino version
 
2013-12-02 01:45:27 PM
"Make Your Day Top Heavy"

img.fark.net?

Hrmmm...  Not a bad idea, actually.
 
2013-12-02 01:47:35 PM
Do they do those things to be successful, or are those the neurotic things that people who are successful can't function without doing.

My wife is very successful, and sometimes very neurotic.
 
2013-12-02 01:51:10 PM
Shoot, shovel, shut up?
 
2013-12-02 01:53:38 PM
It might come as a bit of a surprise to this author but a lot of successful people don't go to work around the 9 to 5 routine.
 
2013-12-02 01:54:40 PM
I actually prefer to do my workout at the end of the day.  All the stress and all the people who pissed me off get turned into sweat.  I just don't have any real aggression at the beginning of the day and the few times I have done morning workouts they've been pretty half-assed at best.
 
2013-12-02 01:59:19 PM
slurp, slobber, swallow...  keys to suck-cess...
 
2013-12-02 02:00:22 PM
Sex should be on that list.
 
2013-12-02 02:21:08 PM

byelii: i thought there were 5 s's -- shiat, shine, shave, shower, and shampoo


You shampoo after your shower?
 
2013-12-02 02:29:39 PM
I do those things before 8 AM. About 21 hours before 8 AM.
 
2013-12-02 02:55:33 PM
i4.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-02 03:04:28 PM
Three S's get me ready for the day. When I get home from work it's time for some R&R and I&I.
 
2013-12-02 03:14:24 PM
Meh, nothing cool has ever happened in the morning, I'll keep sleeping.

/Okay, morning sex is cool, but then so is anytime-of-the-day sex.
 
2013-12-02 03:28:17 PM
Wake up.  That's the most important.
 
2013-12-02 03:58:03 PM

mdeesnuts: Three S's get me ready for the day. When I get home from work it's time for some R&R and I&I.


Haven't seen I&I in a long time. I put that on a leave request a long long time ago in a different life. My chief cracked up when he saw it, wasn't confident it would go through as worded. Request was approved.

Morning exercise routine is riding my bike to work. I get to repeat it on the way home, with a stop at the local brewery.
 
2013-12-02 04:31:03 PM
I try to get to bed before 8 am.
 
2013-12-02 04:47:34 PM
Exercise before work...must be nice to have working hours (show up at 9am?) and commute time that allow you to get up at a decent hour and exercise.

5am jog? - Let's do the math.  If I want to jog at 5, I need at least a half hour to wake up, do one of the 3 S's, suit up and head out the door (and that's pushing it) - so get up at 4:30am.  8 hours back from that is 8:30pm - that's bedtime.  Really?  I don't get home until 6pm, so that's a whopping 2.5 hours to eat dinner, decompress from the day, spend time with the family unit and do whatever things need to be done at home.  If that's the price of success, it can suck my dick.
 
2013-12-02 05:05:54 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Exercise before work...must be nice to have working hours (show up at 9am?) and commute time that allow you to get up at a decent hour and exercise.

5am jog? - Let's do the math.  If I want to jog at 5, I need at least a half hour to wake up, do one of the 3 S's, suit up and head out the door (and that's pushing it) - so get up at 4:30am.  8 hours back from that is 8:30pm - that's bedtime.  Really?  I don't get home until 6pm, so that's a whopping 2.5 hours to eat dinner, decompress from the day, spend time with the family unit and do whatever things need to be done at home.  If that's the price of success, it can suck my dick.


Yep, this is a schedule for people who either don't have hobbies or neurotic types who wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they didn't have a routine to follow.
 
2013-12-02 07:10:07 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: byelii: i thought there were 5 s's -- shiat, shine, shave, shower, and shampoo

You shampoo after your shower?


doesn't everybody?
 
2013-12-02 08:39:50 PM
FFS its shiat, Shower, and Shave.
 
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