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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)   Naked senior citizen goes all "Varsity Blues," steals pickup truck for a Sunday ride   ( divider line
    More: Strange, senior citizens, TGI Friday's Inc.  
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2013-12-02 01:05:01 PM  
I don't want...your lahf.
2013-12-02 01:57:28 PM  
no better Paul Walker tribute...
2013-12-02 01:57:36 PM  
The woman had urinated herself, and the man was helping her buy fresh clothes when she drove away in his truck, Buger said.

2013-12-02 02:06:55 PM  
A little Febreze on the drivers seat may be needed.
2013-12-02 02:13:13 PM  
RIP Paul Walker

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2013-12-02 02:35:02 PM  
I think I'd probably let them keep the truck after they had all been naked in it.
2013-12-02 02:59:40 PM  
Did he bring the pig?
2013-12-02 03:51:42 PM  
Stealth Hippo:

"Did he bring the pig?"

No, but he did press his wanger against the glass at the Alano Club while the girls was practicin for the Christmas pageant.
2013-12-02 05:49:27 PM  
When I see the words naked senior citizen DNRTFA is my next step ...
2013-12-02 09:09:01 PM  
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