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(USA Today)   Maria Bello comes out as bisexual. This makes no sense at all, she doesn't even have a movie being released this week   (usatoday.com) divider line 78
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2013-12-02 12:52:06 PM
+1 subby
 
2013-12-02 01:27:05 PM
Yummy....
 
2013-12-02 01:33:34 PM

colinspooky: +1 subby

 
2013-12-02 01:34:10 PM
 "Three months later we were in his kitchen throwing steaks at each other's heads in anger."

Jesus, she sounds like a damned fun bisexual woman... Seriously, how does this happen? Apart from the fact that steak is too perfect of a food to throw across the room anyway?
 
2013-12-02 01:34:18 PM
Maybe the lack of a movie deal is the reason for her to come out bi?
 
2013-12-02 01:38:39 PM

GameSprocket: Maybe the lack of a movie deal is the reason for her to come out bi?


Broadening the potential roles.
"I kiss girls too, you know...anyone? Anyone?"
 
2013-12-02 01:39:09 PM
Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?
 
2013-12-02 01:41:46 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?


Ok studman

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-12-02 01:42:45 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?


Because it takes them forever to overcome their insecurities.
 
2013-12-02 01:42:52 PM
For some reason, I saw  The Cooler and  A History of Violence within about a week of each other. I'd already considered Maria Bello attractive, but seeing those two films together sort of cemented her in my mind in a very sexy way.  I must admit I would have enjoyed watching her be sexy with a girl.

That said, as with all people who come out, I just hope their happy.
 
2013-12-02 01:45:47 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?


Considering that the entire point of the article was that she does, indeed, have someone who wants her -- I have no idea what you're saying.
 
2013-12-02 01:47:06 PM

mcsiegs: Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?

Ok studman

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]


Was there a flood at a graveyard? Tranny mask and "artificially aged Cameron Diaz"? I'll pass.

Pinner: Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?

Because it takes them forever to overcome their insecurities.


Just in time to watch men their age date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.
 
2013-12-02 01:49:24 PM
I'm ashamed to admit this, but I watched Grown Ups 2 last night.

The workout class scene....
 
2013-12-02 01:50:43 PM
She had a show last year that came and went.  But I've always stopped to watch her movies.  Coyote Ugly for about 10 obvious reasons, but I watch Payback and The Cooler any time they're on.  And not that she has a big part in it, but I liked Company Men (probably more than I should have).  But I can't bring myself to watch Beautiful Boy from the description alone.

/I think the real winner here is the Dan McDermott mentioned in the article.
 
2013-12-02 01:51:15 PM

Mikey1969: "Three months later we were in his kitchen throwing steaks at each other's heads in anger."

Jesus, she sounds like a damned fun bisexual woman... Seriously, how does this happen? Apart from the fact that steak is too perfect of a food to throw across the room anyway?


Maybe the guy was a complete and total asshole?
 
2013-12-02 01:51:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: mcsiegs: Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?

Ok studman

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]

Was there a flood at a graveyard? Tranny mask and "artificially aged Cameron Diaz"? I'll pass.

Pinner: Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?

Because it takes them forever to overcome their insecurities.

Just in time to watch men their age date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.


Men ALWAYS want to date younger women.
Guess the self-esteem thing will never get resolved
 
2013-12-02 01:52:51 PM
I had to look her up on IMDB as I had no idea who is. The only movie I've seen with her is "A history of Violence" and I barely remember the movie.

Good for her! I hope she's happy.
 
2013-12-02 01:54:30 PM
If only the rest of humanity would do the same the world would be a better place.
 
2013-12-02 01:55:16 PM

Pinner: Quantum Apostrophe: mcsiegs: Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?

Ok studman

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]

Was there a flood at a graveyard? Tranny mask and "artificially aged Cameron Diaz"? I'll pass.

Pinner: Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?

Because it takes them forever to overcome their insecurities.

Just in time to watch men their age date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.

Men ALWAYS want to date younger women.
Guess the self-esteem thing will never get resolved


Not for women, no.
 
2013-12-02 01:57:05 PM
I read that as Mario Batali and wasn't that surprised.
 
2013-12-02 02:02:08 PM

GameSprocket: Maybe the lack of a movie deal is the reason for her to come out bi?



Name in the news ..... all that matters
 
2013-12-02 02:04:49 PM
Because of this:
3.bp.blogspot.com

I will always have a not at all soft spot for her. All this means is that when I fantasize about things that will never happen I can now include my wife. Or Scarlett Johansson...
 
2013-12-02 02:05:30 PM

Rwa2play: Mikey1969: "Three months later we were in his kitchen throwing steaks at each other's heads in anger."

Jesus, she sounds like a damned fun bisexual woman... Seriously, how does this happen? Apart from the fact that steak is too perfect of a food to throw across the room anyway?

Maybe the guy was a complete and total asshole?


The kitchen is FULL of better stuff to throw than a goddamned steak. The potential lethality of the thrown object should be determined by the asshole quotient. If he's being just kinda a dick, throw the salt shaker, if he's REALLY being a prick, throw the crock pot. If he's really, really, REALLY being a douchenozzle, then it's the Fry-Daddy after having half an hour to heat up.

Either way, there's no need to punish the steaks. Give 'em to me, if they get her worked up that much. I'll trade them for throwable items from my own kitchen.  :-)
 
2013-12-02 02:10:15 PM

Herbie555: For some reason, I saw  The Cooler and  A History of Violence within about a week of each other. I'd already considered Maria Bello attractive, but seeing those two films together sort of cemented her in my mind in a very sexy way.  I must admit I would have enjoyed watching her be sexy with a girl.

That said, as with all people who come out, I just hope their happy.


Just because I agree with your statement, I'll overlook the "their"/they're farkup. But just this once.
-Sincerely,
--Grammar Nazi
 
2013-12-02 02:12:00 PM
Now that's something that I can get behind.
 
2013-12-02 02:22:11 PM

Tis difficult right now to stay mellow
On news about Maria Bello.
In life's carnal traffic,
She's veered towards Sapphic-
So how will I sample that Jell-O?! :^(

 
2013-12-02 02:22:18 PM
I was not sure who she was (still not).
An image search proved disappointing, as she has sad, mournful tits. NSFW.
 
2013-12-02 02:28:47 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I was not sure who she was (still not).
An image search proved disappointing, as she has sad, mournful tits. NSFW.


Same.  The name sounded familiar, only after looking through her IMDB did I find anything, mainly vague parts that I still didn't place her with until I found she was the owner chick in Coyote Ugly.  That's the only one where I said "Oh yeah"
 
2013-12-02 02:44:53 PM

Mikey1969: Rwa2play: Mikey1969: "Three months later we were in his kitchen throwing steaks at each other's heads in anger."

Jesus, she sounds like a damned fun bisexual woman... Seriously, how does this happen? Apart from the fact that steak is too perfect of a food to throw across the room anyway?

Maybe the guy was a complete and total asshole?

The kitchen is FULL of better stuff to throw than a goddamned steak. The potential lethality of the thrown object should be determined by the asshole quotient. If he's being just kinda a dick, throw the salt shaker, if he's REALLY being a prick, throw the crock pot. If he's really, really, REALLY being a douchenozzle, then it's the Fry-Daddy after having half an hour to heat up.

Either way, there's no need to punish the steaks. Give 'em to me, if they get her worked up that much. I'll trade them for throwable items from my own kitchen.  :-)


My grandmother once threw a toaster at my grandfather. And this was one of those heavy 1960s metal toasters too.

/She really was an angry woman
 
2013-12-02 02:54:37 PM

NotoriousW.O.P: Mikey1969: Rwa2play: Mikey1969: "Three months later we were in his kitchen throwing steaks at each other's heads in anger."

Jesus, she sounds like a damned fun bisexual woman... Seriously, how does this happen? Apart from the fact that steak is too perfect of a food to throw across the room anyway?

Maybe the guy was a complete and total asshole?

The kitchen is FULL of better stuff to throw than a goddamned steak. The potential lethality of the thrown object should be determined by the asshole quotient. If he's being just kinda a dick, throw the salt shaker, if he's REALLY being a prick, throw the crock pot. If he's really, really, REALLY being a douchenozzle, then it's the Fry-Daddy after having half an hour to heat up.

Either way, there's no need to punish the steaks. Give 'em to me, if they get her worked up that much. I'll trade them for throwable items from my own kitchen.  :-)

My grandmother once threw a toaster at my grandfather. And this was one of those heavy 1960s metal toasters too.

/She really was an angry woman


See, that's legitimate stuff to throw around the kitchen...
 
2013-12-02 02:55:58 PM
Even with no nudity, Maria Bello getting it on with Aragorn on the stairs was pretty hot in A History of Violence.
 
2013-12-02 03:06:38 PM

Alfonse Gregory: That said, as with all people who come out, I just hope their happy.

Just because I agree with your statement, I'll overlook the "their"/they're farkup. But just this once.
-Sincerely,
--Grammar Nazi


Dammit.  I'm usually in  your ranks.  I'd blame my phone's autocomplete, but I did that at a desk, so...
 
2013-12-02 03:16:57 PM
For whatever reason I read that as Monica Bellucci
 
2013-12-02 03:17:18 PM
Herbie555:

That said, as with all people who come out, I just hope their happy.


Are attention whores ever really happy?
 
2013-12-02 03:33:31 PM
I liked her cop TV show from a few years ago (although I couldn't tell you the name off the top of my head without looking it up).... I watched the first 4-5 episodes, until the ratings were pretty much tanking, so, didn't want to get any more invested.
 
Ant
2013-12-02 03:40:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Just in time to watch men their age shallow douchebag PUAs who worship assholes like Tom Leykis date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.


FTFY
 
2013-12-02 03:53:09 PM
SHE'S HAWT
 
2013-12-02 04:12:14 PM
I think she played a lesbian on ER so I just always assumed she was anyway.

She was cute in Grown Ups.

I hear!  I hear!  I didn't see it!  Someone told me she was cute in it.

(and the sequel)
 
2013-12-02 04:31:56 PM

Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: Just in time to watch men their age shallow douchebag PUAs who worship assholes like Tom Leykis date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.

FTFY


What's shallow about dating 10 years younger? Maybe I don't want to hear some breeder's problems with someone else's kids? Or go out with someone who looks like she could be my mother?

What's the age range so you don't judge me to be shallow? (How you arrive at that conclusion with only one data point is ... not shallow at all.)
 
2013-12-02 04:41:45 PM

BigMevy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I was not sure who she was (still not).
An image search proved disappointing, as she has sad, mournful tits. NSFW.

Same.  The name sounded familiar, only after looking through her IMDB did I find anything, mainly vague parts that I still didn't place her with until I found she was the owner chick in Coyote Ugly.  That's the only one where I said "Oh yeah"


If you have not seen The Cooler, you should.
 
2013-12-02 04:42:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Or go out with someone who looks like she could be my mother?


If you're worried about dating someone your age who looks like she could be your mother you might have other issues
 
2013-12-02 04:46:46 PM
So, you like being with men, women or both?

img5.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-02 04:49:12 PM

Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: Just in time to watch men their age shallow douchebag PUAs who worship assholes like Tom Leykis date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.

FTFY



Or maybe they just don't want to stick their dick in crazy:


~~23 percent of women ages 40 to 59 take antidepressants

Link
 
2013-12-02 05:15:11 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Yeah, about 20 years too late, sweetie. Why are women more sexual when no one wants them anymore?


Wow. Either you stole that bird pic in your profile from me, or I used to work with you.
 
2013-12-02 05:22:51 PM

BigMevy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I was not sure who she was (still not).
An image search proved disappointing, as she has sad, mournful tits. NSFW.

Same.  The name sounded familiar, only after looking through her IMDB did I find anything, mainly vague parts that I still didn't place her with until I found she was the owner chick in Coyote Ugly.  That's the only one where I said "Oh yeah"


Well there's this...

borderline NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duB2E98d3oM
 
2013-12-02 05:26:51 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: Just in time to watch men their age shallow douchebag PUAs who worship assholes like Tom Leykis date women 10 years younger? Yeah.... that'll do wonders for the self-esteem.

FTFY

What's shallow about dating 10 years younger? Maybe I don't want to hear some breeder's problems with someone else's kids? Or go out with someone who looks like she could be my mother?

What's the age range so you don't judge me to be shallow? (How you arrive at that conclusion with only one data point is ... not shallow at all.)


I don't think you're shallow. I just think you're an asshole. And I have plenty of data points to support that assertion.
 
2013-12-02 05:28:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: For whatever reason I read that as Monica Bellucci


Whoa!!  Watch what you type there.  The mere thought of that might cause a few thousand heart attacks.
 
2013-12-02 05:32:53 PM

buntz: I think she played a lesbian on ER so I just always assumed she was anyway.


No, Jorja Fox's character in a few early episodes was a lesbian, and later Laura Innes' character went through the whole sexual identity crisis.  That was about the point where I stopped watching ER (not because of her, but because everyone had some big, personal crisis and it just got to be too much).
 
2013-12-02 05:40:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: For whatever reason I read that as Monica Bellucci


if the words in the headline could interact with he words you read... interesting how the mind wanders...
 
2013-12-02 05:43:10 PM

buckeyebrain: buntz: I think she played a lesbian on ER so I just always assumed she was anyway.

No, Jorja Fox's character in a few early episodes was a lesbian, and later Laura Innes' character went through the whole sexual identity crisis.  That was about the point where I stopped watching ER (not because of her, but because everyone had some big, personal crisis and it just got to be too much).


Sounds like "The Sopranos" but with operating room scr
 
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