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(Metro)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a fox's butt sticking out of the snow after it jumped three feet in the air while hunting a vole   (metro.co.uk) divider line 48
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2013-12-02 11:07:29 AM
Man, I really need to submit an article.  They're greening everything!
 
2013-12-02 11:54:50 AM
I am expecting some good meme's to come from that pic.
 
2013-12-02 11:55:26 AM
Ok, I snickered.
 
2013-12-02 11:56:06 AM

blatz514: Man, I really need to submit an article.  They're greening everything!


I might have to bother as well.
 
2013-12-02 11:56:33 AM
I can almost hear it.

Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding
Gering ding ding ding dingeringeding
Gering ding ding ding dingeringeding
 
2013-12-02 11:58:11 AM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force memeverse, as if millions of voices Photoshops suddenly cried birthed out in terror and were suddenly silenced unleashed. I fear something terrible has happened.
 
2013-12-02 11:58:16 AM
In before furries...
 
2013-12-02 11:59:52 AM
Quark would never be party to anything so cruel and inhumane...

static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-02 12:00:18 PM
Yes but what did it say?
 
2013-12-02 12:01:51 PM
I hate when that happens.
 
2013-12-02 12:02:23 PM
I think everyone in America seen a photo of a fox doing just that
 
2013-12-02 12:02:45 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a fox's butt sticking out of the snow after it jumped three feet in the air while hunting a vole.

Those dudes from Tennessee can be sneaky little critters.
 
2013-12-02 12:02:58 PM
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

/bwahahahaha!!!!  is that a timely reference or what
 
2013-12-02 12:03:12 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-02 12:07:24 PM
It's kinda fun to watch.
 
2013-12-02 12:16:28 PM

Begoggle: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

/bwahahahaha!!!!  is that a timely reference or what


jfivealive: Yes but what did it say?


rack.0.mshcdn.com
 
2013-12-02 12:17:16 PM
Is neat to see , remember it from W.K. days.
 
2013-12-02 12:21:19 PM
Apparently, the fox says "Mmmmmmmrrgglllllffff Mmmmmflllllpppppppffffff!"
 
2013-12-02 12:22:56 PM
Was it facing north?

Foxes facing north have a success rate in the 70% range which is incredible for a predator.
 
2013-12-02 12:24:15 PM

blatz514: Man, I really need to submit an article.  They're greening everything!


Apparently none of the modmins ever watch PBS's Nature.
 
2013-12-02 12:28:04 PM

LewDux: Begoggle: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

/bwahahahaha!!!!  is that a timely reference or what

jfivealive: Yes but what did it say?

[rack.0.mshcdn.com image 360x202]


I would imagine that it screamed like a woman being robbed at gunpoint.
 
2013-12-02 12:29:27 PM
The Rules of Vole-Diving

Treat every Vole as if it were loaded
Point your muzzle away from non-targets
Keep your fingers off the trigger
Be sure of your target, and whats beyond it


/meh, it was funnier in my head.
 
2013-12-02 12:30:43 PM
Saw a coyote do that once at Valles Caldera.

There was an anvil buried under the snow - hilarious!
 
2013-12-02 12:31:18 PM
I had no idea what a vole is until today. Thanks, subby!
 
2013-12-02 12:35:42 PM
The vole is beta testing the new version of FoxRepellent™ which works up to three feet away.

The applications for missile shield protection, even deep-space propulsion, are being marketed studied.

We could make it to Mars on a ship propelled by nothing more than a fox tail tied to the rear bumper.

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-02 12:37:21 PM
After the fox removes it's head from the snow with the vole, it's the best time to go for a head shot.  You can use the extra fur from the vole to augment the fox fur hat.  Sooo warm.
 
2013-12-02 12:41:36 PM
Red fox with butt sticking out.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-02 12:42:22 PM
Really, I'm the first?
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-02 12:43:00 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I can almost hear it.

Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding
Gering ding ding ding dingeringeding
Gering ding ding ding dingeringeding


You son of a biatch!

Begoggle: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

/bwahahahaha!!!!  is that a timely reference or what


You son of a biatch!

LewDux: Begoggle: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

/bwahahahaha!!!!  is that a timely reference or what

jfivealive: Yes but what did it say?

[rack.0.mshcdn.com image 360x202]


You son of a biatch!
 
2013-12-02 12:44:53 PM

BitwiseShift: The vole is beta testing the new version of FoxRepellent™ which works up to three feet away.

The applications for missile shield protection, even deep-space propulsion, are being marketed studied.

We could make it to Mars on a ship propelled by nothing more than a fox tail tied to the rear bumper.

[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 400x250]


selectstartgames.files.wordpress.com

 (almost a fox tail)
 
2013-12-02 12:45:53 PM
see also

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-02 12:57:44 PM
I'd like to buy a vole.
 
2013-12-02 12:59:20 PM
i42.tinypic.com

Failure of the first fox rocket pack.
 
2013-12-02 01:00:21 PM

jfivealive: Yes but what did it say?


Indeed...

www.theblaze.com

\Whatever it said..
\\it lied
 
2013-12-02 01:03:19 PM
info.sonicretro.org
 
2013-12-02 01:16:20 PM
Wellon Dowd

MUCH better.  Thank you.
 
2013-12-02 01:17:05 PM
Bad Photoshop/Lightroom with horrible artifacts. Someone clearly screwed up their exposure badly and they "rescued" it in software. It's a hard scene to meter, but not that hard: you need to expose +2/3 or +1 stop (ish) for the snow since the snow will meter 18% grey. That should help bring out the shadows on the fox. If you spot meter for the fox, it will likely blow out the snow, but you can possibly rescue it in software without the artifacts. In reality, bracketing was invented for this, though with action shots, it doesn't get you much.
 
2013-12-02 01:22:47 PM

jfivealive: Yes but what did it say?


I believe it says:

"Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding."
 
2013-12-02 01:31:33 PM
Everyone in this thread is doing well.

Well, except for me as I have no pictures of foxes with their butts sticking out of snow.  Hopefully the below will add to joviality.

cdn.randomfunnypicture.com
 
2013-12-02 01:46:53 PM

markfara: I had no idea what a vole is until today. Thanks, subby!


It's basically a lemming, but with fewer consonants.
 
2013-12-02 01:49:54 PM

K3rmy: Everyone in this thread is doing well.

Well, except for me as I have no pictures of foxes with their butts sticking out of snow.  Hopefully the below will add to joviality.

[cdn.randomfunnypicture.com image 495x354]


I'm stealing that image.
 
2013-12-02 02:12:20 PM

LewDux: Begoggle: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

/bwahahahaha!!!!  is that a timely reference or what

jfivealive: Yes but what did it say?

[rack.0.mshcdn.com image 360x202]


God, I love Ylvis. There's lots of their show up on YT now, with helpful subtitles, and they are hysterical. I love the two "mini-series" they did. One has them going to Kyrgystan to become pop stars there, where they write a song and make a video for it, and another where they go to Tanzania "Swahiliwood" to become movie stars, and actually get in a movie that features the most awkward walk on a beach ever.

If TV Norge was smart, they would take advantage of the huge number of new fans around the world and put "I Kveld Med Ylvis" out on Bluray or DVD with subtitles.

Those two brothers are funny, great singers, and hot as fark.
 
2013-12-02 02:41:18 PM
s23.postimg.org
 
2013-12-02 02:43:50 PM

markfara: I had no idea what a vole is until today. Thanks, subby!


I'm going to invite that fox to my house, because for some reason that's the ONLY rodent that gets inside. The cats do a pretty good job though, at least.
 
2013-12-02 02:55:16 PM
Vole vaulting?
 
2013-12-02 03:27:46 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-02 03:56:42 PM
CHAOS REIGNS!
 
2013-12-02 10:06:38 PM
And they are 25% more successful when they are facing North or South before they jump.
 
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