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(Huffington Post)   10 most annoying Christmas songs list fails spectacularly by omitting Paul McCartney's execrable "Simply... haaaving... a wonderful Christmastime." Oh, and you're welcome for the earworm   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 237
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2013-12-02 09:53:23 AM
hey, at least it's not starship's "we built this city!"
 
2013-12-02 10:07:08 AM
List fails without "All of them".
 
2013-12-02 10:07:56 AM
Checking for "Santa Baby", yep, there it is.  That song is a crime against humanity.
 
2013-12-02 10:09:45 AM
What's the one with U2 and Wham and all those other acts from the 80's? That would be the one I hate the most, for the annoying bass line alone.
 
2013-12-02 10:09:54 AM
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2013-12-02 10:10:10 AM
"I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaaaaas"
 
2013-12-02 10:11:14 AM
That's okay, subby... this one washes it right out.

you're welcome.
 
2013-12-02 10:12:01 AM
Oh and list fails without "Baby it's cold outside". Nothing celebrates the season of peace and love like date rape. "Say, what's in this drink?"
 
2013-12-02 10:12:04 AM
Whoever wrote Christmas Shoes should be flogged.
 
2013-12-02 10:12:24 AM
Not annoying Christmas songs:
Vince Guaraldi Trio's A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Annoying Christmas songs:
Anything not covered in the list above.
 
2013-12-02 10:12:52 AM
They should have shot more Beatles.
 
2013-12-02 10:13:15 AM

H31N0US: What's the one with U2 and Wham and all those other acts from the 80's? That would be the one I hate the most, for the annoying bass line alone.


That would be Band Aid's Do They Know?
 
2013-12-02 10:13:23 AM
...forgot...
"This Christmas I gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away"
BARF!
\"This Christmas I gave you a fart. the very next day you blew it away..."
 
2013-12-02 10:13:25 AM

jchic: Checking for "Santa Baby", yep, there it is.  That song is a crime against humanity.


done in 3
 
2013-12-02 10:14:17 AM
Now, that absolute worst? That would have to be any rendition of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", but with special mention to the icepick-to-the-eardrums version by Michael Jackson.
 
2013-12-02 10:14:44 AM
Every year I post a link to a good xmas song in these threads. I don't get wild acclaim, but usually, at least one person loves it, and that makes me happy. Morten Lauridsen's setting of O Magnum Mysterium:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwtPP5nFEmg
 
2013-12-02 10:15:14 AM

Mugato: List fails without "All of them".


Yeah I think they all exist on the same plane of suck.
 
2013-12-02 10:15:33 AM

Stavr0: Not annoying Christmas songs:
Vince Guaraldi Trio's A Charlie Brown Christmas.


This. That's a great album.
 
2013-12-02 10:15:43 AM
I'll go with the ones most often parodied in Christmas shopping commericals. And especially the "Carol of the Bells," which in my experience seems to be the favorite of the offending TV commercial makers.
 
2013-12-02 10:16:20 AM
Any list of worst Christmas songs ever that does not include Denny Brownlee a/k/a Seymour Swine's butchery of "Blue Christmas" is utterly worthless.

AH'LL HAVE UH
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-BLUE
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-CHRISTMAS
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-WITHOUT YOU

AH'LL BE SO
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-BLUE
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-THINKIN'
A-BE-A-BE-ABOUT YOU

Every time someone plays this, I hope and pray that the rotting carcass of Mel Blanc comes back to life and hunts down Mr. Brownlee with a shotgun.
 
2013-12-02 10:16:52 AM
Cure for the bad Christmas Song earworm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-11QUYJEXQ&feature=youtu.be">http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-11QUYJEXQ&feature=youtu.be
 
2013-12-02 10:17:00 AM
One Christmas, a commercial was stuck in my head, for days.

"Merry Christmas, from Payless.  Merry Christmas, from Payless.  Merry Chrisssssstmas."
 
2013-12-02 10:18:04 AM
Damnit subby!!!  I hope you get explosive diarrhea in a public area!!!! I hate that song!

The only decent Christmas song is "Christmas Time In Hollis"
 
2013-12-02 10:18:57 AM
CSB:

I worked at a grocery store and one xmas they had Celine Dion singing Feliz Navidad. No way in hell a French Canadian with a below average grasp of English should try singing Spanish. It was the worst song ever.
 
2013-12-02 10:19:16 AM
"Fairytale of New York" is the only Christmas song I voluntarily listen to, and submitter should have three French hens shoved up his butt for mentioning that other song.
 
2013-12-02 10:20:02 AM

Talondel: Cure for the bad Christmas Song earworm:


"Hark! Harold the Angel sings!"

Put that one right up there with "The 12 Days of Christmas" by Bob and Doug MacKenzie.
 
2013-12-02 10:20:06 AM

LonMead: Now, that absolute worst? That would have to be any rendition of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", but with special mention to the icepick-to-the-eardrums version by Michael Jackson.

Don't forget Bruce Springsteen's.

 
2013-12-02 10:23:46 AM

the8re: H31N0US: What's the one with U2 and Wham and all those other acts from the 80's? That would be the one I hate the most, for the annoying bass line alone.

That would be Band Aid's Do They Know?


Just about the most ignorant and offensive song ever.  It's one of my favorites.

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well, tonight, thank God, it's them
Instead of you


And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
 
2013-12-02 10:24:23 AM

Feslmogh: "I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaaaaas"


Truly one of the most obnoxious songs ever- and not just at Christmas.

 
2013-12-02 10:24:55 AM
So here is one I can live with.

Secret Agent X23:  And especially the "Carol of the Bells," which in my experience seems to be the favorite of the offending TV commercial makers.

This one does it justice.
 
2013-12-02 10:25:29 AM

Stavr0: Not annoying Christmas songs:
Vince Guaraldi Trio's A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Annoying Christmas songs:
Anything not covered in the list above.


Your first list fails for the omission of "Fairytale of New York"

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" is not simply the worst Christmas song of all time. It is the worst, most vapid, awful, insulting piece of excrement in this history of music.
 
2013-12-02 10:25:56 AM

eagles95: No way in hell a French Canadian with a below average grasp of English should try singing Spanish. It was the worst song ever.


Just a little helpful editing suggestion.
 
2013-12-02 10:26:43 AM

jchic: Checking for "Santa Baby", yep, there it is.  That song is a crime against humanity.


Alison Brie singing Santa Baby your argument is invalid
 
2013-12-02 10:26:44 AM

LonMead: Now, that absolute worst? That would have to be any rendition of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", but with special mention to the icepick-to-the-eardrums version by Michael Jackson.


Springsteen's version is even worse.


Mugato: List fails without "All of them".


Trans-Siberian Orchestra is tolerable for a few weeks a year. I'm okay with the occasional Mannheim Steamroller tune, too.
 
2013-12-02 10:27:05 AM
I like the one with Barenaked Ladies and Sara MacLaughlin

I don't like the one with the whiny lady talking about how she is skipping Christmas this year until she runs out for gravy or something and sees another lonely guy shopping for gravy.

I like the old Ronettes ones....They did good on Sleigh Ride
 
2013-12-02 10:27:21 AM
Whoever does that higher tempo frantic version of jingle bells should suck my dick for their last meal and then be decapitated.

I also hate when radio stations bust out electric guitar versions of these songs. Most of those suck too.
 
2013-12-02 10:27:33 AM
List fails without "All of them".

Came here to say this.
 
2013-12-02 10:27:36 AM
The Little Drummer boy is an awesome song. This list is 10 kinds of fail...or at least 7 kinds, anyway
 
2013-12-02 10:28:08 AM
FTFA: Santa Baby
Worth it for
www.9to5gifs.com

Also, my favorite Xmas song:   "Where the Fark Are My Presents?" by Kay Hanley
earbuds.popdose.com
 
2013-12-02 10:30:15 AM
I hate Christmas. I hate every last thing about it. From the bs of the fable of the manger right down to the push and shove nonsense of shopping and the overwhelming message of greed, frosted with a fake layer of "Good will to all men". Bullsh*t....

My ideal "Christmas" which I've yet to achieve. Wake up Christmas morning. Stroll down to the beach. Go for a swim. Go back to the dining area at the resort and have breakfast, go back to the beach. That's my day. Lie in the sun, relax, repeat for a week or so. F*ck Christmas. You can keep it. After 47 years, I've had enough.
 
2013-12-02 10:30:39 AM
Everything about TSO = Tied for first
 
2013-12-02 10:30:55 AM

Tax Boy: jchic: Checking for "Santa Baby", yep, there it is.  That song is a crime against humanity.

Alison Brie singing Santa Baby your argument is invalid


Boopy doopy doop boop sex
 
2013-12-02 10:31:54 AM

indarwinsshadow: I hate Christmas. I hate every last thing about it. From the bs of the fable of the manger right down to the push and shove nonsense of shopping and the overwhelming message of greed, frosted with a fake layer of "Good will to all men". Bullsh*t....

My ideal "Christmas" which I've yet to achieve. Wake up Christmas morning. Stroll down to the beach. Go for a swim. Go back to the dining area at the resort and have breakfast, go back to the beach. That's my day. Lie in the sun, relax, repeat for a week or so. F*ck Christmas. You can keep it. After 47 years, I've had enough.


Dad?
 
2013-12-02 10:32:40 AM

Madbassist1: The Little Drummer boy is an awesome song. This list is 10 kinds of fail...or at least 7 kinds, anyway


The Pentatonix version is fan-farking-tastic.
 
2013-12-02 10:33:12 AM
The wife's family (Danes/Brits/South Africans) love Christmas, and they rock a Christmas mix they made god knows how long ago 24-7 starting December 1st

I hated this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Z6sNCMvhc  - but now that I have seen the video I think I have to tolerate it

/when the snowman pees its snow...when the snowman pees its snowwwwww
//I think that is what they are saying
///it would make sense
 
2013-12-02 10:33:38 AM
Curse you Subby! CURSE YOU!!!

Maybe not as annoying but certainly terrible:
Bobby Vinton - Santa Must Be Polish
 
2013-12-02 10:35:32 AM
Other than the 12 days of xmas, those are all pretty enjoyable songs. The author must be a grumpy old scrooge.
 
2013-12-02 10:36:02 AM

indarwinsshadow: I hate Christmas. I hate every last thing about it. From the bs of the fable of the manger right down to the push and shove nonsense of shopping and the overwhelming message of greed, frosted with a fake layer of "Good will to all men". Bullsh*t....

My ideal "Christmas" which I've yet to achieve. Wake up Christmas morning. Stroll down to the beach. Go for a swim. Go back to the dining area at the resort and have breakfast, go back to the beach. That's my day. Lie in the sun, relax, repeat for a week or so. F*ck Christmas. You can keep it. After 47 years, I've had enough.


Well, some of us try to spend time with our families and just enjoy ourselves.
 
2013-12-02 10:37:07 AM

Feslmogh: "I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaaaaas"


Its enough to make one believe in capital punishment.
 
2013-12-02 10:38:14 AM
Dominic the Donkey

/hee haw
 
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