AverageAmericanGuy: if you buy all 364 items repeated throughout the carol, you'll pay $114,651 -- 6.9 percent more than last year.But remember, kids, inflation is only hovering around 1%. The reason you feel like everything is getting more expensive is because rich people are making more money than you, and that's not fair.
EyeballKid: More importantly, there somehow continues to be a black market that sells lords, maids, and ladies into slavery, despite being found and questioned by journalists every late November-early December.
TV's Vinnie: Are there actually places where you can hire "8 Maids a Milking"?
AverageAmericanGuy: TV's Vinnie: Are there actually places where you can hire "8 Maids a Milking"?Craigslist and Adultfriendfinder come to mind.
fruitloop: But I have a 20% off coupon from Bed Bath and Beyond.
ElwoodCuse: Fark this article, Fark March Madness productivity loss, and Fark "college freshman have never seen a floppy disk"
TV's Vinnie: My Calling Birds this year are defective. They don't so much call as they do squawk and sh*t all over the place.
Psycat: I'll bet the dork who writes this article every year gets together every once in a while with the dork from Punxatawny with the top hat who talks to groundhogs, they head off to a Motel 6 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and have a threesome with an Amway salesman while smoking banana skins and listening to old David Cassidy 8-tracks.
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