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(LA Times)   Typical interview for new recruits at LA County Sheriff's office: "So it says here you were fired from your last cop job?" "Yes, I kissed and groped a 14-year-old girl but I was in love, I wasn't being a bad guy." You're Hired   (graphics.latimes.com) divider line 98
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2013-12-02 10:24:35 AM
The guy got fired for that instead of being put on paid suspension for 3 months? Was the 14 year old girl the chief's daughter or something?
 
2013-12-02 10:39:18 AM
I wonder if he can play a piano.
 
2013-12-02 10:39:25 AM
As someone who generally defends the police?

fark the LAPD and LASO

These people are tied with the NYPD and Maricopa County for why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-12-02 10:42:21 AM

Evil Mackerel: I wonder if he can play a piano.


Or makes movies?
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-12-02 10:43:09 AM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-12-02 10:43:24 AM
No signing bonus? Get the union rep!
 
2013-12-02 10:43:52 AM

serial_crusher: The guy got fired for that instead of being put on paid suspension for 3 months? Was the 14 year old girl the chief's daughter or something?


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Done in one.
 
2013-12-02 10:43:55 AM
few bad apples really. the barrel remains unsullied.
 
2013-12-02 10:45:55 AM
It's like the catholic church, but with guns and permission to kill civilians.
 
2013-12-02 10:46:19 AM
Liars, Molesters, Bullies, drug addicts, thieves, degenerates, con artists...sounds about right.
 
2013-12-02 10:48:17 AM
hardinparamedic [TotalFark]


As someone who generally defends the police?

fark the LAPD and LASO
Keep pretending it's only a few problem areas. IIRC it was the AJC that did a report not long ago that several cops would be denied carry licenses due to their records, but were still hired.
 
2013-12-02 10:48:38 AM

Dirtybird971: Liars, Molesters, Bullies, drug addicts, thieves, degenerates, con artists...sounds about right.


Moderator! Moderator!  We got  someone talking about congress in the main page..
 
2013-12-02 10:48:58 AM
So we're supposed to be surprised? Shocked?

Nah.

Disgusted I am.
 
2013-12-02 10:50:34 AM

serial_crusher: The guy got fired for that instead of being put on paid suspension for 3 months? Was the 14 year old girl the chief's daughter or something?


No, he didn't get fired for that. He got fired for mistreating inmates.
 
2013-12-02 10:51:02 AM

Dirtybird971: Liars, Molesters, Bullies, drug addicts, thieves, degenerates, con artists...sounds about right.


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2013-12-02 10:52:38 AM
La County? Nope, not surprised.

www.littlechocolatedonuts.com
 
2013-12-02 10:54:11 AM
Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.
 
2013-12-02 10:56:42 AM
Where is Joe Friday when we need him?
lawhaha.com
 
2013-12-02 10:57:52 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.


I was once in love with a 14 year-old girl, I was 15 at the time.
 
2013-12-02 10:59:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.


Check back with us when it's a 53-year old man and your 14-year old daughter.

Seriously, dude. Don't be disgusting. Just don't.
 
2013-12-02 10:59:30 AM

OnlyM3: IIRC it was the AJC that did a report not long ago that several cops would be denied carry licenses due to their records, but were still hired.


Jesus Christ. I'm agreeing with you.

I think it just dropped to freezing in hell.

Memphis had a program where they would hire Ex-Felons to train as Cops, and would get their records exponged for service as long as it was not a sex or drug crime.
 
2013-12-02 11:01:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.


Why is a cop surrounded by 14 yo girls?
 
2013-12-02 11:01:18 AM
What the article doesn't make clear (or that someone might miss in a rush to get to the salacious details) is that they're talking about officers that were working for the LA County Office of Public Safety as police officers at the time that it was absorbed by the LA County Sheriff's Department.
 
2013-12-02 11:01:57 AM
I surprised this wasn't a teacher.
 
2013-12-02 11:02:12 AM

Fissile: Dirtybird971: Liars, Molesters, Bullies, drug addicts, thieves, degenerates, con artists...sounds about right.

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or

theactionelite.com
/hot
// movies have nothing to do with each other, but they're both very good
 
2013-12-02 11:02:44 AM
Changes required to the Constitution:

Any person convicted of any crime, or who has performed any serious misconduct, shall be forbidden from gaining any form of employment in the United States and any of its territories. A fine of no less than $30,000,000 shall be levied and the right to possess any money and food shall be forever revoked.
 
2013-12-02 11:03:45 AM
Feeling warm and fuzzy
 
2013-12-02 11:04:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.


Well, I see we found Warren Jeff's Screen Name.

There is a simple formula for this:

Are you 18 or under, and is she 15 or older? Good to go.
Are you 18 or older, and is she 18 or older? Good to go.
Are you older than 18, and is she younger than 17? Don't touch her, you sick fark.
 
2013-12-02 11:04:32 AM
Oh thanks subby, I've been trying to give the correct answer to that question for the past year, maybe I'll get hired this time!

/previous answers about how great her tits were didn't seem to impress them


Also, it continues to amuse me when the public is surprised that the main 2 criteria to become a cop
a) can you bring the smack down?
b) will you bring the smack down when ordered to do so?

are given more weight than pesky past morality. But don't let that stop you from saying someone convicted of a non violent crime 20 years ago should be able to buy a gun, because that would be blasphemy!
 
2013-12-02 11:06:44 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.


lol
 
2013-12-02 11:06:48 AM

hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.

Well, I see we found Warren Jeff's Screen Name.

There is a simple formula for this:

Are you 18 or under, and is she 15 or older? Good to go.
Are you 18 or older, and is she 18 or older? Good to go.
Are you older than 18, and is she younger than 17? Don't touch her, you sick fark.


19-year-olds farking 17-year-olds-straight to execution, right Vincenzo?
 
2013-12-02 11:07:00 AM

hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes 14 year old girls are surprisingly mature and I can see how a guy surrounded by them all day long might find himself drawn to one. I know it sounds crazy, but if that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko.

Well, I see we found Warren Jeff's Screen Name.

There is a simple formula for this:

Are you 18 or under, and is she 15 or older? Good to go.
Are you 18 or older, and is she 18 or older? Good to go.
Are you older than 18, and is she younger than 17? Don't touch her, you sick fark.


I take it you don't like the juicy fruit.
 
2013-12-02 11:07:26 AM

theBigBigEye: Changes required to the Constitution:

Any person convicted of any crime, or who has performed any serious misconduct, shall be forbidden from gaining any form of employment in the United States and any of its territories. A fine of no less than $30,000,000 shall be levied and the right to possess any money and food shall be forever revoked.


www.bozeman-magpie.com

If you are convicted of a felony, especially a sex crime, or are fired from a Government position because of this, you should not have carte blanch employment in the United States in fields which typically require intimate trust and respect to perform your job, Would you want this guy working alone with your 14 year old daughter?

Working in fields which require intimate trust to accomplish your objectives, such as policing or healthcare, is not a right. It's a privilege that you lost when you decided to fark a 14 year old.
 
2013-12-02 11:07:36 AM
I used to bulls-eye fourteen year olds in my playhouse back home.

/was also fourteen.
/I'll stand, thx.
 
2013-12-02 11:08:11 AM
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-02 11:09:46 AM
See?  Honesty really is the best policy!
 
2013-12-02 11:10:07 AM

walktoanarcade: 19-year-olds farking 17-year-olds-straight to execution, right Vincenzo?


Men and women have absolutely no self control at all, and no personal responsibility for their actions. This is what you're telling me here?

Your situation is the reason we have Romeo and Juliet laws. If you're over 21, and you find yourself lusting after someone 17 or younger, just don't.

The point, which you missed, was that it is morally and ethically different when you're talking about two teens with a two or three year age difference, and someone who is barely a teenager and a guy who is 40 years older than her.

Stop trying to conflate the two and pretend it's because you're interested in social justice for the former, while the later is being treated unfairly.
 
2013-12-02 11:10:07 AM

Krieghund: What the article doesn't make clear (or that someone might miss in a rush to get to the salacious details) is that they're talking about officers that were working for the LA County Office of Public Safety as police officers at the time that it was absorbed by the LA County Sheriff's Department.




NCIS has the same problem of explaining who they are and why they are law enforcement. Nice acronym LACOPS. Bet the badges and patches will sell like hotcakes.
 
2013-12-02 11:10:58 AM
... in love with DAT ASS!


/pedo high-five!
 
2013-12-02 11:12:38 AM
Typical LAPD bullsh*t
 
2013-12-02 11:14:25 AM
We live in a country that cares more about who you know rather than what you know.  Honesty, dignity, work ethic, duty, intelligence and honor get in the way of power,  greed and cronyism.  Police have that in spades, the power trip and cronyism anyway.  As does much of the legal, corporate and city employment circles.  So it's not all that surprising they give scumbags jobs and pass over plenty of other better, safer, less rapey candidates.  Such systems never end well, except for the few taking advantage.
 
2013-12-02 11:15:52 AM

hardinparamedic: theBigBigEye: Changes required to the Constitution:

Any person convicted of any crime, or who has performed any serious misconduct, shall be forbidden from gaining any form of employment in the United States and any of its territories. A fine of no less than $30,000,000 shall be levied and the right to possess any money and food shall be forever revoked.

[www.bozeman-magpie.com image 247x400]

If you are convicted of a felony, especially a sex crime, or are fired from a Government position because of this, you should not have carte blanch employment in the United States in fields which typically require intimate trust and respect to perform your job, Would you want this guy working alone with your 14 year old daughter?

Working in fields which require intimate trust to accomplish your objectives, such as policing or healthcare, is not a right. It's a privilege that you lost when you decided to fark a 14 year old.


Whoa, whoa WHOA, you totally went the opposite direction there, cowboy!

It's not enough that we can scorn and hate people who have any record. To me, I usually advocate for spiteful, horrendous CRUELTY as punishment.
 
2013-12-02 11:18:27 AM

hardinparamedic: walktoanarcade: 19-year-olds farking 17-year-olds-straight to execution, right Vincenzo?

Men and women have absolutely no self control at all, and no personal responsibility for their actions. This is what you're telling me here?

Your situation is the reason we have Romeo and Juliet laws. If you're over 21, and you find yourself lusting after someone 17 or younger, just don't.

The point, which you missed, was that it is morally and ethically different when you're talking about two teens with a two or three year age difference, and someone who is barely a teenager and a guy who is 40 years older than her.

Stop trying to conflate the two and pretend it's because you're interested in social justice for the former, while the later is being treated unfairly.


I didn't miss anything, my joke was loaded and fairly obvious. Not obvious enough.

Of farking course guys 21 and over should stay away from females under 18, it's illegal.  However, don't tell me that there are not many 17-year-olds who are anything but stereotypical examples of their age set. In fact, do you have any idea how many 20-year-olds are farking 16-year-olds?    Am I saying it's "all right"? No I'm not, but I am not deluded into thinking that it's all immoral and an outrage.
 
2013-12-02 11:20:40 AM

walktoanarcade: I didn't miss anything, my joke was loaded and fairly obvious. Not obvious enough.

Of farking course guys 21 and over should stay away from females under 18, it's illegal.  However, don't tell me that there are not many 17-year-olds who are anything but stereotypical examples of their age set. In fact, do you have any idea how many 20-year-olds are farking 16-year-olds?    Am I saying it's "all right"? No I'm not, but I am not deluded into thinking that it's all immoral and an outrage.


Sorry for going off with both barrels and not seeing the sarcasm involved. I blame Poe's law for this. There are plenty of people who will white knight sexual predators on fark because, once upon a time, some girl lied about being sexually assaulted, therefor all girls lie for reasons.
 
2013-12-02 11:21:51 AM
In another case, Linda Bonner was given a job after revealing that she used her department-issued weapon to shoot at her husband as he ran away from her during an argument. He wasn't hit; he was lucky he was running in a zigzag pattern, she told investigators, because if not the end result "would have been a whole lot different."


Everyone know the value of a good serpentine.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-02 11:26:50 AM

hardinparamedic: walktoanarcade: I didn't miss anything, my joke was loaded and fairly obvious. Not obvious enough.

Of farking course guys 21 and over should stay away from females under 18, it's illegal.  However, don't tell me that there are not many 17-year-olds who are anything but stereotypical examples of their age set. In fact, do you have any idea how many 20-year-olds are farking 16-year-olds?    Am I saying it's "all right"? No I'm not, but I am not deluded into thinking that it's all immoral and an outrage.

Sorry for going off with both barrels and not seeing the sarcasm involved. I blame Poe's law for this. There are plenty of people who will white knight sexual predators on fark because, once upon a time, some girl lied about being sexually assaulted, therefor all girls lie for reasons.


It's ok, I didn't take offense.
 
2013-12-02 11:27:23 AM

hardinparamedic: As someone who generally defends the police?

fark the LAPD and LASO

These people are tied with the NYPD and Maricopa County for why we can't have nice things.


Miami Dade PD  are pretty high up on the list, from what i read about on the internets. Hell, they even let their Media Relations spokeswoman go around and harass and arrest members of the media.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/11/photographer_carlos_m il ler_win.php
 
2013-12-02 11:28:13 AM
img.fark.net
We're In Love.
 
2013-12-02 11:29:20 AM

walktoanarcade: hardinparamedic: walktoanarcade: 19-year-olds farking 17-year-olds-straight to execution, right Vincenzo?

Men and women have absolutely no self control at all, and no personal responsibility for their actions. This is what you're telling me here?

Your situation is the reason we have Romeo and Juliet laws. If you're over 21, and you find yourself lusting after someone 17 or younger, just don't.

The point, which you missed, was that it is morally and ethically different when you're talking about two teens with a two or three year age difference, and someone who is barely a teenager and a guy who is 40 years older than her.

Stop trying to conflate the two and pretend it's because you're interested in social justice for the former, while the later is being treated unfairly.

I didn't miss anything, my joke was loaded and fairly obvious. Not obvious enough.

Of farking course guys 21 and over should stay away from females under 18, it's illegal.  However, don't tell me that there are not many 17-year-olds who are anything but stereotypical examples of their age set. In fact, do you have any idea how many 20-year-olds are farking 16-year-olds?    Am I saying it's "all right"? No I'm not, but I am not deluded into thinking that it's all immoral and an outrage.


In many states, the age of informed consent is 16, for better or worse.
 
2013-12-02 11:29:52 AM
Ok, so I understand outrage at the guy that molested some teenager, but the guy who solicited a fake prostitute?  Really?
 
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