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(Daily Mail)   Transsexual man enters Deal Or No Deal to fund surgery ahead of his sex swap, or in this case Dick or no Dick   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Deal or No Deal, Hinoi Tonkin, gender reassignment, East Wing, gender identity disorder, Noel Edmonds  
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9595 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Dec 2013 at 9:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-02 10:38:52 AM  
4 votes:

Sees what you did there... and over there, too.
2013-12-02 04:27:30 PM  
2 votes:
Penis too sharp, would not hit.
2013-12-02 02:16:23 PM  
2 votes:
Funny, when I hate people it's because of the bad things they've done to others. Awful lot of hate in this thread for people who aren't doing anything to you but existing.

Bigotry. Yup, you're no better than your grandfathers with the 'colored' folk. And like Gramps, you're fighting a world that's changing and leaving you in the dust.

Oh, I also know a few trans sex workers. You see the ones in this thread spewing venom? They're the same ones asking the 'transformer' to top them five minutes in. Or begging to suck her cock.

About 90% of the guys I Domme myself who want to be turned into cocksuckers are conservative Christians. That's the whole reason they're coming to me, it's not 'gay' if a pretty woman forces them to suck a cock. And they love trans because it's not 'gay' if they're sucking a woman's dick. But once they're not hard/aroused anymore most of them engage in deep shame and self loathing.

So when I see threads like this, I try to suss out which of you are fantasizing about being the Belle of the Gloryhole. And how many of the same are rock farking hard after reading this. If you made it through. I mean prolly halfway through they had to go to their 'transformer porn' stash.

/not even kidding
2013-12-02 09:54:14 AM  
2 votes:
British Hot?
2013-12-02 11:43:30 PM  
1 vote:

Shedim: As for the comment about "pregnant dude," you may find this Venn diagram useful:

Shouldn't it be more like this?
2013-12-02 11:45:54 AM  
1 vote:
Nobody likes a busted-up transformer...
2013-12-02 10:12:54 AM  
1 vote:
I can't understand what it must be like to hate your junk so much, that you want it removed or (surgically) covered up with another organ (not really sure it can be called that but whatever). If I felt that way about my arms and legs, would people think I was crazy? I also can't imagine that the end result is more satisfying or functions better than the original.

/not hatin
2013-12-02 09:42:12 AM  
1 vote:
Who cares?  It's a game show, if we gave a single shiat about the backstories of the people playing the game we'd be watching extended-format shiat like Big Brother instead.

Want whatever you want, use your potential winnings on whatever you want.  The audience is just going to be mocking your poor ability at the game either way, unlikely they even listen to your no doubt beautifully written fanfiction backstory or whatever.
2013-12-02 09:41:38 AM  
1 vote:
Well, he makes a really ugly woman.
2013-12-02 09:39:58 AM  
1 vote:
It's transsexual woman, subby. The guy in the article is a trans woman. Show him some respect.
2013-12-02 09:35:15 AM  
1 vote:
Those are some hideous arms. And her posture is all kinds of farked up.

I'm not going to knock this person for wanting to change sexes. But if you've got the square face going on, try for Olivia Wilde, not Quasimodo.
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