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(Daily Mail)   Transsexual man enters Deal Or No Deal to fund surgery ahead of his sex swap, or in this case Dick or no Dick   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2013-12-02 09:35:15 AM  
Those are some hideous arms. And her posture is all kinds of farked up.

I'm not going to knock this person for wanting to change sexes. But if you've got the square face going on, try for Olivia Wilde, not Quasimodo.
 
2013-12-02 09:39:58 AM  
It's transsexual woman, subby. The guy in the article is a trans woman. Show him some respect.
 
2013-12-02 09:41:38 AM  
Well, he makes a really ugly woman.
 
2013-12-02 09:42:12 AM  
Who cares?  It's a game show, if we gave a single shiat about the backstories of the people playing the game we'd be watching extended-format shiat like Big Brother instead.

Want whatever you want, use your potential winnings on whatever you want.  The audience is just going to be mocking your poor ability at the game either way, unlikely they even listen to your no doubt beautifully written fanfiction backstory or whatever.
 
2013-12-02 09:42:36 AM  
Whoa that's one ugly tranny. hahaha hehehe hehee


what?
 
2013-12-02 09:45:43 AM  
Is it really too much to expect subby to get gender descriptors right when they are right there in the first paragraph of TFA?

/yeah, I know
//sigh
 
2013-12-02 09:51:32 AM  
Subby's right, though. It's a man transitioning to "become a woman."
 
2013-12-02 09:54:14 AM  
British Hot?
 
2013-12-02 09:57:39 AM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-12-02 10:01:08 AM  
Ok... I laughed at the headline
 
2013-12-02 10:03:06 AM  
I think she should spend less time thinking about how to remove her no-longer-wanted penis and more time learning how to crack a smile.  Jeez, what an angry looking person....
 
2013-12-02 10:03:07 AM  

Rincewind53: I tried the Winston Churchill kind of witty insult repartee. Sadly, it requires someone with a wit at the other end for it to actually work.


Have you tried taking him out onto the street and executing him in front of his family and neighbor?
 
2013-12-02 10:04:08 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Who cares?  It's a game show, if we gave a single shiat about the backstories of the people playing the game we'd be watching extended-format shiat like Big Brother instead.


As I understand it, if you want to play Wheel Of Fortune it helps to have an interesting one sentence blurb. I don't know if transgender would fly there, but you could try.
 
2013-12-02 10:05:17 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Rincewind53: I tried the Winston Churchill kind of witty insult repartee. Sadly, it requires someone with a wit at the other end for it to actually work.

Have you tried taking him out onto the street and executing him in front of his family and neighbor?


See, that tactic doesn't actually send any message about the person being executed, just the person who does the executing. Similarly,  duffblue's insult actually makes you want to support the rights of transgender people even more, and support him even less.
 
2013-12-02 10:09:36 AM  
oh HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....


no seriously, subby is a dick.
 
2013-12-02 10:12:54 AM  
I can't understand what it must be like to hate your junk so much, that you want it removed or (surgically) covered up with another organ (not really sure it can be called that but whatever). If I felt that way about my arms and legs, would people think I was crazy? I also can't imagine that the end result is more satisfying or functions better than the original.

/not hatin
 
2013-12-02 10:14:04 AM  
Man, nothing gets the Fark hate machine going faster than an article about transgender people.
 
2013-12-02 10:18:24 AM  

Rincewind53: Man, nothing gets the Fark hate machine going faster than an article about transgender people.


I would suspect a lot of people are confused by the very idea of transgender people.

and as well all know a lot of people when confronted by something they don't understand, react with anger.
 
2013-12-02 10:25:13 AM  

Rincewind53: Man, nothing gets the Fark hate machine going faster than an article about transgender people.


I hear ya. She's actually pretty cute. Sure, the posture could use improvement but her knees are nicely rounded. Kudos for dropping all that weight, not that I can even begin to relate to the "stone" thing. Though on that subject, I'd prefer she keep her stones. Personal preference is all.
 
2013-12-02 10:29:37 AM  

Richard C Stanford: Well, he makes a really ugly woman.


Yeah I don't think any game show could ever possibly pay out enough. Only to make that person passable as a woman.

/ what do I care what a contestant spends the prize money on though? I'd probably just take my winnings to Vegas (I guess they film a lot of game shows there, to make the gambling legal, so maybe it'd be a short trip?) and blow it all at a blackjack table.
 
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2013-12-02 10:34:00 AM  

abfalter: I think she should spend less time thinking about how to remove her no-longer-wanted penis and more time learning how to crack a smile.  Jeez, what an angry looking person....


I agree, very much. I was fully expecting the usual and requisite "long face" refs. I am disappoint.
 
2013-12-02 10:36:21 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And her posture is all kinds of farked up.

Cletus C.: Sure, the posture could use improvement


24.media.tumblr.com
It's actually pretty standard for modeling, lately. Yes, it's farked up, but it's not unique to her.
 
2013-12-02 10:37:28 AM  

abfalter: I think she should spend less time thinking about how to remove her no-longer-wanted penis and more time learning how to crack a smile.  Jeez, what an angry looking person....


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
It's a thing with those types.
 
2013-12-02 10:37:46 AM  

Strik3r: I can't understand what it must be like to hate your junk so much, that you want it removed or (surgically) covered up with another organ (not really sure it can be called that but whatever). If I felt that way about my arms and legs, would people think I was crazy? I also can't imagine that the end result is more satisfying or functions better than the original.

/not hatin


Me, neither.  And I know someone IRL who has gone through the surgery.  At college age.  I just hope that she doesn't regret it later in life.  That is more irreversible than getting a tattoo.
 
2013-12-02 10:38:52 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Sees what you did there... and over there, too.
 
2013-12-02 10:39:13 AM  
If she's hot, does it really matter?
 
2013-12-02 10:41:12 AM  

JerkStore: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Sees what you did there... and over there, too.


That doesn't look like a picture of a wax mannequin at all.
 
2013-12-02 10:47:45 AM  

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: And her posture is all kinds of farked up.
Cletus C.: Sure, the posture could use improvement

[24.media.tumblr.com image 625x877]
It's actually pretty standard for modeling, lately. Yes, it's farked up, but it's not unique to her.


It's hard to tell in that picture of Sofia, but Quasi's got her head way forward of her body. It's really quite simian.
 
2013-12-02 10:59:57 AM  
I never understood the "I feel like a female, so I have to wear miniskirts and makeup"

I am a female and do neither of these on a regular basis. I don't even know what feeling like a female means honestly I'm androgynous.

I am married to a man and have kids. I feel more like him then I do my feminine friends.

Never thought to get the bits changed, it would not change how my head feels.
 
2013-12-02 11:04:23 AM  
Was this trans person expecting the article to only feature head shots?
 
2013-12-02 11:19:31 AM  

Theaetetus: It's actually pretty standard for modeling, lately. Yes, it's farked up, but it's not unique to her.


That posture makes her look like she's standing in line for the ladies' room, squirming, trying not to pee herself.
 
2013-12-02 11:41:28 AM  
0.o
 
2013-12-02 11:45:21 AM  
Don't care what anybody wants to do for themselves. If you think mutilating yourself is going to make you happier, go for it (it won't). I will however applaud this guy for at least trying to earn the money himself rather than attention-whore strangers on Kickstarter or try to get the government to do it on the taxpayer dime.
 
2013-12-02 11:45:54 AM  
www.spacetekwelding.com
Nobody likes a busted-up tranny...
 
2013-12-02 11:49:30 AM  

Terrible Old Man: Don't care what anybody wants to do for themselves. If you think mutilating yourself is going to make you happier, go for it (it won't). I will however applaud this guy for at least trying to earn the money himself rather than attention-whore strangers on Kickstarter or try to get the government to do it on the taxpayer dime.


Clearly, you have a very open mind. But, a-hem, perhaps you should read the article. She wants to win the money for thigh surgery related to her weight loss because she has been refused government-funded reassignment surgery based on something to do with those thigh issues.

By the way, the mutilation my parents chose for me makes me very happy.
 
2013-12-02 12:23:07 PM  

Loaf's Tray: [www.spacetekwelding.com image 850x588]
Nobody likes a busted-up tranny...


newnownext.mtvnimages.com

PS to the wannabe .. if you can't menses, then you're faking ..
 
2013-12-02 12:26:25 PM  
I dated a guy with GID. He was one of the warmest, sweetest individuals I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. We grew apart because of distance, mostly, not because of his (her) gender identity.

The only bad thing I could say was I was totally jealous that his hair always looked better than mine. Seriously. I would've killed to have curls like that. ^_^
 
2013-12-02 12:29:47 PM  

Loaf's Tray: That's really just treating a symptom of whatever the real problem is, kinda like hacking out a malignant organ to "treat" cancer.


Considering excising a solid tumor IS treating cancer, I'm not sure why you're putting it in quotes.

What you're suggesting is pretty much eugenics, considering GID results - according to current research - as a result of intrauterine brain development and maternal-fetal interaction. Are you really sure you want to go down that hillside, it's a little slippery.
 
2013-12-02 12:40:06 PM  

H31N0US: abfalter: I think she should spend less time thinking about how to remove her no-longer-wanted penis and more time learning how to crack a smile.  Jeez, what an angry looking person....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 399x400]
 
It's a thing with those types.



Wrong character. Should we be surprised?
 
2013-12-02 01:11:15 PM  

hardinparamedic: Loaf's Tray: That's really just treating a symptom of whatever the real problem is, kinda like hacking out a malignant organ to "treat" cancer.

Considering excising a solid tumor IS treating cancer, I'm not sure why you're putting it in quotes.

What you're suggesting is pretty much eugenics, considering GID results - according to current research - as a result of intrauterine brain development and maternal-fetal interaction. Are you really sure you want to go down that hillside, it's a little slippery.


What if that same research linking GID to fetal brain development finds that there's a directly controllable chemical cause like intrauterine protein deficiencies or toxins - would it be "eugenics" to deliberately eliminate those conditions?  Or is it unethical to do anything other than "let nature run its course" and clean up the mess afterwards? Modern medicine is discouragingly primitive in some respects, all I'm suggesting is that we might explore better alternatives to ANY disorder that we "treat" with drastic invasive surgery.
 
2013-12-02 01:17:28 PM  
How sad is it that he is better looking than most the women I know?
 
2013-12-02 01:19:18 PM  

stuffy: How sad is it that he She is better looking than most the women I know?


FTFY
 
2013-12-02 01:41:06 PM  

Heliovdrake: Rincewind53:

Man, nothing gets the Fark hate machine going faster than an article about transgender people.

I would suspect a lot of people are confused by the very idea of transgender people.

and as well all know a lot of people when confronted by something they don't understand, react with anger.


And then there are some people who realize that guys who think surgery and pills will make them women (and vice versa) are confused and deluded.

As is the chick I read about not long ago who wants a surgeon to sever her spinal cord so she can be the paraplegic she thinks she's meant to be. Or guys who drape their legs across railroad tracks because legitimate surgeons won't humor their perversion: they cinch the stump off with a belt, chomp a couple more pain pills, and call 911. "Now I'm fulfilled!1!"

You should be entitled to have any surgery you want if you can come up with the money on your own. It's your body to mutilate. With your own money, on your own time. Just don't expect me to applaud.

Note that I understand "transsexualism," I just don't accept it as commendable.

I also understand that 1) you don't know delusion when you see it, and 2) you don't think anybody has a right to disagree with you. The implicit logic is "Of course my opinion is 100% correct, so there's something wrong with anyone who doesn't see it my way."

In other works, go fark yourself.
 
2013-12-02 01:46:33 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I also understand that 1) you don't know delusion when you see it, and 2) you don't think anybody has a right to disagree with you. The implicit logic is "Of course my opinion is 100% correct, so there's something wrong with anyone who doesn't see it my way."


Of course, you believe your opinion regarding delusion is 100% correct, and you think there's something wrong with Heliovdrake and you told him to fark himself for disagreeing with you. So, at best, you're a hypocrite.
 
2013-12-02 01:52:38 PM  

The One True TheDavid: And then there are some people who realize that guys who think surgery and pills will make them women (and vice versa) are confused and deluded.

As is the chick I read about not long ago who wants a surgeon to sever her spinal cord so she can be the paraplegic she thinks she's meant to be. Or guys who drape their legs across railroad tracks because legitimate surgeons won't humor their perversion: they cinch the stump off with a belt, chomp a couple more pain pills, and call 911. "Now I'm fulfilled!1!"

You should be entitled to have any surgery you want if you can come up with the money on your own. It's your body to mutilate. With your own money, on your own time. Just don't expect me to applaud.

Note that I understand "transsexualism," I just don't accept it as commendable.

I also understand that 1) you don't know delusion when you see it, and 2) you don't think anybody has a right to disagree with you. The implicit logic is "Of course my opinion is 100% correct, so there's something wrong with anyone who doesn't see it my way."

In other works, go fark yourself.


Ah. Don't applaud then. Don't accept it. Your applause and acceptance are not needed or required. Just go work on your truck and don't give it any more thought.
 
2013-12-02 02:15:29 PM  

Theaetetus: The One True TheDavid: I also understand that 1) you don't know delusion when you see it, and 2) you don't think anybody has a right to disagree with you. The implicit logic is "Of course my opinion is 100% correct, so there's something wrong with anyone who doesn't see it my way."

Of course, you believe your opinion regarding delusion is 100% correct, and you think there's something wrong with Heliovdrake and you told him to fark himself for disagreeing with you. So, at best, you're a hypocrite.


Thank you Theaetus.
 
2013-12-02 02:16:23 PM  
Funny, when I hate people it's because of the bad things they've done to others. Awful lot of hate in this thread for people who aren't doing anything to you but existing.

Bigotry. Yup, you're no better than your grandfathers with the 'colored' folk. And like Gramps, you're fighting a world that's changing and leaving you in the dust.

Oh, I also know a few trans sex workers. You see the ones in this thread spewing venom? They're the same ones asking the 'tranny' to top them five minutes in. Or begging to suck her cock.

About 90% of the guys I Domme myself who want to be turned into cocksuckers are conservative Christians. That's the whole reason they're coming to me, it's not 'gay' if a pretty woman forces them to suck a cock. And they love trans because it's not 'gay' if they're sucking a woman's dick. But once they're not hard/aroused anymore most of them engage in deep shame and self loathing.

So when I see threads like this, I try to suss out which of you are fantasizing about being the Belle of the Gloryhole. And how many of the same are rock farking hard after reading this. If you made it through. I mean prolly halfway through they had to go to their 'tranny porn' stash.

/not even kidding
 
2013-12-02 02:32:25 PM  

stuffy: How sad is it that he is better looking than most the women I know?


pretty sad.. you must know some really ugly women
 
2013-12-02 02:41:48 PM  
After the Change, I would Bed her. She is Hot!
 
2013-12-02 02:45:58 PM  

Lady Indica: Oh, I also know a few trans sex workers. You see the ones in this thread spewing venom? They're the same ones asking the 'tranny' to top them five minutes in. Or begging to suck her cock.


Excuse me? I've never had a tranny. Not even for free, though I've had offers. And if he has a cock he's not a she.

And as for "spewing hatred," obviously you don't think other people have a right to disagree with you. Good, it's been a while since my Ignore list got updated.
 
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