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(WWE)   Whose theme music will Xavier Woods steal this week? Did the Wyatts sodomize Daniel Bryan after dragging him away to Parts Unknown? Will even more fans tune out due to boredom over Cena, Orton, and HHH headlining WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 42
    More: Interesting, H. H. H., Xavier Woods, Parts Unknown, Daniel Bryan, WWE TLC  
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2013-12-03 03:50:54 PM  
2 votes:
A little edit I made to the "Tale of the Tape" graphic from last night:
img.fark.net
2013-12-02 11:06:17 PM  
2 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Is there actually anything written on those pieces of paper they sign?


www.chinastar-pgh.com
2013-12-02 10:55:45 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: An emetophile, ZDutch.


grilledshane.com

"Zeb Cowtuh was sweating buwwets as he swowly undwessed.  He was gwad he hiwed a pwofessionuh fuh his fiwst "expewience" of dis kind.  He stood in duh woom of Woxxi, in duh Wabbit Wanch Bwothew.  He was no bwushing schooboy... He'd been awound duh wowld, had some unique ewotic encounters in Saigon, but dis was diwwewent.  Dis was... Diwty.

Zeb cwosed his eyes and wemembuhed duh feewing of biwe and pwe-digested food on his fwesh and haiuh...  Zeb couwdn't get duh feewing out of his mind and dat's what bwought him heah.  He couwdn't ask his wife to do dis.  He wuved huh too much fuh dis.  He had to do dis to get it out of his bwain once and fuh awwwwww.

Woxxi finished putting duh pwastic sheets on huh bed.  She smiwed at Zeb.

'You'we a bwave man, Jewwy Waw-wuh.' Zeb gwinned.  Somehow, he knew Jewwy Waw-wuh was a fitting awias.

'Most men who wike dis wouwd nevuh take me out fuh cuwwy fiwst...'"
2013-12-02 09:41:54 PM  
2 votes:

That guy on the bike: omg they are still introducing people...is there ever going to be a match?


To be fair, Taker's WM entrance just started
2013-12-02 08:05:59 PM  
2 votes:
Founding father of DX? He was barely a founding father of his own children.
2013-12-02 07:24:10 PM  
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!

How about No!!

Then again, in the epic war between Gumbo and Ivar's clam chowder, are there any real losers?  :D

/how's the trip?


Saints will be entering Century Link Field tonight to the following.

Link

/yes, I recycled my own joke
//no, I don't care
2013-12-03 08:11:04 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Dougie just wants a hug


i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-12-03 02:33:34 PM  
1 votes:

cynicalminion: "neighbors said they could smell burning muffins"...  but nobody knows what went wrong!


We don't own any pets, and the kitchen should stay intact as long as I'm not the one trying to bake anything.

Jet is the baking fiend here - my role is to simply grab stuff out of the cabinets when asked, lol.

Me in the kitchen equals (to borrow from Rarity):  "I didn't know you could burn juice."
2013-12-03 11:08:27 AM  
1 votes:
Well, you need the Bieber standup to practice your lightsaber skills on...and the bracelet for the person you love, but friendzoned you for having a lightsaber and Bieber standup.
2013-12-03 09:55:57 AM  
1 votes:

dyertek: *tosses hat in for an early LMS*

I can't really see what the payoff can be for these handicap matches at TLC yet. Any ideas? (I'm sure I prolly missed some during my morning lurking).


maybe it's the evil part of my brain that needs coffee right now, but i'm seeing them all wrestling with condoms over one eye...
2013-12-03 09:28:15 AM  
1 votes:

cynicalminion: tbaughm: cynicalminion: tbaughm: Unrelated -- Did you know it's still mathematically possible for a 6-10 team to make the playoffs in the AFC?

Link

it's the unification conference?

The Undisputed Unified United Combined Total Together Non-separated Singular Heavyweight Championship of the WWE Title, title Conference, conference.


www.doctorwhochronology.com

PAAACKERRRRRRRSSSS!!!!
2013-12-03 08:41:48 AM  
1 votes:

tbaughm: cynicalminion: tbaughm: Unrelated -- Did you know it's still mathematically possible for a 6-10 team to make the playoffs in the AFC?

Link

it's the unification conference?

The Undisputed Unified United Combined Total Together Non-separated Singular Heavyweight Championship of the WWE Title, title Conference, conference.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-12-02 11:18:38 PM  
1 votes:

TheManofPA: And there is your table flipping


badbooksgoodtimes.files.wordpress.com

25.media.tumblr.com

And as a bonus...

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2013-12-02 11:11:19 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: This is more boring than when they used to delay Raw to show the Westminster Dog Show


At least the ending of the Dog Show was a surprise.
2013-12-02 10:59:47 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza!


JBL is  THAT drunk!
2013-12-02 10:51:14 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: Hi Guys! I went to see Thor: The Dark World instead of being here for Raw. Anything fun happen?

AJ and Natty had an epic 15 minute submission match which the champ won by reversing the Sharpshooter into a Black Widow.

Kane announced he has leveraged control from the H's and is now in charge of the company.

Ziggler and Sandow had an impromptu backstage street fight for the #1 contender to the IC title. Sandow won with a You're Welcome off the top of the catering table.

Zack Ryder won the US title from Dean Ambrose after Kane drew his name out of his old mask.

DBD beat Cena and Orton in a triple threat match to unify the titles ahead of TLC setting up a rematch with the winner of Cena-Orton cage match on Friday Smackdown.

...oh and Total Divas was cancelled.

But that's about it XD

Did you read my letter to Santa? Are you one of his elves?


cdn.bleacherreport.net
2013-12-02 10:48:21 PM  
1 votes:

Tenor Reaper: Hi Guys! I went to see Thor: The Dark World instead of being here for Raw. Anything fun happen?


AJ and Natty had an epic 15 minute submission match which the champ won by reversing the Sharpshooter into a Black Widow.

Kane announced he has leveraged control from the H's and is now in charge of the company.

Ziggler and Sandow had an impromptu backstage street fight for the #1 contender to the IC title. Sandow won with a You're Welcome off the top of the catering table.

Zack Ryder won the US title from Dean Ambrose after Kane drew his name out of his old mask.

DBD beat Cena and Orton in a triple threat match to unify the titles ahead of TLC setting up a rematch with the winner of Cena-Orton cage match on Friday Smackdown.

...oh and Total Divas was cancelled.

But that's about it XD
2013-12-02 10:41:46 PM  
1 votes:
I got two tickets to Royal Rumble....Maybe since ShizzleWizzle won't go I can get Zack Ryder to go with me.
2013-12-02 10:37:05 PM  
1 votes:

Triple Oak: BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?

"Wrestling go... wrsssll... wrestling gah... shut up Cole."


"Mah-gle Cole!  Loogit... LOOGIT THA BULL!  OLE!  OLE! OLE! El Torito, heesh... heesh a little bull out there!  And heesh gotta brudder! There's three of 'em, MAHGLE!  THREEUVEM!"
2013-12-02 10:33:01 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


Ric Flair
2013-12-02 10:32:32 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


he's about a Flair
2013-12-02 10:32:11 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


Bobby Heenan
2013-12-02 10:32:11 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


Jeff Hardy.
2013-12-02 10:31:58 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


Matt Hardy
2013-12-02 10:31:55 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


About a Jannetty
2013-12-02 10:31:44 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?


Micheal Hayes.
2013-12-02 10:31:13 PM  
1 votes:
On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?
2013-12-02 10:27:25 PM  
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: The Bestest: robsul82: So, what'd I miss.

Punk on Broadway

[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 600x600]

LOL!

Punk singing meme...Go!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 642x361]

Nice!

Can I make a song request? -- Not impressed Punk with Shania Twain's line "that don't impress me much"


What's with you and requesting quickies all the time? Amiright Jet? HUH?!?

sorry dear, too easy lulz
2013-12-02 10:20:15 PM  
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Hey Shizzle, how bout Royal Rumble in Pittsburgh? ehhh? ehhh?

Not sure if euphemism...

lulz


Oh just let the boy treat you to a nice evening already.  Seriously, I'm a depraved pervert and I think you can trust him.  We can smell our own.  Smells like Japanese vending machine panties and tears.
2013-12-02 10:09:34 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Hey ShizzleWizzle, I jst got an idea for your halloween costume next year....a Minion from Despicable Me.


i1263.photobucket.com
2013-12-02 09:50:42 PM  
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Screw you guys.

guy just wants to take a pretty lady on a date and gets made fun of for it.

That is actually very sweet Dougie. Thank you


images.sodahead.com
2013-12-02 09:40:08 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Sin Cara?! really?

Hey ShizzleWizzle, I need a date to my company holiday party

I think you just want some company. And maybe to party, lulz

I would like to take you out...gawd!

www.haro-online.com'

It's Dougie
2013-12-02 09:33:29 PM  
1 votes:
Is that from born again Korn?
2013-12-02 09:28:54 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: HOLY CRAP!

SIN CARA WON!!!


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-12-02 09:25:42 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: ShiningWizard: And the fWc Slammy for Best IATTTC win of year goes to....

SHININGWIZARD!!!

How many windows or tabs do you keep open to consistently do that?

Grats


Not sure how that works actually. I just have it all diagrammed out before the show.

i1263.photobucket.com
2013-12-02 08:58:08 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone else have WWE 2K14? I can't remember the button combo for *KICK ALL THE ASSES MODE*!!!
2013-12-02 08:31:30 PM  
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: Are the Bella's becoming....not horrible?


Stock is swallowing talent.

Aftermarket is five knuckle shuffling it in her face.
2013-12-02 08:20:27 PM  
1 votes:
"When do you lose it during 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' Monsoon?"

"When Linus says 'Lights Please', you?"

"It never was a bad little tree, maybe it just needed a little love."

"Those tears Brain?"

"If you have to shred your man card because Charlie Brown Christmas chokes you up, here's mine, throw it in the damn volcano."

"Merry early Christmas folks."

"I'm a lot like that tree Monsoon"

"I know you are Brain."
2013-12-02 08:12:47 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Two weeks until Orton and Cena walk out with each others belts.


But enough about Fudd Fiction
2013-12-02 08:12:43 PM  
1 votes:
Poll Winner: The Undisputed Triple H Champion
2013-12-02 08:10:38 PM  
1 votes:
SHIELD. STOP. BAD HOUNDS. BAD HOUNDS OF JUSTICE.
2013-12-02 07:07:33 PM  
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'll be here sporadically tonight, as my Saints are on MNF.  Also, we should probably start closing on a on a short list of categories if we're going to do FWC Slammiie awards.  :)

Here's the checklist!  Enjoy!


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman
1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV


Go Seahawks.
 
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