Igor Jakovsky: Is there actually anything written on those pieces of paper they sign?
FirstNationalBastard: An emetophile, ZDutch.
That guy on the bike: omg they are still introducing people...is there ever going to be a match?
Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!How about No!!Then again, in the epic war between Gumbo and Ivar's clam chowder, are there any real losers? :D/how's the trip?
Dougie AXP: Dougie just wants a hug
cynicalminion: "neighbors said they could smell burning muffins"... but nobody knows what went wrong!
dyertek: *tosses hat in for an early LMS*I can't really see what the payoff can be for these handicap matches at TLC yet. Any ideas? (I'm sure I prolly missed some during my morning lurking).
cynicalminion: tbaughm: cynicalminion: tbaughm: Unrelated -- Did you know it's still mathematically possible for a 6-10 team to make the playoffs in the AFC?Linkit's the unification conference?The Undisputed Unified United Combined Total Together Non-separated Singular Heavyweight Championship of the WWE Title, title Conference, conference.
tbaughm: cynicalminion: tbaughm: Unrelated -- Did you know it's still mathematically possible for a 6-10 team to make the playoffs in the AFC?Linkit's the unification conference?The Undisputed Unified United Combined Total Together Non-separated Singular Heavyweight Championship of the WWE Title, title Conference, conference.
TheManofPA: And there is your table flipping
machoprogrammer: This is more boring than when they used to delay Raw to show the Westminster Dog Show
BATMANATEE: Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza!
BATMANATEE: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: Hi Guys! I went to see Thor: The Dark World instead of being here for Raw. Anything fun happen?AJ and Natty had an epic 15 minute submission match which the champ won by reversing the Sharpshooter into a Black Widow.Kane announced he has leveraged control from the H's and is now in charge of the company.Ziggler and Sandow had an impromptu backstage street fight for the #1 contender to the IC title. Sandow won with a You're Welcome off the top of the catering table.Zack Ryder won the US title from Dean Ambrose after Kane drew his name out of his old mask.DBD beat Cena and Orton in a triple threat match to unify the titles ahead of TLC setting up a rematch with the winner of Cena-Orton cage match on Friday Smackdown....oh and Total Divas was cancelled.But that's about it XDDid you read my letter to Santa? Are you one of his elves?
Tenor Reaper: Hi Guys! I went to see Thor: The Dark World instead of being here for Raw. Anything fun happen?
Triple Oak: BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?"Wrestling go... wrsssll... wrestling gah... shut up Cole."
BATMANATEE: On a scale of Punk to Angle, how drunk is JBL right now?
Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: The Bestest: robsul82: So, what'd I miss.Punk on Broadway[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 600x600]LOL!Punk singing meme...Go![i1263.photobucket.com image 642x361]Nice!Can I make a song request? -- Not impressed Punk with Shania Twain's line "that don't impress me much"
ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Hey Shizzle, how bout Royal Rumble in Pittsburgh? ehhh? ehhh?Not sure if euphemism...lulz
Dougie AXP: Hey ShizzleWizzle, I jst got an idea for your halloween costume next year....a Minion from Despicable Me.
ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Screw you guys.guy just wants to take a pretty lady on a date and gets made fun of for it.That is actually very sweet Dougie. Thank you
Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Sin Cara?! really?Hey ShizzleWizzle, I need a date to my company holiday partyI think you just want some company. And maybe to party, lulzI would like to take you out...gawd!
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: HOLY CRAP!SIN CARA WON!!!
Igor Jakovsky: ShiningWizard: And the fWc Slammy for Best IATTTC win of year goes to....SHININGWIZARD!!!How many windows or tabs do you keep open to consistently do that?Grats
globalwarmingpraiser: Are the Bella's becoming....not horrible?
FirstNationalBastard: Two weeks until Orton and Cena walk out with each others belts.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'll be here sporadically tonight, as my Saints are on MNF. Also, we should probably start closing on a on a short list of categories if we're going to do FWC Slammiie awards. :)Here's the checklist! Enjoy!Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!7) NOPE!8) Because Fark you, that's why9) [REDACTED]10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex12) Mizark Appreciation Time13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)20) Last APP Reference Standing21) "Bobby, what's that?" "No worries, Gorilla. That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"22) An FWC member loses their smile23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
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