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(WWE)   Whose theme music will Xavier Woods steal this week? Did the Wyatts sodomize Daniel Bryan after dragging him away to Parts Unknown? Will even more fans tune out due to boredom over Cena, Orton, and HHH headlining WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 15
    More: Interesting, H. H. H., Xavier Woods, Parts Unknown, Daniel Bryan, WWE TLC  
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2013-12-03 04:53:02 PM  
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: Just FYI, you guys can continue these convos all week on Facebook. FWC International needs YOU, because I'm tired of starting all the topics.


can't actually... deleted my acct after it started spamming people, haven't REALLY seen a need for it since.

i still maintain y'all are more entertaining than dishes though.  :P

and why mondays aren't THAT bad... :)
2013-12-03 03:38:44 PM  
1 votes:
Just FYI, you guys can continue these convos all week on Facebook. FWC International needs YOU, because I'm tired of starting all the topics.
2013-12-03 01:37:06 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: Sandman7678: dyertek: *tosses hat in for an early LMS*

I can't really see what the payoff can be for these handicap matches at TLC yet. Any ideas? (I'm sure I prolly missed some during my morning lurking).

There is never good payoff for a handicap match. They just make the larger team look stupid and weak against the other performer(s). It worked in the old days when you would just have two jobbers go out and get squashed by some big fat hillbilly. I do not see any redeeming factor in handicap mathces.

But thats just my opinion. I could be wrong.

My guess is that the matches will both be no DQ, so DBD will come out to help Punk in his match (YES!), then when Punk returns the favor, DBD turns heel and Punk gets a 4 way bearded hillbilly beatdown(NO!).



Or, during the Wyatt v. Bryan match DBD just keeps fighting and will not give in. Bray decides to call of the family and let Bryan be. This upsets The Authority but the Wyatts just leave. After SHIELD v. Punk, Bryan comes to help Punk because the SHIELD continues to beat on Punk after the match. The SHIELD take out both Punk and DBD and enter They Wyatts to make the save. Starts the hinted at Wyatt v. SHIELD feud and gets Punk and DBD on their path to take down The Authority.
2013-12-03 12:26:38 PM  
1 votes:

dyertek: *tosses hat in for an early LMS*

I can't really see what the payoff can be for these handicap matches at TLC yet. Any ideas? (I'm sure I prolly missed some during my morning lurking).


There is never good payoff for a handicap match. They just make the larger team look stupid and weak against the other performer(s). It worked in the old days when you would just have two jobbers go out and get squashed by some big fat hillbilly. I do not see any redeeming factor in handicap mathces.

But thats just my opinion. I could be wrong.
2013-12-03 11:16:44 AM  
1 votes:
The sheets are indeed confirming Hunico was Sin Cara last night, which explains why Sin Cara didn't botch or injure himself last night.
2013-12-03 09:58:57 AM  
1 votes:
regardless, wwe's getting damn unpretty
2013-12-02 10:59:42 PM  
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza!


WINNAR!!!

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2013-12-02 10:57:49 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: globalwarmingpraiser: ShiningWizard: BATMANATEE: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: Hi Guys! I went to see Thor: The Dark World instead of being here for Raw. Anything fun happen?

AJ and Natty had an epic 15 minute submission match which the champ won by reversing the Sharpshooter into a Black Widow.

Kane announced he has leveraged control from the H's and is now in charge of the company.

Ziggler and Sandow had an impromptu backstage street fight for the #1 contender to the IC title. Sandow won with a You're Welcome off the top of the catering table.

Zack Ryder won the US title from Dean Ambrose after Kane drew his name out of his old mask.

DBD beat Cena and Orton in a triple threat match to unify the titles ahead of TLC setting up a rematch with the winner of Cena-Orton cage match on Friday Smackdown.

...oh and Total Divas was cancelled.

But that's about it XD

Did you read my letter to Santa? Are you one of his elves?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 281x400]

Do Dougie a favor and wear that outfit.

If she does that I may propose on the spot....lol


And you should
2013-12-02 10:55:45 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: An emetophile, ZDutch.


grilledshane.com

"Zeb Cowtuh was sweating buwwets as he swowly undwessed.  He was gwad he hiwed a pwofessionuh fuh his fiwst "expewience" of dis kind.  He stood in duh woom of Woxxi, in duh Wabbit Wanch Bwothew.  He was no bwushing schooboy... He'd been awound duh wowld, had some unique ewotic encounters in Saigon, but dis was diwwewent.  Dis was... Diwty.

Zeb cwosed his eyes and wemembuhed duh feewing of biwe and pwe-digested food on his fwesh and haiuh...  Zeb couwdn't get duh feewing out of his mind and dat's what bwought him heah.  He couwdn't ask his wife to do dis.  He wuved huh too much fuh dis.  He had to do dis to get it out of his bwain once and fuh awwwwww.

Woxxi finished putting duh pwastic sheets on huh bed.  She smiwed at Zeb.

'You'we a bwave man, Jewwy Waw-wuh.' Zeb gwinned.  Somehow, he knew Jewwy Waw-wuh was a fitting awias.

'Most men who wike dis wouwd nevuh take me out fuh cuwwy fiwst...'"
2013-12-02 10:37:03 PM  
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: I really love seeing Mizark smile and having so much fun during this current run


He gets moment of the year right because as great as Punk/DBD have been this year, his retirement promo was the single biggest swerve. I'd even put it over DBD/Orton title thing because he really had us going.
2013-12-02 10:35:52 PM  
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: hachimaki2234: So when the titles get united, will the winner become drunk with power and lay waste to the locker like, like when that one guy collected all the Green Lantern rings and just cleaned house over the GLC?

The WWE Unified title will be hermetically sealed, and the container which holds it will only pass among John Cena, Randy Orton, (eventually) Roman Reigns, and Triple H when he gets his inevitable Verne Gagne retirement run.

Better get used to seeing the IC strap around Punk, Bryan, and Dean Ambrose's waists a lot.

At least until the IC Title is more respected and cared about by the fan base, then it'll be unified with the World Title again because fark you that's why.


Here's how you make the IC belt more respected:

Put it around CM Punk or Daniel Bryan, and book them against Deam Ambrose or Bray Wyatt.

Sometimes I wonder if that's already the plan. WWE's midcard is actually decent if you ignore the writing and focus on the wrestlers.
2013-12-02 09:37:56 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.bleacherreport.net

/RAW 20th anniversary collection...with no Benoit.
2013-12-02 08:58:08 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone else have WWE 2K14? I can't remember the button combo for *KICK ALL THE ASSES MODE*!!!
2013-12-02 08:20:27 PM  
1 votes:
"When do you lose it during 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' Monsoon?"

"When Linus says 'Lights Please', you?"

"It never was a bad little tree, maybe it just needed a little love."

"Those tears Brain?"

"If you have to shred your man card because Charlie Brown Christmas chokes you up, here's mine, throw it in the damn volcano."

"Merry early Christmas folks."

"I'm a lot like that tree Monsoon"

"I know you are Brain."
2013-12-02 07:17:19 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: I well be hereabouts to defend my title.

/roommate is a Saints fan


It's not safe to go alone. Take this...

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