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(WWE)   Whose theme music will Xavier Woods steal this week? Did the Wyatts sodomize Daniel Bryan after dragging him away to Parts Unknown? Will even more fans tune out due to boredom over Cena, Orton, and HHH headlining WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 1253
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2013-12-02 09:23:36 AM
I'll be here sporadically tonight, as my Saints are on MNF.  Also, we should probably start closing on a on a short list of categories if we're going to do FWC Slammiie awards.  :)

Here's the checklist!  Enjoy!


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-12-02 11:15:27 AM
Xavier Woods should come out to a different big pop/no push theme music every week.

Last week was Broadus. This week could be Alex Riley's music. Next week, "Oh, Radio. tell me everything you know." and Xavier pops out.
 
2013-12-02 11:55:24 AM
I wonder how LOW the ratings will be tonight?
 
2013-12-02 01:07:44 PM
Those of us who assemble for the weekly Pony thread have noticed the John Cena Fruity Pebbles commercial, in which John insists his audience "Five Knuckle Shuffle 'em in your face."

Should they really be encouraging children to engage in the type of activities he used to perform on his corpulent female followers?
 
2013-12-02 01:24:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Those of us who assemble for the weekly Pony thread have noticed the John Cena Fruity Pebbles commercial, in which John insists his audience "Five Knuckle Shuffle 'em in your face."

Should they really be encouraging children to engage in the type of activities he used to perform on his corpulent female followers?


It's actually quite funny to see the non-wrestling folks go 'why is john cena on the Hub?'
 
2013-12-02 01:57:03 PM
My weekly threadshiatting:

If you stop watching it WWE will take the hint that their product sucks
 
2013-12-02 02:02:42 PM

cman: My weekly threadshiatting:

If you stop watching it WWE will take the hint that their product sucks


No they won't.

They'll blame everything but their own stupidity. It's the way of the wrestling promoter.
 
2013-12-02 02:04:02 PM

cman: My weekly threadshiatting:

If you stop watching it WWE will take the hint that their product sucks


You're right, of course.  But, that assumes that Vince is a rational actor in all of this.  He could have a TV rating of -eleventy and an entirely empty arena in front of him, and we'd still get Cena vs. the world for the unified titles.
 
2013-12-02 02:20:33 PM
1: Santino's
2: Yes
3: How many more people are left?
 
2013-12-02 02:37:25 PM

cman: My weekly threadshiatting:

If you stop watching it WWE will take the hint that their product sucks


Hence why I'm following the thread tonight with MNF actually getting a good game.
 
2013-12-02 05:33:50 PM

eddievercetti: I wonder how LOW the ratings will be tonight?


Are ratings lower than they usually are during MNF season?
 
2013-12-02 06:04:40 PM
Well, I'll definitely be preoccupied in another thread, but I hope somehow all the usual reasons for watching are jammed into the halftime segment.
 
2013-12-02 06:58:40 PM

robsul82: Well, I'll definitely be preoccupied in another thread, but I hope somehow all the usual reasons for watching are jammed into the halftime segment.


So, Summer, AJ, and Summer?  XD
 
2013-12-02 07:07:21 PM
Actually made it and sitting in the stands. Thought we might not get to go kid was in am auto accident yesterday but his grandmother agreed to watch him.
 
2013-12-02 07:07:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'll be here sporadically tonight, as my Saints are on MNF.  Also, we should probably start closing on a on a short list of categories if we're going to do FWC Slammiie awards.  :)

Here's the checklist!  Enjoy!


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman
1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV


Go Seahawks.
 
2013-12-02 07:12:17 PM
And wanted to say the kid is fine he just bumped his head I would have given the tickets to someone else if it was more severe.
 
2013-12-02 07:12:28 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Actually made it and sitting in the stands. Thought we might not get to go kid was in am auto accident yesterday but his grandmother agreed to watch him.


Glad to see you have your priorities in order.

/I keed
//bring any signs?
 
2013-12-02 07:13:52 PM

jimmyjackfunk: And wanted to say the kid is fine he just bumped his head I would have given the tickets to someone else if it was more severe.


Good to hear.
 
2013-12-02 07:14:33 PM
Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt
 
2013-12-02 07:15:32 PM
I well be hereabouts to defend my title.

/roommate is a Saints fan
 
2013-12-02 07:16:01 PM
I don't know what a xavierwoods is, as I was not watching when Stephen Colbert's Black Friend introduced him, however I give it three weeks tops before Uncle Zeb claims he's stealing jobs.
 
2013-12-02 07:17:14 PM
Any other fwc in the house?
 
2013-12-02 07:17:19 PM

Mztlplx: I well be hereabouts to defend my title.

/roommate is a Saints fan


It's not safe to go alone. Take this...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-02 07:17:19 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt


Fitting since it's DX vs NWO month for WWE On Demand.
 
2013-12-02 07:17:31 PM
Calling it now before any FWC member, Paul heyman is with the Wyatts
 
2013-12-02 07:17:48 PM
Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!
 
2013-12-02 07:19:08 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanishia


tOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN!
 
2013-12-02 07:20:02 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt


Don´t worry. Supercampion and I will have more than enough signs to try and get on TV next week in Seattle for the next edition of "FWC is RAW"! I made like 10 of them before leaving on vacation.

/which I am still on btw
//last night out of the country - packed and ready to fly!
///very glad your kid is OK
 
2013-12-02 07:20:29 PM

Flappyhead: jimmyjackfunk: Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt

Fitting since it's DX vs NWO month for WWE On Demand.


Nice. I can't believe the damn concession prices though should have with a cost with lots of pockets
 
2013-12-02 07:21:43 PM

Flappyhead: my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanishia

tOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN!


I´m on Least Coast time down here in Colombia - not used to having to wait so damn late for the game, lol!
 
2013-12-02 07:22:33 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Flappyhead: jimmyjackfunk: Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt

Fitting since it's DX vs NWO month for WWE On Demand.

Nice. I can't believe the damn concession prices though should have with a cost with lots of pockets


Hey since my brother wants me to get him one next week, how much are the Wyatt Family goat masks?
 
2013-12-02 07:22:44 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!


How about No!!

Then again, in the epic war between Gumbo and Ivar's clam chowder, are there any real losers?  :D

/how's the trip?
 
2013-12-02 07:23:00 PM

ShiningWizard: Mztlplx: I well be hereabouts to defend my title.

/roommate is a Saints fan

It's not safe to go alone. Take this...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 850x521]


If I hit the 4,001 post at WM, it'll destroy him.

I'm going to be watching after Charlie Brown Christmas. Yes, I will be live blogging that during this thread.

Also, Mick Foley was on Bob/Tom this morning so feel free to count that as the 1st hour and leave at 10pm
 
2013-12-02 07:23:35 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt


hope the youngin is ok!  Have fun tonight!
 
2013-12-02 07:24:03 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Flappyhead: jimmyjackfunk: Didn't have time for signs kid was at ou medical center until 6am but I did find my old school DX shirt

Fitting since it's DX vs NWO month for WWE On Demand.

Nice. I can't believe the damn concession prices though should have with a cost with lots of pockets


Meant wore a coat with lots of pockets. Don't know how the camera pans around but I am on the right side of the ring up in the first section above the floor I can see the top of of ramp I believe section 114
 
2013-12-02 07:24:10 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!

How about No!!

Then again, in the epic war between Gumbo and Ivar's clam chowder, are there any real losers?  :D

/how's the trip?


Saints will be entering Century Link Field tonight to the following.

Link

/yes, I recycled my own joke
//no, I don't care
 
2013-12-02 07:24:34 PM
Oh goodie, the preview says MAIN EVENT CONTRACT SIGNING

The only respectable one was when we finally got Punk to break the 4th wall about how every one of those signings go
 
2013-12-02 07:25:10 PM

TheManofPA: Oh goodie, the preview says MAIN EVENT CONTRACT SIGNING

The only respectable one was when we finally got Punk to break the 4th wall about how every one of those signings go


For those of you who pay attention, isn't this like the 4th contract signing even this year? There seems to be a lot of them
 
2013-12-02 07:25:35 PM

TheManofPA: Oh goodie, the preview says MAIN EVENT CONTRACT SIGNING

The only respectable one was when we finally got Punk to break the 4th wall about how every one of those signings go


Got a link to that one? Think I may have missed it
 
2013-12-02 07:25:55 PM
I now the damn belts were 225 bucks
 
2013-12-02 07:26:26 PM
BAH GAWD KING! IT'S MACHOPROGRAMMER! HE'S BACK! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE!
 
2013-12-02 07:26:52 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!

How about No!!

Then again, in the epic war between Gumbo and Ivar's clam chowder, are there any real losers?  :D

/how's the trip?


The trip has been awesome GMJ! Five countries, over 200 species of birds, and I still don´t have to go home until next Saturday.  :)  My lungs will be happy to be back at sea lkevel though when I fly to Ft, Lauderdale for the next few days to visit another friend.

And no there are no losers in the gumbo vs Ivar´s battle lol. We all win that war!  :)
 
2013-12-02 07:27:37 PM

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: Oh goodie, the preview says MAIN EVENT CONTRACT SIGNING

The only respectable one was when we finally got Punk to break the 4th wall about how every one of those signings go

For those of you who pay attention, isn't this like the 4th contract signing even this year? There seems to be a lot of them


I don't know what you're talking about!

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-02 07:28:07 PM
Checking in live from the show. Here with my boys. I've been in this arena a few times, but shiat it looks small tonight. OKC looks like mark town from the lobby and wanting in line.
 
2013-12-02 07:29:15 PM
I think I will watch the thread and not Raw. MNF sounds way better
 
2013-12-02 07:29:50 PM

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: my lip balm addiction: Well they apparently don´t show live RAW shows in Bogota, Colombia (not really such a shame), so I will have to watch my SEATTLE farkING SEAHAWKS beat the ever living shiat out of Nawlins - in Spanish!

How about No!!

Then again, in the epic war between Gumbo and Ivar's clam chowder, are there any real losers?  :D

/how's the trip?

Saints will be entering Century Link Field tonight to the following.

Link

/yes, I recycled my own joke
//no, I don't care


Never saw that one before - pretty funny! Just told my Facebook friends to chant that at the Saints when they "come marchin´in" tonight, lol!
 
2013-12-02 07:30:42 PM

ShiningWizard: Mztlplx: I well be hereabouts to defend my title.

/roommate is a Saints fan

It's not safe to go alone. Take this...


Dig it. Thanks to all who contributed....FNB and SW's Pshop Works and Belt Manufactory!
 
2013-12-02 07:32:02 PM
So A-Ry has been on superstars
 
2013-12-02 07:32:13 PM

Sir Digby: Checking in live from the show. Here with my boys. I've been in this arena a few times, but shiat it looks small tonight. OKC looks like mark town from the lobby and wanting in line.


Well what did you expect, it´s OKC. Next week Seattle Supersonic fans will show OKC how to get it done!  :p
 
2013-12-02 07:33:38 PM

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: Oh goodie, the preview says MAIN EVENT CONTRACT SIGNING

The only respectable one was when we finally got Punk to break the 4th wall about how every one of those signings go

Got a link to that one? Think I may have missed it


Just watch this instead of the 10-10:20pm part of Raw: Link The joke is about 90 seconds in.

"If you want to cut to the chase...."
 
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