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(Winona Daily News)   Horrifying headline of the day: "Wisconsin struggles to curb sex at nude beach"   (winonadailynews.com) divider line 113
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2013-12-02 12:39:38 AM
GIS for "typical Wisconsin resident," first image:
img19.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-02 12:40:42 AM

Satanic_Hamster: GIS for "typical Wisconsin resident," first image:
[img19.imageshack.us image 365x249]


more like...

seasonsinthesea.com
 
2013-12-02 12:42:39 AM
After having sex at a nude beach I struggled to the curb.

/Nuttin'
 
2013-12-02 12:43:30 AM
Cheese head?
 
2013-12-02 12:44:08 AM

Notabunny: Cheese head?


Curb sex.
 
2013-12-02 12:44:39 AM

Notabunny: Cheese head?


They have antibiotics to help that out these days.
 
2013-12-02 12:44:55 AM
Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina.
 
2013-12-02 12:49:07 AM
What is horrifying about some folks getting it on at the beach?

Growing up here in CA I engaged in the same on numerous occasions.
 
2013-12-02 12:49:23 AM

fusillade762: Notabunny: Cheese head?

Curbd sex.


FTFY
 
2013-12-02 12:49:36 AM
"Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!
 
2013-12-02 12:50:06 AM
Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?


The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.


Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.
 
2013-12-02 12:53:49 AM
In December? Oh, lawd.
 
2013-12-02 12:53:57 AM
Curb sex? Is that like curb stomp?
 
2013-12-02 12:54:16 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaididntsaystopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2013-12-02 12:55:15 AM

Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!


I really dont see much of an issue here except the citations
 
2013-12-02 12:58:03 AM

Piizzadude: Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!

I really dont see much of an issue here except the citations


Lets you and I have sex right here ITT to protest these dummies.
 
2013-12-02 12:58:03 AM

Solid Muldoon: Curb sex? Is that like curb stomp?


Romp'n'Stomp
 
JVD
2013-12-02 01:01:34 AM
Wisconsin: drink, screw, and eat cheese.
 
2013-12-02 01:06:22 AM

Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!


Let the temperature drop another ten degrees, that should stop it.
 
2013-12-02 01:07:16 AM

JVD: Wisconsin: drink, screw, and eat cheese.


All at the same time!
 
2013-12-02 01:08:05 AM

Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!


Have you noticed, that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them.
But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.

/Hello, lover!
 
2013-12-02 01:08:44 AM
If they can get busy at the beach in this weather they deserve an award.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-02 01:12:55 AM
My image-search skilz is weak, I am unable to find any pictures of an icicle vagina dentata.
 
2013-12-02 01:13:52 AM
Like cheese curds, Wisconsin nudists squeak when you bite into them
 
2013-12-02 01:17:39 AM

Mr. Ekshun: After having sex at a nude beach I struggled to the curb.

/Nuttin'


Woo, Packers, 'cause they're packin' it it.

/also nuttin'
 
2013-12-02 01:17:43 AM

HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?


The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.

Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.


Wikipedia states Mazo Beach is the only legal public nude beach in Wisconsin.
Looking up Mazo Beach on Google Maps is exactly as you describe; a patch of sand on the riverbank of a dirty brown river.
 
2013-12-02 01:19:42 AM
anywhere there's bush, there's gonna be sex.
 
2013-12-02 01:22:51 AM
* Public nudity is illegal in Arkansas in the presence of the opposite sex. However, same-sex nudity is legal in Arkansas.

* Shangri La Ranch in New River, AZ is a family friendly facility that welcomes everyone interested in naturism.


List of social nudity places in North America (Wikipedia)
 
2013-12-02 01:24:43 AM

Satanic_Hamster: GIS for "typical Wisconsin resident," first image:
[img19.imageshack.us image 365x249]


OK! OK! We've had our little laugh at the silly picture.  As a native of the Chicago area, I can tell you there's quite a bit of exaggeration, in that supposed picture of our neighbors to the North.  I must say, in all honesty, that those hats are completely wrong.  The rest of the picture is spot on, though.  Actually, those are a couple of the better looking gals I've seen, from up there.
 
2013-12-02 01:25:12 AM
If I tried to have sex anywhere outside in Wisconsin in December, I'm not sure I would be able to find my equipment.
 
2013-12-02 01:25:26 AM

C18H27NO3: * Public nudity is illegal in Arkansas in the presence of the opposite sex. However, same-sex nudity is legal in Arkansas.

* Shangri La Ranch in New River, AZ is a family friendly facility that welcomes everyone interested in naturism.

List of social nudity places in North America (Wikipedia)


and what does Arizona have to do with it?
 
2013-12-02 01:28:37 AM

JackalRabbit: and what does Arizona have to do with it?


I was making an observation on a couple of things I noticed while I was looking at info regarding the main topic.
Curious why you questioned about Arizona and not Arkansas, though.
 
2013-12-02 01:33:07 AM

C18H27NO3: JackalRabbit: and what does Arizona have to do with it?

I was making an observation on a couple of things I noticed while I was looking at info regarding the main topic.
Curious why you questioned about Arizona and not Arkansas, though.


I thought you misread the state abbreviation as Arkansas and posted it in error.  I stand corrected.
 
2013-12-02 01:44:03 AM

C18H27NO3: HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?


The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.

Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.

Wikipedia states Mazo Beach is the only legal public nude beach in Wisconsin.
Looking up Mazo Beach on Google Maps is exactly as you describe; a patch of sand on the riverbank of a dirty brown river.


A nice moist place to play adjacent to a brown flow?

/sproing
 
2013-12-02 01:44:13 AM

Fafai: Piizzadude: Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!

I really dont see much of an issue here except the citations

Lets you and I have sex right here ITT to protest these dummies.


I have no problem having sex in public. Done it more than once, in many a scenario. Unfortunately you appear to be the wrong gender....

NTTIAWWT
 
2013-12-02 01:52:04 AM

Ima4nic8or: What is horrifying about some folks getting it on at the beach?

Growing up here in CA I engaged in the same on numerous occasions.


Up here on the north coast having the beach to oneself is not at all unusual. You can do pretty much all you want.
 
2013-12-02 01:54:52 AM

HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?
The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.
Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.


Somebody should have pointed this out by now, but look carefully at the top and right side of Wisconsin, where the border touches big blue splotches: That's coastline.
www.nationsonline.org
 
2013-12-02 01:54:59 AM

TwowheelinTim: Ima4nic8or: What is horrifying about some folks getting it on at the beach?

Growing up here in CA I engaged in the same on numerous occasions.

Up here on the north coast having the beach to oneself is not at all unusual. You can do pretty much all you want.


If you're there by yourself, there are quite a few things you cannot do. Well, you can do your part, but repeatedly thrusting your wang into the air might not get exactly the satisfaction you desire.

Or it might, who am I to judge?
 
2013-12-02 01:55:00 AM
I tried curb sex but that concrete really chaffed my dick....
 
2013-12-02 01:56:15 AM

HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?


The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.

Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.


When you don't live on a coast, you work with what you have to pretend you do, so give 'em a break man.
 
2013-12-02 01:57:38 AM

Piizzadude: Fafai: Piizzadude: Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!

I really dont see much of an issue here except the citations

Lets you and I have sex right here ITT to protest these dummies.

I have no problem having sex in public. Done it more than once, in many a scenario. Unfortunately you appear to be the wrong gender....

NTTIAWWT


Yeah I don't do that gay stuff either unless I'm drunk like I am now.
 
2013-12-02 01:59:39 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?
The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.
Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.

Somebody should have pointed this out by now, but look carefully at the top and right side of Wisconsin, where the border touches big blue splotches: That's coastline.
[www.nationsonline.org image 850x734]


Those are lakeshores, not oceans.
 
2013-12-02 02:00:31 AM
There's a beach in Wisconsin at this time of year? Dammit, global warming on that level IS terrifying.
 
2013-12-02 02:00:59 AM
Anyone pupuing nude beaches riverside has never tried it. Bass are curious and like to nibble things, but worst case scenario, you notice.

Compare this to what a curious shark would do to your bits. Or a jelly.
 
2013-12-02 02:03:09 AM
A lot of law enforcement energy spent on victimless crimes.

Sounds about right.
 
2013-12-02 02:04:58 AM

C18H27NO3: JackalRabbit: and what does Arizona have to do with it?

I was making an observation on a couple of things I noticed while I was looking at info regarding the main topic.
Curious why you questioned about Arizona and not Arkansas, though.


Well duh, because Wisconsin and Arkansas are, um, wait, what was the question?
 
2013-12-02 02:08:33 AM
I say if anyone is willing to have sex on a nude beach in Wisconsin in December, more power to them.
 
2013-12-02 02:09:00 AM

Piizzadude: Fafai: "Some of the stuff we cited people for was fairly discreet," Kroeplin said, "but there was other stuff out in the wide open and never once did I see somebody come up and say `stop that.'"

There was sex going on and no one was stopping it!

I really dont see much of an issue here except the citations


Despite my considerable skill I have never earned a citation for sex!
 
2013-12-02 02:10:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: demaL-demaL-yeH: HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?
The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.
Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.

Somebody should have pointed this out by now, but look carefully at the top and right side of Wisconsin, where the border touches big blue splotches: That's coastline.
[www.nationsonline.org image 850x734]

Those are lakeshores, not oceans.


Why does it have to be an ocean for the shoreline to be referred to as a beach? Or does it?
 
2013-12-02 02:11:48 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: HotWingAgenda: Since when does Wiscahnsin have a coastline, much less beaches?
The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s.
Oh. You morons, that's a riverbank. Not a nude beach.

Somebody should have pointed this out by now, but look carefully at the top and right side of Wisconsin, where the border touches big blue splotches: That's coastline.
[www.nationsonline.org image 850x734]


That's no coast...
pinker.wjh.harvard.edu
THIS is a coast!

/Yoopers are so frickin' cute, dontchaknow
//I know, I know, Mitch-i-gan is da yoopers, not wiz-can-son
 
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