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(TMZ)   "HOW PAUL WALKER ENDED UP IN DEATH CAR." Um...he opened the passenger door? God, TMZ, must everything be an exploitative catastrophe with you?   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2013-12-01 08:53:59 PM  
God, TMZ, must everything be an exploitative catastrophe with you?

Yes it does

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-01 09:48:10 PM  
I assume that's a rhetorical question
 
2013-12-01 10:07:52 PM  
Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.
 
2013-12-01 11:43:32 PM  

Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.


That assumes the person has a soul to begin with.
 
2013-12-02 12:05:41 AM  
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2013-12-02 12:15:53 AM  
i.imgur.com
"Everything's a farking travesty with you, man!"
 
2013-12-02 12:56:11 AM  

Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.


The show makes me all kinds of stabby. The head guy has a very punchable face
 
2013-12-02 04:22:27 AM  
still waiting for a (key word here) WELL-CRAFTED "radio-controlled car thanks obama" conspiracy theory.
 
2013-12-02 06:47:24 AM  
Death Car, the Car That Eats

/patton got the title slightly wrong
 
2013-12-02 07:13:24 AM  
Death Car for Cutie
 
2013-12-02 07:32:48 AM  
Does this mean we don't have to endure any more of those horrid movies?
 
2013-12-02 07:35:52 AM  

Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.


No that's working for Congress.
 
2013-12-02 07:39:23 AM  

gfid: Does this mean we don't have to endure any more of those horrid movies?


Vin Diesel walked away from the first sequel and they made it anyway. You think they care who stars in these movies?
 
2013-12-02 07:40:59 AM  
Somebody pissed off Christine...
 
2013-12-02 07:48:53 AM  
Death Car... I smell a SyFy movie coming. Peobablly with sharks.
 
2013-12-02 07:50:35 AM  
I didn't realize it was a Carrera GT that they wrecked.

I guess there is a sad element to the story after all.
 
2013-12-02 07:53:30 AM  
How to get a job working for TMZ: Be illiterate; display shockingly bad photo manipulation abilities; be willing to have brains replaced with musk ox vomit.
 
2013-12-02 07:56:56 AM  
I have been around performance cars all my life.  One rule, I have never go for a ride with someone who has a new how rod who wants to take you out and "show you what this baby will do"
 
2013-12-02 08:13:58 AM  
If TMZ is so bad, why would you link to them subby?
 
2013-12-02 08:45:20 AM  

exboyracer: I have been around performance cars all my life.  One rule, I have never go for a ride with someone who has a new how rod who wants to take you out and "show you what this baby will do"


The driver was a pretty good racer in his own right, but knowing what I know about the Carrera GT, I would be worried if the guy had very little seat time.  Walter Rohrl even said the car scared the shiat out of him and he destroyed 2 in testing.  From what I have read, the snap oversteer on that car is a motherfarker and is way worse than the kind of oversteer you get from the 911s the guy had experience in racing.
 
2013-12-02 08:50:56 AM  

Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.


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I'd comfort her soul. Big ol Sasquatch mama!!!
 
2013-12-02 08:52:44 AM  

gfid: Does this mean we don't have to endure any more of those horrid movies?


I'm not a fan either, but come on, you're as melodramatic as TMZ.  "Have to endure" them?  What, did somebody strap you to a chair Clockwork Orange-style and force you to watch them?  Does it hurt you so badly to just see the name on a movie poster outside a theater?
 
2013-12-02 09:51:12 AM  

JoshTheTech: Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.

No that's working for Congress.


Nah, occasionally...well, once in a blue moon, really...you get the guy or gal that does some good in Congress.

The only way TMZ can do anything remotely reputable involves getting the shiat kicked out of them.
 
2013-12-02 10:17:37 AM  

Last Man on Earth: gfid: Does this mean we don't have to endure any more of those horrid movies?

I'm not a fan either, but come on, you're as melodramatic as TMZ.  "Have to endure" them?  What, did somebody strap you to a chair Clockwork Orange-style and force you to watch them?  Does it hurt you so badly to just see the name on a movie poster outside a theater?


After years of reading Farker comments in the entertainment tab, I've come to assume that most Farkers are watching movies they hate while being held at gunpoint.
 
2013-12-02 10:26:44 AM  
Complaining about TMZ's insensitivity will do about as much good as complaining about Sarah Palin's stupidity.

There are just some constants in the universe. The laws of nature simply cannot be changed.
You betcha!
 
2013-12-02 10:28:41 AM  

Last Man on Earth: gfid: Does this mean we don't have to endure any more of those horrid movies?

I'm not a fan either, but come on, you're as melodramatic as TMZ.  "Have to endure" them?  What, did somebody strap you to a chair Clockwork Orange-style and force you to watch them?  Does it hurt you so badly to just see the name on a movie poster outside a theater?



I'm with you, but every time some dumbass with tinted windows passes me on the right shoulder on the freeway and cuts in front of me or does some other boneheaded move, I say little prayers wishing grievous bodily harm to everyone who's ever been connected with these movies.
 
2013-12-02 11:04:19 AM  

gonzoduke: God, TMZ, must everything be an exploitative catastrophe with you?

Yes it does

/dnrtfa


As long as you keep clicking on it and linking it to Fark. I haven't counted, but how many TMZ and Daily Mail Iinks do we have about this crash already?
 
2013-12-02 11:12:45 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.

I'd comfort her soul. Big ol Sasquatch mama!!!


Who is that?
 
2013-12-02 11:20:01 AM  

homelessdude: Complaining about TMZ's insensitivity will do about as much good as complaining about Sarah Palin's stupidity.

There are just some constants in the universe. The laws of nature simply cannot be changed.
You betcha!


Both are what can be called marketing strategies.
 
2013-12-02 11:36:45 AM  
TMZ is the Republican Party of the Internet.
 
2013-12-02 12:00:12 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.

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I'd comfort her soul. Big ol Sasquatch mama!!!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-02 12:13:33 PM  

fatalvenom: Quantum Apostrophe: Clutch2013: Working at TMZ must be the worst kind of soul-annihilating.

I'd comfort her soul. Big ol Sasquatch mama!!!

Who is that?


Post the pic, please. I'm not taking him off of ignore just for that.
 
2013-12-02 03:42:25 PM  

Karma Chameleon: If TMZ is so bad, why would you link to them subby?


TMZ is for farktards whose lives are so sad they're emotionally invested in the lives of celebrities and care what they say to even sadder farktards who follow them around at airports asking stupid questions for a living.
 
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