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2013-12-01 08:22:41 PM  
I know "eye for an eye" is not a good mentality with punishment, but I think grabbing a guy's junk should be an exception.  Vernon should be allowed one punch to that guy's nuts in retribution.
 
2013-12-01 08:29:23 PM  
Someone please photoshop Babin with a dick in his hand.
 
2013-12-01 08:35:02 PM  
In MMA this is considered gouging.
 
2013-12-01 09:02:14 PM  
Total dick move
 
2013-12-01 09:04:11 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: In MMA this is considered gouging.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-01 09:04:38 PM  
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
 
2013-12-01 09:37:34 PM  
Wear a cup or stfu.
 
2013-12-01 10:39:23 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Wear a cup or stfu.


I doubt he wasn't wearing one.  Looks like he may have actually gotten pulled down by the cup itself. Having that snap back on your nuts probably isn't the most pleasant experience.
 
2013-12-01 10:41:26 PM  
That was truly a dick move by McDonald.
 
2013-12-01 10:41:33 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Wear a cup or stfu.

 
2013-12-01 10:45:12 PM  
I used to know a guy who thought football was gay because it had a bunch of guys tackling each other. I disagree, but this vid would have made that argument more difficult.

Note: In HS wrestling there is a legal but cowardly move where you grab/twist the opponents nuts to gain an advantage. It's called the "5-on-2". No coach with any pride would tolerate wrestlers who did that.
 
2013-12-01 10:55:25 PM  
Nice sack
 
2013-12-01 10:58:19 PM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I used to know a guy who thought football was gay because it had a bunch of guys tackling each other. I disagree, but this vid would have made that argument more difficult.

Note: In HS wrestling there is a legal but cowardly move where you grab/twist the opponents nuts to gain an advantage. It's called the "5-on-2". No coach with any pride would tolerate wrestlers who did that.


No worse than checking the oil.
 
2013-12-01 11:22:02 PM  
What about the vestigial tail?
 
2013-12-01 11:24:08 PM  

Longtime Lurker: RedPhoenix122: Wear a cup or stfu.

I doubt he wasn't wearing one.  Looks like he may have actually gotten pulled down by the cup itself. Having that snap back on your nuts probably isn't the most pleasant experience.


Actually from what I understand, most players don't wear one. Nuts hits are so uncommon, that players would prefer that possibility, to the constant pinching of the area from a cup.

I could be wrong though.
 
2013-12-01 11:26:49 PM  

meanmutton: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I used to know a guy who thought football was gay because it had a bunch of guys tackling each other. I disagree, but this vid would have made that argument more difficult.

Note: In HS wrestling there is a legal but cowardly move where you grab/twist the opponents nuts to gain an advantage. It's called the "5-on-2". No coach with any pride would tolerate wrestlers who did that.

No worse than checking the oil.


Never heard of that one, but if that had happened I have a feeling wrestling would have turned boxing real quick.
 
2013-12-01 11:27:11 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Wear a cup or stfu.

 
2013-12-01 11:38:34 PM  
Nice comment in the article...

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

That's just pure win, there.
 
2013-12-02 12:04:13 AM  
Cup check!
 
2013-12-02 12:23:35 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: meanmutton: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I used to know a guy who thought football was gay because it had a bunch of guys tackling each other. I disagree, but this vid would have made that argument more difficult.

Note: In HS wrestling there is a legal but cowardly move where you grab/twist the opponents nuts to gain an advantage. It's called the "5-on-2". No coach with any pride would tolerate wrestlers who did that.

No worse than checking the oil.

Never heard of that one, but if that had happened I have a feeling wrestling would have turned boxing real quick.


It happens.

www.joeydevilla.com
 
2013-12-02 12:23:41 AM  
"Motherfarker hit my penis"

http://deadspin.com/5368838/motherfer-hit-my-penis
 
2013-12-02 01:57:40 AM  

SilentStrider: Longtime Lurker: RedPhoenix122: Wear a cup or stfu.

I doubt he wasn't wearing one.  Looks like he may have actually gotten pulled down by the cup itself. Having that snap back on your nuts probably isn't the most pleasant experience.

Actually from what I understand, most players don't wear one. Nuts hits are so uncommon, that players would prefer that possibility, to the constant pinching of the area from a cup.

I could be wrong though.


When I played football, most of the guys did not wear cups. I didn't play college or pro, but I doubt they do either, given the proclivity for wearing as few and as small of pads as they can get away with.
 
2013-12-02 02:04:11 AM  
Yes.  Checking the oil most DEFINITELY happens  Sucks either way.  Effective...but sucks.
 
2013-12-02 02:38:24 AM  

unyon: It happens.
[www.joeydevilla.com image 800x450]


Saved for future use as a "Welcome to Fark" pic.
 
2013-12-02 02:45:10 AM  
His cup made from cotton candy??  Damn.
 
2013-12-02 04:59:00 AM  
Yeh I got Davis in my FB Pool and he still outperformed Yahoo's crappy prediction.

You can *try* to take my boy down, but this is the only way you'll do it.
 
2013-12-02 07:24:36 AM  
You'd better. Not. Touch. Certain parts of your bodies.

So I grabbed my head! And to make it look good, they bandaged up my head!
 
2013-12-02 08:49:29 AM  

SilentStrider: Actually from what I understand, most players don't wear one. Nuts hits are so uncommon, that players would prefer that possibility, to the constant pinching of the area from a cup.

I could be wrong though.


You're not. Cups aren't worth it.
 
2013-12-02 09:04:28 AM  

dstanley: You'd better. Not. Touch. Certain parts of your bodies.

So I grabbed my head! And to make it look good, they bandaged up my head!


Took long enough to get here...
 
2013-12-02 09:42:39 AM  

FLMountainMan: SilentStrider: Actually from what I understand, most players don't wear one. Nuts hits are so uncommon, that players would prefer that possibility, to the constant pinching of the area from a cup.

I could be wrong though.

You're not. Cups aren't worth it.


Until you get tackled by your dick.
 
2013-12-02 09:48:42 AM  
She started cryin' on my shoes and grabbing my dick
 
2013-12-02 12:44:22 PM  
It took one bad hop on a hard grounder that had me puking all over 2nd base to make me change my thinking.
 
2013-12-02 02:01:14 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: FLMountainMan: SilentStrider: Actually from what I understand, most players don't wear one. Nuts hits are so uncommon, that players would prefer that possibility, to the constant pinching of the area from a cup.

I could be wrong though.

You're not. Cups aren't worth it.

Until you get tackled by your dick.


The tyranny of the exception.
 
2013-12-02 04:06:47 PM  
Davis needs to focus on ball security.
 
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