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2013-12-01 09:26:00 PM
A man needed skin from his bottom to fix his nose after his brother bit off his hooter in a fight.


 I thought you people spawned the f*cking language. I have no idea what is going on there! They are words, I'll give you that. However, they mean nothing strung together like that!
 
2013-12-01 09:26:14 PM
Boobies
 
2013-12-01 09:27:58 PM
www.brain-magazine.fr

/Oblig
 
2013-12-01 09:34:55 PM
Well, that stinks.
 
2013-12-01 09:42:08 PM
"Boozed up brother bites of sibling's nose "

He also bit off a letter f ...
 
2013-12-01 09:42:26 PM
Now when his brother calls him Buttface, he really means it.
 
2013-12-01 09:46:35 PM
Pwllheil? How do you even pronounce that?

/wants to go to Wales very badly
 
2013-12-01 09:48:51 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-01 09:50:03 PM

NewportBarGuy: A man needed skin from his bottom to fix his nose after his brother bit off his hooter in a fight.


 I thought you people spawned the f*cking language. I have no idea what is going on there! They are words, I'll give you that. However, they mean nothing strung together like that!


They also spawned chavs and Australians.
 
2013-12-01 09:52:22 PM
At least I didn't get my nose bit off by a Saigon whore.
 
2013-12-01 09:52:52 PM
a.abcnews.com
 
2013-12-01 09:56:27 PM
Artist recreation:

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-01 09:57:34 PM
That's no skin off my...never mind
 
2013-12-01 09:58:47 PM
Do Brits really use the word "bro"?


Surgeons were unable to reattach the piece of nostril - instead they took a skin graft from his backside to fix the hole

Sneeze farts?
 
2013-12-01 10:04:06 PM

R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: At least I didn't get my nose bit off by a Saigon whore.


You... BASTARD!

static4.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-01 10:17:59 PM
Or a reaping accident
No nose Pruitt
/obscure?
 
2013-12-01 10:18:54 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-12-01 10:22:45 PM

"Sorry I bit off your nose, bro"



/rotsky
//pet peave
 
2013-12-01 10:27:25 PM
At first, the brother thought his mouth was filled with part of his brother's nose and slightly coagulated blood.  Then he realized it's snot.
 
2013-12-01 11:13:51 PM
I know a guy who lost his nose in a barfight.
 
2013-12-01 11:19:23 PM
That made about as much sense as this.
 
2013-12-01 11:41:37 PM

NewportBarGuy: A man needed skin from his bottom to fix his nose after his brother bit off his hooter in a fight.


 I thought you people spawned the f*cking language. I have no idea what is going on there! They are words, I'll give you that. However, they mean nothing strung together like that!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-01 11:52:36 PM

NewportBarGuy: A man needed skin from his bottom to fix his nose after his brother bit off his hooter in a fight.


 I thought you people spawned the f*cking language. I have no idea what is going on there! They are words, I'll give you that. However, they mean nothing strung together like that!


"Spawned" is the correct word here, yes.
 
2013-12-01 11:59:37 PM

ISO15693: [a.abcnews.com image 608x342]


came to post this

*shakes tiny penis*

I mean.. *fist*
 
2013-12-02 01:07:50 AM
www.grizzlybomb.com
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-12-02 02:42:07 AM

NewportBarGuy: A man needed skin from his bottom to fix his nose after his brother bit off his hooter in a fight.


 I thought you people spawned the f*cking language. I have no idea what is going on there! They are words, I'll give you that. However, they mean nothing strung together like that!


Except for hooter I don't see the problem there.

You couldn't figure out what a bottom was?
 
2013-12-02 05:28:36 AM
To be fair a night out in Wales is considered a dull affair unless at least three noses get bitten off.
 
2013-12-02 06:49:35 AM
Where is the Lee Marvin and his horse picture?
 
2013-12-02 10:09:58 AM

NewportBarGuy: A man needed skin from his bottom to fix his nose after his brother bit off his hooter in a fight.


 I thought you people spawned the f*cking language. I have no idea what is going on there! They are words, I'll give you that. However, they mean nothing strung together like that!


What do you mean "you people"?
 
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