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(Daily Star)   Seven of the top 10 Hollywood hunks are British. You know their movie roles: the strong, silent, never, ever smiling type   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 38
    More: Interesting, Robert Pattinson, Hollywood, Tom Hiddleston, Jamie Campbell Bower, Harry Styles, Henry Cavill, Idris Elba, Liam Hemsworth  
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2013-12-01 09:17:00 PM
Wow, that is a terrible picture of Tom Hiddleston.
 
2013-12-01 09:18:54 PM
And so, so, so utterly um hem haw charming, no?
 
2013-12-01 09:23:03 PM
Idris Elba. That is all.

/ So farking hot
 
2013-12-01 09:24:22 PM

Trocadero: Wow, that is a terrible picture of Tom Hiddleston.


I know; I could go to tumblr, randomly click and find about sixty better ones in five seconds flat.  I mean, there's farking five of them in the top links on r/ladyboners right now.  The fark is that one?  Did they maybe not want people to destroy their web server clicking on it?  Maybe that was it.
 
2013-12-01 09:40:13 PM
The fact that Robert Pattison is considered one of the most hottest men around is proof that too many women romanticize things. It's one of those cases that makes you think, "Hmm, maybe he makes up for it in personality." But if you've ever seen him on a talk show or anything he doesn't, he's just boring and awkward.
 
2013-12-01 09:43:48 PM
So a poll from a British news site found that 7 of the top 10 hunks were British? How weird, what are the odds of that happening?
 
jgi
2013-12-01 09:45:15 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-01 09:47:44 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Robbed I say!! Robbed!!
 
2013-12-01 10:06:15 PM
The lazy farkers could at least have provided a link to the list.


POSH TOTTY

WTF does that mean??
 
2013-12-01 10:09:49 PM
 
2013-12-01 10:16:06 PM

fusillade762: The lazy farkers could at least have provided a link to the list.


POSH TOTTY

WTF does that mean??


Not quite sure what it means, but a GIS for "posh totty" turns up a lot of images like this:

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So I'm all for it, whatever it is!
 
2013-12-01 10:33:11 PM
Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Want. Meh. Sort of want. Want. Meh. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE.
 
2013-12-01 10:37:34 PM
You know nothing, Daily Star Glamour Magazine.  :(

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2013-12-01 10:46:59 PM

fusillade762: Full list:

1. Henry Cavill

2. Robert Pattinson

3. Liam Hemsworth

4. Tom Hiddleston

5. Benedict Cumberbatch

6. Harry Styles

7. Chris Hemsworth

8. Idris Elba

9. Jamie Campbell Bower

10. Justin Bieber

Why do I get the feeling I'm being trolled?


I know...2 of these people? Bieber, and isn't Harry Styles the prince? And Cumberband's Khan? I don't know, none of them are on MY 'guys I'd go gay for for a night' list.
 
2013-12-01 10:50:59 PM

jgi:


Marry me.
 
2013-12-01 11:00:05 PM
I'm not sure Hiddleston fits the definition for hunk as much as Hemsworth and Cavill do.
 
2013-12-01 11:05:58 PM
Why is Pattinson even on the list? His face looks like a train wreck.
 
2013-12-01 11:13:30 PM
If I wasn't on mobile, I'd be posting many pictures of Tom Hardy and Charlie Hunnam. They're my top two. Because yum.
 
2013-12-01 11:14:33 PM

kroonermanblack: fusillade762: Full list:

1. Henry Cavill

2. Robert Pattinson

3. Liam Hemsworth

4. Tom Hiddleston

5. Benedict Cumberbatch

6. Harry Styles

7. Chris Hemsworth

8. Idris Elba

9. Jamie Campbell Bower

10. Justin Bieber

Why do I get the feeling I'm being trolled?

I know...2 of these people? Bieber, and isn't Harry Styles the prince? And Cumberband's Khan? I don't know, none of them are on MY 'guys I'd go gay for for a night' list.


Let me help.  Well known things they're in:

1. Man of Steel
2. Twilight douchebag
3. Hunger Games
4. Avengers/Thor
5. KHAAAAAN!
6. One Direction, whatever that is
7. Thor/Avengers
8. Thor, Luther
9. more Twilight stuff (his IMDB photo makes him look like the love child of Christian Slater and Johnny Depp)
10. "What the hell is a Justin Bieber?" meme

Of which I:
1. would hit it
2. kill it with fire!
3. meh
4. Like The Fist Of An Angry God!!!
5. Like the fist of a less angry, but no less vigorous, god
6. tell it to hit puberty before even looking at my bed
7. would hit it
8. would hit it
9. shoo it away because it has some serious crazy eyes
10. kill it with extremely prejudiced fire
 
2013-12-01 11:36:09 PM
What about that unshaven British guy who's always in action movies? Statham? Is he not considered a hunk?
 
2013-12-02 12:03:43 AM

fusillade762: Full list:

1. Henry Cavill

2. Robert Pattinson

3. Liam Hemsworth

4. Tom Hiddleston

5. Benedict Cumberbatch

6. Harry Styles

7. Chris Hemsworth

8. Idris Elba

9. Jamie Campbell Bower

10. Justin Bieber

Why do I get the feeling I'm being trolled?


Maybe because you don't consider the Biebs a hunk, but merely a cute mostly hairless creature that invokes a special tingling in your loins that you're afraid to think about?

ha just messin
 
2013-12-02 12:25:32 AM

fusillade762: The lazy farkers could at least have provided a link to the list.


POSH TOTTY

WTF does that mean??


Rich underage girls.
 
2013-12-02 12:29:23 AM

Ed Grubermann: fusillade762: The lazy farkers could at least have provided a link to the list.

POSH TOTTY

WTF does that mean??

Rich underage girls.


So why does the caption for Hiddleston contain that phrase? As far as I can tell he's only one of those things.
 
2013-12-02 01:31:32 AM

fusillade762: Ed Grubermann: fusillade762: The lazy farkers could at least have provided a link to the list.

POSH TOTTY

WTF does that mean??

Rich underage girls.

So why does the caption for Hiddleston contain that phrase? As far as I can tell he's only one of those things.


According to urban dictionary, it's a good looking male or female whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.
 
2013-12-02 01:52:03 AM
3 Asgardians, 1 Kryptonian, 1 genetically engineered superman..
 
2013-12-02 02:20:37 AM

cc_rider: You know nothing, Daily Star Glamour Magazine.  :(

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ZOMGASP!

  *thud*
 
2013-12-02 02:42:31 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What about that unshaven British guy who's always in action movies? Statham? Is he not considered a hunk?


Good question, so I pondered.  Statham has all the classic features required for major hunkitude, so why isn't he in my top 5 or 10?  Why does his name not even come up at all when compiling such lists?  Maybe Statham is like Diesel; pretty, but overexposed with duplicitous work and not big on reading.
 
2013-12-02 03:14:35 AM

OooShiny: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What about that unshaven British guy who's always in action movies? Statham? Is he not considered a hunk?

Good question, so I pondered.  Statham has all the classic features required for major hunkitude, so why isn't he in my top 5 or 10?  Why does his name not even come up at all when compiling such lists?  Maybe Statham is like Diesel; pretty, but overexposed with duplicitous work and not big on reading.


did you just say you honestly think a guy who's admitted to playing d&d isn't big on reading?

also, i'd just like to leave THIS british hunk here as well:
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/another hunky geek, as well!
 
2013-12-02 03:42:43 AM

cynicalminion: OooShiny: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What about that unshaven British guy who's always in action movies? Statham? Is he not considered a hunk?

Good question, so I pondered.  Statham has all the classic features required for major hunkitude, so why isn't he in my top 5 or 10?  Why does his name not even come up at all when compiling such lists?  Maybe Statham is like Diesel; pretty, but overexposed with duplicitous work and not big on reading.

did you just say you honestly think a guy who's admitted to playing d&d isn't big on reading?

also, i'd just like to leave THIS british hunk here as well:
[img.fark.net image 640x853]
/another hunky geek, as well!


Thought you were referring to Statham having played D&D and just could not see it because geeks are so often the smartest folks in the room.  Searching found no record of Statham playing D&D, but Diesel not only played it, he was a serious player with his character name being so obscure, it took 20 years for anyone to figure out what literature it came from.  Ends up Diesel is a gorgeous geek who DOES read and has even made a living from writing.  So, much respect for the D-man's geek cred.
 
2013-12-02 03:48:04 AM

OooShiny: Statham has all the classic features required for major hunkitude


He's this generation's JCVD or Segal.  He would have been hot in the 80s, but that whole "crap at acting martial arts expert" is really dated.  How many Fast & Furious and Expendables movies is he going to grunt his way through in the next 10 years?
 
2013-12-02 04:03:07 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-02 04:11:18 AM

OooShiny: cynicalminion: OooShiny: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What about that unshaven British guy who's always in action movies? Statham? Is he not considered a hunk?

Good question, so I pondered.  Statham has all the classic features required for major hunkitude, so why isn't he in my top 5 or 10?  Why does his name not even come up at all when compiling such lists?  Maybe Statham is like Diesel; pretty, but overexposed with duplicitous work and not big on reading.

did you just say you honestly think a guy who's admitted to playing d&d isn't big on reading?

also, i'd just like to leave THIS british hunk here as well:
[img.fark.net image 640x853]
/another hunky geek, as well!

Thought you were referring to Statham having played D&D and just could not see it because geeks are so often the smartest folks in the room.  Searching found no record of Statham playing D&D, but Diesel not only played it, he was a serious player with his character name being so obscure, it took 20 years for anyone to figure out what literature it came from.  Ends up Diesel is a gorgeous geek who DOES read and has even made a living from writing.  So, much respect for the D-man's geek cred.


yup.  rumor (don't know if ever verified) was that during the riddick filming he talked dame judi dench into a pickup game...  and sorry for the confusion, that comment started from me reading what you wrote and agreeing up until the last statement.

also i have favorited the nerd hq "mystery panel" rob kazinsky (see above) was on, partly because it's entertaining and partly because the first time i watched it i realized i could listen to him talk for hours, especially if he was smiling... apparently he's a big geek too.  yay for hot geeks!
 
2013-12-02 01:28:27 PM
Pattinson is still on a hot list? I thought he was done. Meh.

Hiddleston needs a better picture in the article and to be at least above Pattinson in the ranking.
 
2013-12-02 01:37:45 PM
No Charlie Hunnam?
 
2013-12-02 01:54:24 PM
List fails without David Tennant and Patrick Stewart.
 
2013-12-02 01:55:13 PM
List fails without Ian Somerhalder...
 
2013-12-02 02:49:10 PM

devilynn: List fails without Ian Somerhalder...


actually, he is on the expanded top 20 they put up.
 
2013-12-02 06:36:32 PM

eeyore102: List fails without David Tennant and Patrick Stewart.


Here ya go.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
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