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(Daily Mail)   Woman who at 5'8 and 117 pounds was told she was too fat to be a model and should lose weight decides to gain 183 lbs instead- and is hired as a model for Jean Paul Gaultier and Galiano   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 109
    More: Ironic, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Galiano, John Galliano, French Vogue, Gisele Bundchen, curly hair, Heidi Klum, obesity  
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2013-12-01 04:19:23 PM  
Stupid fashion industry, I'll never understand them.
 
2013-12-01 04:38:05 PM  
Those pics are....

*barf*

How does one dress people up to look like that and call it fashion
 
2013-12-01 04:39:10 PM  
dont stick your dick in crazy
 
2013-12-01 04:44:06 PM  
Yeah, because that's healthy.
 
2013-12-01 05:23:51 PM  
Weight has nothing to do wit it, she's not pretty.
 
2013-12-01 05:24:43 PM  
BARF.

That is all.
 
2013-12-01 05:33:10 PM  
Great, encourage the fatties.
 
2013-12-01 05:56:01 PM  
Clicked on the link to see if a 300 pound model was hot.

No, my brothers, she's not
 
2013-12-01 06:08:57 PM  
You sure showed them.
 
2013-12-01 06:30:28 PM  

smells_like_meat: Weight has nothing to do wit it, she's not pretty.


I'll give her this: she's the prettiest 300lb model I've ever seen.
 
2013-12-01 06:39:00 PM  
How do you go from 117 to 300? How do you hold a job when you have to eat 24/7?
 
2013-12-01 06:39:06 PM  
My wife is 5'8" and 120 and I keep telling her she's a lardass. Thanks for the verifiable proof, Subby.
 
2013-12-01 06:39:26 PM  
fap?
 
2013-12-01 06:41:11 PM  
I'm just waiting for the sarcastic, "Well why don't you jerk off to your bag of antlers while we heterosexuals appreciate real women" posts. Like there's no middle ground between Twiggy and the gargantuan dancing woman in Jabba's palace.
 
2013-12-01 06:41:14 PM  

Hoban Washburne: You sure showed them.


Revenge is a dish best eaten.
 
2013-12-01 06:41:45 PM  
Nice life choice. Ugh.
 
2013-12-01 06:42:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-01 06:45:03 PM  

unyon: smells_like_meat: Weight has nothing to do wit it, she's not pretty.

I'll give her this: she's the prettiest 300lb model I've ever seen.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-01 06:45:43 PM  
No.
 
2013-12-01 06:48:43 PM  
Is 36-24-36?
 
2013-12-01 06:49:40 PM  

Mugato: I'm just waiting for the sarcastic, "Well why don't you jerk off to your bag of antlers while we heterosexuals appreciate real women" posts. Like there's no middle ground between Twiggy and the gargantuan dancing woman in Jabba's palace.


My, aren't we feeling a bit defensive today?
 
2013-12-01 06:49:52 PM  

Bslim: Is 36-24-36?


Yes, both legs.
 
kth
2013-12-01 06:50:08 PM  
Wait. Someone named Velvet D'Amour is NOT a drag queen? That's sort of a waste of a drag queen name.
 
2013-12-01 06:51:30 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Mugato: I'm just waiting for the sarcastic, "Well why don't you jerk off to your bag of antlers while we heterosexuals appreciate real women" posts. Like there's no middle ground between Twiggy and the gargantuan dancing woman in Jabba's palace.

My, aren't we feeling a bit defensive today?


Just being preemptive.
 
2013-12-01 06:51:55 PM  
It boggles my mind that there are people who would willingly have sex with her.
 
2013-12-01 06:52:10 PM  
The fashion world is where being this is considered too fat:
www.kidport.com
Although her idea isn't much better. All I see is Divine from Pink Flamingos.
 
2013-12-01 06:53:30 PM  

WizardofToast: The fashion world is where being this is considered too fat:
[www.kidport.com image 339x700]
Although her idea isn't much better. All I see is Divine from Pink Flamingos.


That angle just makes her sharp knees all the more apparent. Apparently big bones really are a thing. That is the fattest skeleton I've ever seen, disgusting. Put the fork down, fatty!
 
2013-12-01 06:55:06 PM  

Bslim: Is 36-24-36?


That's her leg.
 
2013-12-01 07:00:38 PM  
I'm not a fan of skinny girls but let's not mince words here: she's not "plus-size" she's just fat.
 
2013-12-01 07:02:24 PM  
Say what you want, but she's not British hot, she;s American hot
 
2013-12-01 07:04:23 PM  

kth: Wait. Someone named Velvet D'Amour is NOT a drag queen? That's sort of a waste of a drag queen name.



She ends up looking like a drag queen too (at least in the professional shoots), which is kind of strange.
 
2013-12-01 07:04:31 PM  
Her pictures don't look flattering, but she sure does

/try the lard
 
2013-12-01 07:04:59 PM  

jaytkay: Bslim: Is 36-24-36?

That's her leg.


Her knees are too sharp.
 
2013-12-01 07:09:29 PM  
Roll her in flour and fark the wet spots?
 
2013-12-01 07:09:59 PM  
Too fat.
 
2013-12-01 07:10:08 PM  
She was great in that John Waters film
 
2013-12-01 07:12:41 PM  
Approves.

img2-2.timeinc.net

/watched it yesterday so first thing that came to mind.
 
2013-12-01 07:17:05 PM  
Rule #1: Never allow her to sit on your face if her thighs block out the stereo..
Rule #2: Never allow her to sit on your face if a tackle-and-block is required to get her off.
 
2013-12-01 07:21:18 PM  

astro716: She was great in that John Waters film


Link
 
2013-12-01 07:23:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-01 07:29:15 PM  
She's got her own thing going, kudos to her. Fat girl started a magazine and hired a publicist. Yay!
 
2013-12-01 07:32:42 PM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: She's got her own thing going, kudos to her. Fat girl started a magazine and hired a publicist. Yay!




A perfect user name for this thread.
 
2013-12-01 07:34:16 PM  
 
2013-12-01 07:36:11 PM  

Bslim: Is 36-24-36?


More like 48-36-52 so....not too far off.
 
2013-12-01 07:40:17 PM  

Mugato: I'm just waiting for the sarcastic, "Well why don't you jerk off to your bag of antlers while we heterosexuals appreciate real women" posts. Like there's no middle ground between Twiggy and the gargantuan dancing woman in Jabba's palace.


No sane guy would say that about this beast. She's morbidly obese by any criteria. What prompts the "bag of antlers" comments is when internet cellar-dwellers talk about girls on the cover of Playboy the way a normal human would describe an obese woman like this one.

The idiots who think there's no middle ground between "Twiggy and the gargantuan dancing woman in Jabba's palace" are the same homos who were calling this woman fat when she was barely 117 pounds.
 
2013-12-01 07:52:26 PM  

Mugato: I'm just waiting for the sarcastic, "Well why don't you jerk off to your bag of antlers while we heterosexuals appreciate real women" posts. Like there's no middle ground between Twiggy and the gargantuan dancing woman in Jabba's palace.


Someone wanna make with the Salma Hayek pics?
 
2013-12-01 07:58:39 PM  
iBleach
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-01 08:10:00 PM  

Bslim: Is 36-24-36?


Only if she's 5'3".
 
2013-12-01 08:13:25 PM  

Badmoodman: My wife is 5'8" and 120 and I keep telling her she's a lardass. Thanks for the verifiable proof, Subby.


And you weigh what???? You sound fat.
 
2013-12-01 08:18:50 PM  
Nope.

Nope nope nope nope nope.

My girlfriend is 5'3 and 210.   I have absolutely nothing against curvy / bigger women.   She's just not pretty.
 
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