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(News 8000 La Crosse)   Goose you're frozen on the ice / that's a place not very nice / I came to help get you unstuck / Because I'm the nurse who likes to ----   (news8000.com) divider line 51
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2013-12-01 10:38:51 AM
quixotando.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-01 12:13:33 PM
F*ck!

Is it f*ck? I bet it's f*ck.
 
2013-12-01 12:17:51 PM
in b4 pic of nurse Buck
 
2013-12-01 12:19:54 PM
Nice headline subby. I did snert.
 
2013-12-01 12:21:01 PM
blog.gayleleonard.com
 
2013-12-01 12:21:54 PM
Duck?
 
2013-12-01 12:24:01 PM
Talk to me, Goose.
 
2013-12-01 12:28:23 PM
Wisconsin? That thing will be shot before Christmas on be on some hunter's table.
 
2013-12-01 12:28:53 PM
but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.
 
2013-12-01 12:29:48 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-01 12:31:13 PM
the "oh it's got a broken wing, hope we can get that fixed" is a nice touch.
 
2013-12-01 12:31:23 PM
The goose was saved! Our long national nightmare is finally over!
 
2013-12-01 12:32:48 PM

Ima4nic8or: but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.


Right, I love to remind folks that the biggest component of "greenhouse gasses" is water vapor, by a wide margin. Not, CO2, not methane, not bull farts, but water.

What a load of hysterical climate hooey.
 
2013-12-01 12:33:43 PM
scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-12-01 12:38:23 PM
This just proves Jesus rode a dinosaur as much as it says any damn thing about global warming. It could be that we have already cooked that goose.
 
2013-12-01 12:46:05 PM
Hm. They didn't shoot it until it came out of the ice. Weird.

Must not have happened around here.
 
2013-12-01 12:46:34 PM

rkiller1: Ima4nic8or: but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.

Right, I love to remind folks that the biggest component of "greenhouse gasses" is water vapor, by a wide margin. Not, CO2, not methane, not bull farts, but water.

What a load of hysterical climate hooey.


Wait, the two of you are trying to turn a feel good story into a climate change flame war via your individual displays of blatant ignorance? Really? Wow, just wow.
 
2013-12-01 12:50:48 PM
The fact is I don't know what'll become of us. Here it is the
middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply
freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody
explain that? No.
 
2013-12-01 12:58:08 PM
That's a lot of effort to save a flying crap factory
 
2013-12-01 01:01:36 PM
Ooh is this where all the edgy people post how they should have killed it? You know, cause they're edgy and all. C'mon edgy farkers. Show us your edginess.

/EDGY!
 
2013-12-01 01:04:10 PM
Pluck?  You know, so you can get it out of the ice?
 
2013-12-01 01:11:25 PM

rnatalie: The fact is I don't know what'll become of us. Here it is the
middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply
freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody
explain that? No.


It's Wisconsin. The last time anything thawed out there was 1967, after all.
 
2013-12-01 01:14:26 PM

abhorrent1: Ooh is this where all the edgy people post how they should have killed it? You know, cause they're edgy and all. C'mon edgy farkers. Show us your edginess.

/EDGY!


Farker's gotta eat too.
 
2013-12-01 01:15:47 PM

ElLoco: Hm. They didn't shoot it until it came out of the ice. Weird.

Must not have happened around here.


Ethical hunters only shoot birds while on the wing (flying).
 
2013-12-01 01:20:12 PM

rkiller1: Ima4nic8or: but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.


Roight, climate change must be bunk because it's freezing cold in Wisconsin in late November.

Right, I love to remind folks that the biggest component of "greenhouse gasses" is water vapor, by a wide margin. Not, CO2, not methane, not bull farts, but water.

Roight, and climate scientists don't know the properties of water, either.

What a load of hysterical climate hooey.

Why not throw in AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRE! for the trifecta?
 
2013-12-01 01:27:15 PM

lamric: ElLoco: Hm. They didn't shoot it until it came out of the ice. Weird.

Must not have happened around here.

Ethical hunters only shoot birds while on the wing (flying).


He's coming right for us.

img13.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-01 01:32:47 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: rkiller1: Ima4nic8or: but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.

Roight, climate change must be bunk because it's freezing cold in Wisconsin in late November.

Right, I love to remind folks that the biggest component of "greenhouse gasses" is water vapor, by a wide margin. Not, CO2, not methane, not bull farts, but water.

Roight, and climate scientists don't know the properties of water, either.

What a load of hysterical climate hooey.

Why not throw in AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRE! for the trifecta?


I agree. Why not??  Global warming is in one sense man made.  Much like god, man created it through his rich imagination.  Al Gore may not have invented the internet but he did invent global warming.
 
2013-12-01 01:36:56 PM

lamric: ElLoco: Hm. They didn't shoot it until it came out of the ice. Weird.

Must not have happened around here.

Ethical hunters only shoot birds while on the wing (flying).


You don't hunt wild turkeys, do you, son...
 
2013-12-01 01:47:46 PM

Zafler: rkiller1: Ima4nic8or: but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.

Right, I love to remind folks that the biggest component of "greenhouse gasses" is water vapor, by a wide margin. Not, CO2, not methane, not bull farts, but water.

What a load of hysterical climate hooey.

Wait, the two of you are trying to turn a feel good story into a climate change flame war via your individual displays of blatant ignorance? Really? Wow, just wow.


Never underestimate the power of Fark.
 
2013-12-01 01:50:02 PM

megarian: F*ck!

Is it f*ck? I bet it's f*ck.


Hey, i dunno what I did to piss you off, but I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you upset or uncomfortable

/end threadjack.
 
2013-12-01 02:15:04 PM

lamric: ElLoco: Hm. They didn't shoot it until it came out of the ice. Weird.

Must not have happened around here.

Ethical hunters only shoot birds while on the wing (flying).


I... ok, so that joke didn't really fly.
 
2013-12-01 02:17:09 PM

macross87: Duck?


Cluck?
Muck?
Puck?
Suck?
Tuck?
 
2013-12-01 02:18:29 PM
So, does she fix the cable?
 
2013-12-01 02:19:54 PM

offmymeds: macross87: Duck?

Cluck?
Muck?
Puck?
Suck?
Tuck?


could be:

bruck, buc, buck, chuck, cluck, druck, duc, duck, duk, fluck, gluck, guck, huck, hucke, kluck, kruck, kruk, kuc, kuck, kuk, luck, lucke, luk, mruk, muck, pluck, puck, ruck, schmuck, schuch, schuck, shuck, smuck, snuck, struck, stuck, stucke, suc, suck, suk, truck, tuck, wnuk, wruck, yuck, yuk, zuck, or for that matter, zuk

it's probably duck though.
 
2013-12-01 02:21:32 PM

a_room_with_a_moose: lamric: ElLoco: Hm. They didn't shoot it until it came out of the ice. Weird.

Must not have happened around here.

Ethical hunters only shoot birds while on the wing (flying).

You don't hunt wild turkeys, do you, son...


Ok, waterfowl and upland birds...except turkey.
 
2013-12-01 02:30:38 PM
Wait, they saved a canada goose? Kind of a waste of effort then.
 
2013-12-01 02:35:01 PM
xahlee.org
 
2013-12-01 02:35:47 PM

ko_kyi: That's a lot of effort to save a flying crap factory

 
2013-12-01 02:44:38 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: offmymeds: macross87: Duck?

Cluck?
Muck?
Puck?
Suck?
Tuck?

could be:

bruck, buc, buck, chuck, cluck, druck, duc, duck, duk, fluck, gluck, guck, huck, hucke, kluck, kruck, kruk, kuc, kuck, kuk, luck, lucke, luk, mruk, muck, pluck, puck, ruck, schmuck, schuch, schuck, shuck, smuck, snuck, struck, stuck, stucke, suc, suck, suk, truck, tuck, wnuk, wruck, yuck, yuk, zuck, or for that matter, zuk

it's probably duck though.



It begins with F, ends with UCK, and gets everyone excited when they hear it.


FIRETRUCK
 
2013-12-01 02:55:23 PM
offmymeds: The goose was saved! Our long national nightmare is finally over oven!
 
2013-12-01 03:09:35 PM
Appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE

/Those geese were made in America!
 
2013-12-01 03:14:05 PM
WTF is wrong with you people?
 
2013-12-01 03:24:42 PM

poorjon: Wait, they saved a canada goose? Kind of a waste of effort then.


I know right. Cheap ass goose
 
2013-12-01 03:27:20 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: offmymeds: macross87: Duck?

Cluck?
Muck?
Puck?
Suck?
Tuck?

could be:

bruck, buc, buck, chuck, cluck, druck, duc, duck, duk, fluck, gluck, guck, huck, hucke, kluck, kruck, kruk, kuc, kuck, kuk, luck, lucke, luk, mruk, muck, pluck, puck, ruck, schmuck, schuch, schuck, shuck, smuck, snuck, struck, stuck, stucke, suc, suck, suk, truck, tuck, wnuk, wruck, yuck, yuk, zuck, or for that matter, zuk

it's probably duck though.


Mulva?
somechum.com
 
2013-12-01 05:57:01 PM
www.tvornottv.net
 
2013-12-01 06:31:52 PM
Ima4nic8or

Roight, climate change must be bunk because it's freezing cold in Wisconsin in late November.
No, it's bunk because of

the bullshiat predictions that are less reliable than Sylvia Browne

over 1,000 record low temperatures this year.

multiple studies that show temps are up FAR less than previously reported

reports showing any warming that may have been going on (natural fluctuation as we are not in a static system) stopped about a dozen years ago.

etc...

etc...

etc...
 
2013-12-01 06:44:24 PM
"What're ya tryna do, bud?  Kid me?"
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-01 06:52:49 PM

OnlyM3: No, it's bunk because of

over 1,000 record low temperatures this year.


Someone doesn't know the difference between "weather" and "climate".

multiple studies that show temps are up FAR less than previously reported

So you acknowledge that temperatures are increasing then...

reports showing any warming that may have been going on (natural fluctuation as we are not in a static system) stopped about a dozen years ago.

So, then they're not increasing? Talk about moving goalposts...
 
2013-12-01 10:41:17 PM

Ima4nic8or: Lee Jackson Beauregard: rkiller1: Ima4nic8or: but, but, but.....global warming.

Its so damn cold that geese are freezing in place but we are concerned about so called man made global warming. Go figure.

Roight, climate change must be bunk because it's freezing cold in Wisconsin in late November.

Right, I love to remind folks that the biggest component of "greenhouse gasses" is water vapor, by a wide margin. Not, CO2, not methane, not bull farts, but water.

Roight, and climate scientists don't know the properties of water, either.

What a load of hysterical climate hooey.

Why not throw in AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRE! for the trifecta?

I agree. Why not??  Global warming is in one sense man made.  Much like god, man created it through his rich imagination.  Al Gore may not have invented the internet but he did invent global warming.


He did make it popular, but sure as hell didn't actually believe in practicing what he preached.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp
 
2013-12-02 03:50:48 AM
Lady newscaster's hair looks like a goose got frozen there, too.
 
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