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2013-12-01 07:13:34 AM
Clowndown?  HIde your kids.
 
2013-12-01 08:58:03 AM
I hear that the Chefs are looking to starting cooking up a little revenge for the Broncos.
 
2013-12-01 09:19:29 AM
Texans might do good this week.  After all, they hired another new QB!

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2013-12-01 09:58:24 AM

Mangoose: I hear that the Chefs are looking to starting cooking up a little revenge for the Broncos.


I can't tell what you are saying but chiefs need this win badly
 
2013-12-01 10:05:43 AM

libranoelrose: Mangoose: I hear that the Chefs are looking to starting cooking up a little revenge for the Broncos.

I can't tell what you are saying but chiefs need this win badly


The game is most likely the difference of 1st seed and 5th seed for both teams.
 
2013-12-01 10:09:06 AM
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2013-12-01 10:15:49 AM

sammyk: libranoelrose: Mangoose: I hear that the Chefs are looking to starting cooking up a little revenge for the Broncos.

I can't tell what you are saying but chiefs need this win badly

The game is most likely the difference of 1st seed and 5th seed for both teams.


Yep. As a Chiefs fan, I'm ignoring whatever odds there are for this game and just hoping for the best.
 
2013-12-01 10:19:21 AM
i said probably 3 weeks ago that there was too much ground to make up for a Cardinal playoff appearance.  well, in light of 4 straight wins, it is far more likely than I believed. However, with even a cursory glance at the other WC teams current win totals and schedule, the Cardinals cannot lose this game.  Haven't checked the line, and the line is really not so much about who will win but money (duh) but.....the cards cannot lose this game if they expect to hold the line re playoffs.  not sure if we're in the 11AM slot or 2PM, hope the 2PM as that is usually a better EST slot than the dreaded breakfast football.
 
2013-12-01 10:24:02 AM
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Hoping for fortyburger, worried about the upset.
 
2013-12-01 10:33:35 AM
There is one important game here that should have been flexed by NBC, but having the Giants on prime time was too much for them to pass.

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GO CARDS!
 
2013-12-01 10:34:59 AM

rickythepenguin: i said probably 3 weeks ago that there was too much ground to make up for a Cardinal playoff appearance.  well, in light of 4 straight wins, it is far more likely than I believed. However, with even a cursory glance at the other WC teams current win totals and schedule, the Cardinals cannot lose this game.  Haven't checked the line, and the line is really not so much about who will win but money (duh) but.....the cards cannot lose this game if they expect to hold the line re playoffs.  not sure if we're in the 11AM slot or 2PM, hope the 2PM as that is usually a better EST slot than the dreaded breakfast football.


We're the early game homie, shades of thanksgiving 2008
 
2013-12-01 10:41:52 AM

neuroflare: There is one important game here that should have been flexed by NBC, but having the Giants on prime time was too much for them to pass.


completely agree.  i understand why you did it NBC but i'd rather you acknowledged tehre is a game with far more playoff implications.

and we're in the morning slot.  shiatfark.  and per the paper, Eagles favored by 3.  seems high.  i can get tehm being favored, being home and all vs west coast team but, 3?

ARIZONA, SCREW THE POINTS.  ARIZONA BY 10 AT LEAST ALL DAY URRRRRDAY
 
2013-12-01 11:03:04 AM
 
2013-12-01 11:04:00 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: sammyk: libranoelrose: Mangoose: I hear that the Chefs are looking to starting cooking up a little revenge for the Broncos.

I can't tell what you are saying but chiefs need this win badly

The game is most likely the difference of 1st seed and 5th seed for both teams.

Yep. As a Chiefs fan, I'm ignoring whatever odds there are for this game and just hoping for the best.


Yep, this game will most likely be for home field advantage through out the play offs.

Barring a spectacular collapse by either team.

Any word on if Houston will be playing today?

Local news says Hali is expected to play.
 
2013-12-01 11:09:35 AM
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Okay, so... all but 1 of my picks last week won. o_o'

Let's see if I can do a LITTLE bit better today. My picks for today are as follows:

- Browns beat Jacksonville in the Clownshoes Bowl.

- Lucky Ponies launch a successful Attack On Titan.

- Ditka > Odin; DA' Bears maul the Vikings.

- Bad Fish downs the Jets in Jersey. I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines...

- A rare Tequila Sunrise is witnessed in Philly, making the Eagles a Victim Of Love against the Arizona Cardinals.

- Panthers pounce on the Bucs.

- Patriots 109, Houston -2

- Buffalo tramples over the Confederates.

- Niners fleece the Rams

- PONIES!!! XD

- Bengals win in San Diego, Philip Rivers wins The Jake.

- Maryland Redskins topple the Giants on Sunday Night. Wait... THIS is the night game?! NOOOOOOOOO! ;_;

Good luck to some, little American flags for the rest. :P
 
2013-12-01 11:12:02 AM

Captain Steroid: Attack On Titan


That was a really good anime
 
2013-12-01 11:16:45 AM
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Early games are brutal.  Cards got hosed, should have been flexed to tonight. NY and Racists is a dog.
 
2013-12-01 11:24:26 AM

libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: sammyk: libranoelrose: Mangoose: I hear that the Chefs are looking to starting cooking up a little revenge for the Broncos.

I can't tell what you are saying but chiefs need this win badly

The game is most likely the difference of 1st seed and 5th seed for both teams.

Yep. As a Chiefs fan, I'm ignoring whatever odds there are for this game and just hoping for the best.

Yep, this game will most likely be for home field advantage through out the play offs.

Barring a spectacular collapse by either team.

Any word on if Houston will be playing today?

Local news says Hali is expected to play.


Houston's out.
 
2013-12-01 11:29:23 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Houston's out.


Yep, just saw that.

Is this the 1  year anniversary of the Belcher incident?
 
2013-12-01 11:37:37 AM
fark! Ellington is out
 
2013-12-01 11:48:46 AM

libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: Houston's out.

Yep, just saw that.

Is this the 1  year anniversary of the Belcher incident?


Yeah :-\ Elizabeth Merrill had a nice story about it over on ESPN the other day.
 
2013-12-01 11:55:47 AM
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Soon...
 
2013-12-01 11:58:35 AM

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Soon...


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Kiss my ass
/or cloaca
 
2013-12-01 12:03:23 PM
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2013-12-01 12:07:26 PM

neuroflare: There is one important game here that should have been flexed by NBC, but having the Giants on prime time was too much for them to pass.

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GO CARDS!


Yup.  It's all about the tv market, not the game...although this is pretty much an elimination game for the either the Gints or the Redstinks.
 
2013-12-01 12:07:29 PM
Video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford trying out for the Bills:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdlWox3CBs
 
2013-12-01 12:09:04 PM
Today I am an Arizona Cardinals Fan!
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C'mon Redbirds.  Must beat the Smeagols.
 
2013-12-01 12:09:14 PM

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2013-12-01 12:10:41 PM
Our gaming group met yesterday, so I have nothing stopping me from watching football all day.

/and there's still some grog left, so no mystery whiskey today
 
2013-12-01 12:12:06 PM

Captain Steroid: Okay, so... all but 1 of my picks last week won LOST. o_o'


FTFM.

\ Goddamit. -_-'
 
2013-12-01 12:12:39 PM

neuroflare: Captain Steroid: Attack On Titan

That was a really good anime


I hate anime and even I thought it was great.

Also, bring on the clowndown.
 
2013-12-01 12:13:18 PM

UNC_Samurai: Our gaming group met yesterday, so I have nothing stopping me from watching football all day.

/and there's still some grog left, so no mystery whiskey today


Lucky, I haven't had a gaming group in years, I just stare at my d&d and mechwarrior books with longing while fondling my dice bag
 
2013-12-01 12:16:05 PM

Shakes999: neuroflare: Captain Steroid: Attack On Titan

That was a really good anime

I hate anime and even I thought it was great.

Also, bring on the clowndown.


Heh, Clowndown.  I created it.  It's mine. Say it!
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SAY IT!
 
2013-12-01 12:16:18 PM
AFC West coaches mic'ed up, lol

Awesome
 
2013-12-01 12:17:09 PM

neuroflare: UNC_Samurai: Our gaming group met yesterday, so I have nothing stopping me from watching football all day.

/and there's still some grog left, so no mystery whiskey today

Lucky, I haven't had a gaming group in years, I just stare at my d&d and mechwarrior books with longing while fondling my dice bag


You should check out roll20.net - nice little site for handling anything on the tabletop, just can't help you with the hard part of finding people who aren't chucklefarks.

/now I'm getting ideas of NFL-themed mechs
//an Urbanmech painted in Jags colors
 
2013-12-01 12:25:11 PM

neuroflare: UNC_Samurai: Our gaming group met yesterday, so I have nothing stopping me from watching football all day.

/and there's still some grog left, so no mystery whiskey today

Lucky, I haven't had a gaming group in years, I just stare at my d&d and mechwarrior books with longing while fondling my dice bag


Fark is not your personal erotica site.

/ played Cthulhu Munchkin yesterday that sorta counts as gaming...
 
2013-12-01 12:27:11 PM
Good morning, all. I have been up for too long on too little sleep. I want clownshoes football right out of the gate so this world makes sense.
 
2013-12-01 12:28:17 PM

neuroflare: There is one important game here that should have been flexed by NBC, but having the Giants on prime time was too much for them to pass.

GO CARDS!


After this weekend's football festivus, I'm glad NBC decided to give us the night off.
 
2013-12-01 12:30:42 PM
I fully expect Rob Ford to show up in the SkyDome wearing an undersized women's Falcons jersey, disheveled and red-faced.
 
2013-12-01 12:31:07 PM

Primitive Screwhead: neuroflare: UNC_Samurai: Our gaming group met yesterday, so I have nothing stopping me from watching football all day.

/and there's still some grog left, so no mystery whiskey today

Lucky, I haven't had a gaming group in years, I just stare at my d&d and mechwarrior books with longing while fondling my dice bag

Fark is not your personal erotica site.

/ played Cthulhu Munchkin yesterday that sorta counts as gaming...


I love Munchkin, but too many friendships have ended on the rocks from players taking it too seriously. It still counts as gaming, though.
 
2013-12-01 12:32:02 PM
Week 13 Delhomme Leaderboard on Sunday

Matt Flynn, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (INT, 2 FUM)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Andrew Luck, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Brandon Weeden, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Cam Newton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Case Keenum, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Chad Henne, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Geno Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh McCown, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Mike Glennon, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Nick Foles, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-12-01 12:33:18 PM

Captain Steroid: Captain Steroid: Okay, so... all but 1 of my picks last week won LOST. o_o'

FTFM.

\ Goddamit. -_-'


That makes a hell of a difference.
 
2013-12-01 12:34:28 PM
Things I do for love. Cards are on tv locally for the first Sunday in a long time, and I'm stuck at ikea with my partner trying to match his app-derived list with the actual store layout. #FOMOF
 
2013-12-01 12:36:42 PM

ariseatex: Things I do for love. Cards are on tv locally for the first Sunday in a long time, and I'm stuck at ikea with my partner trying to match his app-derived list with the actual store layout. #FOMOF


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2013-12-01 12:37:11 PM
GO FISH!

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/old school
 
2013-12-01 12:37:23 PM

ariseatex: Things I do for love. Cards are on tv locally for the first Sunday in a long time, and I'm stuck at ikea with my partner trying to match his app-derived list with the actual store layout. #FOMOF



on the other hand, those little meatballs are kinda good.....

going to Cards/Rams next week.  I'll take a picture for you.  RISE UP RED SEA
 
2013-12-01 12:37:41 PM
It may not be a game of huge importance, but the Giants/Redskins game could be entertaining. I keep expecting Eli to bust out a monster game, but if not, good old-fashioned clownshoes potential.
 
2013-12-01 12:37:52 PM

ariseatex: Things I do for love. Cards are on tv locally for the first Sunday in a long time, and I'm stuck at ikea with my partner trying to match his app-derived list with the actual store layout. #FOMOF


Okay, I know some men make sacrifices but farking IKEA over the GOTY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO YOU WATCH THAT FARKING GAME! FARK IKEA AND THEIR HORSEMEATBALLS!
 
2013-12-01 12:38:14 PM
I was hoping for the Cardinals game, but I'm only getting the Pats@TexMex. Fark it. I'm going back to bed.
 
2013-12-01 12:38:24 PM
I'm just looking forward to some football. After 6 weeks in Australia, I'm home to watch some without being called a yankee pussy. Screw Cricket, is what I'm trying to say here.
 
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