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(News.com.au)   114-year-old woman says that anyone can live a long life if they eat eggs-actly the same thing   (news.com.au) divider line 17
    More: Spiffy, La Stampa, raw egg, dieting  
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2013-12-01 09:53:38 AM  
No thanks, I'll stick to my current diet and hopefully die before I'm shiatting myself.
 
2013-12-01 10:48:01 AM  
There really is only one secret to longevity:

Don't die.
 
2013-12-01 10:59:19 AM  
Mediterranean diet.

/olives are nasty
 
2013-12-01 11:12:24 AM  
Another person who hit the longevity lottery assumes that the only reason is their personal choices.
 
2013-12-01 11:17:09 AM  
Palio for the win!
 
2013-12-01 12:04:53 PM  
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2013-12-01 12:21:33 PM  
She's bored out of her mind, which is why it seems like it's been 114 years. Really, she's only 60.
 
2013-12-01 12:42:10 PM  

zippythechimp: Palio for the win!


You mean paleo? Hope you don't like your kidneys with the low carb diet
 
2013-12-01 01:27:45 PM  

machoprogrammer: zippythechimp: Palio for the win!

You mean paleo? Hope you don't like your kidneys with the low carb diet


Wat? The good folks at Mt Sinai found that low carb diets not only help cure your diaBEETus, but also cure your kidney disease. Sure, the study was done on mice, but humans appear to benefit as well.

http://www.mountsinai.org/about-us/newsroom/press-releases/diabetic- ki dney-failure-may-be-reversed-with-low-carbohydrate-diet
 
2013-12-01 01:41:03 PM  

phillydrifter: /olives are nasty


This. I can understand grinding them up to separate out the oil, but who came up with the idea of soaking them in lye for a month to make them edible? Nasty, rubbery things.
 
2013-12-01 05:09:50 PM  
I'm aiming for about 70. Past 70 everything worth keeping goes downhill, screw that.
 
2013-12-01 05:39:11 PM  
She looks like she has sharp knees.
 
2013-12-01 08:00:24 PM  

dryknife: She looks like she has sharp knees.


True, but she appears to have no teeth. Giggity.
 
2013-12-01 08:59:49 PM  
 
2013-12-01 09:04:56 PM  
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Approves.
 
2013-12-01 11:41:07 PM  

Ambivalence: There really is only one secret to longevity:

Don't die.


Reminds me of the secret to flying.
 
2013-12-02 02:36:31 AM  
God bless her. I'm sure the environment helps:

www.visitsitaly.com
Verbania, Italy
 
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