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(Daily Mail)   Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis make an important family decision. Mazel tov   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 50
    More: Spiffy, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Jewish, widowers, Kabbalah, traffic officer, elderly woman, Demi Moore  
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2013-12-01 09:19:17 AM  
huh. I didn't know she was Jewish.  At least neither of them are farking Scientology idiots.
 
2013-12-01 09:25:03 AM  

abhorrent1: huh. I didn't know she was Jewish.  At least neither of them are farking Scientology idiots.


I should hope not. Presumably they're farking each other.
 
2013-12-01 09:26:11 AM  
Douchetastic news!
 
2013-12-01 09:27:13 AM  
Live and be well.
 
2013-12-01 09:33:56 AM  
Ashton is a mystic now. On the path to ascension.

Stop laughing. He really is, you guys. Has a coffee table book and everything.
 
2013-12-01 09:44:08 AM  
They're gonna get another dog?
 
2013-12-01 09:49:13 AM  
Bears!
 
2013-12-01 10:11:41 AM  
She's jewish, her nipples are amish, her vag is protestant, and her anus is catholic.

Lucky for her, his penis is lutheran, so it all evens out.
 
mhd
2013-12-01 10:18:30 AM  
Hollywood is still doing that Kabbalah thing?
 
2013-12-01 10:21:30 AM  
Never knew that they were an item. She seems so much smarter than him.
 
2013-12-01 10:24:11 AM  
TMZ was speculating the other day Mila's pregnant so a few days from now it will be announced that she is pregnant.
 
2013-12-01 10:29:26 AM  
Well .....

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/am I using that meme right, I never really got it.
 
2013-12-01 11:04:26 AM  
I'm sure things will be fine until he cheats on her with Pam Macy.
 
2013-12-01 11:36:47 AM  
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2013-12-01 11:38:10 AM  
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2013-12-01 11:41:39 AM  

abhorrent1: huh. I didn't know she was Jewish. At least neither of them are farking Scientology idiots.


Her family emigrated from the Ukraine when she was seven. She speaks fluent Russian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhMQhMFgE-Y

We're fifth-cousins, wouldn't mind being "kissing cousins" if you know what I mean...

/FYI Ashkenazi Jews are fifth-cousins, genetically, anyway. Tighten up our family tree just a little bit and we're sitting on the porch of a beat-up house in a swamp playing "Hava Nagila" on banjos.
 
2013-12-01 11:42:40 AM  
They're choosing the religion for the kids they haven't had yet?

I feel bad for the kids.
 
2013-12-01 11:57:51 AM  

abhorrent1: I didn't know she was Jewish

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2013-12-01 12:16:37 PM  
Important family decision?  They're getting Aston circumcised?

abhorrent1: huh. I didn't know she was Jewish.  At least neither of them are farking Scientology idiots.


Aren't those your only choices in Hollywood?
 
2013-12-01 12:38:12 PM  
She finally gets curves, but in the wrong places.
 
2013-12-01 12:42:22 PM  
Someone get back to me when she starts making R-rated movies and getting naked.

She made a whole movie about farking her friend and every time they did it she had her clothes on.

Sorry sweetie, do it soon.
 
2013-12-01 12:52:39 PM  
Oh cr@p another chick with taint of Kutcher on her.
 
ecl
2013-12-01 12:55:31 PM  
It's not Fark, it's TheFrisky.
 
2013-12-01 01:00:28 PM  
I'm waiting for the moment Ashton admits he's infertile and tells Kunis "You got punk'd!"
 
2013-12-01 01:02:28 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: They're choosing the religion for the kids they haven't had yet?

I feel bad for the kids.


They'll be Jews in Hollywood. Don't feel too badly for them.
 
2013-12-01 01:15:01 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Well .....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x170]

/am I using that meme right, I never really got it.


watch the movie. he plays a real nasty prick of a SOB, one scene in particular is appalling.
 
2013-12-01 01:26:24 PM  
I couldn't decide which matters to me less: Kim Kardashian not spending time with her baby cuz she's a self-promoting cooze, or Ashton & Mila raising their baby according to sheep-herding tribal edicts.

So I posted here.
 
2013-12-01 01:43:15 PM  

mhd: Hollywood is still doing that Kabbalah thing?


Came here to wonder about that, too.

Kabbalah:Judaism as Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose:Catholicism
 
2013-12-01 01:45:46 PM  
Oy vey.
 
2013-12-01 01:46:54 PM  
Enjoy her while you can. She's a little Ukrainian jewish woman. They turn into the archetypical little eastern european nana around 40.
 
2013-12-01 01:55:15 PM  
Another one bites the dust.
Why is having children considered taking a relationship to "the next level"? Isn't 2 people in a committed loving relationship enough?
 
2013-12-01 02:08:36 PM  
Everyone knows Hollywood needs more Jews.
 
2013-12-01 02:43:49 PM  
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You guys are disapoint me.
 
2013-12-01 03:08:46 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: Everyone knows Hollywood needs more Jews.


rzrwiresunrise: Ashton & Mila raising their baby according to sheep-herding tribal edicts.


carnifex2005: They'll be Jews in Hollywood. Don't feel too badly for them.


Funny how folks around here routinely accuse everyone they don't like of being "Islamophobic" for the slightest damn thing, yet they'll make insensitive comments about Jews and think nothing of it. If a Republican Congressman referred to Islam as "sheep-herding tribal edicts" it would be all over the place, and people here would be falling all over themselves to express their self-righteousness and outrage over it.
 
ecl
2013-12-01 04:55:16 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: barneyfifesbullet: Everyone knows Hollywood needs more Jews.

rzrwiresunrise: Ashton & Mila raising their baby according to sheep-herding tribal edicts.

carnifex2005: They'll be Jews in Hollywood. Don't feel too badly for them.

Funny how folks around here routinely accuse everyone they don't like of being "Islamophobic" for the slightest damn thing, yet they'll make insensitive comments about Jews and think nothing of it. If a Republican Congressman referred to Islam as "sheep-herding tribal edicts" it would be all over the place, and people here would be falling all over themselves to express their self-righteousness and outrage over it.


You think BarneyFife is a defender of Islam?
 
2013-12-01 06:33:20 PM  

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2013-12-01 07:00:36 PM  

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I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.
 
2013-12-01 07:18:29 PM  
0/10.  Just overcommitted.
 
2013-12-01 07:41:14 PM  

John Buck 41: 69gnarkill69: SearchN: [cdn4.moviemagik.in image 753x1002]

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Just for you SearchN, I'm on it.

I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.


How's ghey working out for you?
 
2013-12-01 07:57:44 PM  

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2013-12-01 08:41:41 PM  
It's funny that Ashton thought he had a choice in the matter.
 
2013-12-01 09:39:12 PM  

69gnarkill69: John Buck 41: 69gnarkill69: SearchN: [cdn4.moviemagik.in image 753x1002]

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Just for you SearchN, I'm on it.

I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.

How's ghey working out for you?


I wouldn't know. How's liking the bodies of 13 y/o girls working out for you?

Pretty well, it appears.
 
2013-12-01 09:44:55 PM  
What wonderful mixture of races is Mila? Yummy!

 
2013-12-01 09:54:21 PM  

John Buck 41: 69gnarkill69: John Buck 41: 69gnarkill69: SearchN: [cdn4.moviemagik.in image 753x1002]

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Just for you SearchN, I'm on it.

I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.

How's ghey working out for you?

I wouldn't know. How's liking the bodies of 13 y/o girls working out for you?

Pretty well, it appears.


Ahhh, the old stand-by retort of a closet homosexual.  It's OK, being gay is biological and not a choice. More and more people are coming to this realization so march forward and be strong, stand up for whom you are and to hell with the haters!

/I keed, I keed
 
2013-12-01 10:00:06 PM  

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Just for you SearchN, I'm on it.

I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.

How's ghey working out for you?

I wouldn't know. How's liking the bodies of 13 y/o girls working out for you?

Pretty well, it appears.

Ahhh, the old stand-by retort of a closet homosexual.  It's OK, being gay is biological and not a choice. More and more people are coming to this realization so march forward and be strong, stand up for whom you are and to hell with the haters!

/I keed, I keed


Check his profile man. I think he is into females, but the 4 legged kind.

/Damn it what the hell does that say about me.
//Sorry John, couldn't resist the rim shot.
///And we both know you be trollin John.
 
2013-12-01 10:49:16 PM  

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Just for you SearchN, I'm on it.

I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.

How's ghey working out for you?

I wouldn't know. How's liking the bodies of 13 y/o girls working out for you?

Pretty well, it appears.

Ahhh, the old stand-by retort of a closet homosexual.  It's OK, being gay is biological and not a choice. More and more people are coming to this realization so march forward and be strong, stand up for whom you are and to hell with the haters!

/I keed, I keed

Check his profile man. I think he is into females, but the 4 legged kind.

/Damn it what the hell does that say about me.
//Sorry John, couldn't resist the rim shot.
///And we both know you be trollin John.


Well, actually I'm not. I don't find her attractive from the neck up, and her lack of curves is detracting. The best I can say is she's not ugly and she isn't fat. But hey, if she rocks you 2 guys worlds, have fun.
 
2013-12-01 11:02:52 PM  

abhorrent1: huh. I didn't know she was Jewish.  At least neither of them are farking Scientology idiots.


It will be good for their careers
 
2013-12-01 11:16:04 PM  
She must be working her way thru the cast of That 70's Show.
Kirkwood (what the hell kind of name is that?) Smith is next...
 
2013-12-01 11:57:18 PM  

John Buck 41: SearchN: 69gnarkill69: John Buck 41: 69gnarkill69: John Buck 41: 69gnarkill69: SearchN: [cdn4.moviemagik.in image 753x1002]

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[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x255]
[inspired-portal.com image 620x400]
[i.imgur.com image 500x211]

Just for you SearchN, I'm on it.

I'd go with butterface but that would imply she's got a nice body.

How's ghey working out for you?

I wouldn't know. How's liking the bodies of 13 y/o girls working out for you?

Pretty well, it appears.

Ahhh, the old stand-by retort of a closet homosexual.  It's OK, being gay is biological and not a choice. More and more people are coming to this realization so march forward and be strong, stand up for whom you are and to hell with the haters!

/I keed, I keed

Check his profile man. I think he is into females, but the 4 legged kind.

/Damn it what the hell does that say about me.
//Sorry John, couldn't resist the rim shot.
///And we both know you be trollin John.

Well, actually I'm not. I don't find her attractive from the neck up, and her lack of curves is detracting. The best I can say is she's not ugly and she isn't fat. But hey, if she rocks you 2 guys worlds, have fun.


She IS getting a little "Russian grandma" in the face, lately.
 
2013-12-02 01:00:04 AM  
I remember him hosting "SNL" in his underwear. She knew what she was getting into, so to speak.
 
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