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(Mental Floss)   Ten statements erroneously attributed to Mark Twain--and the ten things he actually said that are similar to those ten statements   (mentalfloss.com) divider line 10
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2013-12-01 08:40:49 AM  
The only thing we have to fear is beer goggles - Mother Theresa
 
2013-12-01 09:17:17 AM  
The clothes do indeed make the man; naked people have had little to no impact on society.
 
2013-12-01 09:49:21 AM  
"Better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."
-Samuel Clemens, a.k.a. Mark Twain
 
2013-12-01 10:09:53 AM  

phillydrifter: "Better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."
-Samuel Clemens, a.k.a. Mark Twain


this was actually the list of things he didn't say..

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8. "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
He DID say: "[He] was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie."
 
2013-12-01 12:07:01 PM  
Duh.  We all know those were said by Rand Paul.
 
2013-12-01 12:38:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-01 04:06:46 PM  
"A lie travels halfway 'round the world before the truth can get his pants on."
 
2013-12-01 04:17:41 PM  
"There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."
 
2013-12-01 04:43:20 PM  
"So, this is a spaceship... You ever run into Halley's Comet?"
 
2013-12-02 01:48:43 PM  
Speaking of Bibles, unexpurgated or not:  "Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise; and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding." (Proverbs 17:28)
 
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