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(Daily Mail)   Kim Kardashian says she's a working mom and that's why she isn't spending more than an hour a day with her newest accessory, Northeast or whatever her name is; she can't be expected to remember it   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Kim Kardashian, northeast, work boots, Keeping Up with the Kardashians  
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2013-12-01 01:51:38 AM  
Yes, quite the working girl, that one.
 
2013-12-01 03:49:06 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-01 03:52:31 AM  
The last photo in that article:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-01 03:59:16 AM  
The only reason she or her mother wanted that kid was to keep a guaranteed check from Kanye West coming in for the next 18 year.
 
2013-12-01 04:12:28 AM  
Kardashians are still a thing? Kanye is still a thing?

Damn, I was kind of hoping they'd all have gone the way of the dodos by now.

/Lives in hope.
//Dares to dream.
///Third slashie for great justice.
 
2013-12-01 05:20:09 AM  
The child of every rich person I've met was raised by one or more Latina nannies. I doubt the West's are spending any less time with their baby than other rich parents.
 
2013-12-01 05:23:33 AM  

ShawnDoc: The child of every rich person I've met was raised by one or more Latina nannies. I doubt the West's are spending any less time with their baby than other rich parents.


Sad but true. And little "North" is probably better off in the long run.
 
2013-12-01 05:44:28 AM  

ongbok: The only reason she or her mother wanted that kid was to keep a guaranteed check from Kanye West coming in for the next 18 year.



18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his,

anyway If you know what Kim whats her name is doing 23 hours a day, you should examine your life
 
2013-12-01 06:03:00 AM  
You know, as much as Fark hates the Kardashians 90% of what I know about them I've read here.
 
2013-12-01 06:20:41 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: You know, as much as Fark hates the Kardashians 90% of what I know about them I've read here.


And as much shiat as we talk about the Daily Mail it seems everybody keeps reading their stories and submitting them.
 
2013-12-01 06:26:14 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: You know, as much as Fark hates the Kardashians 90% of what I know about them I've read here.

Easily

90%. All the rest is accidentally absorbed from magazine covers while standing at the checkout line.
 
2013-12-01 07:16:11 AM  
Who?
 
2013-12-01 07:17:32 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: You know, as much as Fark hates the Kardashians 90% of what I know about them I've read here.


More than 90%.  Unless you count GIS searches...

/damn but that woman is average looking.  Amazing what make-up that costs more than some national budgets will do for a woman.
 
2013-12-01 08:00:10 AM  
These people are farking trash.
 
2013-12-01 08:16:32 AM  
Stop paying attention to her. Just stop.
 
2013-12-01 08:19:14 AM  
Kim, I'mma gonna le t you finish but Beyoncé birfed the best baby EVER!
 
2013-12-01 08:30:20 AM  
"She even missed her family's traditional Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday, and skipped little sister Khloe's 'famous macaroni and cheese."

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-01 08:38:29 AM  

Mentalpatient87: Zarquon's Flat Tire: You know, as much as Fark hates the Kardashians 90% of what I know about them I've read here.

And as much shiat as we talk about the Daily Mail it seems everybody keeps reading their stories and submitting them.


There are people who's "job" is to do this in order to boost the profile of their client's websites. When you see a farked with hundreds if not thousands of approved links, you have to wonder...
 
2013-12-01 09:28:07 AM  

H31N0US: Mentalpatient87: Zarquon's Flat Tire: You know, as much as Fark hates the Kardashians 90% of what I know about them I've read here.

And as much shiat as we talk about the Daily Mail it seems everybody keeps reading their stories and submitting them.

There are people who's "job" is to do this in order to boost the profile of their client's websites. When you see a farked with hundreds if not thousands of approved links, you have to wonder...


And the admins rubber stamp them day after farking day. Its farking pathetic. Top 2 submitters have 10 THOUSAND greens a piece. 10 farking thousand. Nah, this shiat aint rigged.
 
2013-12-01 09:36:15 AM  

ShawnDoc: The child of every rich person I've met was raised by one or more Latina nannies. I doubt the West's are spending any less time with their baby than other rich parents.


And I guarantee you that in a year or so, there will be raw, unedited footage of the kid calling one of those nannies "mommy".
 
2013-12-01 10:11:58 AM  
She works hard farking rappers and manufacturing drama while showing her fat, ugly ass to paparazzi. Give her a break!
 
2013-12-01 10:15:39 AM  
If you care, kill yourself.
 
2013-12-01 10:50:17 AM  
With parents that self absorbed I'm glad nannies are raising that child. It gives the poor kid half a chance.
 
2013-12-01 11:38:19 AM  
I watched an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians (ok, I watch them all) where they were getting the baby's room ready at the Jenner house. I saw a queen sized bed in there with some comfy bedding, across from the crib, and thought, "Oh that's awesome! THey are going to sleep in the nursery, just like a normal parent."

But no. The bed was for the baby nurse.

What...the fark.
 
2013-12-01 12:21:42 PM  
Kim K is the mother...
Kayne is the father...
Kris is the grandmother...

This poor kid has no chance. Nannies can only do so much. I know I used to be one. Stupid brats knew they could walk all over me & took advantage of it. One day I told the oldest I wouldn't do her homework for her but I'd help her. She called her grandmother who proceeded to give her all the answers. She never asked me again to do it for her. She would just call her grandmother. That was 1 of MANY incidents I had to go through.

The only one I feel even remotely bad for is the baby. She didn't ask to be the kid of Kim & Kayne. Just hope someone is there to actually take care of it since Kim sure as hell isn't going to. That would require her to get off her extremely large back side & actually work. Something very foreign to Kim. To her work is spreading her legs & laying there like a dead fish. Guess it's a good thing she's with Kayne. I hear his boyfriend won't let him bonk his fiance.
 
2013-12-01 12:29:41 PM  
I cant wait till this kid goes online and see's mommy's fat ass being plowed by someone other then daddy.

/famous for being a whore, thats a meal ticket for life
 
2013-12-01 12:57:44 PM  
When you do anal and call it a job, yoy know you're just a whore.
 
2013-12-01 01:45:38 PM  

ShawnDoc: The child of every rich person I've met was raised by one or more Latina nannies. I doubt the West's are spending any less time with their baby than other rich parents.


At least some of them keep it more honest:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-01 02:31:47 PM  

ZeroCorpse: She works hard farking rappers and manufacturing drama while showing her fat, ugly ass to paparazzi. Give her a break!

 
2013-12-01 02:35:01 PM  
Graph made by ZeroCorpse at the nursing home after posting the above comment:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-01 03:16:25 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: ShawnDoc: The child of every rich person I've met was raised by one or more Latina nannies. I doubt the West's are spending any less time with their baby than other rich parents.

At least some of them keep it more honest:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 530x397]


Jesus christ, he's got Arnold's tooth gap.  I didn't know that sort of thing was hereditary.
 
2013-12-01 03:19:11 PM  

Dudebro: Graph made by ZeroCorpse at the nursing home after posting the above comment:

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Did you just defend Kim Kardashian?  What the hell is wrong with you?
 
2013-12-01 03:26:33 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Dudebro: Graph made by ZeroCorpse at the nursing home after posting the above comment:

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Did you just defend Kim Kardashian?


No, I ridiculed a middle aged fruit loop who can't shut up about the women he wouldn't bang.
 
2013-12-01 04:06:18 PM  

Dudebro: Thelyphthoric: Dudebro: Graph made by ZeroCorpse at the nursing home after posting the above comment:

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Did you just defend Kim Kardashian?

No, I ridiculed a middle aged fruit loop who can't shut up about the women he wouldn't bang.


Oh.  Well.  Carry on then.
 
2013-12-01 04:23:19 PM  
So her "job" is to go to concerts, take selfies, and tweet a lot?
 
2013-12-01 05:09:45 PM  
She's on the game?
 
2013-12-01 05:48:32 PM  
When does a "job" not really qualify as work?

img.fark.net

She needs to learn the difference.
 
2013-12-01 06:50:06 PM  

Infernalist: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: ShawnDoc: The child of every rich person I've met was raised by one or more Latina nannies. I doubt the West's are spending any less time with their baby than other rich parents.

At least some of them keep it more honest:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 530x397]

Jesus christ, he's got Arnold's tooth gap.  I didn't know that sort of thing was hereditary.


Me neither!
 
2013-12-01 08:43:29 PM  
It's no wonder she's got an ego even bigger than her ass, she gets into a retarded Twitter spat and some idiot writes a story about it. People don't even do that for Donald Trump, and he gets ten kinds of stupid on the Twitters.
 
2013-12-01 09:36:14 PM  
Well, it's true. Those dicks aren't going to suck themselves.
 
2013-12-01 10:14:36 PM  
There's a huge difference between working for a living and working for a lifestyle.

But surely she eats with her kid, doesn't she?
 
2013-12-02 12:07:40 AM  

Thelyphthoric: Dudebro: Thelyphthoric: Dudebro: Graph made by ZeroCorpse at the nursing home after posting the above comment:

[img.fark.net image 478x720]

Did you just defend Kim Kardashian?

No, I ridiculed a middle aged fruit loop who can't shut up about the women he wouldn't bang.

Oh.  Well.  Carry on then.


He's upset that I'm not gay and wouldn't respond to his stalking and flirtation. Ignore him.
 
2013-12-02 12:08:50 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: There's a huge difference between working for a living and working for a lifestyle.

But surely she eats with her kid, doesn't she?



I'd think she eats with her mouth.
 
2013-12-02 12:10:32 AM  

Dudebro: Graph made by ZeroCorpse at the nursing home after posting the above comment:

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Actually, the girl in that photo is pretty hot. Nothing at all like the fat slobs you usually white knight.
 
2013-12-02 12:47:41 AM  
After that three-post spree and failing to seduce the male nurse at the retirement home, ZeroCorpse resumed analyzing another young memeber of the gender he pretends to be attracted to:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-02 02:12:34 AM  

ongbok: The only reason she or her mother wanted that kid was to keep a guaranteed check from Kanye West coming in for the next 18 year.


Kanye fell prey to him and Jamie Foxxs collaboration ... Gold Digger!

LOL ... Kanye is a  Squirrel Cheeked ... bad dressing ... piss poor excuse for a man .. who doesnt know he is to good for KK.
 
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