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(Daily Mail)   Norwegian footballer's wife posts pictures of her perfect flat stomach four days after giving birth, triggering praise such as "kill the biatch" and questions like "how do we say 'pitchfork' in Norwegian?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 158
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2013-11-30 11:59:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-01 12:36:33 AM  
Yeah, I bet her cooch didn't bounce right back.
 
2013-12-01 12:39:15 AM  

unyon: Yeah, I bet her cooch didn't bounce right back.


www.manism.com
 
2013-12-01 03:35:49 AM  
How gives a shiat about her stomach - who needs a farking chandelier in their farking closet?
 
2013-12-01 04:09:30 AM  
Gee, a hot chick is still hot after plopping out a kid. Fetch my fainting couch.
 
2013-12-01 04:52:11 AM  
Well that's what happens when you don't spend the 9 months as an excuse to stuff your face with ice cream while saying "I am eating for two now hehe".
 
2013-12-01 04:57:09 AM  
It's "tee hee," not "he he." That's tard laughter. Please don't bring tards down to HAES level.
 
2013-12-01 05:00:05 AM  
My wife was the same after the first kiddo.
Within two weeks she had that runners shape back and pissed of all her female friends.

//Now Kiddos two and three? Yeah... no snap back from those for a year or so after.
 
2013-12-01 05:00:54 AM  
just sayin

the natural enemy of a women is not men

its other women
 
2013-12-01 05:08:29 AM  
She looks fabulous.. and young.  I don't see an age listed in the article, but she looks 20, or younger.
 
2013-12-01 05:09:45 AM  
'Not just because I'm the chubby girl who's envious of her petite figure, but because I began to despise my own body when I was about twelve.'

That pretty much says it all, right there. I have a work-friend who's older than me, married, and more ripped than Channing Tatum. I don't biatch at him for looking the way I can't.

/not fat, just . . . not even close to being ripped
 
2013-12-01 05:12:49 AM  
she is so hot. miranda kerr looked just as good that fast after her baby.

'Not just because I'm the chubby girl who's envious of her petite figure, but because I began to despise my own body when I was about twelve.'

shut up fat face
 
2013-12-01 05:15:05 AM  
Red this as: Fat people crying that skinny people should hide themselves because seeing skinny people makes fat people wanna hide themselves.
 
2013-12-01 05:23:25 AM  
What?  No horrible sunburst of stretch marks on top of cottage cheese?  Oh, that is pretty amazing.
 
2013-12-01 05:25:44 AM  
I don't see the problem. She's young, clearly in great shape as a professional workout type, and likes attention. People who like to look at her get a free photo and anyone else who doesn't can go to another news story. Everybody wins.
 
2013-12-01 05:26:10 AM  

taurusowner: Well that's what happens when you don't spend the 9 months as an excuse to stuff your face with ice cream while saying "I am eating for two now hehe".


People who have been in great shape when they get out of the "my metabolism is amazing" stage of life usually tend to be better at eating what they need. I have a feeling that's what she did.
 
2013-12-01 05:29:17 AM  
I've been seeing stories like this more and more. "Controversy" from women suggesting that - GASP! - being skinny/healthy/whatever requires sustained effort. Is this just some internet bullshiat, or are women actually this stupid?
 
2013-12-01 05:30:07 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Red this as: Fat people crying that skinny people should hide themselves because seeing skinny people makes fat people wanna hide themselves.


The women crying about this aren't the real fat chicks, they're the erstwhile skinny chicks that got fat, or the chubby girls who are borderline fat and feel powerless to stop it.

Those of us who are seriously fat won't care if our stomachs don't go back to washboard abs after we give birth as that's as likely as hitting Powerball.
 
2013-12-01 05:31:07 AM  
She's a fitness blogger... In other words, her job is basically working out. OF COURSE she's fit. She  earned the privledge of posting that pic, by making her body do hard shiat all the time. If you sit on your ass all day, yeah, you're not going to be skinny.

I am betting she eats well too.

If you don't use your body it rots out from under you, especially as you get older. If you stuff it with crap, well, you know what they say - "you are what you eat". Too many people have lots of excuses. To be fair, most work nowadays is effectively trying to kill us through inactivity, but then most people don't even ride their bike to the grocery store on the weekends or anything. If you sit, you rot.

If you don't like it, well, you can follow her blog and she'll probably tell you how to do it. The human body responds very well to training. If you hate your body, why don't you try to change it?
 
2013-12-01 05:31:10 AM  
Nice boobs.
 
2013-12-01 05:34:32 AM  

traylor: Nice boobs.


Well, she just gave birth... To be fair, I think that bra is a couple sizes too small for momma's milk jugs. And I'm pretty sure they sag more that that picture shows too.
 
2013-12-01 05:34:54 AM  

ModernLuddite: I've been seeing stories like this more and more. "Controversy" from women suggesting that - GASP! - being skinny/healthy/whatever requires sustained effort. Is this just some internet bullshiat, or are women actually this stupid?


It's a lot of effort as in, they can't eat what other people eat and they have to sustain a workout regimen. Nobody really wants to do any of that so its a controversy like bedtime for a 9 year old with a gaming console is a controversy.
 
2013-12-01 05:47:22 AM  
Yo!
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-01 05:49:17 AM  
"Oh, she thinks she's all that!  I hate her".  See, the thing is with women, given social movements notwithstanding, is when they say sh*t like that, it sounds like they mean it.
 
2013-12-01 05:50:23 AM  
I`m just glad we finally have equality and now both sexes can make women feel bad about having a normal body shape.
 
2013-12-01 05:52:35 AM  
According to the news, Maria Kang was just banned from Facebook - for "hate speech" against fat people.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-12-01 05:53:08 AM  
Good for her. She worked hard to be that fit and recover so well. I looked like a deflated Macy's parade balloon after I had my kids despite being pretty active, but I haven't been anywhere near as fit as her since I was a teen. If anything, people should be inspired by her, but that would require a desire to change yourself rather than insisting others change to suit you.
 
2013-12-01 05:53:22 AM  
Lots of angry fat chicks out there....
 
2013-12-01 05:56:45 AM  
According to article 2 people complained and one asked 'Can she look like this 4 days after???"

More importantly, this thread is useless without halvnakent pictures
 
2013-12-01 05:59:57 AM  

adamatari: traylor: Nice boobs.

Well, she just gave birth... To be fair, I think that bra is a couple sizes too small for momma's milk jugs. And I'm pretty sure they sag more that that picture shows too.


Oh, come on. Was it really necessary to post that and ruin my mental image of her?
 
2013-12-01 06:00:24 AM  
"Fitness" blogger? You're 26! If I were 26, I'd be fit too unless I screwed it up on purpose! "Toned thighs"? There's a gap between those chopsticks. Come on.
 
2013-12-01 06:01:13 AM  
I remember my big sister mocking my weight at a funeral (no one we knew well, but a moment of levity was needed).  She had twins last year, and for the first time we were 12 and 14 she might outweigh me now.

Screw societal expectations, this is personal.  I'm 3" taller, (6'1, 170lbs), I weigh less, and I bet I could still throw her as far as I did the day she decided provoking physical fights with me was a bad idea (13 and 15).  I meant to throw her onto the couch (it was padded), she went over it.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
 
2013-12-01 06:03:43 AM  

adamatari: She's a fitness blogger... In other words, her job is basically working out. OF COURSE she's fit. She  earned the privledge of posting that pic, by making her body do hard shiat all the time. If you sit on your ass all day, yeah, you're not going to be skinny.


If you don't use your body it rots out from under you, especially as you get older. If you stuff it with crap, well, you know what they say - "you are what you eat". Too many people have lots of excuses. To be fair, most work nowadays is effectively trying to kill us through inactivity, but then most people don't even ride their bike to the grocery store on the weekends or anything. If you sit, you rot.


sigh so true

fun fact
the more you set on your ass - the greater the odds of prostate cancer
(amoung other problems)
 
2013-12-01 06:27:51 AM  

memebot_of_doom: According to the news, Maria Kang was just banned from Facebook - for "hate speech" against fat people.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]


I saw something on that, and decided I just didn't need to know the full story.
 
2013-12-01 06:46:33 AM  
You know, I think it is pretty telling that they didn't list the  weight of the damn baby.

So a skinny chick has a 4 pound baby, and is still skinny after? Congratu-farking-lations.

Making a wholly superficial observation from the pregnancy photo, that is a small freakin' fetus.

/nothin' uglier than a skinny baby.
 
2013-12-01 06:54:31 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I remember my big sister mocking my weight at a funeral (no one we knew well, but a moment of levity was needed).  She had twins last year, and for the first time we were 12 and 14 she might outweigh me now.

Screw societal expectations, this is personal.  I'm 3" taller, (6'1, 170lbs), I weigh less, and I bet I could still throw her as far as I did the day she decided provoking physical fights with me was a bad idea (13 and 15).  I meant to throw her onto the couch (it was padded), she went over it.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.


Xena?
 
2013-12-01 06:55:43 AM  

adamatari: She's a fitness blogger... In other words, her job is basically working out. OF COURSE she's fit. She  earned the privledge of posting that pic, by making her body do hard shiat all the time. If you sit on your ass all day, yeah, you're not going to be skinny.

I am betting she eats well too.

If you don't use your body it rots out from under you, especially as you get older. If you stuff it with crap, well, you know what they say - "you are what you eat". Too many people have lots of excuses. To be fair, most work nowadays is effectively trying to kill us through inactivity, but then most people don't even ride their bike to the grocery store on the weekends or anything. If you sit, you rot.

If you don't like it, well, you can follow her blog and she'll probably tell you how to do it. The human body responds very well to training. If you hate your body, why don't you try to change it?


I hate working out, never been able to get into it.  But I've always had jobs that involved physical labor.  Drag around a ladder all day, climb it 200 times while pulling 1/2" coax cable.  You'll burn some calories.

The only time I've topped 200 lbs I was a full time student.
 
2013-12-01 06:56:49 AM  
Wow.  She goes from cute stick figure before pregnancy to deliciously curvy after, and the hate gets turned up to 11.  Other women's self-loathing makes them so ugly.
 
2013-12-01 07:07:44 AM  
Why is this front-paged over news that might actually be interesting?  So a plastic girl with a giant Antonio Inoki chin looks good after a baby?  Well, my day is fulfilled now.
 
2013-12-01 07:13:24 AM  

Laobaojun: Wow.  She goes from cute stick figure before pregnancy to deliciously curvy after, and the hate gets turned up to 11.  Other women's self-loathing makes them so ugly.


Ummmm....
 
2013-12-01 07:15:14 AM  
Bork, Bork, Bork.
 
2013-12-01 07:27:40 AM  
She looks great, but women have also been known to have their ob-gyn's push on their stomachs during childbirth which helps the baby move on out, and the added benefit of deflating the mid-section quicker.

/her husband may be rich but he is seriously ugh.
 
2013-12-01 07:27:54 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-12-01 07:38:17 AM  
Add long as she gained enough weight for a healthy pregnancy, who cares?
 
2013-12-01 07:38:28 AM  
My brother's wife gave birth to a son, and then gained another 40 pounds.   The last time I saw her she was tipping the scales over 215.  Because:

A.  She had learned new eating habits while pregnant.
and
(2)  She now had a legal hold on my brother, so he could not easily run.


Love is a Many Splendoured Thing !
 
2013-12-01 07:38:53 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Add long as she gained enough weight for a healthy pregnancy, who cares?


*As
 
2013-12-01 07:56:06 AM  
they see me birthinnnn
they hatinnnn
 
2013-12-01 07:58:25 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I don't see the problem. She's young, clearly in great shape as a professional workout type, and likes attention. People who like to look at her get a free photo and anyone else who doesn't can go to another news story. Everybody wins.


Professional. That's the key word. Somehow she is presented as normal. See also Jessica Alba. It's their job to be fit and beautiful. They're good at it. Most women could do that if they had a personal trainer, nutritionist, exercised three hours a day, and were wealthy enough to afford it.
 
2013-12-01 08:01:34 AM  
Dear Lardasses,

Eat shiat and die.

Love,

Fotballer
 
2013-12-01 08:10:14 AM  
the answer is høygaffel
 
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