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(Chicago Trib)   Trinity Broadcast Network founder Paul Crouch dies at 79, forcing Pat Robertson to rename his show to The 699 Club   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 93
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2013-11-30 11:48:20 PM  
I hope he's enjoying roasting in the eternal hellfire for what his contributions to modern Christianity were.

We can only hope that Pat Robertson follows him soon.

dakiniland.files.wordpress.com

Die, you miserable fat fark,
 
2013-12-01 12:15:41 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
He's better off now.
 
2013-12-01 01:16:14 AM  
699, that's one man two women right?
 
2013-12-01 01:19:56 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: 699, that's one man two women right?


no that is 69g

/Good Night idiot
 
2013-12-01 01:21:21 AM  

Piizzadude: Mr. Eugenides: 699, that's one man two women right?

no that is 69g

/Good Night idiot


the slashie is not for Mr. E
 
2013-12-01 01:21:31 AM  
RIP Oscar
www.fineonpine.com
 
2013-12-01 01:22:42 AM  
I hope he had one final "oh shiat" moment when he saw that the other side was a gaping chasm of nothingness.
 
2013-12-01 01:23:05 AM  
What a shame. Has there been anyone who has done more to help this nation?

Not including those between the ages of 3 and 97, of course.
 
2013-12-01 01:23:29 AM  
plenty of weird stories there...
 
2013-12-01 01:24:24 AM  
media.tumblr.com

RIP Paul's Crotch
 
2013-12-01 01:24:25 AM  
I drive this gaudy-ass place every day.

latimesblogs.latimes.com

One of the great con-men of our time.  Fark this guy.
 
2013-12-01 01:25:32 AM  
First tenant on the newest level of Hell.
 
2013-12-01 01:29:40 AM  

Ex-Texan: First tenant on the newest level of Hell.


The ultimate bottom.
 
2013-12-01 01:33:59 AM  
Sexual predator who had a thing for the taste of chocolate.   Used his position within the church (with the ability to hire and fire) to recruit younger men to satisfy his urges.   His wife's spending habits make Jim and Tammy Faye look like spendthrifts by comparison.

I really wish there was a hell for these two (and their accomplices) but alas I'm afraid that is just the story the rubes fall for in order to keep them in line.

I hope Jan lives a long life, full of ass cancer.
 
2013-12-01 01:34:14 AM  
"if you wait by the river long enough, you see the body of your enemy float by."

John Belushi
 
2013-12-01 01:36:15 AM  

Piizzadude: Piizzadude: Mr. Eugenides: 699, that's one man two women right?

no that is 69g

/Good Night idiot

the slashie is not for Mr. E


Right, 699 is the one with Barbara Feldon.
 
2013-12-01 01:38:00 AM  
 
2013-12-01 01:39:34 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: Piizzadude: Piizzadude: Mr. Eugenides: 699, that's one man two women right?

no that is 69g

/Good Night idiot

the slashie is not for Mr. E

Right, 699 is the one with Barbara Feldon.


Naw, that's 8699.
 
2013-12-01 01:40:46 AM  

hardinparamedic: I hope he's enjoying roasting in the eternal hellfire for what his contributions to modern Christianity were.


www.snob.ru
 
TWX
2013-12-01 01:43:01 AM  
"The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care." --Virginia Madsen as Dangerous Woman, A Prairie Home Companion, 2006

I'll leave thanking him for his love and care as an exercise for his immediate family.
 
2013-12-01 01:43:39 AM  
Sad, subby? That a con man who takes money from the elderly, the lonely, and the desperate is dead?
 
2013-12-01 01:45:39 AM  
img.fark.net

Seriously, fark this guy.
 
2013-12-01 01:47:43 AM  
Him and Sylvia Browne. Charlatans always die in threes.

/Kevin Trudeau next?
 
2013-12-01 01:51:32 AM  
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RIP Barty Crouch
 
2013-12-01 01:54:14 AM  

TWX: "The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care." --Virginia Madsen as Dangerous Woman, A Prairie Home Companion, 2006

I'll leave thanking him for his love and care as an exercise for his immediate family.


What is this I don't even
 
2013-12-01 01:56:29 AM  
Fart_Machine: I drive this gaudy-ass place every day.

[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x461]

One of the great con-men of our time.  Fark this guy.


I wonder how many people's' life-savings went towards paying for those digs?
 
2013-12-01 01:58:57 AM  

TWX: "The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care." --Virginia Madsen as Dangerous Woman, A Prairie Home Companion, 2006

I'll leave thanking him for his love and care as an exercise for his immediate family.


If this is a troll, sir, you are an artist.
 
2013-12-01 02:01:41 AM  
Just 33 more to go...
 
2013-12-01 02:16:11 AM  
He was no <A HREF="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8oNvbySTBA">Robert Tilton</A> I'm sure.

/Brrrrap!
 
2013-12-01 02:17:18 AM  
HTML fail...  Lemme try again.

He was no Robert Tilton I'm sure.

/Brrrrap!
 
2013-12-01 02:23:37 AM  

TWX: "The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care." --Virginia Madsen as Dangerous Woman, A Prairie Home Companion, 2006

I'll leave thanking him for his love and care as an exercise for his immediate family.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-01 02:25:26 AM  

Fart_Machine: I drive this gaudy-ass place every day.

[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x461]

One of the great con-men of our time.  Fark this guy.



There's one here in Dallas too.  Just as gawdy and on a major interstate between Dallas and FW.
 
2013-12-01 02:30:11 AM  
As cyberspacedout implied, if there were truth in advertising, that motherfarker's outfit would be called 'The 666 Club'.
 
2013-12-01 02:30:13 AM  
I hope that bastard suffered at least some. He was a thief, con-man and hypocrite. There are still way
too many of these scumbags out there. These charlatans that will take every last asset from an old lady
and candy from a baby and smile while doing it.
 
2013-12-01 02:32:22 AM  
Now watch the family fight to the death, assets boil away like water, lawyers get rich, desperate appeals for "emergency" funds, buildings go into forclosure, and the entire TeleCult fracture like glass.  Bring on the bimbos.  File the depositions.  Start shredding documents and deleting files.  Wheel in the wrecking balls, bulldozers and backhoes.  Here's where the fun begins...
 
2013-12-01 02:34:50 AM  
Dead, eh?

Maybe there is a god, afterall.
 
2013-12-01 02:34:54 AM  
WOOT! New arrival!!!

"Paging Paul Crouch! Paul Crouch, please pick up the Red Phone at the Reception Desk!"
 
2013-12-01 02:37:07 AM  
I bet they ask for donations in lieu of flowers.
 
2013-12-01 02:39:25 AM  
First Paul Walker, now Paul Crouch...calling Paul #3
 
2013-12-01 02:47:02 AM  
I hope this old Pharisee had enough sense to get buried in a flame-retardant suit...
 
2013-12-01 02:48:19 AM  

cygnusx13: Dead, eh?

Maybe there is a god, afterall.


No, if there were a God, Crouch would have lived a long life with a tumour in his throat the size of a fire hydrant and horrible erupting boils all over the inside of his ass.
 
2013-12-01 02:50:15 AM  

lawboy87: Sexual predator who had a thing for the taste of chocolate.   Used his position within the church (with the ability to hire and fire) to recruit younger men to satisfy his urges.   His wife's spending habits make Jim and Tammy Faye look like spendthrifts by comparison.

I really wish there was a hell for these two (and their accomplices) but alas I'm afraid that is just the story the rubes fall for in order to keep them in line.

I hope Jan lives a long life, full of ass cancer.

Paul has a very special message for you ladyboy87


crosebrough.typepad.com
 
2013-12-01 02:56:04 AM  

Begoggle: [img.fark.net image 640x425]

Seriously, fark this guy.


Got what I came for.  Leaving happy.
 
2013-12-01 03:00:21 AM  

Fart_Machine: I drive this gaudy-ass place every day.

[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x461]

One of the great con-men of our time.  Fark this guy.


Ah, the good ol' 405 through Orange County!
 
2013-12-01 03:03:08 AM  
When is the 666 on?
 
2013-12-01 03:11:46 AM  

Technopundit: Now watch the family fight to the death, assets boil away like water, lawyers get rich, desperate appeals for "emergency" funds, buildings go into forclosure, and the entire TeleCult fracture like glass.  Bring on the bimbos.  File the depositions.  Start shredding documents and deleting files.  Wheel in the wrecking balls, bulldozers and backhoes.  Here's where the fun begins...


And it will all be blamed on 0bama
 
2013-12-01 03:13:11 AM  

yadumey: First Paul Walker, now Paul Crouch...calling Paul #3


www.hilarytopper.com

Seen entering police protection.
 
2013-12-01 03:14:11 AM  

yadumey: First Paul Walker, now Paul Crouch...calling Paul #3


Ron Paul?
 
2013-12-01 03:18:17 AM  
www.jesus-is-savior.comHere's an iPhone photo of him taken a few minutes ago...

www.jesus-is-savior.com
 
2013-12-01 03:18:39 AM  
Watch your back, Pauly Shore
 
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