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(Daily Mail)   Sharon Osbourne admits she had plastic surgery for a "designer vagina". Subby just threw up his entire Thanksgiving dinner   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2013-11-30 03:20:46 PM
What a waste of stuffing.
 
2013-11-30 04:26:38 PM
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Mom, that's so ugly.
 
2013-11-30 04:51:47 PM
Thanks. I was eating a leftover turkey sandwich with the turkey hanging out the sides mixed with cranberry sauce when I saw this. Oh, LAWD!
 
2013-11-30 04:59:17 PM
The good part is, your crazy train will never go off the rails again.
 
2013-11-30 05:06:17 PM
Designer vagina! What a wonderful phrase. Designer vagina! Ain't no passing craze!

 
2013-11-30 05:09:18 PM
This all seems so much like the Martha Stewart's Vagina chapter in Naked Pictures of Famous People.
 
2013-11-30 05:23:05 PM
When did Christo start working with roast beef?
 
2013-11-30 05:58:10 PM

Farxist Marxist: What a waste of stuffing.


I didn't know that's what made a vagina 'designer'.
 
2013-11-30 06:20:59 PM
I'm curious as to what a "designer vagina" even means but there's no way I'm going to Google it. I'm not ready to turn gay, I'm too fragile.
 
2013-11-30 06:39:49 PM

Mugato: I'm curious as to what a "designer vagina" even means but there's no way I'm going to Google it. I'm not ready to turn gay, I'm too fragile.


Maybe it's horizontal.
 
2013-11-30 06:40:13 PM
Labiaplasty is the most common type of female genital cosmetic surgery, in which the size of the labia is reduced.

OK, I know I'm old.  I first looked at porn in the 70's and got lucky in the early 80's, but I do not understand Labiaplasty AT ALL.  That's the whole pussy personality!  It's the modeling clay of your new sexual partner!  Just seeing different bits for the first time is like opening a Christmas present.  If everyone has unseen labia minora buried under a labia majora, where's the fun in that?  Whether it's an innie or an outie, it's all fun discovering what makes it unique to the woman carrying it.

Ladies, for the love of God, leave it alone.  It's all good.
 
2013-11-30 06:46:15 PM
More Roast Beef than Turkey, I'd say.
 
2013-11-30 06:51:11 PM
Yeezy reupholstered it...
 
2013-11-30 06:51:30 PM
I bet her queefs are still sloppy and chunky.
 
2013-11-30 06:51:42 PM
To be fair, it was "designed" by a Subway sandwich artist
 
2013-11-30 07:01:58 PM
That's nasty.
 
2013-11-30 07:04:04 PM

Knob_Gobbler: I bet her queefs are still sloppy and chunky.


Had a GF who said her periods were "chunky-style".
 
2013-11-30 07:05:05 PM
Ugh, nasty biatch.
 
2013-11-30 07:12:12 PM

fusillade762: Knob_Gobbler: I bet her queefs are still sloppy and chunky.

Had a GF who said her periods were "chunky-style".


Everything a fat chick does is "chunky-style".


jk
 
2013-11-30 07:14:08 PM
 Gee, I can't wait until Monday's episode of The Talk.

What's with her airing dirty laundry she admitted to bonking Leno a few weeks ago.
 
2013-11-30 07:17:27 PM

fusillade762: Knob_Gobbler: I bet her queefs are still sloppy and chunky.

Had a GF who said her periods were "chunky-style".


Well, there goes my plans for conch chowder this evening, off to Subway for dinner!
 
2013-11-30 07:21:27 PM
What no before or after shot's?
 
2013-11-30 07:21:59 PM
Was this the design?
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2013-11-30 07:27:03 PM

Ready-set: fusillade762: Knob_Gobbler: I bet her queefs are still sloppy and chunky.

Had a GF who said her periods were "chunky-style".

Everything a fat chick does is "chunky-style".


www.prbythebook.com

www.clipartguide.com
 
2013-11-30 07:36:47 PM
Relax guys, it's just the same as a regular one, except it has LV tattooed all over it.
 
2013-11-30 07:38:08 PM
I'm thinking Arby's.
 
2013-11-30 07:40:48 PM
Subby, you need more fiber in your diet.
 
2013-11-30 07:44:07 PM
She looks hideous now...

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2013-11-30 07:44:14 PM

fusillade762: Had a GF who said her periods were "chunky-style".


Ugh. Just.... ugh.
 
2013-11-30 08:10:48 PM
"Designer vagina" generally refers to inner labia reduction. Which doesn't make any damn sense.

Seriously, is there any man in this world who would refuse pussy because the woman has big inner labia that (gasp!) are longer than her outer labia? Because a lot of women seem to think so.

Having you vagina surgically tightened, by the way, isn't necessary. Kegels exercises exist for a reason, and you can even buy special weights.

/really, do you think Ozzy, of all people, cares all that much?
 
2013-11-30 08:15:21 PM

MeanJean: "Designer vagina" generally refers to inner labia reduction. Which doesn't make any damn sense.

Seriously, is there any man in this world who would refuse pussy because the woman has big inner labia that (gasp!) are longer than her outer labia? Because a lot of women seem to think so.

Having you vagina surgically tightened, by the way, isn't necessary. Kegels exercises exist for a reason, and you can even buy special weights.

/really, do you think Ozzy, of all people, cares all that much?


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2013-11-30 08:22:58 PM

zappaisfrank: She looks hideous now...


Holy shiat. She was a handsome old broad. Now she looks like Merman.

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2013-11-30 08:29:23 PM
Ok, I'm afraid to Google designer vagina but have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-11-30 08:32:55 PM
GIS doesn't disappoint:

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2013-11-30 08:49:27 PM
Subby, did you eat so much god damn Thanksgiving dinner that you're throwing it up 2 days later?

FFS, dude, it's Thanksgiving, not ThankstakingallthefoodfromCostco.
 
2013-11-30 08:58:28 PM
grilledcheese.jpg
 
2013-11-30 09:09:16 PM
Hey guys, I found a before/after:
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2013-11-30 09:11:36 PM
 
2013-11-30 09:17:35 PM
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2013-11-30 09:36:56 PM
stinky beef curtains.  a wizard's sleeve
 
2013-11-30 09:37:12 PM
Well this is a thread I could have done without.

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2013-11-30 09:42:00 PM
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Designer pussy?
 
2013-11-30 10:00:22 PM
I'll bet it sounds like Ozzu
 
2013-11-30 10:00:57 PM
Ozzy, god damn it
 
2013-11-30 10:04:49 PM
She looks like Quagmire's dad
 
2013-11-30 10:06:51 PM
NTTIAWWT

But

TTIWWP

/Yes, not just an old tyrant, warped, too.
 
2013-11-30 10:09:42 PM
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I'd give that vagina the Hand of Doom
 
2013-11-30 10:10:12 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: I'll bet it sounds like Ozzu


Snatch Bandergrip: Ozzy, god damn it


No, you were right the first time.

Ozzu sounds like the name of Cthulhu's Iago.
 
2013-11-30 10:15:34 PM
You know Ozzy still has to be on drugs to hit that, imagine if he woke up to that face every morning? WTF
 
2013-11-30 10:16:36 PM
Today on Over-sharing with Sharon we learn...

/Really did not need to know any of this.
//For some reason my brain is now humming along merrily to itself "nothing could be finer than vagina by designer in the moooorning"
///I got a weird brain.
 
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